Equestria Guys: Night of the WereBarb!

by trahzo

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Prince Dusk Shine's loyal pet Barb transforms into a werewolf and it's up to him & his friends to find her and figure out why she became a were wolf in the 1st place.

One night, Dusk Shine is invited by his friends in the other world for another sleepover at Bubble Barry's house on the night of a full double red moon, where Barbara, Dusk Shine's loyal assistant transforms into a monstrous Werewolf who rampages across the town! Now it's up to Dusk Shine and his friends to save her & figure out who is responsible!

Ch.1: The Sleepover.

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Yeah, this is an unexpected story, an R63 Equestria Girls story, betcha didn't expect this did you? Anyways, Dusk Shine the Prince of friendship and his dragon assistant Barb where very bored ,bored as a fucking cat who was waiting a long time for dinner until one day, Sunset Glare sent them a message in his magic journal saying that him & Barb were invited to a sleepover at Bubble Barry's. Since their pony friends were booked, they thought, why not go and hang with their human friends, it could be fun, so Dusk Shine grabbed his toothbrush, a book, and his P.J.'s then they were off, through the mirror to the other world!

"Ha ha ha ha, come-on Dusk! We don't wanna be late!" Barked a happy puppy.

"Don't worry Barb, we'll get there in time." Dusk replied while taking his sweet time getting to Bubble Barry's house for a sleepover. Eventually, they made it to Barry's house.

"Yo Dusk! Great to have you here!"

"Thanks, so, are the others here?"

"Blitz, Juice, and Elusive are here, Butterscotch said he'd be picking up Sunset Glare."

"Cool, you don't mind me bringing Barb with me right?"

"Oh, it's cool." Then Bubble Barry got down to look at Barb. "Just pwomise I get to hold her awot!"

"Barry, don't give me the baby talk, I'm a big kid, I don't need to...." That's when Barry began scratching Barb behind the ears. "...oooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeah aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that's sooooo gooooood, yeah." Then Barry got her under the chin! "Ack...." Then like that, Barb was out like a rock.

"Hee hee, so cute."

And so, Bubble Barry cradled the sleeping puppy in his arms as Dusk Shine followed him into his house.

Later that night...

"GAME!!!"

"What?!" Shouted Apple Juice & Rainbow Blitz.

"H-how? I used my best custom Captain Falcon & had my trusty Sonic Amiibo!"

"I used my best custom Mii Brawler & had my Highest leveled Amiibo of Mario!"

Then they turned to Elusive. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU WIN WITH A CUSTOM MII SWORDFIGHTER SINGLE HANDEDLY?! IT WAS 4 ON ONE!!!"

"Ju ju ju, I have my way boys, I have my ways. (I watched my little brother's girlfriend play this game.)"

"Yay Elusive!" Then barb jumped onto Elusive's lap and began licking his face.

"As you can see, not only do I out class the both of you in video games, but I also out class you both in..." Then Elusive put his hand on Barb's head and then slowly slid it down her back, then sliding his index finger across her tail. "Winning the ladies."

"Yeah, and Butterscotch out classes all 3 of you!" Said Bubble Barry.

"No he doesn't!" all 3 replied.

"Oh really, then why is he constantly being swarmed by girls on Friday after school?" Dusk joked.

Then all 3 began having trails of tears. Sunset Glare, Butterscotch and Barb then all began patting their backs.

"Wow Barry, you sure have a great view of the full moon from your house." Dusk complimented.

"Thanks, I get that a lot."

"Huh?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I've had more people than just you guys here for sleepovers, even my girlfriend."

"Damn."

"Yep."

"Wait, full moon?" Asked Barb.

"Yeah, why?"

That's when Barb hid behind Sunset Glare.

"Isn't that the night Werewolves come out?"

"Aww..." Then Sunset picked up Barb. "Don't worry Barb, we're not in Equestria, so no Werewolves." Then Sunset Glare rubbed a finger. "If there are any, know that I am here to..."

"Sunset, just because we're of different species, does not give you the right to touch my tits."

"Oh, sorry about that." Sunset Glare apologized.

"It's fine, just don't do that again. (I wouldn't mind Elusive doing that to me though *perverted laughter*)"

That's when we begin taking a look into Barb's thoughts...

