UP, UP AND...I'm falling

"Celestia damn you Blaze! Why did you drag me into this? Throw the damn dynamite!"

"Yes! Finally! Dy-nami-tay!"

As my brother and I ran for our lives through the street, I though to myself. When the hell did this all start?

Two Days Earlier - Thursday

Before I let you into my life, you might like to know a few things first. My name for one, is Jero Kyubo. Is that a strange name for a pony? Why yes it is, but I am not a pony. I'm a Homunculi, a fox type to be exact. I currently live...well I am moving out of my parents house over in Pearl Point. They said something about a new school opening up over in Tandem Valley, then I stopped caring. The next thing I know my mother is packing my stuff, her furry ass doing it in a hurry. As much as I protested, that fox knew how to shut me up quick. With her claws.

But yeah, back to me. I am about 5'11, my skin is pale and smooth. The hair on the top of my head is amber, sleek and my eyes are blue, family traits. The color of my tail though is black, tipped with white. It is said to be a bad omen within the members of the fox type. Which is almost none, the only others I know of are my mother and grandpa. I have a sliver ear ring and a silver finger ring that I always wear. I usually wear a solid white T-shirt with my black pants and brown shoes. I usually have an expression of indifference above my long Sun and Moon chain. I just don't care about somethings, so I don't express it. Like transferring.

Celestia knows why I have to come to this school. I was doing quite well in Pearl public school, why do I need to travel 36 miles inland just to go to school with my brother? I will never know, but it is too late to turn back. I stood outside of the train station at 7 in the mourning with my mother and step father waiting with me as we waited for Blaze with his carriage to take all my stuff. Sitting on a bench, my step dad tried to comfort me. Earth ponies have a way of doing that stuff. "Cheer up Jero, you had a great summer with you friends in Pearl Point. Know is the time to make new friends with your brother here at Tandem."

I looked down to the brown and black maned pony. "Dad, I shall ask this only once more. Why the hell must I go here? I had everything good over in Pearl, I had my whole business set up!"

My dad said with a sigh, "Jero, I know you were doing well with your services. You must understand where I am coming from. This town is big and only a three hour train ride away from Pearl. More opportunity here than back home."

"Oh really? Than why don't you move here?" I asked, trying to pock a hole in his logic.

"Both your mother and I have to work in Pearl."

I hissed under my breath, "Damn."

"Don't worry baby." My mother cooed. "You will be fine, just make sure you get to your classes on time. You should be happy, this is a brand new school. It was just finished this summer!"

I finally caved in and stopped protesting. "Okay Mom, but I'm going to be late if Blaze doesn't show up soon." I then took a seat next to my pony dad. I turned on my E-Deck I had in my wrist and listened to my music for about five minutes before Mom and Dad had to board the train once more. I said my goodbyes and hugged them. I looked at my E-Deck and saw the time was 7:30. I looked around and saw that there was only one other homunculi and a blue earth pony sweeping the floors of the train station inside. I turn to my belongings and search through the four boxes and three bags to find my 'special box' that I kept out of sight. It was tricky but I'm a fox, tricky is in my blood. I picked it up and presses it close to my chest, tempted to open the book right then and there. I moved my hand along the box like it was a frightened cat. "Don't worry baby, you'll be safe soon."

I lower the E-Deck and hear a low hissing sound. It was like fire was escaping from a pipe in the back of...dear Celestia he brought the "Craze Cart". I look up and down the street, I take a double-take up the street and see a blue flame coming out the back of a black and red painted carriage. The wood was clean and showed no sign of damage and the metal pegs that held everything together were shining in the light of the early mourning. From the front seat of the carriage, I could see my brother Craze Blaze, another earth pony. He is red with a smoke grey mane with a white dyed tail. His cutimark was a ring of blue fire with a red ember in the center. He is the craziest pony I have ever had the joy of meeting other his cousin, but that is a whole other story.

I placed my special box down and prepared to leave when I heard an explosion and the laughter of Blaze. "Haha! Burn baby burn. To mass fires, yes! One hundred stories high! Burn baby burn!" Yup, still not singing the whole song, just the part he likes.

From the front bench, he pulled a lever and slowed to a stop as he neared the entrance of the station. He jumped down from the carriage and ran up to me, opening up for a hug. "Jero! How the hell are you? Oh, hell has fire." He smiled his usual crazy smile, creepy as fuck.

I took the pyromaniac and hugged him. "I'm good bro. So what took you so Celestia long! Hmm?" I then began to tap my foot, waiting for his answer.

"Oh that, I over slept. I was getting our dorm ready when I was ready to crash. I had to sleep in the back of the Craze Cart last night because I wasn't able to sleep in the dorms yet. Enough of that, we need to move quickly! The first bell of our first day is in about," Blaze started to count the non-existent fingers on his hoof. "We have about one hour and it took me about fifteen minutes to get here. Then we have the entrance welcoming that is about 30 minutes I hear." Blaze took literally a hoof full of my bags and ran to the carriage on his hind legs. I took hold of my special box and satchel, not a hand bag, and followed him to the carriage were we put my things inside. We both jumped on the front bench and he turned a few knobs and a lever.

"So what does this thing do again?" I reached for a lone lever when Blaze slapped my palm away. I retracted it and held the stinging hand. "In all my 18 years of life...what the hell does that lever do!?" I took my hand and threw it at the lever, pushing it forward.

Blaze looked at me like he heard a joke he knew was both funny and also not appropriate. Which is always a bad thing. "Do you know what you just did?" We both heard a hiss come from the back of the carriage and what sounded like matches scrapping against something. Blaze started to pull and push levers and hit a few buttons. "Jero, have you ever heard of Luwa?" He smiled at me once more with his creepy smile and turned two levers next to him in the opposite up and down directions.

Now, being a dumbass I answered. Never answer, "What are you talking about? Luwaaaaagh!" The flame in the back of the carriage was once again ignited, the carriage spun around once and we blasted off back up the road. We were going so fast my tail felt like it was going to be pulled off. The only good part about this was that Blaze was able to keep the carriage from crashing as was sped through the streets of Tandem Valley. I was too busy praying to Celestia and Luna to pay attention to the city as it passed by us both. "Dear and almighty Celestial Sisters, save me from this torment!" Just then a miracle happened, the sounds of the rushing flame died. As I smiled with happiness, Blaze was smiling more menacingly. This made me frown and I simply said, "There is more, isn't there?"

"Hell yeah!" Blaze took out a pair of goggles and strapped them on. A hang gladder was released from the top of the carriage and that was when I knew, I knew I was going to die. The sound of a large explosion erupted from the back of carriage and I felt it being lifted into the air. I could see the ground getting further away. I turned to my brother and yelled, "I though you were a pyromaniac? Not a dam inventor!"

"I'm not! This is just one more reason in my book to blow shit up and set things on FIRE!"

"When we land I am-" I started but was quickly shut up by the rumbling of the carriage as it soared through the sky, leaving a trail of smoke in the sky. I closed my eyes and held on tight to the bench.

Blaze snapped his head over to me with his brow raised. "What do you mean land?"

My eyes slowly open and I looked into Blaze's and saw he wasn't joking, "Blaze, please tell me you can land this thing."

"I have never even tried it! But this will be great!" He strapped on a belt that seemed to be attached to the wooden bench. Adjusting his goggles, he searched for a single spot in front of us. With a smile he roared, "Aha! There she be ahead! Tandem Academy!"

I looked away from the psycho and toward the academy. I didn't really see anything because the Sun got in my fucking eyes and the carriage started to shake again. I heard a pop and something falling. "Bro, what was that?"

"That was the beautiful sound of the engine exploding and falling. Hold on tight, I'll try and crash into the lake." He pushed a lever and pulled a knob. Now I would normally say, Oh we have a lake on the school ground? That is kinda cool. But right now, I just curse at the top of my lungs because we were about 300 fuck feet in the air! I saw ponies and homunculi gathering around on the ground. I think they were looking up at us because I hear one pony faintly saw, "Dear Celestia what is that!" Or something close to that. The crowds grow larger as more gathered.

I scanned the area for this lake Blaze just mentioned to no avail. "Okay Blaze, just where is this lake. All I see are buildings."

"Well you see the lake is inside the-[Pluck]" The carriage leaned to the left and I was hanging onto the bench as my legs dangled in the air. The hang glider on top of carriage had snapped and now we were going to crash into the ground in a fucking spiral. A brave few pegasi ponies dashed up into the air in an attempt to save us. As we spun I counted about five.

Blaze extended his hoof out to me as I yelled. "I told them nothing good was going to happen! I should of just stayed in Pearl!" I tried to reach for him but the second I let go, I was thrown off. Blaze cried my name and I cried his, this was the end of my life. It fucking sucked. Like really, like this? I couldn't die touching fluffy tail? I would expect one of the pegasi to bolt down to save me, but they all head straight for the carriage. Assholes, but wait...yes! This is good, a bunch of unicorns had made a huge bubble for me to land on. My guess is that when I hit it, it'll act as a cushion. Then I'll be gently brought down with magic. It was coming up fast so I extended all my limbs and relaxed myself for the soft-[Pow]."

That shit was not soft, it was a solid fucking dome! I hit that shit face first and my tail stood straight up in reaction to the mega-ton of pain that is coursing through my body. Damn you Isaac Nowten and Merfi, those Prench bitches. Gravity is a bitch and everything that can go wrong can also go fuck itself. But wait, there is more! These unicorns weren't able to hold that shit, so it broke and I started to fall again! Yay. I was still about two stories high and there was almost no time for anyone to catch me.

There was this one light green unicorn that still tried though, I was engulfed in her magic and started to fall towards her. I slowed down a little, but it the unicorn in the head. We both the hit the ground hard. I heard the crowd gather and chatter as I drifted out of my mind. The last thing I saw was a huge homunculi take the unicorn and me up off the ground as he started to run. I tilted my head over to the mare on this guys shoulder and saw she was almost out. With the last of my consciousness I whispered to her, "Sorry about that." Boom, out like a light.

The dog type homunculi ran through the first floor, he darted around looking for the nurses office. After running down a long hallway, he turned back around and reread a small sign on the side of a white sliding door. With his hands full, he used his foot to throw the door to the side. Inside and directly in front of him was a white coat and purple mane unicorn pony and a cat type homuculi woman. There were four beds on both sides of the room with curtains around them all. The homunculi was typing something up on a computer while the unicorn gasped at the sight of blood dripping down the heads of the unconscious duo. The blood was little but still flowing. "My Celestia, what happened to them?" The unicorn asked.

The homunculi gentle placed both Jero and the unicorn on two beds and explained. "I don't know what exactly happened ma'am. From what I saw, a carriage almost dropped what looked like a huge engine on me and I saw his guys falling to the ground. A few pegasi managed to get the carriage under control and some unicorns made a magic dome for this guy to fall on. While the pegasi were bringing the carriage down from the sky, the dome broke and he started to fall again."

The unicorn gasped. "What? How does a carriage get into the sky?"

"No idea ma'am. As he started to fall, that unicorn there used her magic to try and save him one last time. It mostly work, but they hit their heads together."

"Ow, that had to hurt." The unicorn nurse flinched at the though. "So you took them and ran here?"

"Yes ma'am."

She started to inspect the two of them for a minute before coming to a conclusion. "Well they maybe bleeding, but it seems that they aren't in comas. With a simple recovery spell, they should be up in about half an hour. They may miss the introduction, but they should be in first period."

"That is good news. I should be going myself then. It was nice meeting you nurse...?"

"Nurse Purple Heart. That is Nurse Bline Kine over at the computer. I'd like to thank you once again for this kind deed. What is your name son?"

"Oh my name is Lethroldus Hex. I'm a junior, have a nice day. Take care of those two." He then started for the door. He had to duck his head in order to get out of the door frame. He disappeared from sight and then Nurse Purple Heart closed the door.

She returned to the two patients laying in bed. Engulfing them both in her magic, she pulsed magic throughout their bodies and activated a simple healing spell on both of them. Nurse Bline stood up from her seat on the computer and walked over to the window. As she opened it, wind blew her brown and grey hair back. She said with a sigh, "Isn't this great. The very first bell hasn't even rung and we already have students hitting each other." She pulled out a carton of cigarettes from her lab coat.

"Bline, you know you aren't suppose to smoke on school grounds." Purple Heart warned.

Bline chuckled. "Purple, smoking on school grounds is the lest of my worries now."

The magic that engulfed Jero and the unicorn died out and Purple Heart walked over to Bline with a confused look. "What does that mean?" Bline inhaled a puff from her cigarette and gestured over to Jero. "You mean the boy?"

"Yeah, I know it is not something a pony would know about but I'll tell you." Bline exhaled the smoke and narrowed her eyes on Jero's black tail. "There are omens surrounding those born with black tails. A long time ago, things happened and the reason for those things was a lone fox homunculi with a black tail. It may seem a little harsh, but the reality is that it is such a rare trait that there is myth behind it. Most who know about it believe in it."

Purple Heart was intrigued by Bline's claims. She was ready to ask about it when the door slid open and Blaze ran into the room yelling, "Jero! Is Jero in here?" He snapped his head over to the beds and saw Jero laying on it. "Oh dear brother of mine. How could this happen to you? You were so young, so ready for life! So ready to catch that fluffy tail!" He ran up to the bed and hugged his brother. "Don't worry, I'll burn your body with the best fire I can make. It shall be glorious!"

Bline strafed a laugh as she held her cigarette in her hand. "Wow kid, you really think he's dead? He is just out for a while." She then looked at Blaze's tail. "You also has an ember on your tail."

Blaze snapped his neck back and saw the smoke and small flame on the tip of his white tail. He turned back to Nurse Bline confused. "So what?" The bell rang and his ears perked up. "Ow, I'll be back Jero. Don't go anywhere!" He then patted Jero's head and dashed out the door.

Bline laughed and dropped her smoke on to the white tile floor. "Wow! Maybe it won't be so bad for Jero." The nurse moved from the window to a supply cabinet and pulled out gauze for the patient's heads.

She moved over to Jero and this unknown sea-foam colored unicorn with white and sea-foam mane. As Bline came closer, the unicorn groaned and stirred awake. She opened her gold colored eyes and looked around.

The mare tried to sit up straight, but only stretched her neck out and rubbed her head. "Good Celestia, what hit me?"

"Whoa, easy there dear." Nurse Purple Heart cooed. "It seems that you tried to save this young homunculi and you two clashed. The impact knocked you unconscious along with Jero here."

"Jero?" She looked to the bed next to here, seeing him made her remember. "Oh, so that's the guy? Well is he okay? A buddy of mine usually does the saving stuff, but she isn't there and there was no one brave enough." She gave a sheepish smile. "So I tried."

"Well that is good, the making of a fine mare!" Bline shouted with pride. "What is your name dear?"

"Oh, my name is Lyra Heartstrings."

"Well Lyra, how bad do you feel?" Nurse Purple Heart asked.

"Well my head still hurts, but I'm mostly okay."

"Good, because you're missing the introduction speech right now."

"Introduction speech, that's right!" Lyra jumped out of the bed and ran to the sliding door. "Thank you Nurses!" She threw open the door and ran off.

Bline sighed and went back to her computer. She tossed the gauze over to Purple Heart. "I need to type up this accident on here. I don't think he'll be needing those, if a mare can wake up quickly than he should too."

"Fine." Purple Heart sighed and placed the gauze back in the cabinet. "I'm going to the auditorium, watch Jero and keep him regular."

"Okay bye." Bline waved to Purple as she left and closed the door behind her. Once the door snapped shut, Bline jumped up from her seat, ran to the door and locked it. Bline put on an uncharacteristic smile and sang, "While the mare is away, the cat will play. New school, new computer, new space for my porn. I just don't have to wake up the fox."

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The auditorium was nearly filled to the brim with new students and teachers. All of the back row seats where taken so Lyra had to walk down the carpeted stairs in order to get to an open seat. She rushed down and grabbed the last cushioned chair in the front of the large black room. There was one podium on a barren stage with a red curtain and a panel of teachers sitting in chairs on both sides of the podium. A total of four where on the stage, two pony and two homunculi. From behind the curtain a single wolf homunculi and unicorn wearing suits approached the podium.

The wolf stood tall with his blue eyes fixed to the crowd. He was fair skinned and he had his naturally grey hair combed back with his ears sticking out to the sides. The blue unicorn mare had her white mane brushed straight down her left side along with her tail. Her cutimark being a clipboard with a ruler. They both seemed further along in their lives.

