Six villains go to a reform school set up by Twilight Sparkle. Shenanigans ensue.
There are only six villains left in the entire world. Queen Chrysalis, Lord Tirek, Cozy Glow, King Sombra, the dread Grogar, and the Spirit of Malice and Madness known as Cosmos. All others have been reformed, seeing the light and embracing Harmony. Twilight Sparkle, ruler of Equestria, and her friends have decided to send these villains to a school where they can be reformed.
Chrysalis sighed wearily, the former Queen of the Changeling race glaring up at the crystalline palace belonging to the little sister of her nemeses, Shining Armor and Princess Cadance. It was galling. It was beyond galling that she had to go to the home of an enemy in supplication like this.
But... she was out of options. The deal was too good. 'Attend classes on being a better pony at the Friendship Castle and we will actively assist the Changeling race in integrating peacefully with the Equestrian populace.' She needed to do this to save her people from extinction.
“You're doing the right thing,” said a soft voice from behind her.
Chrysalis yelped, taking to the air and reflexively charging her horn with magic. She whirled, seeing a small yellow pegasus behind her. Said pegasus squeaked in fright.
“S-Sorry!” she said. “I didn't mean to frighten you. I'm Fluttershy, I...”
“I remember you from the wedding,” Chrysalis said, calming down and landing. “One of Sparkle's friends, correct?”
Fluttershy nodded, smiling. “Yes. And I just wanted to assure you that you are doing the right thing. Not just for your people, but for yourself as well.”
Chrysalis glared at her. She wanted to tell the little pegasus off, to put the fear of death into her... but she sighed. “Whatever...” she muttered. She didn't have the energy, quite literally, to deal with her right now.
“Are you okay?” Fluttershy asked, frowning. To Chrysalis's surprise, she could sense the sincerity of her concern. She debated lying to get her away, but she had a feeling she'd be able to see through it.
“No,” Chrysalis admitted. “Ever since my failed invasion, my people have been slowly starving. Because I got ambitious, my people went from rumor to public knowledge. I was so scared of us being discovered and oppressed that I got jumpy... and have made things even worse for my people than they were to begin with...”
Fluttershy nuzzled her. Chrysalis blinked, shying away a little, surprised by the freely given affection. Fluttershy just smiled. “We do want to help. And there's already changelings living in pony society without incident.”
Chrysalis frowned. “Yes... Breakaways from the hive, ones that actually fell in love with those who are supposed to be their marks... How are they?” she said.
Fluttershy was pleased to hear the honest concern in Chrysalis's voice. “There was some confusion at first, the guards jumping the gun a little, but the families stood up for them and got them released. It's part of the reason why Twilight got the idea to invite you to the school.”
Chrysalis sneered, and looked up at the castle. A light glinted off a crystalline spire, briefly blinding her. “So how is this imbecilic school supposed to work, anyway?” Chrysalis asked.
Fluttershy giggled. “You'll see. Would you kindly go inside?” she asked politely.
Chrysalis shrugged, and entered the castle. The inside, unexpectedly, was larger than the outside. The front hall reminded her of Canterlot Castle, but it seemed... warmer, somehow. More friendly and welcoming. The taste of the ambient emotions in the air were sweet, tinted with joy and happiness.
“Odd...” Chrysalis said, thinking aloud. “Canterlot Castle is so different...” The only time she felt such ambient warm emotions in Canterlot Castle was when Luna and Celestia talked to each other. She shrugged, and continued further in, spotting a sign directing her to a classroom. She followed the marked path, eventually coming to a large room filled with desks, the room occupied several ponies and other assorted creatures.
Discord she recognized immediately. The mismatched form of the draconequus was unmistakable. What he was doing there was a mystery to her, though, since she had heard he had reformed already. Leaning back in one of the desk chairs was a light turquoise pegasus with a golden mane, idly blowing a feather up and down that had landed on her face. Sitting near a corner were two male unicorns, both of them with red and white striped manes, wearing blue and white striped vests. One of the two twins had a mustache. Fidgeting with some sewing supplies near the front of the class was an orchird-colored earth pony mare with a sky blue scarf and three buttons for her cutie mark. Sitting near Discord was a nervous-looking unicorn mare with a spiral energy cutie mark, her coat almost the same color as the earth pony mare's. Also sitting near them was a stern, older-looking unicorn with a grayish coat and a mane that was varying shades of purple. Her cutie mark was a strange, blood-red crystal.
The one that REALLY got her attention, though, was the cloaked figure sitting near Discord and the others. She could taste the barely repressed anger coming off of him. Plus, she knew those blood red hands. A few months ago, one of them, albeit much muscular than they were now, was wrapped around her throat as her magic was forcefully ripped away from her. She came up behind him, staring into the wizened, withered face beneath that cloak, at the glowing red eyes... and recognized who this figure was.
“Tirek...” Chrysalis said softly.
Tirek sneered at her. “Ah...” he said, his voice as withered as his body. “The bug. I remember the taste of your magic. Almost like chocolate hazelnut spread. Heheheh...”
Chrysalis sneered at him. “It seems you took Sparkle up on her offer, then?”
Tirek nodded. “Indeed, I've decided to pretend to go along with the little star's class. Anything was better than spending eternity in that cage in Tartarus,” he muttered. He held up his hands, revealing the rune covered metal wristbands he wore. “Even dealing with these shackles is more pleasant.”
Discord scoffed. “Come now. I go in and out of there all of the time. It can't be that bad?”
Tirek sneered at him. “Cerberus relieved himself near my cage into the lava pits. Have you ever smelled flash fried demon dog turds?”
Discord gagged. “Can't say I've had the displeasure.”
Tirek shivered. “Be glad. Hopefully they'll have that incontinent beast guarding someone else now...”
Chrysalis shook her head, turning to the older unicorn, who was muttering angrily to herself. “So what's your story?” she asked. “The emotions I'm sensing from you are odd, a mix of fear and raw anger...”
“Afraid?” the older mare said. “Of course I'm afraid. I'm stuck here in an alternate reality for a month in a form not my own because a magical pony princess somehow talked my superiors into believing I needed 'reforming.' It wasn't my fault that my world's Twilight Sparkle got turned into a demoness. She should have done more testing before playing around with magic she didn't understand!”
Discord snorted. “From what I saw, you're the one who goaded her into using the magic just so your school could keep it's perfect record,” he said.
The unicorn just glared at him. “What in blazes are you, anyway?”
“A better question is what are you even doing here, Discord?” Tirek demanded. “I thought the ponies already had you neutered with their friendship talk.”
There was a brief pause as Discord's expression turned thoughtful. “I'm curious. This plan came somewhat out of the blue. I want to see how it plays out...” he said.
Chrysalis snorted. “In other words, you're playing your usual annoying games,” she said.
Discord, to the surprise of Tirek and Chrysalis, looked worried. “Actually... I think someone's playing games with me...”
Before either could comment on that, Twilight Sparkle, flanked on either side by Rainbow Dash and Applejack, came into the room. Trailing behind her was Spike, wearing a fancy, curved brim hat and holding himself like a nobleman, carrying a scroll.
Discord snickered at the sight. “Oh now that's just adorable,” he said. “Look at him. Look at how cute he is in his little hat.”
“Actually,” said the Earth pony seamstress, fiddling through her sewing kit. She pulled out a large, fluffy feather, walked over to Spike, and stuck it in the band of the hat. “There! NOW he looks adorable!”
The other villains in the room cracked up laughing, as did Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Twilight just smirked. “I told you the hat was too much,” she said. Spike just grumbled, removing the hat at tossing it aside. The mustached unicorn immediately picked up the discarded hat, replacing the straw hat he wore with it. Spike grumbled even more.
Twilight chuckled, hugging Spike briefly before turning to the gathering. “Well. First off, let me welcome you to the first annual Equestrian Reform School meeting. You've all been established as major antagonists in some form or another, and are being given a chance to better yourselves and become productive members of society. Two of you have already reformed, in my view, but I thank you for participating anyway. It sets a good example for the others.” She looked down at a clipboard she was carrying with her, and frowned. “Seems that three of your classmates are missing.”
“Daring Do couldn't convince Dr. Caballeron and Ahuizotl to participate,” Rainbow Dash said.
Twilight frowned. “Shame...”
The seamstress raised her hoof. Twilight smiled. “Yes, Suri?”
“Daring Do... as in the fictional character Daring Do?” Suri asked.
Discord answered for Twilight. “You'd be VERY surprised to learn which stories are fiction and which stories are true,” he said. “Very surprised indeed.”
The ponies in the room, save for the elder unicorn, looked visibly rattled by this revelation.
“What about the last one?” Twilight asked. She got her answer quickly, though, in the form of a savage voice screaming various vulgarities.
“LET GO OF ME YOU DOUCHETWAT BASTARDS! I'LL FORCE FEED YOU THE ENTRAILS OF YOUR OWN CHILDREN! I'LL PUT DICKS ON YOUR WIVES AND MAKE THEM RAPE YOU IN THE ASS!! IN THE ASS, I TELL YOU!” screamed a voice. Six guards were dragging in a viciously struggling unicorn with a blood red curved horn, dark-gray fur, and a midnight black mane, the dark unicorn wrapped in mystical chains. Green energy radiated from his eyes as the guards forced the bound unicorn into a seat. “I'LL EVISCERATE A PUPPY AND MAKE YOU JUMP ROPE WITH ITS GUTS! LET ME GO!”
“...Who the hell is THAT lunatic?!” the elder unicorn said, visibly alarmed.
“I'm the sexiest stud in the universe, babe,” the dark unicorn said, grinning wickedly at her. “Free me and I'll show you how to praise the ancients in a thousand different languages.”
Discord cackled madly. Chrysalis sneered, finally recognizing him. “King Sombra. This... this is honestly pathetic, and I was alive when Celestia and Luna beat you the first time.”
“I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ASS AND USE IT AS A HAT BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHAT!” Sombra snarled.
“It seems your second resurrection has left you with little to use other than vulgarities,” Tirek teased, smirking.
“At least I don't need enhancement to get my dick enlarged to a size the ladies will actually notice!” Sombra countered, sneering.
“Would you kindly behave yourselves, children?” Twilight asked, exasperated. The commotion in the back died down, Twilight forcing herself to smile. “Lovely. Anyway, let's all introduce ourselves, shall we? Would you kindly state your names and why you're here?”
The pegasus was the first to speak up. “Lightning Dust. Ex-Wonderbolt recruit. Repeated counts of reckless endangerment.”
“And nearly getting my friends killed,” Rainbow Dash muttered.
“You helped me make that tornado, Dash,” Lightning Dust countered.
“Enough,” Twilight said, motioning to Suri.
The seamstress sighed. “Suri Polomare, fashion designer. I... may have engaged in a little counterfitting and exploitation of my assistants talents to make myself look better than I actually was...” she said.
“We'll help you focus on developing your own talents, Suri,” Twilight said, smiling. She turned to the two unicorn brothers, who leaped up onto their desks.
“He's Flim!” said the mustached brother, pointing to his twin.
“He's Flam!” said the clean-faced brother, pointing to his twin.
“And we're the Flim Flam Brothers!” they chorused. They started to sing, but Twilight stopped them.
“No musical numbers this early in the program, please,” the lavender alicorn said, smiling.
Pouting, Flim and Flam sat down. “We're con-artists,” Flam said after a moment. “We specialize in shilling false products to people, various financial scams, things like that.”
“Miss Appletush over there has a grudge against us because we tried to swindle her farm out of her,” Flim said. “We're really only here because we got caught and this was offered as a parole opportunity.”
“You two do have talent,” Twilight Sparkle said. “It's my hope that we can turn it to better ends. The same for a ll of you,” Twilight said, motioning for the elder unicorn to speak next.
“My name is Principal Abacus Cinch,” she said, scowling. “I'm not from this world, and I'm not a unicorn, I'm a human. I'm here because my superiors 'suggested' that I might learn to have more empathy for my students after an incident involving a magical accident.”
Twilight frowned. “The 'magical accident' was you goading my counterpart into unleashing a power she didn't understand. It turned her into a Nightmare-equivalent entity and nearly destroyed your entire world. If Sunset Shimmer hadn't stopped her...”
“Whatever...” Cinch muttered, sitting back down.
Spike shook his head. “Oh, she's gonna be fun...” he muttered.
Twilight shook her head, gesturing to the pony with the spiral magic cutie mark. She gulped nervously and stood up. “M-My name is Starlight Glimmer. I used to run a cult in which I brainwashed ponies into letting me remove their cutie mark, reducing their special talents to the lowest common denominator. I was trying to create a society based on 'Equality, ' where no one was more special than anypony else.”
Lightning Dust snorted. “Stupid plan. Crippled ponies would have been too vulnerable to attack from races that don't get marks, like dragons,” she said.
“To say nothing of the horror of losing your cutie mark,” Suri said softly. “It's a wonder you can sleep at nights after what you did...”
“Who says I am sleeping?” Starlight Glimmer said, grinning weakly. “My reasoning for my actions was... incredibly petty, I realize that now. After Twilight and her friends defeated me and freed my cult from my control, I... went a little insane and tried to use time travel to make sure Twilight never got to meet her friends. Apparently, my attempts to do this disrupted the timeline and created several dystopian futures, including one where every living thing on the planet died...”
Lightning Dust, Flim, Flam, Cinch, and Suri all looked between Twilight's group and Starlight with shock, disturbed by the idea. Chrysalis kept her face emotionless, but inside she was just as startled by the revelation that Twilight Sparkle and her friends were somehow the only thing that kept the world from falling apart. Discord just closed his eyes, knowing this already. Tirek and Sombra both stared intently at Starlight, very interested...
“Anyway...” Twilight said after a moment, having kept her face neutral throughout the event. “Discord, if you would?”