The homunculi tapped the microphone and drew the attention of everyone in the room. "Hello, Hello there." He said in a relaxed tone. "I am Principal Grey Mane and this here is my assistant, Vice Principal Ruth Loss." A collected gulp came from the student body at the sound of her name. "I am so proud to be the first to welcome you all here to our brand new Tandem Academy. As many of you were clearly able to tell while outside on the grounds, Tandem Academy is one of a kind. We are 'thy' large school in Equestria and take up big plot of land from Tandem Valley. The school itself is like a small town in multiple senses of the word. This school as been tasked with educating all high school and collage applicants that come to us and I will fulfill that task. We will not treat you like children though, that is my number one rule here. As long as you are here, we will have real world consequence for every action be it good or bad." A low mutter flowed through out the auditorium as concerns of the student body were shared.

Principle Grey Mane cleared his throat and reestablished order. "You should not be afraid though, we are fair and just here. We will listen to you and speak with you. As old as you all are, you are still my students and I plan to take care of you all. Now today I will have you all report to your homerooms and await there for further instructions. I will now allow Principle Ruth Loss say a few words." Grey Mane stepped down from the podium and Ruth Loss stepped up.

She adjusted her glasses and took out a clipboard from out of thin air. "Hello students. As Principle Grey Mane just said, we will be having you report to your homerooms. From there we have asked your teachers to bring you around Tandem Academy so you can understand what our fine Principle said about our size. We were given funding from our own Princesses to construct this school and by Celestia we used it! We used all of it to build this school so you, our students, our protegees can live and learn in both a functional and a glorious environment. I hope you all find friends amongst yourselves and the staff here at Tandem." She slowly turned her head but quickly snapped back. "Oh, before I forget. Two things. One, yes my name may sound like a play one words. But I must warn you," She took a ruler that she also took from thin air and smacked it against the podium."I don't play. And will the owner of a once burning and falling carriage report to my office, NOW!"

From the far back of the room, Craze Blaze jumped up and shouted out, "It was worth it!" Then bell rung and everyone was dismissed from the auditorium to their homerooms.

How Big Is This Place?

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Luna H. Moon my head is throbbing like a pump! I kept my eyes shut and rubbed the back of my head, feeling some dried blood on the back of it. I was laying on a bed and when I opened my eyes, a curtain was pulled around it. I heard someone tapping their foot or hoof, I couldn't tell. To add to the pain of a head injury, this lady is yelling, "Hurry the fuck up! I need to get my pegasus on cat action!"

Now, I have no fuck clue where I am and this lady is yelling to her computer about porn. I think it is time for me to leave. I hop off the bed and threw back the curtain yelling, "Oi, what the hell is going on here?" I saw here jump in front of the screen and glare at me like she was pissed off.

I think she was pissed off because she took the cigarettes she had in her mouth and flicked it at me. She then barked at me, "Do you know how to slowly wake up? I have important files I need downloaded and they are confidential!"

Okay she was not pissed, she just didn't want me to see her porn! I know the feeling all to well. "Look Miss, I didn't mean to freak you out. I just want so pain killers and get the hell out of the way." I walked over to a medical cabinet and opened it up. I saw a bottle of Tylenol and snatched it up. I turned to the Nurse and displayed the bottle with a smug grin. "Do you mine Miss Nurse lady?"

The Nurse sighed in defeat and allowed me to take the painkillers. "Go ahead, take two and you can report to homeroom. And it's Nurse Bline Kine."

I opened the bottle and popped two pills into my mouth. "Thanks Nurse Bline, but I don't know where my homeroom is. Can you check it out on that computer?"

"I guess." She turned around and sneak clicked all the windows on the screen, man she had some rough photos on there. Vibrator in one hole and a dick in the other, bravo mares, bra-fucking-vo. She opened a new window and a list of names came up, most-likely the names of the students, "Okay, what is your name?"

"I'm Jero Kyubo, I'm a Junior."

She typed up my name and came up with my info. "Here we are. Jero Kybubo, your homeroom is on the second floor of building number two. It is going to be room B-3. So you need to go out to the entrance of this building and it will be on the right." She turned around and smirked at me. "You think you can handle that?"

I looked at her bemused and said with a shit ton of sarcasm, "No, I think I'm going to need someone to hold my hand." I then rolled my eyes and walked away. I tried to push the door, but it didn't move. What the hell is this sorcery! Am I going crazy? I can't push or pull it because it as no knob! "What the fuck is this black magic! Open up you demon or I shall seen you to hell!"

Nurse Bline facepalmed behind, she know something I didn't. But what? "Its a sliding door, Black Tail."

What? I pushed the door to the side and it opened. Once again, what sorcery is this? "Oh, well thanks. And its Jero!" I walked out and slammed the door behind myself. With my brows furrowed, I stomped down the hall and opened the double doors.

Outside I had a clear view of the school yard. It was hardly a yard at all! It was more like a damn street than anything! Down the street I say a few more buildings, some one or two stories. Then I say a couple that were three stories, just how big is this place?

The only living thing I saw outside was a cream colored earth pony. Her mane was blue and pink. She looked around, maybe she was looking for someone? "Hey, you over there! Do you know where building two is?" I pointed to to the right and sure enough there was another building there. "That is, it right?"

The mare looked over to me and nodded. "Yeah that's it." She went back to searching and I walked along over to the next building. As I'm walking this mare snaps her neck and stared at me for a moment before calling me back. "Hey wait!"

"What do you need?" I called back to her. The little pony ran up to me and looked me over. "I'm sorry, are you looking for someone?"

"Yes, my friend Lyra. I saw in the auditorium but didn't catch her." I have no idea who that is, so I just looked at her. "Lyra Heartstrings?" I shrugged. "The unicorn mare you slammed your head into?"

Oh! "Oh, her? I vaguely remember that, you know with the whole hitting of heads. I just woke up in the infirmary just a few minutes ago. If you want I can keep a look out for her."

"Oh that would be great, do you remember what she looks like?" I think she didn't hear when I said I vaguely remember, so I just shook my head. "Okay, she is sea foam green and has a white mane. Her eyes are golden and-"

I threw my hands out to stop her. "Hold the phone! Did you just say golden eyes? I have never hear of someone with golden eyes."

"Yeah well she does. Her cutimark is a golden lyre."

I nodded in acceptance. "Okay, I got it. If I see her I'll tell her you were looking for you. So what is your name?"

"I'm Bon Bon, I am a junior in building one."

"Okay Bon Bon, if I see Lyra I'll tell her." I waved her off and continued on my way. Then I remembered. "Hey! What happened to the flying carriage?"

"Oh that got taken care of. It is in the garages now, it was friend's right? We all saw him after he was brought down to the ground along with the carriage. He had to push the damn thing across campus."

"Also on that note, just how big is this place?"

Bon Bon smirked. "Don't you know? You were up in the air."

I see the reason behind that, but- "I had the sun in my eyes."

"Seems reasonable, don't worry though. We are going on a tour today after homeroom, so hurry up." Bon Bon then continued on her way, the same as me.

As I walk, I catch only a few students out in the halls. A few ponies and a few homunculi, I'm actually not minding this place that much, but the headbutt was a horrible introduction! I mean I can still feel the vibration in my skull. Also waking up at like 3 o'clock is a bitch too. I only ate a little for breakfast and that was only an apple. I like them, but the pieces always get stuck between my fangs. Oh and these bitches! I have such the over bite its not even funny. One of them is almost sticking out of my mouth, not that great for kissing.

I walk up the stairs and see this one bull homunculil walking down the stairs. I don't like the look this guys is giving me, but I keep walking and try not to look at him. As we pass each other I hear him huff hot air from his wide nostrils. Now that I think about it, everyone is looking at me. Some just to see me and others I think to measure me. How I walk and how I present myself, dare Luna I think I'm a target already. I grab a hold of my Sun and Moon chain and held it for a second before releasing it and letting hit my stomach. Yeah that is how long the chain is, and it ain't cheap too.

Drifting back to reality, I see the signs above the doors and notice the numbers are getting higher. B-6, what the hell? My dumbass passed B-3, derp. I turn around and see a small group of students whispering something while rushing their heads away from me. Either I'm a target or there is gossip afoot. It'll die down though. Now where is~...aha! B-3.

I open the sliding door, the right way this time, and see a light pink earth pony mare with a black mane walking back to her seat from the front. The instructor is a deep green pegasus with a blond mane breaking down the back of her head and her tail was the same. Her cutimark was a globe, so I am guessing she does something that involves people in general. "Thank you for introducing yourself Pink Fade. Now-" She spotted me, why do I have a bad feeling? "Um, can I help you?"

Spit had started to gather in my throat so I had to swallow it, releasing an audible gulping sound. "Yes um, I was told to go to room B-3 for homeroom." The mare looked to her desk and searched through a clipboard. "My name is Jerp Kyubo."

The mare brightened you and yelled. "Aha! Here you are, yup you are in the right class. I'm Ms. Spiro and we were just finishing up introductions, would you mind dusting us off?"

"Oh no problem." I slowly walked up to the chalk board and stood in front of the class of about 15, not that big. The seats were organized university style, going up a row the further you went. There were about three rows. I cleared my throat and began. "Um, hello everyone. I am Jero Kyubo and I came from Pearl Point. Just like you I hope to have a smooth year with all of you with no problems." I looked to my teacher as she spun her hooves in a circle. I sighed before moving on. "Does anyone have any questions." Like anyone would- holy shit a hand. I pointed to it and a dog girl popped up out of her chair near the front.

She had long brown hair and her ears flopped down. She was wearing a black blouse with a green skirt. This chick was not looking half bad to tell the truth, her eyes were green too! "Thank you. I was just wondering if you're the fox boy that fell from the sky earlier." As she said this, as I stood there, the ears of every single living being in that room perked up.

I sighed and nodded. "Yup that was me. Anything else?" Another hoof. "Yes?"

This time an orange earth pony mare with blonde mane and a cowboy hat asked, "How'd ya'll get up in the air?" Wow, the accent on this one.

"Ugh. Okay so my brother was picking me up from the train station with his carriage which he applied a combustion engine to. His lazy ass put in a lever when pushed, makes a huge ass explosion that sent us both into the air. He deployed a hang-glider and we were sailing for a short while before I fell off. That is when I hit a unicorn mare in the head. Boom, my mourning so far in the form of only a few sentences. Anyone else?"

A green hoof was thrown into the air. "So how is your head doing, Jero?"

I smirked and looked up to the unicorn. "I'm doing good. How is your head, Lyra?"

Everyone in the room gasped, except a few who I don't think really gave two shits. "I'm good. How do you know my name already?"

I wiggled my fingers and hunched my back. I whispered to her, "Magic~. Oh and Bon Bon is looking for you. I met her outside." I clapped my hands and rubbed them together. "I guess I'm done for now."

Walking up the steps to find an open seat, I only found one right next to the dog girl from before. Score! I didn't get any side looks from students in this class, I already like it. Well except for this one huge freaking dog guy, but it was more like watching both the girl and me. I walked through the aisle and took my seat next to this hot looking dog. She extended her hand out in friendship saying, "Hello Jero, I'm Rin. My brother Lethroldus is sitting right over there."

That is when I mental shit myself, hard. This sweet, young, hot as the fucking Sun girl is related to that guy? This guy had hands the size of my whole head. He was sitting but I'm guessing he was like 7 feet tall and had a rough face. The dude had fuck scares on his face in the shape of an X, that tells me this guy means business. Or my name ain't Jero "The Black Tail" Kyubo! I put on a poker face and smiled the best I could at Rin. "Oh really? He looks like a nice guys." I am a fucking pro at lying.

"He really is though. He has been taking care of me for so long, he wonderful." She waved over to Lethroldus and he waved back with a smile. Maybe he is alright, I don't know yet.

Ms. Spiro clapped her hooves to get the attention of the classroom. "Okay class. Like I said before I am Ms. Spiro and I will be both your homeroom teacher and you Life Lessons instructor." Hold the fuck up for one minute.

I jumped out of my seat and raised my hand. "Hold the phone. What do you mean Life Lessons?"

"Well it's just how it sounds, Life Lessons. I have flown around the whole world and learned from my different ponies and homunculi. I'll basically be a guidance specialist, but I will be teaching as well."

"Oh...well then." I felt slightly dumb asking that, so I will just be sitting down now. I earned a few chuckles from the classmates around me.

"Alright now if we have no more questions will everyone follow me? We will start the walk around the campus." Ms. Spiro started for the door and the class slowly got up to follow.

Rin gabbed hold of my arm and motioned me to come with her. Now that was a big fear because her brother was looking at me again. "Um, okay." That was a mistake because Lethroldus walked over to us and dear Luna I was right. He was like seven feet tall, he was a fuck tree!

As the students filed out, we came closer and closer. I was expecting a taunt or him yelling at me or something, but he extended his hand out to me. "Hello Jero, I'm Lethroldus."

"Oh, um." I took his hand and shook it. "Hey there."

Rin smiled. "Leth here was the one to take you and Lyra to the nurse after your accident."

"Really?" I was suprised, though I do remember being picked up by a big lug. "You are the one who brought me to the nurse?" He nodded with a smile. "Thanks man. I might have been in real trouble if I didn't get there in time. I found dried blood on the back of my head."

"No problem Jero, I'm glad I can help."

Lyra came out of nowhere and said, "I'd like to say thank you as well."

I was slightly confused. "Lyra, didn't you already leave the classroom?"

"Well yes, but I though I could hangout with our savoir here." She smiled up at Lethroldus.

I chuckled a little at that. "I understand thanking him, but I don't think we need to call him our savoir."

"Say what you want," She stood by Lethroldus's side. ",but I still hope we can be friends Lethroldus."

Lethroldus patted Lyra's head. My Goddess I thought we was going to crush her. "Of course Lyra, that would be great." D'aw, that is so adorable. A huge fucking tree making nice-nice with my cushion, so sweet. Really though he looks like he can kill her with minimal effort. I won't worry about it though, he seems easy going.

So after that little meeting, the four of us stuck in a small group on the way out of the building. I was still getting looks from the other homunculi, all of them. I sighed as we started the tour around the Academy. We all kept silent as Ms. Spiro talked. "Okay students we were just inside building two. This three story building is one of four that are split up into underclassman and upperclassman for both the high school and collage. Now follow me."

Ms. Spiro hovered in the air as we walked along into what seemed like a park. Ow! I think this is where the lake is. "This is the park. You can use it in any way you like except sports clubs and teams, you have the fields and track for that. Which we will visit later. The park is about half a square mile in size with a small lake." Luna Moon that is big! Just how big is this place? "For those of you who may be wondering Tandem Academy is about three square miles in size total." Well that was helpful. "I hope that was helpful."

I wish a blazing hot babe with big ass tits fell out of the sky! "Come along class, we have much more to see." Damn you, at least the walk through the park was nice. We even passed the lake that Blaze and Ms. Spiro talked about, that shit was a shallow pound! If Blaze landed in that the only thing that would have happened would be my corpse getting wet! Passing through the park, I see a clock tower with a bell on it. I wouldn't pay much mind to it, but I think I say someone walk on the top. I think it is a pegasus, yup it is a pony with wings. He flew away before I had the chance to tell anyone to look. Maybe he was just some prankster or liked the view. So about six minutes later we come out the other side and what do I see?

A quickie mart, a freaking quickie market on school grounds? Naw, can't be. It has two floors. The building was brick from what I could tell. A row of windows showing the inside but I couldn't see through them. "Here we have the Tandem student shop, I know but it is not a Quickie market." Bitch you reading my mind? I don't like that shit. "We sell supplies here like toilet paper, soap, brushes and should you need it for your cloths, bleach. Extra strong bleach."

I...am mind blown. I am sorry miss, it won't happen again! "I hope none of you will have to use the bleach though.You could always just buy another shirt here as well. Lets move on." Thank you Miss!

Walking a little longer, this, this is nice. And huge! "Here we have the student recreational building. It is three floors of ping-pong, arcade, a pool, a workout facility and spa." Just how much money was in the funding for this place? "Now I know some of you might be wondering how much funding and where it came from. If you paid attention to our Principles, you would know we got the funding directly from the Royal Sisters." Seems plausible, but why so much? "We have no idea why though."

"Okay it's not funny anymore!" I just yelled it out, I may have seemed stupid but I did it. Everyone looked at my confused or just laughing, most were the latter. "What? She was reading my mind."

Ms. Spiro giggled at my behavior. "I was not reading your mind." She continued to fly off to our next destination. A large statue of the Royal Sisters that was barred off with a metal gate. Now lets see here...hmm... Ms. Spiro got dat flank! Nice, round and plump!