Discord stood up, bowing pleasantly. “Some of you already know me,” he said. “I got around the first time I was let out of my stone prison. But for the sake of introductions, I am Discord! Master of Chaos and reformed spirit of Disharmony. I'm here for two reasons. One, because a few years ago I made reality my plaything and traumatized the planet. Two, to annoy the living daylights out of Twilight.”
“Of course you are,” Twilight said, passing a small bag of bits to Spike, who smirked.
“Told you,” was all the little dragon said.
Twilight grumbled. “Anyway. Next?”
“Might as well...” Chrysalis said, not standing up. “I am Chrysalis, former Queen of the changeling race. I and my people invaded Canterlot in an attempt to conquer the nation and turn you ponies into a food source. Obviously, it hasn't worked out. I'm participating to help my people avoid starvation.”
Before Twilight could response, reminding Chrysalis of her promise to help the changelings, Tirek spoke up. “I am Tirek. I am a conquerer, a magic-devouring demon. Although my ability to do so has been severely restricted. I am here because I tried to devour all the magic in Equestria and nearly succeeded. I'm also here because it's a better option than sitting in Tartarus for eternity.”
Twilight just nodded, frowning. She definitely had some work to do with him... “Sombra? Your turn.”
Smiling brightly and talking in a disturbingly cheerful voice. “Hiiii!” he chirped. “I'm King Sombra! I'm the rightful ruler of the Crystal Empire! Or I was, until a candy-pink whore came along and stole my throne and all my delicious slave labor from me! I invented pedophilia! And necrophilia! And surprise-sex-that-you-didn't-know-you-wanted! And advertising executives!”
“ENOUGH!” Twilight shouted. Sombra snickered wickedly, Chrysalis shaking her head in disgust. Twilight rubbed her temples, and continued. “Anyway,” she said, gesturing. Several easels and ink pens appeared, one next to each student. “Let's start with an assessment of your personalities. I want you to draw a picture that shows me what friendship means to you. We can form a base program for your reformation based on that. Would you kindly draw for me, please?”
The gathered ne'er-do-wells shrugged, and went to work. Cinch struggled with getting her pen to move, fumbling with her hooves. Twilight came over to the transformed human and gave her a quick lesson on how to lift things with her magic. Some of Sombra's chains were removed, allowing him to use his hooves. However, once he picked up an ink pen, he frowned. “Actually, your majesty...” he said, speaking with a surprising amount of respect. Could I try expressing what friendship means to me in a different medium?”
Twilight nodded. “Certainly,” she said. “What would you like?”
Sombra smiled sweetly. “Music. Do you have a guitar?”
Twilight nodded. “I think so. Spike?” she said, turning to her assistant, who was already running out of the room. Twilight nodded, and turned to the others. “Please keep drawing. We'll get to you all in time,” she said. She turned back to Sombra. “Is it an original song?”
Sombra nodded, smiling pleasantly. “Yes. I thought up the lyrics just now,” he said.
“Oh!” Twilight said. “That's nice!”
A few moments later, Spike came back, carrying a heavy guitar case as if it were nothing. Cinch marveled at the tiny creature's strength. Twilight took the case from him, opening it and offering the contents to Sombra. The dark king strummed a little at the guitar, smiling. “This will work, thank you,” he said.
Twilight grinned, sitting down near Starlight as Sombra began to play.
“I call this tune, 'Autobiography,'” Sombra said in a quiet voice. With that, he began to SLAM his hoof down on the strings, playing a jangled discord of notes. “I WAAAAANT THE WOOOOORLD TO BUUUUUURRRN!”
Twilight grimaced, the others looking amused at this sudden change of events. The alicorn started to say something, but before she could, Sombra brought the guitar down on Twilight's head, shattering it. The former king cackled madly as the guards, along with Rainbow Dash and Applejack, tackled him to the floor and started beating the crap out of him again. Discord, Tirek, and Chrysalis all laughed. Twilight dizzily staggered to the front of the room, Spike holding her up as best he could.
“Discord, would you kindly collect everyone's sketches and bring them to my office later?” Twilight managed after a moment. “After that, show everyone to their dorms. I think we're done for the day...” She stumbled out the door, Spike following behind her.
Discord nodded, finishing up his own sketch. Chrysalis snickered, shaking her head. “Okay, so maybe this won't be a complete waste of time and energy,” she said, working on her own sketch and idly thinking about the future.
To say they were surprised was an understatement. All three of them had fully expected to be locked away forever in their ‘statuesque’ prison. But now? Here they were, laying before their captors, all of them looking at them with expressions that were a mix of pity and wariness.
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer,” snapped the pegasus, the young girl stretching to work out all the kinks. She gently dusted the light blue curls of her mane, while preening her wings to get the last of the dirt and grit out.
“Be silent, Cozy Glow,” said the withered, black-furred, red-skinned centaur. His short, stubby horns and aged appearance belied the powerful hatred hiding behind those black eyes, white pupils staring out of the ebon voids of rage. He may have been weakened, but he wasn’t about to bow. Or put up with any of his former fangirl’s nonsense. He glared at his captors, unable to fully raise himself up due to his withered body, but folding his arms defiantly nevertheless.
“You be silent, Tirek,” the third of the group said. She was vaguely pony-like, with a more insectoid appearance, her body a dark green, with a light green ring around her belly, her mane, tattered wings, and tail a light green as well. Her horn was twisted, and her hooves had rot holes in them. She wore those holes a point of pride. The only thing she had left. “We don’t know what the situation is, and-”
“Oh no, Chrysalis. I’ve been silent too long!” Tirek said, glaring at the deposed Changeling Queen. He charged Chrysalis and began to strangle the weakend changeling, reaching down and grabbing Cozy by the throat as well. “I’ve had it up to HERE with you two idiots! I was doing fine on my own, but thanks to Discord’s STUPID scheme and those HORRIBLE ponies-”
“Would you kindly stop that?” said a voice.
Tirek dropped the two mares, looking over to who spoke. Princess Twilight Sparkle, taller than he remembered and now with a flowing mane, stood with her comrades standing by her. The fashionista, Rarity, just snickered at the three of them, hiding her grin with her hoof, while the party planner, Pinkie Pie, just grinned happily at them. Applejack, the farmer, gave them all stern glares, while Fluttershy stood slightly behind everyone else, looking rather demure. Rainbow Dash hovered above the rest, a cocky sneer on her face, and to Tirek’s annoyance, she was wearing a jacket with badges that suggested she had a high rank in something she was a part of. He had silently hoped that her hubris would have gotten her fired from the… oh, what were they called… never mind, he didn’t care. He was just tired of all this nonsense and wanted to be left alone, eat enough magic to keep his strength up.
Chrysalis, on the other hoof, had managed to keep a burning hatred of all the gathered ponies, as well as her two fellow prisoners. She hissed at them, a sneer on her face as she glared at Twilight. She wasn’t a fool, and was only partially insane. She could recognize when she was outmatched. “Hello, ‘Princess Twilight.’ I see you’ve finally gotten that ‘royal shine’ Celestia and Luna have,” she said, bowing mockingly.
“I have,” Twilight said, smiling. “Since Celestia and Luna retired, I have since evolved in power.”
Chrysalis frowned. Something’s off… she thought.
Tirek, however, just laughed. “Retired! Oh dear. Couldn’t handle the pressure anymore, so they dumped it all on you, eh?” he taunted.
“Gee,” Cozy Glow said in her cutesy voice. “I bet you’re gonna need some extra help! Poor Mr. Spike must be so overworked now-”
“Ain’t no one buyin’ it, sugarcube,” Applejack said.
“Worth a shot,” Cozy said in her normal voice, smirking.
“You’re outmatched,” Rainbow Dash said, sneering right back at Chrysalis. “You’re outgunned, underpowered, and outclassed in every possible way.” She gestured around, and all three villains looked, their eyes widening.
Surrounding them were dozens of guards, led by a dark, mulberry-colored mare with a broken horn. Each one had a weapon leveled at them, ready to strike if they so much as made a move towards Twilight and her friends.
“So… It’s finally come to this...” Chrysalis said softly. “Execution...” A dark chuckle escaped her.
Cozy paled, her ears drooping as her heart began to race in fear. “W-Wait...” she stammered. “Maybe we can make a deal!” She was NOT ready to die yet!
“Show some dignity,” Tirek said, wincing as he forced his weathered upper body upright completely and folded his arms defiantly. “Meet your death with grace.”
“You meet it!” Cozy protested. “I’m still a filly! I still have plans!”
Twilight facehoofed. “You know what I meant,” she said.
“Told ya we needed to stop using pony-specific pronouns,” Pinkie teased, bouncing a little.
“Can we move on?” Twilight almost pleaded. When no one else said anything, she sighed. “Okay. As I said, nopony-”
“Not a pony,” Tirek and Chrysalis said in perfect unison, looking at each other and chuckling.
Twilight rolled her eyes. “NoBODY is going to die today!”
Cozy sighed in relief. Chrysalis frowned. “Then what is your plan?” she asked.
“You’re not going to try and reform us, are you?” Tirek said disdainfully. “You know that won’t work.”
“And why not?” said Fluttershy. “We’ve successfully reformed every villain and meanie on the planet. Only you three and three others are left.”
A chill went through the three villains as they said that. “...Impossible,” Tirek said. “You can’t have reformed everyone.”
“Of course not, silly!” Pinkie Pie said, giggling. “We haven’t reformed you yet!”
Cozy Glow looked doubtful. “...They’re bluffing,” she said. “I’ve read about some of the baddies out there. No way that Friendship could get to all of them.”
Something’s wrong… Chrysalis said again, her tail flicking in agitation. She could taste the emotions in the air. They all felt… off. Everypony looked normal enough, but she couldn’t escape the feeling that something was wrong.
“Oh?” Rarity said, smirking. “Then give us an example, darlings. Who do you think would be immune to Friendship?”
Cozy Glow smirked. “The Sirens,” she said.
Tirek quirked an eyebrow. “I remember them,” he said, stroking his beard. “Good singers. And they certainly knew how to cause trouble.”
Cozy Glow nodded. “I read Twilight’s files on them. They had been exiled to some other world with a bunch of bipedal monkey things, with another student of Celestia’s keeping an eye on them. They outright rejected an offer from that student to try and be friends again.”
Tirek nodded, smirking. “That makes sense from what I remember of them. They were vicious, predatory creatures. No way they’d give in to this Equestrian nonsense.”
Chrysalis remembered hearing OF the Sirens, for she was a younger being than Tirek. And it did fit with the legends she heard of them. But she saw Twilight smirk, and suddenly realized what was about to happen.
They all felt it before they heard it, the swell of power that came with a Heartsong. The sheer unbridled joy that gave rise to a musical magic that created a beat, the music itself, the lyrics, and in many cases, a dance. All without need for practice. Heartsong was joy personified.
The issue was who was singing this particular song.
The first to emerge from the wide pool of water that had been surrounding their former statue prison, hovering in an aura of magic, was a light blue, vaguely dragon-like creature with a darker fish tail and hooves, a great, cresting fin behind her. On her plated chest was a glowing blue crystal, a smile on her face as she sang.
“Each one of us has something special,
that makes us different,
makes us rare!”
Next to emerge was a similar creature, save her scales were in shades of purple, as was her chest crystal. A smile, more sardonic than the blue seabeast’s, was on her face as she sang the next verse.
“We have a light that shines within us,
that we were always
meant to share!”
As the first two danced through the sky in a swirling motion, a third rose up to join them, a great, golden seabeast with a golden crystal in her chest, her eyes closed and her expression joyous as she joined her sisters in song.
“And when we come together,
combine the light that shines within,
there is nothing we can’t do
there is no battle we can’t win!
And when we come together,
there'll be a star to guide the way.
It's inside us ev'ry day!
See it now... See it now!”
The trio spun into the air, creating a flourish of magical colors in the air as they sang the chorus.
“Let the rainbow remind you
that together we will always shine!
Let the rainbow remind you
that forever this will be our time!”
The music slowed to a stop, the trio slowly descending as the gold seabeast sang the last gentle line of the song.
“Let the rainbow remind you
that together we will always shine!”
The ponies all applauded the trio as they sat down next to Twilight and her group. The villains could only stare, shocked, at what they saw.
“Tirek… Tirek, please tell me those aren’t who I think they are...” Cozy said, gulping nervously.
“The Sirens...” Tirek said, eyes wide, his expression stunned. “I’d recognize them anywhere...”
Chrysalis growled. “What is this!?” she demanded, her wings flaring in fear and anger.
“Noisy bug, isn’t she?” the lead seabeast asked.
“Now now, Adagio darling,” Rarity said. “She’s simply having a rather stressful time of things.”
“They all are,” Fluttershy said, smiling apologetically to the three villains. “You three had a reputation before all this...”
The blue one groaned softly. “Sweet seas, we were the worst...”
“Can’t argue with that, Sonata,” the light purple one said, Sonata nuzzling her adoringly, making her blush.
“Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk,” Twilight said, smiling. “The Sirens of legend. They’ve chosen to abandon their ways, and embrace Harmony.”
“W-Why?!” Cozy Glow asked, confused beyond belief. “You girls were AMAZING! You could cause trouble just by singing a couple notes! Why give up all that to be a goody goody!?”
“I confess, I am wondering the same thing,” Tirek said, his voice shaking slightly. “We never met personally, but I always admired your capacity for destruction. What caused you to change?”
“They bribed me with TACOS!” Sonata declared. Aria rolled her eyes and dunked her sister’s face in the pool they had emerged from.
Adagio rolled her eyes. “My sister’s odd love for Mexicoltan food aside,” she snarked, her eyes softening as she said, “...We weren’t going anywhere in our quest for power. Every time we tried, someone rose up against us. Star Swirl and his band, the Rainbooms in the other world...” She shook her head. “It just wasn’t worth it.”
“It took us forever to gain back our singing voices after our defeat by the Rainbooms took them from us,” Aria said, shivering softly. “Music is a part of our lives. To be without it… To be unable to SING… It was a nightmare.”