"And here we have the statue of the Royal Sisters. As a rule you may look, but don't touch it." It wouldn't be that weird if she didn't look right at me. Like I saw the white in her eye, it was a little frisky too!

We continued on our way and I saw another class walking in our direction. Guess how I saw, take a guess. I'll give you a hint, he is a fucking Pyromaniac. Still can't guess? Well than you're a dumb ass just like him. He came closer, his red ass seen clearly in the crowd. He spotted me and smiled and waved. "Hey Bro! Jero, Jero!"

Everyone in both classes stared at me as I sighed. I love the guy, but he still nearly got us killed. I mean who puts an option like that in his carriage anyway? "Hey Blaze." As we passed, we gave each other a high hit. We then nodded and went on our way.

Rin, Lyra and Lethroldus seemed a little quizzed at my interaction with my brother. Rin then pulled my arm to get my full attention. "Who was that Jero? A friend of yours?"

I wanted to laugh, but I fought the urge. "Friend? That was my one and only brother, Craze Blaze. He is the reason I was in the air when the carriage was launched into the air. Yes I pushed the lever, but he put the damn option in!"

Lyra chuckled. "It sound to me that you are just mad that you were the reason you nearly died. You are just blaming your brother."

Lethroldus nodded. "Yeah, she is right you know. You're simple projecting the fault onto your brother." ........I'm not going to dignify that with a response. Whoa, new buildings! What is this Ms. Spiro?

As we looked at the sight of about three different buildings varying in size , Ms.Spiro crossed her hooves and stiffened her upper lip. Why you little...fine! "Maybe you're right Lethroldus, thanks for the advice." Now explain mare!

That-nice mare-smiled at me!?. I am going to find out how she is doing this shit and learn! "These are the club and team meeting rooms. For those of you who are going to be on sports teams, scholastic teams and other kinds of clubs while here. These buildings hold everyone from Swimming team to Student Council." Thank you, now what is next? "Next we have the gym, fields and tracks. Nothing really special. Hoofball, Basketball, Soccer and Track. Sports, plan and clean.

I look over to Lethroldus with a smirk. "So you going on any teams, Lethroldus? The ladies and mares love an athlete."

Lethroldus blushed like mad! I mean he now looked like a tree with blood on it. Okay that wasn't the best analogy but he was really crimson! "No, I don't plan on it. There is only one I really like and she isn't at this school. At least I haven't seen her if she is."

"Oh I see Lethroldus." I nudged him and gave him a smirk. "You got your eye on a diamond piece? What is she like?"

"Oh, I don't think now is a good time for that Jero." Rin cautioned me, she then leaned in closer. "She never really acknowledged him. She'd always study or hang out with her friends. He tried to go up to her once, but one of her friends stopped him and threatened him." Rin glanced over to Lethroldus as we walked in the back of the group. "He really liked her too."

Damn man, I can sympathize for you. "Yeah, I know some guys like that back in Pearl Point. It is a sad but true reality."

I looked around our location and noticed some benches and trash cans. Some tables were scattered around another smaller building, it looked like a dinner to me. "This is the Academy dinner, it'll mostly be used for us teachers. But I think you students can use it on the weekends. You'll have to use your own money though. Next we have dorms and garages." Wait, Bon Bon said something about those. Why do we need those? Explain while you fly mare!

Ms. Spiro turned her head and looked at me again, I'm at the point of fear now. She keeps smiling at me! Is she going to hurt me, rape me, give me a detention? What? What I ask you!

"For those of you who have carriages or other moods of transportation, you probably already reserved your spots. For the others, its just a big garage where you put the carriages and the like. We don't have time to right now visit it, but we do have time to go into the dorm lobby." No time? What time is it anyway?

I take my arm away from Rin for a second and check my E-Deck. I am so glad it survived that fall. Okay let me see here and it is 12:35...what? How can it already be that late? What time did I wake up in the nurse? How long have we been walking around? Fuck it, I get my stuff quicker this way.

The class and I walked into this huge three story building labeled Harmony Dorm. I look over to Rin, Lyra and Lethroldus and ask them, "Any of you know why the dorm is named? And name Harmony Dorm at that?" The three of them shook their heads. "Well then, I guess we will find out."

This place isn't half bad. The floor was marble with a big T in a black ring around it. My guess is that's the schools logo. From the entrance, there was a staircase to the left and a service counter on the right with a wooden top and computer. The walls where beige and the ceiling was russet brown. Paintings kept the wall from being bare and a few message boards were scattered around as well. Directly across from the door was a large section of lockers. I couldn't see the whole thing, but from what I saw, each one was about the size of a small box. There was another hallway, but I couldn't see where it was going.

Ms. Spiro walked along side us this time, being polite and not taking flight indoors. "Alright, this is Harmony Dorm. It is one of four. It goes Chaos, Harmony, Night and Day." Seems plausible.

"The top two floors are for the living space's. On the first floor you have your mail box's, each student has one. Then down that hallway is the common room, it is mostly sofas and small tables with chairs. For when you want to just relax, but don't want to leave the dorm or go into your rooms."

Ms.Spiro then led the way out of the dorm. "We only have one more stop, then from there you have the rest of the day to yourselves." Let me make a wild fucking guess. "The student cafe." I just won a million bits! "Where you can eat a million bits worth." And where you giv- "Where you can get detentions if you don't act properly." Screw it, I'm just going to stop trying.

On the way to the cafe though, we came across more classes. More classes, mean more students looking at my tail. Oh and guess who I saw there inside the cafe? I saw the same bull boy from before, and he stared daggers at me. Yay, I am a target!

My Room And My Roommate (Revised?)

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That bull is looking at me again. The same dark skinned punk with his thin tail and cow ears. He is wearing a red shirt with a yellow ring on the front, blue pants and black boots. I have only been here for about five minutes and I am getting pissed with all the attention he is giving me. Right when I'm about to get up out of my seat though, the bull boy leaves the cafe. Good radiance.

Lyra, Rin and Lethroldus sat with me at a table next to a window. The table was almost full, just two more seats to fill. I see Blaze coming up to us with a tray in his mouth filled with food. I motion him forward and nudge Lyra's side. "Hey Lyra, can you get that tray for my brother?"

She finishes chewing some hay before nodding. "Sure." Lyra uses her magic to engulf the tray and took it out of Blaze's mouth. She then placed the tray on the table right next to Rin and Lethroldus, directly across from me. "Hello there Blaze, I am Lyra."

My brother sat down and extended his hoof out to Lyra. "Hey Lyra, I'm Craze Blaze."

The Rin shook his hoof. "Hi Blaze. I'm Rin and this is my brother Lethroldus." Lethroldus just waved.

"Hey there. So Jero, I have good news and bad news." He then gave me a rather serious look, this has got to be serious. He is almost never like this, not even messing with me.

I place my elbows on the table and rested my nose on my interlocked hands. "What is it?"

"Good or bad first?"

I sighed and closed my eyes, preparing for the worst. "Bad."

He pushed his tray to the side and a tear fell down his muzzle. "We aren't roommates."

"No! This is impossible!" I jumped out my chair and hugged the living lighter. "This can't be! Why in Celestia's name would they do this? Why damn you!?"

He hugged me back and we started to cry. "I know, I know. The good news is I'm bunking with my cousin." That is when I stopped crying. His cousin. His cousin? His cousin! If he was the pyromaniac, she was the hyper maniac. That pink ball of fluff almost killed me once!

I slowly backed away from him and took my seat. "Blaze, are you sure it is your cousin?"

"No shit it's my cousin. She is right over there, see?" He pointed his hoof across the cafe and there she was. Pinkiamina Dina Pie, better known as Pinkie Pie. She is 17 years old, hooved and dangerous. Criminal record, putting my in a sugar coma!

Hey, she was sitting next to that cowboy hatted mare from my class. They both were sitting with four other mares, guess they they're friends of hers.

I sighed and turned back to Blaze. "Bro, I am only going to tell you this once. Do not let her be the oil to your flame, got it?"

The fucker just laughed at me like I did't know anything. "Don't worry Jero. I have plenty of oil already." I fear for my safety, fuck everyone else. "Hey, she is waving at me. Come on." Why do I let him drag me into this shit? Hmmm!?

Before I got up though, I see Lethroldus's face and the man is stoned. Not in the good way. I mean he is petrified, like he is not moving! "Lethroldus? Leth, are you okay man?" What is he looking at? Meh, he can deal with it.

I get up and follow Blaze over to Pinkie Pie's table. Just knowing she is here makes my stomach hurt. As we get closer, the rest of the table looks over to Blaze and me. Fake smile, ACTIVATE.

Pinkie sees me and my smile, she takes the baits. Its super effective! She smiles and greets us as we stand at the table. "Hey Blaze."

Blaze hugs Pinkie. "Hey Pinkie." They break and she looks at me, with my pro smile. "Hey Jero." She then opens up to me, ready for a hug. Damn this smile, it was too real!

Fine. "Hey Pinkie." I 'hug' her, but quickly break away. Now I feel like my stomach is filled with sweets.

Pinkie then began to introduce me to her friends, starting with cowmare. "This here is Applejack."

She nodded and I did the same. "We sort have met already. Nice to get a name with the face though."

Applejack then agreed in her southern accent. "Like wise."

Pinkie continued. "That is Rainbow Dash,"

The cyan mare looked at me. "Sup."

"Fluttershy."

The pale yellow mare waved with a smile. "Hello."

"Rarity"

The white mare put down her green tea. "Charmed I'm sure."

"And Twilight."

The purple mare placed a book down and turned to me. "Hello Jero."

"Well it is nice to meet you all." They seem like a friendly group. "I hope you all can handle Pinkie here."

Rainbow Dash just huffed at my comment. "Please, we have been keeping her under control for a while now."

"Well I thank you. That is good to know, she may not be my blood, but I have had enough time to consider her family." Even though she put me in the hospital. "Well I want to get my stuff over to my room. Come on Blaze, you are the only one who knows where the carriage is."

Blaze snaps at me because I don't use the proper name for his death machine. "It is Craze Cart!"

I didn't pay him attention and started to walk to the door. "See ya Pinkie." Pinkie waved to me from behind, Blaze in tow and the door in front of me. I see Bon Bon walking over to Lyra and Rin. Lethroldus really needs to see the nurse about that facial issue. They see me and I simply wave to them. I am on a mission and no one can stop me!

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Okay maybe one thing can stop me. I am walking down the street that connects the cafe to the garages and dorms with Blaze. Then we see that bull boy come out from behind a tree. He has a crocked smile and walks up to us. Now he is in my face breathing on me. "Hey there, Black Tail." Damn his breath sinks!

I fan my nose and turn my head in disgust. "My name is Jero. You don't call me black tail."

"Well I just did." He grabs the collar of my shirt and tugs at me. He raises his hand and slams me. The bitch just slammed me! "I am Tor and you are going to be my bitch."

I...I...I...I want to laugh so hard! This punk thinks he is going to make me his bitch? "Ha! Do you think you are the first or do you think your balls are that big?" Tor just growled and slammed me again. It takes punches to hurt me!

I reached into my pocket, searching for something Blaze felt at home. I pull out the one thing I know I should never pull out. In my hand is a full, barely used lighter. To Tor its just normal, but it is Blaze's. He named it 'Omani's Touch'. I threw it into Tor's face and push the grinders down.

Now, this is Blaze we are talking about. The same one that put an engine in his carriage, the same one who put a powerful combustion in said engine that launched us into the air. This is his special lighter and he took the time to name it. What the fuck did I just unleash?

I'll tell you, a split second of hell! That would be right if hell was blue though. Once I pushed the grinders down, a huge flame launched into the air and stood there for a few seconds. It was bright, hot and scorched the ends of this punks hair. Tor quickly let go of me and I took the time to sweep kick him. Knocking both his legs over and making him topple down to the ground.

He hit the ground with a heavy thud and growled in pain. Before he got up, I spun on the my foot and knelt down with my fist raised. Once my knee hit the ground I punched him in the face, more specifically the nose. Damn that had to hurt because the he rolled around holding it. "Why you little bitch! That was a dirty trick!"

I got up and dusted off my knees. "Dirty trick? You are the one who came after me. I was defending myself and took you by surprise." I walked over the bitch and kept moving with Blaze by my side. The look in his eyes were like a dog begging for his toy, and I like dogs. "Okay fine, you can have it back. I almost didn't get it back from mom, so don't lose it." I then tossed the lighter to Blaze who caught it with his teeth. The look of joy on his face was immense. Man, I was afraid of that punk? Shit, my brother puts more fear in me.

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We arrived at the garages. They were lined up into individual housings and we where lucky enough to get one pretty close to our building. I opened the heavy garage door and well, you had to see it. "So this is it?"

"Eyup." Blaze said with a dry tongue. Looking just as bemused as me.

"Dude, the wheels aren't even attached anymore." It was true, the wheels, the front bench, everything was falling apart. I guess it wasn't let down as gently as I heard. "That can be fixed later though. My stuff is still inside I hope."

"No shit Jero, I locked the doors before I went to check on you." We walked inside while I locked the door open.

I gasped before mocking a lonely mare. "So you do care about me! So sweet of you." Now I am starting to feel like an ass.

Blaze snapped his neck to look at me. He shook his head with a smile. "Shut up you mourn." He said playfully.

We both then began to empty out the carriage of all my things in a more organized fashion than before. I placed some boxes on his back and took an arm full myself. With my satchel on and my special box tucked under my arm. The only hard part about moving my stuff was getting the dorm door open, good thing others went to the dorms already.

A light blue unicorn opened the door for us. "Let me open that for you." She had a dark blue and white mane with a hourglass on her ass. Now that my rhymes are done for the day, yes her cutie mark was an hourglass.

Blaze and I walk inside and the mare closes the glass door. "Thanks."

"No problem, I'm Colgate." Whoa, her voice is so smooth and her teeth are so clean.

"I'm Jero, this is Blaze. Are you a Junior too?" Stupid question.

"Nope, Senior." Not a stupid question after all. "Do you need help getting your stuff up to your room?"

I gave a nervous chuckle. "Heh, I don't even know where my room is."

"Oh, I can help with that." Colgate ran up to the counter and started to use the computer. I was about to say something till she stopped me. "Don't worry, the clerk is out right now and asked me to hold down the fort. What is your last name?"

Like there is another Jero in this school. "It is Jero Kyubo."

"Aha! There was only one hit anyway." You don't say?

Colgate dug around in a drawer and took out a key with a tag on it. She hopped over the counter and placed the key into my pocket. "That key is for your mail box and dorm door. Now lets get you to your room." She used her magic to take a box off both Blaze and I before escorting the both of us up the oak wood stairs.

We now walked down a carpeted hallway on the second floor. The walls were white and the trim was brown. Paintings and a few banners decorated them. The carpet was blue and clean, lets see how long it takes to get ruined. The doors were oak with bronze knobs, I'm more of a silver homunculi myself. We walk all the way down to the end of the hall and stop. "Here we are, room 106. I hope to see you around Jero."

If I wasn't so thankful I'd make a sleazy comment like, she wants this dick! But I am going to keep it PG here. "Thank you Colgate. If I don't see you again today, have a wonderful afternoon." Colgate places my boxes on the ground and walks away with a smile. Damn is it nice, I need to know what toothpaste she uses.

I place my boxes and bags on the side of the door. I pull my key out of my pocket and put it into the door, I take a deep breath. "Well, this is it Bro." I turn it and push open the door into my room.

This is not a room! This is not even what I thought it would be. This shit was like an apartment! The walls were buff brown I think. The trim bole, what is with all the brown in this place? Well the two window frames were white. I see a small kitchenette area by the door, and a sofa with a coffee table. Even a Television! Then there are three doors, my guess is the bedrooms and the bathroom. I forget what I said this mourning, this is the life! Well I would say that, but I am speechless and unable to say jack shit right now and can only think it.

Blaze walks in and places my boxes and bags down. "Wow, you got one of the good rooms. Well my job is done. I need to go refill Omani's Torch." He then trotted out of my room waving good bye. I would bitch about helping me unpack, but I am too happy to care!

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Wait, what the hell is that? I hear music playing from one of the rooms, I think it might be the bathroom. I think it is industrial metal/electronic rock, or something of the like. Yup, defiantly the first. Wait, I have that one my E-Deck! Well I guess that is my roommate. I wounder who it is.

I start to move through my dorm and find one of the doors opened. Looking into the room I can see my roommate as already made themselves home. Suitcases and a few boxes were laid on the bed, all empty. I saw a few candles lit on a night stand and a black cover on the bed and pillows. A few pictures were getting hit by the little light coming through a covered window. They weren't of anything really, just random things in dark colors.