Sonata whimpered, hugging Aria, who hugged her back. Adagio nodded, continuing. “In the end, we ended up going to Sunset Shimmer, the student of Celestia’s that the little runt mentioned earlier. She showed us a better way.”
“A better sound,” Aria added.
“A brighter voice,” Sonata said.
“And we embraced Harmony,” the Sirens said as one, smiling serenely.
Cozy just stared, her jaw dropped. Tirek backed away slightly, unnerved. Chrysalis felt her heart racing. Something was wrong. Something was very wrong. Her breath was coming in frightened pants as-
“Would you kindly calm down?” Fluttershy asked gently. “There’s nothing to be afraid of.”
Chrysalis took a deep breath, and willed herself to calm down. This was… odd, yes. But there was nothing to be afraid of. “...What do you plan to do with us?” she asked.
Twilight smiled. “I’ve opened a school,” she said.
“Another one?” Cozy snarked.
Twilight giggled. “Yep! Only this one is a reform school. One where the wicked can go to learn how to be good to others. You’ll hear stories about other villains reforming, such as the Sirens and Tempest Shadow back there...” She gestured to the dark mulberry mare, who just nodded when the three villains turned to look at her.
“It’s a wonderful experience,” Fluttershy said. “You’ll see!”
“And when you’re all reformed, and there’s no more evil in the world, then we can have a HUGE party celebrating it!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully.
“What of Discord?” Tirek said. “Surely your ‘evil free’ era can’t include chaos?”
“Chaos is a natural part of life,” Twilight said. “It is as much a part of Harmony as peace is. But evil such as yours has no place in the world we’re trying to create.”
“That ‘you’ are trying to create,” Chrysalis said. “How ambitious.”
“Better peace than your evil,” Rainbow Dash snarked.
“All right,” Tirek said, growling. “Here’s my question – Do we have a choice in the matter? Can we decide to just go back into the statue?” He glanced around at Chrysalis and Cozy. “Or in separate statues, preferably?”
Twilight flinched, the other five looking guilty as well. Chrysalis hissed angrily, while Cozy gave Twilight an incredulous look. Tirek just folded his arms, sneering. “I thought so,” he said.
“It’s for both your own good and the good of everyone in the world,” Twilight said. “Locking you up is far too cruel, and imprisoning you forever does nothing to address the issues you lot have.”
“I have no issues,” Chrysalis said, growling. “I am Queen. I am superior. I must rule. There is nothing simpler.”
Twilight shook her head. “I’m sorry, but we can’t allow that,” she said. “So would you kindly cooperate and come with us, please?”
The villains all looked at each other, each sporting a bitter expression. Tirek shrugged, Cozy Glow’s ears drooping. The changeling queen growled and sighed. “Fine...” Chrysalis muttered. “Where are we going next?”
Twilight smiled. “To find the rest of your class,” she said.
“...Are we really the only villains left in the world?” Cozy asked. “The only cruel people?”
Cozy fidgeted uncomfortably. Sonata gently mussed the girl’s hair with a hoof. “Don’t worry,” the Siren said. “It’ll all be okay soon.”
Cozy just smiled weakly. Twilight smiled, and motioned for the villains to follow them to a teleportation circle. “Tempest? Send everyone home,” she said. “I think we’ve got this now.”
“You sure you won’t need us for the other three?” she asked.
“Appreciated, darling,” Rarity said. “But we can handle this.”
Tempest nodded, and barked an order, the soldiers surrounding the trio of villains reluctantly backing off. “What about us?” Adagio asked.
Twilight looked thoughtful. “...Two of them might be trouble,” she said. “You can go, but stay on call.”
Adagio nodded. “Of course,” she said. “C’mon, girls. Sonata got me hungry for tacos.”
Aria rolled her eyes, as Sonata clapped her hooves excitedly, the three Sirens flying off. The villains, meanwhile, joined Twilight and her friends on the teleportation circle.
“So where are we going, anyway?” Cozy Glow asked.
“And who’s joining us in this fresh Hell?” Tirek muttered.
“‘Who’ will be a surprise,” Twilight said. “As for where...” She looked back to the other girls, who all grinned. “Well, let’s just say its someplace familiar.” Her horn blazed, and the group of them vanished.
Reform School Chapter 2: Problem Students by Jonathan “KnightMysterio” Spires
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ A dark place… /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
“Really?” Chrysalis said when they reappeared, visibly unamused. “Discord’s lair from when he was pretending to be Grogar?”
“Actually, this IS Grogar’s lair!” Twilight said, smiling. “Discord just appropriated it for his well-meaning but ill-thought out plan to-”
“Couldn’t care less if I tried!” Chrysalis sang, doing a quick, hip-shuffling dance. Cozy and Tirek chuckled, as did Pinkie and Rainbow Dash.
“Hate to say it, Princess Egghead, but none of us are really here for a history lesson,” Rainbow Dash said.
Twilight grumbled. “Spoil my fun, why don’t you?” she muttered. “OKAY! We’re here to collect three more students. One of them was briefly a part of your group, another one you’ve only seen someone disguised as.”
Tirek shifted uneasily. “Sombra and Grogar,” he said. “The ACTUAL Grogar...”
Cozy shivered. “Oh, this is gonna go well...”
Chrysalis stared at Twilight, uneasy. “Who is the third?”
“Discord’s retrieving her,” Twilight said, turning to her friends. “I can handle Sombra’s summoning and recruitment on my own, but I need you to set up the trap for Grogar. He’ll need a restraining bolt spell on him before he’ll cooperate.”
“Do we have to?” Fluttershy said, frowning. “I’ve looked at those, Twilight, and they aren’t pleasant.”
“I wish it wasn’t,” Twilight said, shaking her head. “But Grogar merits it. We can’t trust him without it until he willingly accepts Harmony.”
“What about Discord’s?” Applejack asked. “If’n Grogar needs it...”
Twilight grimaced. “There’s nothing in the world that can restrain a draconequus other than a stone paralysis spell,” she said. “And that’s not what we want.”
“Wait, ANOTHER DRACONEQUUS?!” Chrysalis said, horrified.
“The third we’ve found,” Twilight explained. “And this one’s gonna be a LOT harder to deal with...”
“THIRD!?” Cozy Glow shrieked in fright, Tirek looking similarly dismayed.
Chrysalis’s ears drooped. “This… This is insanity! You’re bringing MORE draconequui into the world?! And you believe you’ve actually reformed it?”
“Her, actually,” Twilight clarified. “The one we’ve reformed is named Eris and-”
“I don’t CARE what gender it is! Draconequui are DANGEROUS!!” Tirek snarled. “Why do you think I chose to make Discord an ally before I stole his power!? If he had suspected ANYTHING before I was strong enough to grapple him, he could have turned my molecules inside out!”
“Wait, he can do that?!” Cozy Glow shrieked. “I knew he was powerful but I thought he was just a clown!”
“You have NO IDEA what Discord is capable of! I was a grub when he was rampaging about, and I had the misfortune of seeing him ANGRY!” Chrysalis said. “In fact, seeing him like that is what inspired my mother to make a throne of Nullthricite, and-”
“Would you kindly calm down?” Fluttershy asked, smiling.
All three felt their heart rates calming and their breath slowing. Chrysalis frowned. “You understand why we’re concerned, though,” she said.
“Trust in us,” the six mares said as one, moving to their stations. Twilight’s horn flared and she began to draw a circle in the ground, while Rarity let the remaining Bearers up to the crystal ball Discord had used when he was pretending to be Grogar.
“Anycreature else think that’s really creepy?” Cozy Glow whispered. “When they talk in unison like that, I mean.”
“Something is very wrong,” Chrysalis whispered. “Their emotions taste… off...”
“What should we do?” Cozy Glow asked. “I don’t wanna be reformed, but if what they said is true...”
“It’s possible this could all be a trick,” Tirek whispered. “While losing the Sirens is… disturbing, the ponies do have a track of corrupting the wicked into becoming their friends.” Tirek’s face briefly became sad. “Like my brother...”
Chrysalis took a quick sip of the lingering love Tirek projected, not enough for him to notice. “For now, we cooperate. We can’t do anything because we don’t know anything. We play along until we know more, and then we strike. Possibly with the help of the rest of our ‘class.’”
“Do you think we can get them to cooperate? Sombra didn’t really seem like a team player last time, and… well, now that I think of it, none of us really like each other. Which is kinda sad, because I legit wanted to have you two as my evil friends...” Cozy Glow said.
Tirek rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance. “You wanted us as your minions at best while you reigned over all.”
“Right! Friends!” Cozy Glow said with complete sincerity.
“You disturb me,” Chrysalis muttered.
A swirl of necromantic energy caught their attention. From the rune Twilight drew on the ground, the shadows coalesced, forming into the dreaded King Sombra once more. His glowing green eyes burned with purple fire, and his curved, blood red horn glistened in the low light of the cavern. His cape billowed in the winds of his summoning, revealing his Cutie Mark, a collection black crystals. He tossed his head, looking around as he realized he was alive again. He cringed when he saw Twilight Sparkle standing there.
“You,” he growled. “My murderer. Caretaker of that damnable dragon that ruined my first attempt at a return.”
“A pleasure to see you again, your Majesty,” Twilight Sparkle said, smiling. King Sombra’s horn flared, the shadowy unicorn’s teeth grinding in anger as he readied his strongest spell. Before he could do anything, though, Twilight said, “Would you kindly calm down?”
Sombra fumed, but relaxed, his horn going dark again. “Not worth the effort of murdering you anyway...” he muttered. “Why have I been brought back to life again?”
“Well,” Twilight said. “As much as I hate to invoke a little tyranny of my own, I assure you that its for your own benefit. You’ve been selected for mandatory reformation, alongside your former associates.” She gestured to the other villains. Sombra looked them over disdainfully.
“Hmph,” he muttered. “I suppose then that Grogar’s scheme failed.”
“It wasn’t Grogar,” Chrysalis said. “It was Discord. We were all his pawns in some inane scheme to help Twilight Sparkle gain some confidence as a ruler.”
“Mmm, pretty close,” Twilight admitted. “It almost went VERY badly, and like most of what he does, wasn’t thought out very well, but it did work in the end!” She smiled brightly.
Sombra sneered. “Damnable draconequus...” he muttered. “The lot of them should have been made extinct ages ago...” He turned his glare to Twilight again. “And ‘mandatory reformation?’ I’d rather be dead, still.”
Twilight shook her head. “No, that’s unacceptable. We’re so close to Harmony now. And with you four and the others we’re summoning being the last forces of evil in the world, we’re not taking the chance of letting you come back and causing harm,” she said. “Harmony must rule in this world. So we’re bringing Harmony into your hearts.”
Sombra frowned, looking Twilight over. “...Are you all right?” he asked. “Something about you is… off...”
Chrysalis’s eyes widened. “You can see it too, then?” she asked.
Twilight smiled. “Concern for others! A good start,” she said. “But I assure you, everything is fine. Now. Would you kindly go and join your fellow students and wait for us to finish? I need to help with summoning Grogar.”
Sombra did as he was asked, but gagged. “You’re summoning the ACTUAL old goat? Good luck getting him to cooperate,” he said, chuckling.
Twilight smiled. “Why not? We got you to cooperate,” she said.
“Only because it seems like an amusing diversion,” Sombra said, joining the others and sneering at them. “Well. It seems like we’re joining forces after all.”
“So it seems,” Tirek said, folding his arms and glaring at the shadowy king.
Chrysalis came up to Sombra, looking concerned. “You sensed it too. Something was off about them. Could you tell?” she demanded.
Sombra shook his head, scowling. “No. I could not. It just felt… wrong,” he said, pushing her back. “And do not stand too close to me. You stink of insect.”
Chrysalis growled. “You miserable...”
“Would you kindly shut up?” Applejack said, eyes closed as she and the others tried to focus. “We’re summoning one of the deadliest creatures alive and we need some quiet.” Their bodies glowed as rainbow magic swirled around them, lighting up all the runes they had drawn. Sombra and Chrysalis glared at each other, but said nothing, the four villains watching the show as the portal began to ignite.
And almost immediately, all four villains felt fear as dark, oily mist began to ooze out of the portal. The summoning portal was surrounded with darkness as the six mares stared impassively at the figure emerging. The horned, blue-furred form looked similar to the shape Discord took, save that he was slightly larger, and had black eyes with red pupils. Those hate-filled eyes glared at the figures surrounding him as he considered them.
“Ponies,” he said finally. “A centaur. One of the shadowfolk pretending to be a unicorn. And the deposed changeling queen.”
Chrysalis blinked. “How did you know that I was-” she growled, cutting herself off.
“The machinations of the living are not unknown to me,” Grogar growled in a voice that resonated deep within the souls of the four villains present. “I saw that fool of a draconequus pretend to be me, intending to use you lot as sacrificial pawns to favor his friend, the ridiculous purple princess standing before me.” He nodded to Twilight, the only acknowledgment he gave the alicorn. The ponies just stared back, unafraid. “I would applaud his audacity, but since his scheming was uncovered, I can only dismiss him as a fool.”
“Technically, his plan to give me the confidence to rule did succeed. Just in a very roundabout way,” Twilight said.
“Close only counts in poison gas and explosions,” Grogar said. And then he did something horrible. He smiled. The twisted, wicked cruelty in that smile made everyone that wasn’t him step back. “I know the truth about you, Twilight Sparkle. The truth about you and your friends that even you don’t know.”
“...And what truth would that be?” Twilight said, giving him a wary look. The gathered villains all traded worried looks, wondering what he could mean.
Grogar chuckled, still smiling that horrible, demonic smile. “No no, my dear,” he said. “That would give away the game too early. In fact, I think I’ll place a seal on myself that prevents me from saying the truth even under duress.” His horns glowed with shadowy energy for a moment, the energy writing a rune on his forehead and vanishing. “There… Now go ahead with your restraints, my little shinies. I shall play along with your game. And then we shall see whether or not whatever it is your planning will actually succeed.”