What surprised me was the small pink pillow that rested on the others and the small collar on top of a dresser. I am about to leave the door frame till I see a box in the corner, it was open. I could see inside it...it had porn in it. I'll be back for you lovelies later.

When I leave the door frame, I hear a buzzing under the music. It sounded like clippers I think. Clippers, collar, porn. I think I have a dog type as a roommate. Makes sense, he is shaving because he has excess hair on his tail and he doesn't want to ruin the black sheets he has. The collar is a mystery though, though I fell like I saw it some where before. Meh, over thinking it.

I walk into the room next door and find it the same except the personal touches and the window. One bed, two dressers, one night stand and one closet. This should be enough space. I start to bring my things into the dorm room and close the door to the hall. Once inside I bring all my things into my room and close that door for my own privacy, the golden gift.

I open all the bags with clothes first and threw them into designated drawers. Top drawers are boxers and socks. Middle drawers are shirts and under shirts. Bottom is reserved for pants. I threw my shoes off and take off my socks for comfort. I open another box. Inside this box was school supplies I stocked up on. The next two where a trinkets and pictures. While placing the last of my things in order, mainly my special box in the closet, I hear a loud moan come from the bathroom. "What the hell? Oh shit this guy must work fast!" That is the second thing I need to learn. I don't think I should leave the room any time soon.

I jumped on the bed and opened my satchel, not a hand bag! Inside I find my clipboard and a pen. Yup, still got my schedule. Lets see, tomorrow is Friday so I have...great. I have Ms. Spiro first for two periods. Whatever, I'm just going to lay here for a minute before- Whoa! I almost forgot, how do I almost forget?

I take my satchel and open it again. Okay where are-there you are! I pull out a pile of fliers. The number one way I made money back in Pearl Point.

Black Tail Service

What ever you need done, I get it done right!
Cleaning, Cooking, Delivery, Recovery of Goods, Anything!

"Now that I know my living situation I can adjust the information. Wait, what is my mail box? I should go check. If I don't know my mailbox, than I can't get my mail or requests." I place everything on the bed and jump off of it. Opening the door, I hear the buzzing stop and the music stop playing as well.

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The bathroom door opens and I see a pink mare. It was the mare from my class too, the one I saw while opening the door. Now that I'm up close I can see that she also had pink in her roughed up mane and tail. I see a black mask with white eyes on her flank, an actress maybe? She was visually sweating with an expressionless face. Holy shit she as mismatched eyes! Green and pink, that is fucking cool and hot at the same time!

She noticed me and kicked something out of view into the bathroom. "Um what are you doing here? This is my dorm and I locked the door."

Wait, her dorm? "This is your dorm? I thought, but wait, I thought I had a male roommate." This was confusing.

This mare is has an expressionless face, man she must be pissed or something. "What? You're my roommate?" I nodded. "Fine, I guess I can deal with it." Well thank you for letting me stay here out of the goodness of your heart. Pft, mares. "Wait aren't you Jero? I think we're in the same class."

Well then I guess she was paying attention. "Um, yeah. What is your name, Pink Fade right? I caught Ms. Spiro saying your name."

Pink Fade nodded without any expression. "Yeah, that's me."

"Okay cool. I'm going to find out what mailbox is mine. I know the deal so whatever rules or stuff you want to place, just hold them till I get back." I the headed to the door and walked out.

I started walking down the hall, thinking aloud. "I have a mare as a roommate? Can they do that? I mean Blaze is with Pinkie, but they are family so it's not that big of a deal. And what was that buzzing noise?" I start to descend down the stairs. "Maybe it 'was' a hair trimmer. Ponies can get furry, but why did she knock it back into bathroom and why was she sweating?"

I was now in the lobby and walking over to the mailboxes. I put the mystery in the back of my head for the moment and looked around. The boxes were numbered just like the dorm rooms, except there were both A and B slots. I found 106 in the back and put my key in the A slot, it doesn't open. So am I B?

I put the key in the B slot and it opens, well that was a short lived mystery. Okay, now that I know that much I can get my stuff done. I walk back into the lobby and see Lyra, Rin and Lethroldus walk in through the door. "Hey guys."

Lyra gawks at me. "You. You could have told us you were leaving you know." The other two agree with her. "Yeah."

I just sigh and put my key in my pocket. "Well sorry about that, I just wanted to get my stuff to my room quickly."

Rin and Lyra shrugged while Lethroldus, being a male agreed with me. "That is perfectly acceptable, I know the feeling. Ow, by the way Jero. Did you see that bull boy with the bloody nose running around the campus?"

"Hmm? Does he look like a bitch?"

Lethroldus seemed confused at the question. "What?"

"Must I repeat myself? I said, did he look like a bitch?"

He rubbed his chin and thought about it. "Well, to me he just seemed like a pissed off bull. He kept mumbling about Black Tail."

"Really Leth? Really bro?" I flicked my tail to the side for them to see. "Really?"

"Oh that's right! Wait, you gave him that bloody nose?" I nodded with a big ass grin. "Why, what did he do to you?"

"Lethroldus, that punk started it. There I was walking along with my brother and he comes out from behind a tree. He grabs the front of my shirt and says I'm going to be his bitch. I then proceeded to defend myself from the brute named Tor." And did it feel go!

"Well try not to get into too much trouble. He seemed ready to get payback." Lethroldus really seems concerned.

I walk up the the lug and put my hand on his arm. "Don't worry, that bitch is going to think twice before coming after me. Now where are your rooms?"

"Oh, me and Rin are 103." What? He gets to bunk with family and I don't? Baka!

Lyra put on a happy smile, oh joy. "Me and Bon Bon are sharing a room, 104. I am so happy that I get to bunk with someone I know!"

I am envious. "You guys are luck to sleep with familiar friends and family. I am bunking with Pink Fade from class. I don't even know her." As I pouted, the others went pale in the face. It was creepy. "What are you guys doing?"

Lethroldus placed his huge hand on my shoulder. "I am sorry for you Jero. You weren't there for the introduction so you don't know. She is just...weird."

That is not cool. "Dude really? Come on now. I am said to be a walking omen, black tailed fox remember?"

"Pft, that's different. I don't believe in omens and Rin doesn't even care. Lyra probably doesn't even know, but Pink Fade is just weird. I mean she shows no emotion! I went to middle school with her all the way here. No emotion! She might sound like she has it, but she doesn't show it. Plus she is sort of a pervert. I hear she is sexually active already as well. Just go on my word."

"Ha ha ha!" I just busted out laughing, I couldn't help it. "Really Leth? Come on man who much of that-" Then I remember the box of porn in her room. "Dear Celestia I say her porn. Wait a fucking second! Porn, music, buzzing, object she hid, pervert, active, sweating and keeping the door closed..." And I heard her moaning.

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Dear Celestia and holy Luna, how did I not see it! "Pink Fade was...nothing." Shit that is too private, I can't say it.

Lyra seemed captured by what I was about to say. "What? She was doing what?"

I shook my head. "Forget it, it's an internal matter. Which I need to go take care of right now. I'll see you guys around." Lethroldus, Rin and Lyra waved with a confused look. I ran up the stairs and down the hall. I rushed to get the key out of my pocket and scraped it against the lock, forcing me to stop. Steadying my hands, I gentle slip the key into the lock and turned in. I tried to open it, but seems that I locked the damn door. Baka.

Opening the door, I see my bedroom door is open while Pink Fade's door is closed. I step inside and close the door behind me. I walk past my door and knock on Pink Fade's. "Pink Fade, I think we need to set some ground rules."

"Why would that be needed?" That was not from her room.

"Where are you?" I dart my head around, no sign of her. "Wait, are you in my room?"

"Yeah, you have some vintage shit in this box! Can I buy it off you?" She said that in the most interested voice ever.

I rushed the yard over to my door and see Pink Fade on my bed looking through my special box. I take a deep breath and gentle ask her, "Pink Fade, might you please put my porn away? And who the hell said you can come in here!?" Okay that last part was not as gentle as I thought.

"Pft, okay. Ow, Mare Mounts! And it's December edition." I don't know if I should be pissed that she is touching it or turn on by the fact that she has such taste.

I shake my head and toss my moment of weakness aside. "Listen here Pink Fade we need to lay a few dorm rules."

She looked at me with here blank face, placing down my magazine. "What would those be?"

"Well first I know what you were doing in the bathroom when I got here. If you are going to do that shit, tie a sock on the door knob please."

"Meh, alright. I'll put a sock on the door."

"Good. No touching the others porn."

"Deal." Damn she really doesn't show emotion.

"No going through the others things."

"Okay."

I sighed. "Now that we have that dealt with I need to do some stuff." I moved over to my bed and clean up my magazines Pink Fade tossed around my bed.

About two minutes of organizing my babies later I put them back in the closet and close the door, Pink Faded still on my bed. "Um, I said I have to do stuff."

She rests her head on my pillow and just looks at me. "I heard you, don't be bothered by me. I'm just bored and I don't feel like going outside."

Is that why you were clopping? "Fine, just doing get in my way. And move over." I picked up my satchel with the fliers and a black marker. I then sat at the foot of my bed and start to write down where to drop off requests.

Pink Fade looks over my shoulder and asks me what I'm doing. "What are you doing Jero? Make fliers?"

With a grin I respond, "Yeah. You see back home I used to have this odd job service that the whole town knew about. I started out small because not too many liked the fact I have a black tail, so I was sort of an outcast for a little while. As I continued though, I got better at doing things. My reputation got better and I got my requests, along with friends. The bad part though, is with attention comes those who like you. With those who like you, you get those who don't. They'd try to pick fights with me or steal my stuff. A lot of bullshit like that, I got through it though. I got beaten up a few times but I learned to defend myself. The bits I earned though, the glorious bits!"

"The more I worked the better my pay went. I earned enough to buy my E-Deck and a shit ton of music for it. Now I don't know if I should do it here through. Hey, worth a shot right? I'm not a money whore or anything, I just got into the rhythm of doing this kind of work."

Pink Fade really seemed into what I was saying. She sat there while I finished up the last of the fliers. Now they read,

Black Tail Service

What ever you need done, I get it done right!
Cleaning, Cooking, Delivery, Recovery of Goods, Anything!
Requests can be placed in mailbox 106-B in Harmony Dorm or can be brought up to room 106 directly.

From over my shoulder, Pink Fade commented on the flier. "Um, Jero. Not to sound rude, but doesn't this sound like you are whoring yourself out a little?"

I snapped my neck back to her. "Never! It is what I have been using for a while now and it works fine." I stretch and put the fliers in my satchel. I check my E-Deck for the time, 2:45. Dear Luna where does the time fly? "Well it seems I have a few more hours till I have to do anything. Pink Fade do you mind getting off my bed, I'm going to take a nap."

"Sure, so you're going to leave me here bored?" What is she trying to pull here?

"I woke up very early and if I don't need to do a damn thing, I'm going to take a nap."

Pink Fade jumps off my bed lazily and sighs. She starts to the door and sighs once more. "I guess I'll just have to find something to do." I walk over to my dresser and pulled out a pair of shorts I use only for sleeping in. I pull my pants down and took them off.

What? She isn't looking at me while I was doing it so its okay. We are both young adults here, she can handle it. So I put my black mesh shorts on and threw off my shirt to put on an undershirt before jumping on my bed. I just smirk at her, still in my door frame. "Yup, you can go take a nap too. Hell you can go look at magazines or listen to music. Either way, I'm not waking up for a while."

"Well we are roommates. We can take the time to know each other." Still no expression, but I do her emotion in her voice. It was like she was pleading.

I look into her mismatched eyes and sighed. "Fine, I see the point in that logic. I'm not getting off this bed though."

My First Afternoon With Pink Fade

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Let me give you some advice. When you say something, be specific. When telling someone to get you a drink, tell them what kind. Tell someone to go do something, tell them how. Tell someone you are not leaving your bed, tell them not to get on it. I live and learn, doesn't mean she had to get a bag of chips and spread crumbs all over my sheets. "Um, Pink, can you like not eat that on my bed. You're getting crumbs on my sheets, and did I say you can sit on here?"

Pink Fade took and other bite of a chip, this time biting down on it hard while staring at me. "Sorry about the crumbs, I'll clean that up. As for me sitting here, I would say we could go to the couch but you said that you were going to stay on the bed."

"Well its comfy." I pushed my hand deeper into the bed, it molded it my hands expression.

"You don't have to tell me twice. You got the better of the two I'd say." Pink then pulled out the last chip in her bag before throwing it to the ground.

I look at here bemused. "What did I just say?"

She eats the chip and swallows it. "What did 'I' just say? I said I'll clean it, now flip the coin."

I sighed while looking down at this bit Pink gave to me. "Okay, what are the rules again?"

"Ugh," Pink groaned. "I just told. Flip the bit, if it his heads I get to ask you one question. If it it tails than you ask me something."

"Got it, seems easy enough." I take the bit in my hand and place it on thumb. I flick my thumb and launched the bit into the air. As it flips , I come to a realization. I know we are dorm mates, but do we have to do this? I mean it sounded okay about five minutes ago. Just a little strange to me. I coin falls and I snatch it out of the air. I smack it down on the back of my other hand and relieve it to be heads. Fuck.

Even though she won the flip, Pink was level. I need to get her high or smashed or something. I don't think it is health to be like that. "Alright, I won the first bit flip. What is your favorite color?"

Simple enough. "Orange, no reason. It just appeals to me. Next flip."

I tossed the bit in the air. It came out heads again. "Me again. What music do you dislike the most."

"That is easy, country. I simple hate it, no offence to those who like it."

"I understand. Next flip."

I flipped the bit and it comes out tails, sweet. "My turn. What town do you come from?"

"I was born in Manehattan and lived there till seventh grade. Then I moved to PonyVille and stayed there till this year. So you can say I came from PonyVille."

Well she didn't need to say all that, but thanks I guess. "Okay, next flip." I toss it and comes out heads, damn it.

"Hmm, are you a mourning person?" I started to chuck when she asked that. "I'll take that as a no. Next flip."

Yay, tails! "Okay, what is your hobby? Like when you aren't doing school work or the like."

Pink started to rub her chin. To me she seemed to be thinking very hard. Pink shrugged and just looked at me. "I don't have one. I usually would just lounge around the town. I really didn't like to stay home."

"I like to get out of the house sometimes too." I have a ton of stuff to do outside of it anyway.

"You couldn't understand why though."

"You care to tell me why?"

"If you get tails you could ask." Crafty trick there Pink, crafty trick. I flipped the bit again and it landed on heads, damn. "It seems to be my turn. You have siblings right?"

"Yeah, one step brother. Craze Blaze, earth pony." I added his race just for extra measure.

Pink just nodded in acceptance. "An earth pony, huh? How does that happen?"

Karma! "Nope, you need to get heads in order for me to tell you." I said with a smirk and my head tilted as I mocked Pink Fade.

"I see. I was just kidding on my end though. I don't like to talk about my house life." Pink shifted her vision from me to the floor, breaking eye contact.

"Alright, sorry. Touchy subject I guess." Quick think of something to change the subject. Damn I'm hungry. Ideaaaa! You know what? I'm feeling a little hungry." I get off my bed and walk over to my dresser. I open my top drawer and search through it, looking for my wallet. Where the hell did I put that thing? "Aha! There you are you little prick." I pull out the brown leather wallet and throw it on my bed. "Yo Pink. You want to tag along? Surely those chips weren't enough for you."

Pink licks her lips and and yawns. "You're right, they weren't enough."

"Alright then, just let me put my other cloths back on and we are good to go." I being to pull out my shirt and pants from before and place them on my bed. I take off my shirt and was ready to take off my pant what something hit me. "Um Pink."

"Yes Jero?"

"Why the fuck are you still here?"

"I am waiting for you."

"Pink, please do me a favor." I didn't even let her respond. I picked her up and bring her outside into the living space. I move to the couch and drop her on it. "If I am changing, you leave the room!"

Elsewhere, In Room 104
Third Person

Bon Bon opened the door leading into the dorm, much like Jero's. "Hey Lyra, I'm back!"

"I'm in here!" Lyra called from her room. She laid on her bed, blue sheets and green pillows with her window open. She had her lyre and was playing a gentle melody as Bon Bon walked into the room. "Hey Bon Bon, what's up?"

"Nothing much, just finished my lunch and thought you might like to go to the recreational building with me."

"Sure." Lyra put her lyre down on her bed as her stepped off it. "Ow, we should invite Jero too."

"Why?" Bon Bon asked.