“You do realize we’re doing this as much for your benefit as for ours,” Applejack said, frowning.
“So you say,” Grogar said, not even turning to look at the farmer. “So you truly believe. I wonder what face you’ll make when you realize how badly you’re lying to yourself?”
Twilight and her friends traded scowls, and concentrated. A rainbow swirled around them, wrapping around Grogar’s neck and forming a collar with a bell. “There,” Twilight said. “Now any time you try to hurt someone in any way, or try to tamper with the collar, the bell will ring and send a pulse of pain through your body.”
“Delightful,” Grogar said. “One of my own spells used against me.” He smirked at Twilight. “You are a most studious young woman indeed.”
Fluttershy frowned. “Is that what we did to him?” she asked.
“I’m sorry,” Twilight said, nuzzling the pegasus. “But its the only way I could think of to hold him. Everything else he could just break through.”
Fluttershy’s ears drooped. “You know how I feel about hurting others, Twilight,” she said.
“I know,” Twilight said. “But for Harmony’s sake, we need measures this extreme to keep him in line.”
The sky turned flannel-colored, Rarity making an irritated face at it. “Oh dear. It seems Discord found her…”
“What’s going on?” Sombra asked.
“The last student in our class is being recruited,” Tirek said warily, Cozy cowering behind one of his hooves as the clouds turned lavender and started singing showtunes, before turning on one another and shooting lightning, at each other, blood raining down while they still sang their merry tunes.
The sky burst open, and Discord burst through, dueling with a laughing madwoman of a draconequus. She had a manticore’s poison-tipped tail, a long, reddish purple-furred body with hooved back legs, and blue clawed hands. Her muzzle was fang-filled but vaguely pony-like, and she possessed a pair of horns on her cat-eyed head, a greenish cobra’s hood on her back, ending in a scaled mass which her batlike wings were also attached to. The two seemed to be fencing with popsicles, although the female’s was on fire for some reason.
“Really, Cosmos, setting it on fire?” Discord chided, grunting with exertion. “That defeats the purpose of it being a sweet treat!”
“Its jalapeno-flavored!” the female draconequus countered, laughing wildly. “Extra spicy!” She drew back and slashed with her popsicle, a strike that surely would have been a beheading blow if it had connected. As it stood, Discord teleported out of the way, reappearing behind her with an atempt to stab her with his grape popsicle. Cosmos parried, reality warping as everyone turned human briefly, the ground around them turning into a miniature city that for some reason the gathered former ponies and villains knew was called Tilted Towers. Another parry, and they were all clad in various colorful costumes, standing in the cockpit of an oddly colorful flying mecha. Another parry, and they were all sapient vegetables upon a pirate ship. Another parry, and everypony was changed back to normal.
“I’m ending this,” Grogar growled after confirming he was fully a goat again. His horns glowed with bloody red energy, lashing his head and launching blades of that energy at the two draconequui before Twilight and her friends could stop him. Discord saw it coming, grabbing Cosmos and holding her in front of onrushing attack. The blades hit her head on, Cosmos flailing in agony as she went limp in Discord’s grasp, her weapon disappearing. Discord grunted, throwing her over his shoulder, nearly crashing himself as he landed, the damage to reality undoing itself as he dropped her down and collapsed.
“BE CAREFUL!” Fluttershy shouted, getting in Grogar’s face before rushing to the dazed Discord’s side. Twilight gave the old goat a similar look of frustration.
“If someone didn’t stop them, their battle would have shattered reality,” Grogar snarled. “And that’s something you don’t want, now is it, little thing?”
“No…” Twilight admitted, shaking her head and turning towards Discord and Fluttershy. He and Cosmos were both coming to their senses, Discord clutching his head in pain.
“It’ll be okay,” Fluttershy said, hugging her longtime friend.
“I know, I know,” Fluttershy said, producing a bottle out of seemingly nowhere. “Using so much magic at once, it makes your condition flare up… You need to take your medicine…”
Grogar growled at the sight of the bottle. Sombra, Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, and Tirek felt a great unease come over them at the sight of it. “Wait…” Cozy Glow said.
“Would you kindly relax?” Twilight said, locking eyes with all five villains. “It’s nothing more than something to help Discord focus.”
Grogar scowled, but sat down, looking away, while the other four visibly relaxed, watching as Fluttershy tried to coax Discord into taking the potion. The other five ponies there watched Fluttershy and Discord intently.
“N-No…” Discord said fearfully. “D-don’t want…”
“It’ll be all right…” Fluttershy said gently. “It’s medicine. You trust me, don’t you?”
“I…” Discord looked confused, pain visible in his expression. “I do…”
“Then please… For me…” Fluttershy said, offering the bottle once more. “Take your medicine. It will help you…”
“I…” Discord stammered. “A-All right…” He took the bottle, drinking the glowing liquid within it, and coughed, his breathing slowing, his body shivering briefly, as if cold. After a long moment of silence, he smiled. “Ah. Much better! Forgive me my dear, I don’t know WHAT came over me.”
“You’re better again. That’s what counts,” Fluttershy said, giving him a hug and going to join her pony friends again.
“Rubber baby buggy bumper cars…” Cosmos rambled, shaking her head to clear it. “Ow, that smarts…”
Discord chuckled. “Hello, Cozzy.”
Cosmos looked up at the sound of the voice, scowling. “Oh. Now I remember. You came to me with some nonsense idea about joining a school that is contrary to the very purpose of my existence.”
“Now now,” Discord said. “Don’t be like that. I am the spirit of Chaos! And yet I’ve found purpose in this world.”
Cosmos huffed. “Your forgot part of your title, stud,” she said. “You’re also the spirit of Disharmony.”
“I’m the spirit of Malice and Madness,” Cosmos growled. “Your little ‘reform school’ would require me to give up on everything that makes me me if I were to graduate from it.”
“That’s not true,” Twilight said, stepping forward. “An analysis of Discord and his sister Eris has shown that-”
Cosmos blinked. “Wait. You got Eris to cooperate with this nonsense? I thought your sister was running that casino for badguys in the Multiverse.”
“She unfortunately had it evacuated before we brought her in,” Discord said, shrugging casually. “We’ll find where her clients went, though. We just have to spread Harmony to this world first.”
“Yes. This world. A world you specifically told me not to come to, because I lost that fight with you to have control over this world’s fate,” Cosmos said.
“...Wait,” Cozy Glow asked. “If you’re so strong, why not just ignore him and come here?”
Cosmos snorted. “Draconequui cannot break their word once they’ve Vowed to fulfill it. The terms of my end of the bet were that if I lost our fight, I would not interfere in Discord’s schemes and machinations for this planet,” she said, sneering as she turned to Discord and added, “And then you got turned into stone for over a thousand years.”
Discord chuckled. “Well, admittedly, there was some weapons grade underestimating going on,” he said. “And don’t gripe about your loss again after so long. It was tiresome then, its tiresome now.”
Cosmos growled, her cobra hood unfolding.
“Oh don’t you hiss at me young lady!” Discord huffed. “Just because you have all the creativity of a drunken bimbo.”