"Well we spent a little time together during while eating and walking around the Academy. I thought we could hangout a little more. You tend to get interested in those who fall on your head." She pointed to her forehead.

"I guess." Bon Bon sighed. "Well come on, I want to check out the spa I heard about."

Lyra shrugged. "Meh, I want to see if they have treadmills."

The two started to walk out of the dorm and to the door. "Honestly Lyra, what is with you and walking like a homunculi?"

Lyra shrugged again. "I don't know, it just appeals to me. Why do you laugh at everyone's jokes?"

"Because they're funny!" Bon Bon turned the knob of the hallway door and they both walked out of it.

Lyra rolled her eyes. "Riiiight, you know you just laugh at everyone's jokes." As Bon Bon turned down one way of the hallway, Lyra went the other. "I'll be right back. I'm getting Jero."

Bon Bon groaned, being impatient. "Fine. I'll be waiting in the lobby." She began to walk down the carpeted hall and down the oak stairs.

Lyra watched as Bon Bon stormed off. "What's up with her?" Lyra took a step towards the step to chase after Bon Bon and see if she offended her. On the second step, a door at the end of the hall opened. The sound of hooves and shoes walking off a wood floor and onto a carpet reached Lyra's ears, making them perk up. She turns her body around to see Pink Fade and Jero stepping out of their dorm. Jero had his brown satchel hanging on his right shoulder, crossing his body to the left hip. "Hey Jero!" Lyra called over to Jero. "Where are you off to?" Lyra starts to walk in their direction.

Back To Jero
First Person

I hear Lyra call my name as I finish locking the door to my dorm. I place the key in my pocket and adjust my satchel. "Hey Lyra. Me and Pink Fade were about to get something to eat." We both walk, me and Pink Fade, up to Lyra. "Where are 'you' off you?"

"Me and Bon Bon were going to the recreational building. I wanted to see if you'd care to join us?" Lyra smiled as she made her request.

"I would take that offer, but I need to check with Pink Fade first. After all, I invited her out to get a bite to eat." I look down to my equine roommate and ask her. "So you want to go to the recreational after we get something?"

Pink Fade curves her lips and puckers them as she thinks about it. Well it's better than her just having that blank canvass she calls an expression. "Sure, why none. I just want an apple pie, the rest will be a 'slight' bonus."

Lyra smiled, unsure. "Okay, well come on. Bon Bon is out side waiting."

And that is how I spent the rest of my day. We went to the academy dinner and it turns out students are allowed to order meals there. I bought Pink Fade an apple pie and we shared it. It was slightly weird, we were eating it and I was getting more looks. We just finished the pie and went with Bon Bon and Lyra to the recreational building. Let me tell you, it is bigger on the inside by far!

I mean, huge as hell. The gym and the pool took up only half the first floor. The other half held table games like pool table and ping pong. A few small karaoke rooms were placed in the back, I feared as I saw Pinkie and her friends going into one. Good lord Luna, keep those mares safe. After exploring the first, I was about to go up to the second when I stopped in the gym and saw Lyra on a treadmill. Fun fact number one, Lyra can run like a homunculi and fast! Everyone was amazed as she sped up her mill. Not to self, don't run away from Lyra.

The second floor was the arcade. Not going to lie here, that is were I spent a crap ton of time during the day with Pink. There were old classics from my childhood and new games. Huge flat screens, surround sound, the whole nine yards. Be feeling lucky, I challenged Pink to a few games. Fun fact, don't challenge a pony to a Prance Prance revolt. They win every-Celestia-damn time. I spent an hour just trying to beat here.

After my falling attempts, yes 'falling'. Not 'failing' to beat Pink, I went up to the third floor. Oh the peace in this place,
it was so zen. If that word can be used like that. This must be the spa, but placing it on the third floor? I think the first would have been a better choice but I'm not an architect so I can't argue. Nor do I want to, this is amazing. The walls were stark and so was the floors. Aside from the tables, lounge chairs and Jacuzzi, there was a sealed off area. I could see a sand on the floor. Or was the sand the floor? I couldn't figure that out. On the sand was a zebra meditating while on a stick...upside down. Hmm, I don't think it would be a good idea to leave her alone. Best not to disturb the miss, less I wish to make a mess.

I look around for a clock, but I can't find one. I do though, find a window. Outside the sun was setting, the blue sky turned dark purple. As I ready to leave the glass pane I see a figure on the clock tower once more. I think it might be the pegasus from earlier but I'm not sure. Unable to make out the description of the pony, I walk away and leave for the stairs. Without my noticing, most of the students have left and only Pink and I were on the second floor.

I find it funny to be honest. I go to collect her and she is still on Prance Prance Revolt like it is a drug. "Hey Pink Fade, it's getting dark out. You coming back to the dorm with me?"

Pink stopped dancing on the panel and looked at me. "Sure, I'm coming." She walked off of the game and we both left the Rec. building. As we walked back to the dorm, I felt the wind blowing past me. I relaxed my tail and let it float along behind me. Pink walked along with her tail in the same fashion, her mane not being that long to really blow in the wind.

I'd have to say, other than: nearly dying, hitting my head and going unconscious, and getting into a little scuffle, it was a pretty good first day. Upon reaching the dorm, I open the door for Pink and myself and find it nearly empty. As I look around I see the message boards already have posters for clubs and sports teams. That is when I realize I did put up any of my own! I rush into my satchel and move toward the boards. I take some thumb tacks and place a few fliers up. "There we go."

I then go up the stairs behind Pink. Fun fact number three. When walking up a flight of stairs behind a mare, don't look at her flank. Should you look at her flank, don't look at her tail. If you look at her tail and she moves it, you move your bloody eyes away! Because guess what, I don't and there it was. Pink Fade's, pink fun. Celestia and Luna combined could not make this any more awkward.

Pink Fade stopped walking and I went in face first. Her body jolted and she turned to see me very close to her. "You enjoying the view down there?"

Come on! That's not even fair! "It-it was an accident." I pull my face away and just walk past her with a blush. I walk down the hall and open the door, leaving it open for Pink. Without a word I walk into my room in haste and grab my night clothes. A black shirt and white shorts. I then dash into the bathroom, remove my clothes and take my shower. About one minute into my shower, I hear the door open. My brain goes into overdrive, both halves, left and right, were fighting.

{I thought you locked the door}

[I thought you did!]

{You always pull this shit!}

[No, you do!]

{Really now? Remember last week?}

[That was not my fault! The mug was slippery.]

"Jero?" Pink calls me. I shake my head and end the internal bickering. With the curtain, I cover myself and poke my head out. "Can't you see I'm in the shower? Close the door." Pink Fade steps into the bathroom and closes the door. "That is not what I meant."

Pink Fade sighed. "Jero, can we talk for a second?"

"Nope." I throw the curtain back into its normal position and continue to shower. Pink Fade sit stood outside the shower. She walked up a few steps and threw back the curtain. Pink then steps inside the shower with me. "What the fuck!"

"Can you wash my back?" Pink asks. "I hear it's better if someone else does it."

I don't know how to respond. Therefore I use the default option, I stared blankly at her. I turned way from her and rinsed off the soap. I turned off the water and took my towel. I did not care or look at her. I simply dried myself off with my towel quickly and started to put on my clothes.

"Jero, I am waiting." That is it! Enough with this ecchi bullshit! I storm off out the bathroom and into my room. I toss me clothes by my dresser and close the door. I take a heavy sigh and check my E-Deck for the time, 6:56.

"Crap, it's this early and already stormed off." I ponder what I could do for the next three hours. The answer came in the form of my E-deck, thank you Stead Jabs and Zap-apple Inc . I pop in an earpiece and start to listen to my music for about two and a half hours. By this time I'm nodding off, jerking my head forward to see how long I have left. I should pass out soon so I turn my E-deck off and place my head on my pillow. I stick my tail inside the covers and close my eyes. This was my first day, if I'm right, it should just go uphill from here.

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The Next Morning- Room 102 Third Pony P.O.V.

Craze Blaze had awoken from his sleep with a groggy moan. He moved his tongue around his mouth and made a chewing motion to get rid of his morning breath. He raises his head and crack his neck as he stares at the door in front of his bed. Feeling his bones snap and his muscles relax, hes smiles and looks to his nightstand. On said nightstand is a lighter and an alarm clock. He picks up the lighter, and begins playing with it. He pushes the grinders down with one hoof and watch with excitement as the flame is born. He takes in a deep breath and blows the hot air out in the direction of the flame. The result being not the extinguishing of the flame, but it becoming a flame thrower. Over the course of his life, Blaze as practiced this everyday.

His breath ran out and Blaze put his lighter back on the nightstand. He looked at the clock and it read 6:29. "One minute to spare." Blaze complemented himself on his grand feat, beating the alarm clock. He readied himself and place his hoof on the alarms off button. 6:30, the alarm sounded off for a split second before Blaze slammed the off button. He cheered as he had over come the bane of every student on the planet, the alarm clock. "Yes, I beat it. Now to clean myself up." Blaze hopped out of his bed and walked to the door with glee. His hooves clicked and clacked on the wooden floor, his head stretched out high.

He opens the door and finds Pinkie Pie walking into the bath room. "Morning Pinkie!"

"Morning Blaze, how did you sleep?" Pinkie asked, a towel slung around her neck.

"I slept great! The beds are super comfy and I even beat the alarm clock!" Blaze cheered.

"That's great! I am happy for you. I am going to take a shower right now, can you give me about five minutes?"

"Sure, no problem. I only need to wash my mane and tail anyway. Plus I need to do something first."

Room 103

Rin was just waking up when her alarm sounded off, 6:30. She rose up from her pillow and stretched with a smile. She turned off her alarm and got up off her bed. She slipped on her little cozy slippers and put on her robe to cover her, well to cover her mostly naked body. Rin finds it easier to sleep in the nude, unlike Lethroldus who is skeptical on her sleeping behavior.

Rin walks out the door into the living space. She finds Lethroldus doing his own morning rituals. He continues to does his push-up, alternating hands and going just a mere five centimeters off the ground before extending his arms to come back up. Rin smiles and walks over to her brother. "Good morning Leth. Doing you mourning push-ups in I see."

"Yup." He responds, not stopping. "You know how I do things in the morning."

"Very true. You are always preparing, aren't you?"

"That is correct. By the way, finished ironing your blouse and skirt. They are hanging up in the bathroom on a hook. You can take the first shower." Sweat dripped from his face and into the puddle on the wooden floor. "I can wait awhile."

"Well thank you brother." Rin leaned down and kissed the top of Leth's sweaty head. She shuffled into the bathroom and just like Lethroldus said, her clothes were hanging on a hanger on a hook. She took off her robe and and kicked off her slippers. With her body already nude, she stepped into the shower and turned the knob. The water hit her and made her shirk for a split second. "Cold!"

Lethroldus jumps up off the floor and runs into the bathroom. "Rin, what happened?" He said in a panic.

"Nothing, the water is just cold. Don't worry."

"Okay, you scared me there for a second." Lethroldus wipes the sweat off his forehead and leaves the bathroom.

Rin sighed and looked down at herself. "Yup, very cold."

Room 104

Lyra had not waken up yet and Bon Bon had tried everything. She now had to resort to, her last option. She took a pillow and slammed it against Lyra's horn, jolting the unicorn awake. "Bon Bon, why would you hit my horn!" Bon Bon then threw the pillow back at Lyra's face and presented to here a note. The note read,

Dear Bon Bon
Lets face it, you know I sleep in. I therefore give you permission to wake me up anyway you can.
Love, Lyra

"Oh, right." Lyra rubbed her head in embarrassment.

"Now get up, it is already 6:41. We need to be in our home rooms at 7:30." Bon Bon reminded Lyra.

Lyra's eyes shot open. "That's right!" She jumped off her bed and bolted to the bathroom.

Bon Bon was left standing there as she sighed. "What am I going to do with that mare?"

Room 106

As Jero slept, his alarm started to ring. It read 6:42, but Jero was a heavy sleeper and couldn't hear it. As he laid still as a stone in his bed, a mysterious hoof hit the snooze button on the alarm. The pony from which the hoof came from silently made their way over and up onto the bed. This pony then got on top of Jero and started to poke his belly. Jero then started to talk in his sleep. "Stop...Pink I don't want it.....Not when they are looking.....you naughty mare." Jero smiled and let his tongue hang out of his mouth as he drooled.

"Wow, just wow." This pony then proceeded to slam Jero awake. "Jero, wake up!"

Jero's P.O.V.

As the hoof smacked my face, my eyes shot open and stared in horror at who had pulled me from his...'dreams'. "Blaze you asshole! Who let you in?"

Craze Blaze looked at me with a look of disappointment and rolled his eyes. "Lets think for a moment. It was the pony you have as a roommate remember?"

Well I will allow him that one victory. "Okay fine, you win this one. Next time though, I am beating you to dead."

Blaze crawled off me and back onto the floor. Dear Celestia that sounds wrong on so many level. "Well don't worry, I only did it for today. I know you and well I thought you would need me."

He thought I would need him? Only one word can describe that. "Gaaaay."

I don't think Blaze likes my form of comedy. He put his face in front of mine and blow his breath into my face. I had to cover my nose, the stench, the overpowering morning breath! "Dude! Brush your teeth!"

"I did." Blaze smiled a smug grin. Well his teeth were clean, but he needs to clean his tongue.

I pointer to the door and growled at him. "Blaze, get the fuck out!"

"Fine." As he walked out of my door, spoke his departing word. "And put some ice in your pants." I hear the hallway door open and close.

Ice? Why the hell would I need ice in my shorts? I take a step forward and well...I found the reason. It wasn't pretty. "What the fuck! Cold shower! Cold shower!" I ran to the bathroom and threw of my shirt and socks on the way, scattering them all over the living room. When I go to the door I threw my shorts and opened the door. Pink Fade was in the shower already, I was standing in the doorway with morning wood. I think I should leave and never come back.

Yeah, that's what I'll do. I can pack up my stuff and move to a far off land, maybe I can move to Canterlot. It's a big place, they need garbage men there right? Of course, who doesn't? Or I can move to the Big Apple. I have skills that will enable me to survive. I mean who wouldn't like a man whore right? Why does this happen to me!? Am I the only one this happens to!? Am I singled out in the cosmos!? Where does it say to fuck with Jero all day everyday of his life!? When did this all start!? And how the am I going...How the fuck am I in the shower now?

Fun fact, if you go on a rant in your head, you should leave and not end up washing the back of a mare. Also make sure that mare is not trying to seduce you by coiling her tail around you dick! The second I realized it I jumped back onto the wall and dropped the soap. Not the best place to be. "What the fuck Pink Fade? Are you trying to molest me?" I panicked by stating the obvious.

Pink just looked at me, I am guessing she is now pissed. "You're the one who came in here with that fucking erection. Hell, I thought you wanted it." She then did the ballsiest thing I have seen a female do. Pink Fade shuffled her body and place her rear right in front of me. "I still want it."

Ten point three seconds to think! I could kick her and get out or I can cave and do this.....I will go with option three! I take her hips and with both hands push her out of the way. I then jumped, literally jumped out of the shower and ran to my room. Fuck it if I'm wet, damn that is nasty due to the situation. I locked my door and pushed the night stand in front of it. Me being Jero, not giving one fuck right now and not having a towel, took a shirt out of my drawer and dried myself off. I looked over to the clock and saw it read 6:50. "Forty minutes."

I sighed and began cracking my neck to energize my body. I started to get dressed, dawning my silver ring to match the on on my ear. I put on a white shirt, black pants and my browns shoes. My usually wardrobe. Finally I took my chain and placed it around my neck, the sun and moon bounced off my lower chest as it dropped. I had plenty off time, it was only six fifty-five. I took a moment to mentally prepare for the shit storm that awaited me outside my door.

Now, let us review. I was awaken from what seemed like a pretty nice dream. I had a erection due to said dream and I walked into the shower naked. Pink saw me and somehow got me into the shower, my day so far and it hasn't even been thirty minutes. Fuck it, I'm going to get some thing to eat.

I push my nightstand out of the way, took my satchel and peeked out the door. Pink Fade was nowhere in sight, good. I opened the door all the way and tip toed over to the front door. I slowly turned the knob and creaked the door open, I look back and still no sign of Pink. I rush into the hall and close the door before bolting down the hall and stairs. I pass a few homunculi and ponies on the way out, almost bumping into a few of them. Out the lobby I run and I do not stop, for the life of Luna I did not stop till I reached the cafeteria.

"Safe!" I yelled as I ran into the white, large room. I must admit I felt stupid the moment I said it. Everyone and their mother looked at me. I saw Blaze, Lethroldus, Rin, Lyra and Bon Bon sitting at a able by the window together so I walked that way. Backed by popular belief, high school student have the potential to be 'thy' biggest assholes of the world!

Some jackass jumped up and threw a baseball at me yelling, "You're out!" Being me, I could have just dodged it and kept walking. I had a bad morning so I did the opposite. I caught that shit, bear handed, did not flinch. I slowly turned my head like a badass and spotted an orange pegasus, standing up. Target Acquired I threw that bitch my fastest pitch. Didn't even have time to flinch, hit him right in the snout. "Shit! Fuck you man, fuck you!"

"Next time don't be a tool!" I shouted "Bitch." I then continued walking over to my brother and...well I guess I could call them friends. Except Bon Bon, I have shit clue where the hell she comes in. "Sup. And Blaze I well freeze your ass should you ever pull the shit you did this morning ever again."

Everyone was stuck between a hello and a what the fuck happened? Blaze took a bite out of his apple and chewed with his mouth open. He said, "Long story, no one wake him up. He has nice dreams."

"Love you too fire fag, love you too." I sat down next to Blaze and just sighed. I didn't even feel hungry, I might as well- shit! "I forgot it in my room!"

Lethroldus put down his spoon of oatmeal, that is some good stuff oatmeal, and asked the obvious question. "What did you forget?"

"I forgot my E-Deck, so no music while I wait to go to class. The worst is I forgot my key in my room too." I gulped and shook.

"How is that bad?" Leth responded. "Just ask Pink Fade to unlock the door."

I am going to guess that none of them where still in the dorms while I yelled my head off. "It is not a good idea. Just no. I don't want to talk to her."

"Talk to who?" Dear Celestia that monotone is going to be the shock to kill me! Pink Fade had somehow, my guess black fucking magic, snuck up behind me and scared the everfree living shit out of me.

I rubbed my hands together so fast it nearly burned my skin. "Well Bon Bon, Blaze have a nice day in classes. The rest of you, see you in class. Bye!" I quickly stood up and ran around Pink Fade towards the door. In about ten seconds, I was gone.

Third Pony P.O.V.

Pink watched Jero run out of the cafeteria with his tail between his legs. Literally. She sighed and sat down. For the first time in two days, Pink let go of her expressionless face and looked sad. "This sucks."

Lethroldus was for the second day in the row stunned by a mare. "What the fuck? You have emotion!?"

Pink glared at Leth and narrowed her sights. "No shit, Dog-boy."

"Hey!" Rin called out. "He is not a dog-boy! He is a Dog-man." Lethroldus facepalmed, not commenting.

Lethroldus rubbed his eye, his habit for when he is slightly annoyed. "Okay, Pink Fade. I am sorry, I just didn't-"

"Yes I know." Pink interrupted. "I know we both went to school together before here. Yes I know I never showed emotion, but that is my talent. The ultimate poker-face."

"Well I never knew that." Lethroldus defended himself.

"Well that is because you nor anyone never asked. You and your little friends would just stay way from me. That is how I got this badboy. Not showing expressions can help you in life, but sometimes I get stuck."

"So-"

"So yes I can look sad, happy and angry. Which, you are making me." Pink growled, shutting Lethroldus up.

Blaze put the apple core down on the table and looked to Pink. "Hey Pink, what happened with my Bro?"

Pink sighed and blushed. "Well...

Building Two, Jero P.O.V

As I opened the door to the school building, I noticed I was pretty much the first on in here. The clock hanging in the hall read 7:10. I sighed as I climbed the stairs to B-3. "Man I feel like a geek. Twenty minutes before the necessary time?" I just sighed once more and I left the stairwell. I look down the hall and see a few teachers walking into their rooms. "So they have to be here at this time? Never would have guess. Where the hell do they sleep?"

"In the rafters!" I jumped and felt my heart pound against my chest. I turn to see who was the second to nearly kill me this morning and guess who the fuck it was. "Good morning to you Jero."

"Good morning Ms. Spiro." I said in monotone. "How are you?"

"I am good. What are you doing here do early?" She smiled as she waited for my answer. Can I really tell her about Pink Fade? "Is it a problem with one of the other students." Fuck it!

I looked Ms. Spiro in the eye and held her head. "Look, Ms.Spiro. I need you to teach me how to do that!"

"Do what?" Is she playing dumb? "I have no clue what you are talking about." She then pulled her head away from me and walked pasted me to her classroom door. "You can wait in here if you want. I might need your help." She then walked into the room might I say, seductively?

Great, first Pink and now Ms. Spiro. No! No, maybe she really needs help. Yeah, that's it. I walk over to the class with a little casually swagger. Once I step into the room, Ms.Spiro asked. "Jero, can you close the door please?"

I panicked. "Why would I do that? Hmm? Why?" Yes, that kind of panic.

"Well I need to get some work done before class and I wish not to be disturbed by the students." True, I know how they are. "You know how they are. You leave an opening they try to use it. But you know, that is not all bad. They using holes, loophole of course." I still got a creepy vibe of th- and now she is smiling.

Ignore, ignore, ignore! I walked up the rows after closing the door. I went to my seat I used yesterday and just sat there, waiting for homeroom to start. I would peer over to the clock every minute or so, praying it would be magic and more students would come into the room. That was a first and hopefully last.

Finally the clock read 7:25. The students should be showing up soon, thank Luna. I reached down and rubbed my chain for good luck. I think I am going to need it. Ms. Spiro, who was actually working on some papers, placed them to the said and sighed. She laid her head on the table, man I feel sorry for the mare. She looks young for a teach, now that I think about it. "You know Jero," She called up to me. "Being a twenty three year old teacher is rough."

"How?" I called back. "The year just started."

"I know, but I had a teaching position before coming here. It only lasted a year though. Then I got transferred over here. It was quite the rush of things too."

Rush? "What do you mean rush?"

"Well they were looking everywhere for teachers. Rushing, not really caring who they got. It was weird." I'll say. "But never mind that. You know I have you first today right?" I nodded. "Good, because we are going to discuss a very important topic."

"How is Life lesson or whatever important?" Not trying to be an ass, I really wanted to know.

"I'll give you a hint." Ms. Spiro then took a look in her drawer and pulled out a...a...a...a dictionary! Why the fuck does she have a dictation? "Ahem. Homunculi, mammal citizen, biped." She then put the dictionary away.

"The hell was that?"

"Your hint." The bell rang and the sounds of students started to fill the halls. "I hope you studied up on culture."

That's when I hit me. "Shit, Homunculi culture."

Life is Crazy

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This is great; I get to spend a whole two periods learning about topics that happened not even my grandfather’s lifetime. This is great! Not really, it isn't. I am sitting next to Pink Fade because guess what? There are no assigned seats and Celestia hates me. I have Rin and Leth to my back and front with Lyra to my left.

Pink Fade and the rest had come in at the start of homeroom, giving me weird looks. Leth was shaking his head and Rin was looking like she had difficulty with a puzzle. Lyra was definitely a 'What the fuck bro?'. What are they all thinking? What did I do? Did Pink Fade tell them something? Maybe she told them about this morning, that isn't good. They probably think I am a wimp or something for not-

"Jero! Are you paying attention?" Ms.Spiro called out. She was reading from a book that laid on her desk and had pulled down a map. She glared at me with curios eyes. I fucking hate her, I really do. I mean come one, I know she can read my mind. "Jero, are you going to answer? I can't read minds you know."

I slammed my hands on the desk and stood up. "No, I will not answer because you are review bullshit! I already know this crap!" I lost it on her, but it was the truth. "What you are talking about is pretty clear cut. For goodness sake I can summarize the whole damn thing in about two paragraphs!" I think I just issued a challenge that was not meant to be.

Ms.Spiro cocked a smile and shut her book. "Well than come up here and tell us."

I nodded and an angry frown. Getting out of my seat, all eyes where on me. Pink's, Leth's and even that Applejack mare. I walk up to the front of the class and clear my throat. "Well to begin I must tell you that this is not needed. We are here now and we do not need to know about this. Any rebels and dangers from the past are to be left in the past." I look around, nobody is giving a shit. High school is a charm. "Alright, so three thousand years ago the 'Mass Opening' happened and the great life star fell to the ground. It disappeared and soon the Homunculi started to make an appearance. We lived in small pockets or tribes before Homunculi came into contact with ponies. After a few years we integrated into regular society and we began to live our lives, the end." I took a long pause. "No more after that." I pause once more for dramatic effect. I looked over to Ms.Spiro and she looked upset, which made me smirk.

She tapped here hoof and glared at me. "What about the Dragon?"

I snapped at her. "What about the Dragon? Huh! There was nothing! It was a tiny, little mishap." Do not remind me about the mishap mare. Don't! Fucking! Play! A hoof in the back of the class rose up. It was Applejack with a confused expression. I could only guess here question. "Yeah, Applejack?"

She lowered her hoof and smiled nervously. "Erm, ah ain't one for history, but wha' are ya'll takin' about?"

As Applejack asked I could feel Spiro's smile. I didn't even look at her, bitch needs to take a hit of popseed and chill. I sighed in reluctance but went forth and answered the question. "Well Applejack, the answer is simple. About two thousand years ago, there was a rebellion. A large population of the Homunculi thought they deserved to be in power and formed an alliance with a dragon. Now this dragon was not just big or bad. It was was like the devil on Equis! It had a cult following and all kinds of dark magic that I really don't want to talk about. So for about thirty years this, what you can call a war, raged on between the ranks of the dragon named Macser against those who felt that Homunculi and the other races were equal. It was actually pretty bloody and Macser somehow gave Homunculi magic to use.

"It got to a point where it looked like it wouldn't end. In the last year of the rebellion, a group of Humonculi came out of nowhere and started acting on their own. As in, they didn't follow orders from anyone, they drilled their way to Macser and killed him. That ended the whole thing. No one knows who they were or where they went. A reward was publicly offered but on one came to get it." Now if it was me I would take the reward and a castle full of hot girls. The glamorous life I would live, it would be glorious!

As I went on my little fantasy rant in my mind, Ms.Spiro walked up to me and patted my shoulder. "Good summary, Jero."

"Thanks, I think." Wow, maybe she isn't a bitch after all.

"You still have detention though." And like that you are on the black list again. Whore horse. "And it will be the moment you are released from last period." Why you- "You will need to assist me." Muffin lovin' "It will take a few hours." Milk drinkin’. "Then if you fail to show up, you get two in return." Flank lickin' bitch. "Any questions?"

I eyed her and she did nothing but smile. I huffed and turned away. "No, I'll be here after last period." I walked up the rows back to my seat. I threw myself in the chair and pouted. "Damn it." The rest of the day did not fly by like I'd want it to. The rest of the period took thirty minutes that turned into hours in my mind. Then after Ms.Spiro, we went to geometry.

A really weird unicorn stallion named Check Third was teaching us. He was bright yellow, green mane and had square glasses. Nothing against the stallion, for Celestia's sake he made the first lesson easy as hell! He was hard to look at though, his coat was hurting my eyes. The fact the sun was coming in through the window was not helping. Have you ever stared at the sun? It was not that intense but it was pretty damn close! After two periods of Mr. Third, I went to lunch which was when I made my move.

I didn't get my lunch, I wasn't hungry all day. I saw Leth and Rin sitting together and walked up to them and sat down without a word. Leth and me made eye contact and the we both know what this was about. "What did she tell you?"

"Well she said she wanted to have an early morning rutting session but you chickened out." Damn, that was very, very blunt.

"Damn Leth, that was very blunt." I said to him as I held my chest. "That hurts, considering she was close to molesting me." Yeah, blunt right back. Rin was still in here confused state by Leth's side. "You are not understanding any of this are you?"

She smiled and shook her head. "Nope."

If she wasn't cute I'd slap her...hell I'll still slap her ass. "Well don't worry about it because it ain't happening." I turned back to Leth. "I just met the mare yesterday and she already wants the fluffy tail. It's crazy, Leth."

The giant of a friend opened a can of soda and gulped it down. He gasped from the intake as he moved the can from his mouth to speak. "Well I don't have that problem. I am staying a virgin tell I meet the mare or woman of my dreams."

Once I heard that I laughed, which got me a dirty look. I had to throw my hand in the air so he didn't get the wrong idea. I started to explain as I calmed down. "Look." I still had a chuckle left. I can't help it, but I ain't laughing at him. "I am not laughing at you, I am laugh at the fact that you think that is going to happen."

"What?" He looked confused at my explanation.

I sighed and leaned back in my chair. "Well it's like this." I began. "I highly doubt that is going to work. There sure are a lot of beautiful mares and women out there. You might just fall for a nightmare instead of a dream and not realize it. Lot of guys do." I sighed from grief. "That is just my theory on life. Go ahead and find that special one if you can." I got up just in time for Lyra to shove me back in my seat. "The hell mare?"

She took a seat next to me and glared at me. "What's wrong with me? What is wrong with you?" She growled at me and showed her teeth. "Pink wanted to share her feeli-" I threw my hand in Lyra's mouth.

She tried to move it but I placed the other hand on her as well. "Before you start this bull shit, let me speak." I too a long breath. "I, Jero, woke up. I, Jero went to take a cold shower due to having the destroyer of worlds in my pants." Leth winced at my terminology. "I went to take a simple morning shower and she was in the shower already. I was shocked and confused, she took advantage of me!" That's right, the truth.

Lyra looked at me with deaths eyes. I stared back, I had the truth on my side. There is no way in hell I can lose. "I don't believe you."

"We you better, because that is what happened." I stood from my seat and prepared for my leaving words. Ahem. "I will say Pink Fade is attractive, yet I just met the mare. I wish to relieve myself in a woman or mare I care a great deal for." I looked at Leth and with a silent nod I gave him credit for my escape. "I will be off now. Fifth period is in five minutes." With that I left the cafeteria and headed off to my next class.

So it seems that the longest and last period of the day was going to be gym. The class was separated into two teams for guess what? Nope, not dodge ball, you silly filly. It was Geronimo, the game the whole prison can play! If you don't know what it is, you are a lucky prick. This game hurts, like hurts hurts! I just thank Celestia no unicorns are allowed to play. The game is very simple really. "Tackle the opponent with your own body." Coach Murky stated. She was middle aged cat-type in a red track suit. Her hair was dull but brown. "You stand on the balance beam right there and rush at the other student. Due to the head to head contact possibility, unicorns are required to run the track instead."

"Lyra." I whispered with a smirk. The mare stood next to me with an annoyed look and lazily walked forward. She and about three others where directed outside to the track.

"As for the rest of you, the first round will be Applejack and Steel Limb." She read the names from a list and the ponies walked forward. It was Applejack against another earth stallion. He was like walking smoke. His whole coat was dark grey and his mane was a charcoal shade of grey. "Also don't worry about going easy." Coach Murky called out as the pair walked up the ramps. "We have the mattes under the beam to catch you when you plummet down from twelve feet in the air."

Damn that is not reassuring at all. I get to watch the show though. Applejack and Steel Limb lined-up on the beam, not easy for ponies. Murky blew a whistle and the two started to shift as fast as they could. Applejack got half way by the time the stallion got a quarter of the way across. When he saw her getting closer, Steel Limb began to panic. He looked at the ground but when he looked back up, Applejack had just pushed him off with a kick.

Couch Murky stepped on the mat and looked at Steel Limb. "He is fine. Next is Lethroldus Hex and Gauze Molt." And so the process began as Leth and this orange stallion with a bandage as his cutie mark got up onto the beam. His mane and tail were orange with blue highlights. From the look of him, this stallion might not be the best opponent for Leth. The two slowly made their way to each other. The stallion shivered with fear as Leth came closer. He lost his balance and fell over. So Leth wins right? Nope! Leth being a teddy bear, looks over to see if the sap is okay. He in turn loses his balance and falls on top of Gauze, the poor lad.

After the whole class was completed I was nerves, for I had yet to go. Not only that but Pink was my opponent. I was ready to break my leg to get out of it. I am not joking, the awkwardness would destroy the world and cause a rip in time and space. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. How? Fuck how, it just will.

The dreaded moment came when both our names were called. Pink walked over to the beams as I dragged my ass. We stood ready at the top and were given the whistle. I didn't move a single inch. Like 'stay the fuck over there you horny mare'.

Pink slowly inched over to me. "What? You ain't going to move?" She asked in her monotone voice.

I shook my head. "Nope, not moving."

"Move or you are running laps after class." Damn you Murky! Is your soul clouded with bitchiness too?

I sigh and reluctantly walk over to Pink. I notice that most of the class was walking out of the gym for dismissal. I think if I can talk to her about what happened this morning, I can get back to life! "Hey Pink." I whispered to her.