“You’d be surprised at how creative my tortures can be,” Cosmos said.
“And that’s just it – You always go for torture and pain first. I am an arTEEST,” Discord proclaimed. “My madness reshapes worlds! You just break things.”
“I like the sounds living things make as I choke the life out of them,” Cosmos said, smirking at the look of irritation that crossed Discord’s face.
Sombra brightened, stepping forward. “Did you ever try crushing somepony’s neck with your hooves? The little bones make the most delightful crackling sound as you press down.”
Cosmos grinned. “You. I like you,” she said.
“Enough of that,” Twilight said, she and her friends walking up to Cosmos, who flinched. “We brought you here for a reason, Cosmos.” They looked her directly in the eye. “So would you kindly join your fellow students, please?”
Cosmos blinked, and winced, a sudden, intense pain going through her head. The draconequus snarled, clutching her head in sudden pain, starting to curl up on herself. Twilight traded worried looks with her friends, as Cosmos began to actually cry in pain.
“...Cosmos?” Discord asked. “What’s wrong?”
“Head… feels like nails being driven through it…” Cosmos barely managed to say. “Am I crying? Oh this is pathetic…”
Discord looked thoughtful. “...Maybe my medicine will help her too?”
Fluttershy gave Discord a happy look, Pinkie Pie pulling another bottle of it out of her mane and giving it to the draconequus. “I’m proud of you, Discord,” Twilight said, smiling.
“Yes, well, I care about Fluttershy’s opinion, not yours,” Discord said, the other gathered villains snickering as Discord gently coaxed Cosmos into drinking the medicine. She gagged, but managed to swallow it.
“Bleh. Disgusting,” she muttered. But the agonizing headache was thankfully fading, Cosmos uncurling as she glared at Discord. “I’m assuming the rule still stands?”
“You wagered your fate in fair combat. By the Unbreakable Rule, that means I get to decide what happens to you,” Discord said.
“Please say oblivion,” Cosmos almost pleaded. “This entire world reeks of virtue and sanity.”
“Sorry,” Discord said with a smirk. “You’re joining Twilight Sparkle’s little ‘reform school.’ In fact, there are your classmates now.”
Cosmos turned, sauntering over to them. She looked them over. Grogar glared right back at her, unflinching, a scowl on his face. “I like you,” Cosmos decided. She moved on to Sombra, who flipped his hair back and gave her his most imperious look. “...Douchebag,” she decided, moving on.
Sombra sputtered indignantly while Rainbow Dash had to hide her laughter.
The mad draconequus turned her attention to Tirek. The withered centaur folded his arms and tried to look intimidating, fully aware of how he looked and attempting to intimidate her despite that. Cosmos snickered. “Power leech?”
Tirek blinked. “How did you know?” he asked.
Cosmos lazily scratched at the fluff on her neck. “I’ve seen a few creatures in the Chaos Realm that were like that. Because they neglect their own power, once they’re drained of the stolen power they’re left withered like that.”
Tirek stared down at himself. “...Is THAT why I’m like this?” he said softly.
Grogar began cackling, as Sombra gave him an incredulous look. “Wait. You didn’t know that?!” the shadow king asked.
“No! All I knew is that it was a quick way to power!” Tirek said.
Grogar snickered. “No wonder you failed so easily!” he taunted.
“To be fair, we literally had to pull a miracle out of our butts to stop him,” Twilight said. “I… don’t like thinking about that day.”
“Yeah!” Tirek said. “You just capitulated without a fight! I forced them to invent a new power!”
Cozy Glow frowned. “I wonder why they haven’t used it since…” she said, everyone ignoring her.
“And yet, here I am, great and strong,” Grogar teased. “And there you are, looking like my grandfather.”
“That’s a rude thing to say about him,” Sombra snarked. “I’m sure your grandfather was much more handsome.” Both villains cackled viciously, while Tirek fumed.
Cosmos stared at Chrysalis. The deposed Changeling Queen just barely managed to hide her unease, looking right into Cosmos’s golden, predatory eyes. The madness she saw there was disturbing. “...You’re going to be annoying,” Cosmos declared. “You stink of protagonist.”
Chrysalis blinked. “Wait, what?”
“Interesting take on things…” Twilight said, looking curious. “What makes you say that?”
Cosmos shrugged. “She just has the feel of someone who’ll do something dramatic,” she said. “And not in a way that will be fun for me.”
Discord gave Twilight a scathing look. “Don’t I know the feeling…” he muttered.
“Nevertheless, Cosmos,” Twilight said, “Chrysalis will be your fellow student. And as students of the reform school, you’ll have to-”
Cosmos snapped her fingers. Twilight’s friends jumped back at her in alarm, while Discord had to hide a smirk. Twilight just sighed. “Cosmos, was setting me on fire necessary?” she said, snuffing out the flames on her mane.
“Yes. Because I found it highly entertaining,” Cosmos said. She then turned away from Chrysalis, who was left baffled by the idea that she was a ‘protagonist,’ and looked a terrified Cozy Glow. “Hey, someone left their chewing gum here. You mind if I have it?”
“Wait, WHAT?!” Cozy Glow shouted, Cosmos reaching down and picking the little filly up, tossing her into her mouth and chewing on her.
Grogar and Discord both watched with amusement, Chrysalis and Tirek with alarm, and Sombra with disinterest as Cosmos gnawed on the filly. The Element Bearers all glared at Cosmos.
“Would you kindly spit her out?” Twilight asked. “It’s impolite to chew on someone.”
Cosmos shrugged, and did as they asked, roughly spitting a drool and toothmark-covered Cozy Glow out on the ground. The filly, growling viciously, picked herself back up and looked right into Cosmos’s eyes.
“I have known you for FIVE MINUTES, and already I have decided that my life’s work will be to END YOU,” Cozy Glow declared.
Cosmos smiled. “Try,” she said simply.
Twilight rubbed her forehead irritably. “Well, at least we got them all here and cooperating, right?” Pinkie Pie said. “So… yay?”
“Five bits say they try to burn something down by the end of the week,” Rainbow Dash said, smirking.
“I’ll take that bet,” Applejack said, amused.
“Can I get in on that?” Sombra asked, sneering at the still outraged Cozy Glow.
“NO,” the Elements shouted. Twilight sighed, shaking her head. “C’mon, everyone. Let’s go back and get you settled in at the school. We’ve got a lot of work to do.”
Reluctantly, trading glares and uneasy glances, the villains began to follow the Elements and Discord back to Ponyville. Cosmos was the only one who seemed to be at ease, snapping her fingers and putting herself in a stereotypical animane schoolfilly outfit, complete with a piece of toast in her mouth.
“It’ll be great going to class with you all, senpais!” Cosmos declared, Grogar chuckling at the antics of the draconequus. “I hope we get to meet some cute boys!”
Chrysalis just shook her head. For some reason, as she looked at the Elements all walking in near unison together, she just couldn’t escape the feeling that she and her fellow villains were in tremendous danger.
But she couldn’t understand why. After all, there was nothing to worry about.