Pink looked at me with a very pissed off look. "What?" She said with the greatest amount of attitude I have yet to see.

I inch over to her, almost losing my balance. "Look, about this morning-" I was interrupter by the shaking of the beam.

I see Pink Fade shifting from side to side as she tries to knock me off. "Yeah, sure!" She starts to yell. "Lets talk now!" She started to yell even louder, getting attention from Murky and the other students.

I raise my hands in an attempt to calm her down. "Look Pink." I say in a calm voice. "We can act like mature adults here and solve the issue with care and-" The mare tackles me and we are both thrown to the ground. I hit my back against the mat and a thud echos the gym. "Ouch!" Crap that shit hurt. Like really hurt, I probably threw my back out. Doesn't matter now though. "Pink this is serious." Now I am starting to be a tad hostile.

Pink stands up and huffs. "Couch Murky, I think I am done here." She walks away and leaves the gym. I lay there and just look at her leave. I feel bruised a little, not physically either. I mean I want to take care of this issue, like now. It's emotional bruising and I am not in a relationship with her! Fuck, the female gender like to mess us up guys. They really do...but I got the dick so ha!

Murky came over and was a good sport in helping me up. She patted me on the shoulder and said,"It seems that you can go now, Jero." I just nodded and left, I have to much shit on my plate right now to talk. Well talk to Murky anyway. As I leave, I sigh heavily as a result of thinking about the situations. First Pink molests me, then I have detention with Ms.Spiro and now Pink is in bitch mode. Life, she is a crude bitch to me. I feel a hand on my shoulder as I open the door and see Leth standing there.

He nods to me and I nod to him. We're bros, we got each other's backs. We both walked to the school building and up to Ms.Spiro's room. I look to my back and see him there, giving me the thumbs up. I threw open the door and see Spiro writing on a clipboard. "So you have finally arrived, good." Oh, you think because you don't look at me you are cool? Well I got back up bitch! "So since you are alone you can get started."

If I turn around and don't see Leth....I am going to fuck him up next time I see him. I slowly turn around and see nothing but a letter on the floor. I pick it up and open it to see a peace symbol. Fuck you Leth, I wish heat upon you! I face the pegasus once more and lazily walk into the room. "Fine, what is it?" I growled at her with my front fang showing.

She places her pen down and looks up at me through a pair of glasses. "Close the door, Jero." Fine, I reached back and slid the closed. I heard a click and as a reaction, tried to open the door. She had just looked the door on me. "You know, I am the last teacher in the building." Crap. "And the maintenance guy doesn't show up for about two hours." Epic shit. "And no one is going to come looking." Fuck. "Yes, Jero. Fuck." Well you don't need to-I fucking knew it! Mind reading mare! "Don't jizz in your pants yet, Jero."

"Okay, I should just think out loud." I said calmly. "Why, might I ask, are you doing this? I mean, I know I am sexy but still, why?"

Spiro leans off her desk and struts towards me. She places her hoof on my ass and starts to feel me up. "Because you caught my eye and my taste buds." She licked my hand and my lower arm before I pull away. "Yum, now what else will taste good?"

I back up and glare at her. Is rudely say, "Well chocolate might. Who knows?" I try the door again but it is sill locked. "Crap, okay lets make a deal." Spiro raised a brow at this. "If you unlock the door, I will eat you out. Fair?"

Spiro taps her chin for a moment. "Nah, I'll just rape you." That is when the chit hit the fan.

"I see." I sniff and wipe my upper lip for the badass effect. I look at her and kick the, actually thin door down. "Abandon thread!" I back peddle my way into the hall and sprint down to the stairwell. I can hear the bitch flapping her wings as I try to hurry my descant to the first floor.

You see if you pump your arms it is proven to make you run faster. Fuck that, I was covering my ass the whole time. "Get back here, sweet fox!" Like I would really stood just because you say that, stupid mare. You shall never touch my fluffy tall! I made it to the first floor but the exit is to far. I make a dash for the only other room I know. As I run the last few feet, I am tackled from behind. Spiro now pinned me down and whispered in my ear. "You are mine now, Jero. Just make it easier on yourself. Someone your age should be getting hard at the thought of having sex with me."

I glare back at her and puff hot air through my nostrils. "Ms.Spiro." I say with great annoyance. "Please let go of me. If you want some dick, go on a street corner!" I rolled over to get out from underneath her. As I turn my body, she leans back and then stomps on him my hands quickly. Now I am facing her and see the devilish grin on her face. I try to break free but the mare is way to strong. I am not a weakling neither, she is just stronger. "Well I'm boned...Let me rephrase that."

"Nope!" Spiro plunges her tongue into my mouth and licks my own. I fight back but my body is weak compared to hers. I am feeling so helpless right now. No, no this is not going to happen! I am not going to let this happen! I start to play along to catch her off guard. She takes note that I stop fighting her. I can hear her giggle as we make out, I think she is falling for it. Ms.Spiro moves her hoof off my hand and into my pants. She moves the other into my shirt and starts to rub my chest. She disembarks from my mouth and smiles. "See how much fun we can have?"

I slowly nod with a grin. I move my hand through her mane and give her a peek on the nose. "Ms.Spiro?"

"Please, just Spiro." The pegasus whispers seductively. She opens her mouth and I can see small droplets of drool falling down onto my shirt. I feel her hoof rubbing my manhood, damn it's nice to. I think she has done this a few times before.

I feel my member twitch for the contact. Okay, it's go time! "Well can I ask you something, Spiro?" She nods and leans down to lick my neck. "How hard is your skull?" She jerks back and stares in confusion. In her moment of confusion, I took my hand and grab the back of her head. I give her a head but and throw her off me. As she is dazed, I rush to my feet and run to the nurses office.

I throw open the door and see no one inside. "What the fuck!" Why is the nurse not here? They are suppose to always be in their offices damn it! I look back at Spiro and see she is not recovering yet. So I make the choice to run past her to the door. I run like I never ran before and leap over her. She reaches up and almost grabs my foot, tapping the side of my shoe. I keep running for the door and make it outside.

You would keep running right? So would I, but I didn't. I jumped and cheered like a dumbass. I said, 'Fuck running, I just escaped rape!. I am going to celebrate!' As I jump and cheered, I say my brother passing by and jumped on his back. "Yeah motherfucker! I escaped!"

Blaze was caught off guard and reared back. We almost toppled over but we kept balance. "What the hell bro?" I slap his flank and make him gallop towards to the dorms. As we speed down the pavement, students stare at us. Blaze is yelling but I don't give two shits! I escaped Spiro, the bitch can suck my dick! Wait a moment, she can't! Ha! Eventually we make it to the dorms and Blaze bucks me off. He turns around and grabs me. "One minute to explain."

I smiled and said, "Well I saved my dick from molestation once more."

Blaze's eye widened. "Bro are you serious? That thing this morning with Pink I knew about, your little Path of Higher Being, so I knew you would do that. Are you okay though?" This is why he is the best step-brother and friend fever. He is my B. SB. F. F.

I pat his side and said, "Don't worry. That ain't going to happen again." I start to walk inside with Blaze by my side. I headed to the mail boxes to check if I got any mail. I know it's only been one day, but the fliers had to have gotten some attention right? I take my key out and open the locker-like box. Inside are a letter and a flier. I take the flier out and see that someone took a marker and wrote on it. The writing was not so friendly.

I have a request, come suck my balls. Fag!

I sighed and threw it over my shoulder. I took the letter and opened it. "Well, well, looks like Pinkie Pie wants to talk about something." No doubt it was her, it had her crazy decorations on the paper.

Dear Jero,
I need to talk to you about something. Please come to my room as soon as possible.

I showed Blaze the letter and he confirmed it. "Yeah, she was telling me she need help for something. Come on." We both walk through the lobby and up the stairs. As we walk into the hallway, I see Pink Fade standing outside my room. "Hey Jero, it's Pink."

I look at her and see she is whimpering. For the first time, I see another emotion on her face. During gym, it was not her face but voice that had changed. This...this is the whole deal. I look back at Blaze and pat his head. "Be right back bro." He nods and I walk over to Pink who has just spotted me. She didn't run or look away and I don't run up to her or yell either. I pull out my key and open the door. "We are going to talk now." I said as a command, not as a request. I close the door and lock it. I sigh and look at the crying mare. She was laying on the floor weeping like a filly.

I pick her you and bring her into my room. She shows some resistance, but I deal with it. I place her on my bed and look at her. She looks away with a frown. We just stay like this for what literally was hours. She finally broke the silence. "I am sorry." I just looked at her, my eyes penetrating her head. "I know...what I did this morning was wrong and I am sorry, Jero."

I sigh and lean up against the. With a straight face I say. "I forgive you, Pink Fade." She snaps her head around in surprise. "I want to know why were you like that though? I mean we just met. I will understand if...you know. You are loose like that."

Pink growled at me statement. "I am not loose!" She glared at me and got off my bed. "I did it because...because..." She looked away in shame. I couldn't help but feel at fault for this. "Jero, I am sorry, okay? I just thought that maybe you'd like me if I did that. I didn't know that you would act like that. I was just made and confused so I didn't want to talk to you." She started to tear up. "Please for give me."

That as got to be the most pathetic excuse ever. It is also the most honest reason. I get off the wall and walk up to my roommate. I crouch down and huge Pink. She jerks back but I keep a hold of her. Pink eventually take a hold of me as well. "Pink Fade." I cooed to her. "I can understand why you thought I would like it. Why did you do it though?"

Pink looks up at me with the biggest eyes I have ever seen. She sniffs and says, "I like you Jero. And I think alot." That is it, that is fucking it! I have been through morning rape, horrible classes and afternoon rape. Then I have someone write on my flier and then Pink says this shit. I...give...up, I just give up. I lean her chin up and look at her. I lean in and kiss her nose. "Jero?"

I stand up and jump on my bed. "Listen, Pink, I had a long and tiring day. Plus I need to talk to Pinkie Pie later so I will need all my energy. I'll be taking a nap." She nodded and started to walk out of the room. I call her back. "Where are you going?" She turns back in even more surprise. "Yeah, get your pink plot over here." I tapped on the pillow and she gave a weak smile. I threw my shoes off as she climbed up onto the bed. She tried to give me a kiss by I stopped her. "Nope, I still don't know how this is going to work out." She whimpered and I sighed. I gave her another kiss but then laid right back down. I turned my body and Pink held me. She threw her leg and arm over me, her underbelly tight against my back.

I could tell this was going to be a long nap.

Black Dy-na-mit-e Part 1

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Oh the lovely day of Satur. Better known as Saturday, the day of resting, relaxation and not moving large tables on my back for Pinkie Pie. You probably don't care though, what do you want to know why? Fuck you, that's why. Yet in all seriousness there is a reason for me to blow my back out this early in the morning. Last night when I went to see Pinkie pie about what she wanted, she told me that a party was going to be thrown for all the students. It was her idea of course, any party Pinkie is involved in is almost always hers.

As I rest the final table down outside the student recreational building, I sigh and wipe a drop of sweat off my brow. "Finally, only took me two damn hours." I look around once more and still no one outside. I crack my fingers and yawn. Since my job is done, I head back to my dorm with a slouching back. Not even a bird is up out. And they are always up to annoy me!

Even though there were no birds. I fell a chilling wind blow over me, but it was still summer. This kind of breeze shouldn't even be blowing. Maybe it was because it was still early, so I shrugged it off. I open the door into the dorm building and walk up the stairs. As I take my steps, I look back at what happened yesterday with Ms.Spiro. The bitch was playing me and violated me. Why I didn't just beat the crap out of her with never make sense.

I knock on Pinkie and Blaze's door to tell them I finished with the tables. As the door opens I give a frown to Pinkie, who had a huge smile on her face and a big night cap on her head. "I finished with the tables. Now where is the gold?" Pinkie Pie giggled at my term for payment. She turned around and took out a small pouch with ten bits. "That is it?" Pinkie nodded, making me sigh. "Whatever, I need to go back to sleep." We said our goodbyes and I walked down to my dorm. Placing the key in the hole, I turn the knob and walk in.

Upon entering, I walk to the bathroom and jump in the shower. I throw off my shirt and pants, shoes and socks. Once I closed the door and locked it this time, I took off my boxers and turned on the water. I let the smooth and warm liquid heal my pores of the rude morning I am having. So early, man needs his sleep damn it!

I lose track of time in the shower and hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?" Only after a asked did I realize the foolish error. "What is it Pink?" I only heard another knock at the door. "For fuck sake." I opened the curtain slightly and reach for the door. On unlocking it, I realized something. I am a fucking dumb ass.

Pink walked in with a sultry smile and bed room eyes. "Good morning, Jero." He closed the door behind her and locked it. He walked to the sink and started to brush her teeth. It is always interesting how ponies do it. At first the do it like I would but then they use both hooves to hold it and move their heads back and forth. I remember the first time I saw it, funny really. I had always thought they all had some stand or something to hold it or move it for them.

I go back to enjoying my shower when a quick brush off my tail told me someone was behind me. I look behind myself and yup, you guessed it. Pink was washing my back with some soap. I move away from her and said in a confused voice, "So what do you think you're doing?"

"Well you have been in here so long I thought you went brain dead." She replied with a small amount of attitude.

"I have been in here for only a few minutes." I said with confidence.

"It is nine-thirty, Jero." Pink said with a most serious and genuine expression. I chuckle and wave her off dismissively. "No, Jero, really. I heard you come in and went back to sleep. I woke up and you were still in here."

I look to my hand and stare at it in shock. It was prune and shriveled like an old stallions ball shack in the cold months when he just came out of a lake naked. I swear you wish not to know how I know. Sometimes when you get a job, you need to take the job...To clarify it was not sex, you nasty ass perverts. I have porn in the closet and I am cleaner minded!

Pink hugged my waist and rubbed my stomach."So Jero, did you have plans for tonight?" She said in a seductive tone.

I shift and open the shower curtain. "I do actually." I said as I grabbed a towel. "Pinkie wanted me to come to her party tonight. Hell, I placed the tables this morning. I should be going anyway, adds flavor to my life." Also I am in the open public so no one can try to assault me. And if I get dragged away I can just yell fire. Everyone likes to see a good fire.

I dry myself off and walk into my bed room. I start to put on my normal outfit. Shirt, pants shoes, and I am ready to go. I than stop, I remembered I left my boxers out of the equation. So I pull my pants back down and open my drawer. I am bewildered by the sight I see. "My calzoncillos!"

I hear a knock at my door, the one standing there being Pink of course. In her hoof are a pair of my boxers. "Looking for these?" She said with a devilish grin.

I walk up to her and stanch them. "My boxers, not yours." I put them on and pulled up my pants. "Also why take them?" I said in nervously.

Pink shrugged and with an honest answer. "I have no clue really. Sport?"

"Sport?" I asked. "My underpants are now sport?" Pink nodded.

A knock on the door caused my ears to ping. I took a step towards my door and Pink Fade tried to block me. "Pink Fade, please move so I might answer the door." I said in a gentleman's tone. I took a step around her, making her stick her hoof out. I moved her hoof and Pink just grabbed me with the other one. "Okay Pink Fade, stop it. I need to get the door."

Pink threw her hooves over my neck, giving me bed room eyes. I knew what was about to go down. Either her or my back. "You don't need to get the door. If it is important, they'll come back." He passed her hoof my cheek and smiled. "How about some morning fun to get the blood flowing?" Pink Fade quickly grabbed hold of my junk. I could feel the blood rush to my face. She read the blush in my face as pleasure, which was the complete opposite.

The knocks stopped and started to become banging. "Jero! You up?" I heard Leth call out. He continued to bang on the door, harder and harder.

I jerked out of Pink's grasp and walked to the door. Pink growled at me. "Just what is your problem, Jero? A normal male would pounce at the chance I am giving you."

I took the door knob and turn back at Pink. As I open the door, she nearly shout at her. "Well normal I'm not normal! I am the la-" Before I could finish, I felt a heavy hand slam down on my head. Leth was going to bang on the door just before I opened it. Instead of the wood, he smashed my head with his monster sized hand.

I dropped to the floor and my body went limp. As my vision faded, I looked up to the ceiling and saw the face of Leth, his sister and Pink Fade. "Jero bro!" Leth grabbed my body. "We need to get you to the nurse!"

"Does she even work today?" Rin asked in a panic.

Before I lost total consciousness, I looked at Pink Fade's face. She had her hooves covering her gaping gasp. I turned back to the ceiling. "Fuck."

As soon as Jero went silent, Blaze rushed in with a package and a smile. When he saw his step-brother in Leth's hands, he went wide eye. "What the hell happened?" Leth chuckled nervously. "Celestia damn it man! I try to show my brother my new sticks of dynamite and you hurt him. Get his ass to the nurse before I burn yours!"

To be continued....

Black Dy-na-mit-e Part 2

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You have that moment in your life you just want to say fuck you to a good guy. Oh and that is not a question, I am telling you, you -will- have that moment. You know it was an accident, it was not intentional, but you are still pissed. Leth is a cool guy and all, but the motherfucker hit my head, with his big hand, in my doorway, with a lot of force.

As my brain restarted after being nearly bashed in, I felt a slight pull from my nerves. It was like, all of my body was telling my something. I am not really sure what it is, it is like I am both feeling and seeing with my mind's eye. I know it seems a little crazy but it really is. Close by, but still far away, I could feel a presence. It was heavy and dark. This presence is- now I feel someone shaking me.

The one time I have a deep mental period, trying to be in touch with my spirit, I get shaken like a can of spray. I take a mental sigh and start to awaken. And in movies where the light is blinding? It really isn't, it is just your eyes readjusting. So shut it, you babies that over exaggerate. I see the ceiling of the nurse's office, stark white, as tradition. I feel my ears ping as they pick up someone yelling. "Another thing, why the hell would you hit the door that hard in the first place? Do you like banging doors? You some kind of door banger?"

Door banger, really? Now who is says door banger? "I should burn your tail off!" And now I know it is Blaze, good old Blaze. He is always looking for a good excuse to burn something to the ground. I start to lean my body forward slowly, making sure not to rush the blood to my head.

"Well look who has arrived back the waking realm." I heard a female say. I rolled my eyes to the left and saw Nurse Bline Kine sitting in a chair next to me. "You took a heavy hit there. Leth as one big fucking hand."

I slowly touch my head, feeling around for any blood. Luckily no wounds were left, allowing my to sigh in relief. I turn to the older Homonculi. "Yes well, I'm here for three days and been in this room twice."

Bline Kine nodded with a chuckle. "To be more accurate, three days and soon to be three nights." The cat woman pointed out the window. "It's almost night, took you all day to recover from that blow to your head." All day? All of my Saturday! Gone, just like that. Damn it man, well at least I got some sleep. Or was it a coma? Fuck the terms, I am a Fox-boy who is family with Pinkie Pie. All arguments are invalid, bitches.

I slowly left the sheets of me and hang my feet off the side of my bed. I push myself off and stand up. "Well I got all of tonight and tomorrow. I guess I'll live."

"Not if you keep getting hit in the head." Nurse Bline Kines aid in that, matter of fact tone. "Keep it up and you will get an injury you will never recover from."

"Good to know." Fucking horrible to know this. Should I wear a helmet? No, that is silly, just watch it. That's all, be careful with the world around me. I stretch my back and yawn. "Well I am going now. Thanks, Bline."

"Black tail, wait a moment." Bline Kine said, just as I take my first step. I turn around and see her taking out an eight pack of smokes. "I was looking over the health records. I found yours last and I was, stunned, as to what I read." She lit a match and lit the cigarette. "I saw you were born an only child, soon accompanied by Blaze a few years later by marriage. Also I know you have that little problem down below."

My ears twitched as the reminder of my 'little problem' irritated me. I turned to the nurse and looked at her dead in the eye. "Look here, Kine, I don't need someone to remind me of my issues. Yes I am a bastard son, but that bastard dad of mine is none of my concern. Further more, I have a great step-dad, even if he is a pony." I turn around and walk to the exit. "Good day Bline."

As I touch the door, Bline called back to me. "But Black Tail, I-"

I slam the door open and turn around. I step back into the hall and raise my chin up and bark back to the cat woman. "I said good day!" I expel a long sigh and turn around to see Blaze with a ruler. I look down to see Lethroldus and Pink Fade sitting on the ground with their heads down. "Well now this is unexpected."

Blaze nodded and handed me the ruler. "Sorry bro, might have flown off the handle with the punishment." The stallion hugged me with one of those famous bear hugs. "You good bro?" He asked as he squeezed the life out of me. I struggled to push him off me and free one hand. Yet I managed to escape and bonk the pony on his head. He winced and held his skull with his hooves. "I'll take that as a yes."

I looked down at Leth and sighed. He stuck his hand out for me to shake. "I'm sorry Jero." I can't stay mad at dogs. Fuck it! I shook his hand and pulled him up to his feet. "I didn't mean to hit you. I was just coming bye to say hi. I didn't see you around so I thought to check your room."

"So you normally knock on doors like the police?" I asked, obviously trying to relax the situation. Leth grinned nervously and nodded. I sighed and patted his back. "We'll get through this my friend."

Pink Faded though, dear Goddess, let me strangle this mare! I just want to place my firm hands around her neck and take the life out of her! Just squeeze till the devil himself feels sorry for her. Then when she is dead, I'll use black magic to turn her into a zombie and then keep killing her till I'm dead! Then, when I am in hell, I will find her and strangle her till the end of time.

Pink Fade's lip quivered as she looks at me with big puppy eyes. "Jero I am so sorry for what happened." She then gave me a hug.

"All is forgiven!" I hugged her back. And yes, I know what you may be thinking and fuck you Sir. I just need to vent out or I might just do it. I am forgiving, but I need payment. "As long as I take half your porn."

Pink Fade sighed and nodded. "Fine, but I pick which."

"Deal." I smirked, knowing I was about to get some good issues. I let the mare go and start to walk toward the exit till Blaze caught he by the leg. I look down at the stallion and asked him, "Just what the cold hell?"

"Since you are up, I need to ask you a favor." Blaze said with a smile. "Pinkie called in for some entertainers but most didn't show up." You son of a bitch, you want me to do it. "And I need you to do it."

I shook the pony off my leg and looked down at him. "Why would I do this that you speak of? Why?" I tapped my foot as I waited for an answer.

Sadly I got a good one. Blaze smiled and whispered in my ear. "It's your best song."

My eyes shot open and I placed my hand on his head. I then jumped on his back and kicked his sides. "To the stage, minion!" As normal, I was kicked off him and landed on my ass. As I stood back up from landing on the schools tile floor, I glared at him. "One of these days, I will get my ride and you well not bitch."

Blaze huffed in the air and trotted toward the doors. "Only on my dead body." He held open the doors for me and the other two. Note to self, get a dead Blaze for transportation.

As Blaze led me away from the school buildings, I say bright lights by the dorms and recreation building. Most is not the student body was there. I saw everyone form class scattered out among the crowd. I saw strobe lights and dance floors. Some how, I don't know how it happened, a disco ball was in the air. It was just spinning around...Moving on we had refreshments out and still warm.

To me, it seemed like everyone was having a great time. That was till I got to the stage and saw Pinkie Pie with a white mare with an electric blue mane. "Vinyl, I know this is bad but please wait just a tiny bit longer."

Vinyl shook her head sadly. "Sorry Pinkie, I know you wanted this, but I just can't do this one without someone else. I mean, I know I'm the best and all." She said with almost no modesty. "This wasn't really part of the deal though. I can get your money back though." Vinyl said sympathetically.

I walked up to the two of them and confront Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie, I heard there was an issue."

"Jero!" Pinkie shouted happily. "Thank Celestia you're here. I need you to perform a song. I know it is-" I interrupted her and placed my hand in my pocket.

I sighed and patted her on the head. "Blaze told me. I'm ready and hyped up." I turned to Vinyl and kneel down to her level. "I'm Jero, hope we can still put on a show."

The mare looked at the crowd, Pinkie, and back at me. He smiled and nodded her head. "DJ Pony. That is with a three when you write it. Or Vinyl Scratch if that is easier."

"Alright Vinyl, well lets start this power house." I smiled and started to walk to backstage. I see fog machines, lights, and a very disturbing sight. In the center of back, I see a stick of TNT hanging from a string. I think turned back and shouted as loud as I can. "Who the fuck put dynamite back here?"

Craze Blaze popped up with a smile and rushed to the back. "My stick!" He leaps up and pulls it down. "I got it for fun."

I narrowed my brow and yelled at Blaze for his idiocy. "You got a stick of death for kicks?" The stallion nodded violently and smiled. "I love you, but I also want to kick you."

"That is animal abuse!" Blaze argued.

"We're all animals." I rebutted.

Blaze's darted around as he tried to think of something to comeback at me with. "Well you're stuck a virgin." He then smiled and trotted off. Dick move brother, dick move. The stallion trotted off with his dynamite like he won.

Alright he won, but I got the next one. I try to think for a moment for a comeback, but can't seem to grab hold of one. I then notice Vinyl at her DJ booth and conclude it was almost time. "Oh shit." I quickly look and pick up an electric guitar. I plug it into an amp and tone it. I look over to Vinyl and call over to her. "Yo DJ, you know what to do?" I ask, slightly worried.

She nodded. "Don't worry bro, I got this down pact. The only instrument not included was the electric. Also three minutes." The mare reminded me of the time left.

I sighed as I went over the lyrics in my head again and again. "Alright, I got this!" I picked up a guitar pick and finalized the adjustments. I hear Pinkie Pie walk in front of the curtain and get on the microphone. As she gets everyone ready, I looked over at Vinyl one last time. "Yo DJ. If I fail, make it a clean kill please." Vinyl chuckled, thinking it was a joke. It wasn't a joke. I see the curtain open and the microphone placed back on the stand. I slowly walk out to the stage and move the mic up a little and clear my throat. Well time to grow a tail.

Play Here

There is a short period before I start the lyrics. "This is for all the fluffy tails!"

Pick up my sword it's time to do business
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees

Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please

Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate!
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
Put in my place but I'll break out once again

All these encounters may just leave me scarred
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend

I don't give a damn, not an iota
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota!

Lately I know I'm going so crazy
Never thought goodness would be so hazy
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught

But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this
Gotta get out and get back to business
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought

I don't give a damn, not an iota
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota!

We'll see the light of day again my dear
Let's go on an adventure!
The heavens frown upon us on this day
But I've still got my quota
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota!

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love!
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail!
(Oooooo)
I'm in love!
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail

After I hit the finally note and let the sound fade, I look out into the crowds to see and hear cheering. He nodded and throw the pick into the crowd. I walk over to the DJ and pound fist to hoof. "That is what it's all about."

"Damn straight it is!" Vinyl seemed to agree strongly. "We need to do that again."

"You sure?" I asked with a smile. Of course she agreed and I ran back to the mic. "You guys want another dose?" The crowd cheered for me, but I need to fire em' up. "I said, do you want more?" The roared louder then before, so I just have to oblige. "Alright!"

As I looked for another pick to play with, I hear loud bursts off in the distance. My head jerks as I saw small flashes in the distance. I turned my head to the corner as I saw Leth, bruised and bleeding from his arm. My eyes widened an I ran to the mic. "That encore is delayed, sorry!"

I ran to Leth as I heard groans and boos from the crowd. The curtain closed and I slid on my knees to him. "Leth, what happened?"

Leth growled as he began to explain. "Some punk heard us talking about you. I'm thinking it was that bull you messed up before. He and some others jumped us."

"Leth!" I yelled in urgency. "Who is we?"

He sucked his teeth and dropped his head. "Rin, Pink and Blaze." I dash down out the back and run towards the bangs. "Jero! They have cherry bombs!" The bruised dog boy warned.

I turn around and look at him. A silent fury hidden in my eyes and whisper to him. I pull out a lighter and grin madly. "I have a torch." He turn around and sprint past the crowds. As I pick up speed, I get lower to the ground and let my hands drop back. You know how ninjas run in the dead of night? Yeah, that shit works if you know how to do it. In a matter of moments, I come into view of my friends.

They were surrounded by four punks, oh an I see that bull motherfucker being the fifth. I get my lighter ready as I pick up speed. I take a powerful leap onto a table and jump into the air. I soar for a moment before kick thee Everfree shit out of his head. With that swift kick, I knock him out and threw his body into another punk. I land and take his spot. "Alright you fuckers." I take out Omani's Touch and lite it. The flame put some fear into the runts, making one run off.

"Jero." Pink Fade called me. I look at her and gave her a small smile to tell her she'll be fine. She smiled back at me but the bang from a cherry bomb frightened her.

"Oi, so you're Black Tail." A punk said. He was a Homunculi, a bird type by the feathers on his arms. He looked at my chain and his expression turned to a wide smile. "So those things are actually floating around out there. Or is that a fake?" My eyes widen as I hear him. My reaction only fueled the fire has it served as a confirmation. "So that is real. This is a fun day."

"What is it Kyle?" A pony asked as he held Blaze down.

Kyle replied without taking his eyes off my chain. "That there is called a Rook. It's nothing too significant, but I was in my old mans study one day and say a picture of them. Said that long ago, when the Homunculi-" I heard enough of this joker. I punched him in the side of his face, knocking him to the floor.

I turn to Rin and Pink and tell them to escape. "Run ladies! Run!" I took a hoof to the face. I staggered back and kicked the stallion who hit me for two reasons. The first was payback, but also he got off of Blaze. That was stupid, so very stupid. I instantly bring the moron to the ground and punch his temple. As i get up, I see blaze knock the remaining two's heads together.

I look at the carnage that had bent dealt and look at Blaze. "Why the hell was this so easy, yet Lethroldus is hurt?" I have a really bad feeling.

"Oh that?" Blaze started. "That is because the others were getting food to eat or something." Blaze looked behind me and pointed. "See, they're right there." As slowly turn around to see seven more students. They were large and actually pretty menacing.

They started to run after us as they dropped their cups of drinks. I was not staying for this shit. "Run Craze!" I only use his first name in case of a death situation. Not life and death, we won't live if they get us. I turn around with Blaze and start to run as fast as I can. Yet those guys were running just as fast. I start to hear the flapping of wings behind us and conclude that they have a Pegasus. Most likely not about to drop off my new baby either! "Blaze, we need to get out of this!"

"But Jero, I am sure we can beat them!" Blaze argued.

"Celestia damn you Blaze! Why did you drag me into this? Throw the damn dynamite!" I passed him the lighter, knowing he would still have the stick.

Blaze caught the lighter and took the dynamite from Celestia knows."Yes! Finally! Dy-nami-tay!" He lit the explosive and prepared to throw it at the mob. To his sadness, it seemed they had ran at the sight of the TNT. "Oh, man I wanted to throw it." The stallion looked at the stick and watched the fuse cook. "What now?"

"We die." I answer bluntly. I lick my fingers and turnout the fuse. "Problem solved." The fuse lit once more by itself. I turn out the spark once more. "There." The spark was once again refused. "Fuck!"

"Lets just throw it!" Blaze suggested. I gave him an evil glare and he reconsidered. "Or we can launch it into the air."

I asked him, "How do we do that?"

My brother pointed toward the park, a large array of fireworks were scattered around and ready for use. "That'll work!" I snatch the TNT and dash for the park. I look around and found a large rocket designed firework that was perfect. "I need duck tape!"

"I got it!" Blaze rushed to a tree and reached inside. Celestia behold he pulled out tape. "Pinkie keeps stashes everywhere she goes."

"Cool, give me!" I snatch the tape and tie down the dynamite. By the looks of the fuse, I didn't have long. I jump back and shout, "Light this candle!" Blaze took his lighter and did so in a split second. He lit the fuse close to the base, accelerating the firing process. "Now run!" I yelled once more.

Blaze and I cut through the trees in the park and ran back to the staging area. Most of the crowd was still standing there. As Blaze and myself made our way through it and to backstage, I sweat like a pig. The screeching of a firework echos throughout the campus and we all look up. While everyone expected a small crack, me and Blaze, now safe smiled and watched as a large fire ball expanded in the sky. It caught everyone off guard, to be honest, it was a bit funny. I sighed and made my way backstage and took up my guitar and walked across the stage to the mic.

As I tap it, attention is attracted towards me. I clear my throat and look back up at the sky. "Whoa, now that was something. Sorry for making you wait, I think we should get this party restarted!" The crowd roared with excitement as I strummed the guitar. "Oh, lets go DJ!"

So there you have how my first year at Tandem started. The first few days were so packed of events I can barely believe it. But who am I to say anything? I'm the one who is going to either enjoy it or think it were hell.

Black Tail Life

by Warpony

UP, UP AND...I'm falling

How Big Is This Place?

My Room And My Roommate (Revised?)

My First Afternoon With Pink Fade

Yay! I'm Being Harassed

Life is Crazy

Black Dy-na-mit-e Part 1

Black Dy-na-mit-e Part 2