*Lick!* *Lick!*

"Oh, Elusive, please stop teasing me! I'm ready to have your 'marshmallow hotdog' penetrate my bitchhoo..."

That's when Barb's train of thought was broken when Butterscotch pulled a treat over her head.

"*Gasp!* YAY!!!" Barb then jumped onto her feet and followed Butterscotch to his sleeping bag. "Okay Barb, let's do some training. Dusk, look at me carefully."

"Butterscotch, she's an intelligent & sentient dog, I don't need to train her since she already knows what I'm telling her."

"Yeah! What Dork said, please gimme the treat!"

"Hey! I'm not a dork!"

"Right, now Barb, apologize to Dusk sincerely, and then I'll give you the treat."

Then Barb turned to Dusk Shine.

"I'm sorry for calling you a dork, I love you master!" Then she hugged Dusk's leg.

"Good girl." Then Butterscotch gently plopped the treat on the floor which Barb quickly ate.

*Dim Sum!*

"Alright, the food's here! You all stay put, I'm gonna go get the door and pay for the pizza."

Barry later returned with a full course! 2 huge 16 slice pepperoni, bacon, sausage, mushroom, and jalapeno pizzas with chili dog stuffed crusts, now I know what you're thinking, but what about Butterscotch? Don't worry, Bubble Berry got him the veggie lover's pizza with cheese stuffed crusts. Then, there were 2 sides, buffalo wings with ranch dressing & of course the garlic bread sticks! Oh, and if you thought I was going to leave out the soda selections, fuck you! Bubble Barry also had a selection of 10 sodas, these selections included: Shasta, Brisk, A&W Rootbeer, Dr.Pepper, Sierra Mist, Hawaiian Punch, Mountain Dew, Canada Dry, Pibb and even Powerade! Not enough? Well, guess what? he also bought a mini cookie pizza for desert! Yeah, I know what you're thinking now, how did Bubble Barry afford all of that? And now I shall reply with hey, how did Bubble Barry afford all of that whipped cream overflowing in his parent's fridge? So, after everyone had their food, it was almost time for bed.

"So, who's ready for a scary story?" Blitz said while wiggling his fingers with an evil face.

While Butterscotch was shaking in fear while cuddling his Teddy Bear, Barb was pretend shaking while cuddling with Elusive.

"(Oh come-on Barb, I'm the one who promised to protect you earlier.)" Sunset Glare thought.

That's when the bedroom door slammed shut & all the lights dimmed!

"Whoa! Bubble Barry, what was that?" Asked Dusk Shine.

"My brother Mull Barry helping out with the effects."

"You modified your house for special effects?"

"Duh, why do you think we've one best haunted house for a whole 12 Nightmare Nights?"

"Good point." Dusk replied.

"Ha ha ha! Let's get started shall we?" Blitz announced.

So the group formed a circle, leftover snacks in hand.

"This tale is called: The Bad Smell Under My Bed! The True Story of the Murders that took place in this neighborhood 3 decades ago!"

Time Lapse...

"And so, after Fill More was arrested, he said this one thing: You'll find the body, you may even give that son of a bitch a funeral, but he'll never be able to rest in peace without my say so! Muahahahahaha! So now, on a full moon like this one, when the dogs begin to howl loudly in sync with the wolves, that's when Death Defying's ghost arises to rampage across the neighborhood because Fill More never told him to rest in peace without his say so!"

"That was horrible and sad." Said Butterscotch.

"Poor Death Defying." Added Dusk. "Even though that was fictional, I feel so sorry for Death Defying."

"Yeah, great story Blitz." Apple Juice complimented.

"Thank you all! Now Bubble Barry, scoot over, I'm taking your bed again!"

"Okay!"

Then, everyone went to bed.

Meanwhile on a cliff over looking the entire city!

"Hmm...This city looks like it's ready for a magic show!"

Ch.2: From Dogs to Monsters!

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Barb was sleeping soundly in the arms of Elusive...until Butterscotch began sleep walking and then took Barb from Elusive and then Barb was sleeping in the arms of Butterscotch.

That's when, at a cliff overlooking the city, a humanoid stood.

"Alright, it's the full moon! Perfect night to raise an army of werewolves! And, what better than to use the dogs these weak mortals call family!" Said a pale skinned person with Spiky Black hair, a black sleeveless shirt with 2 white zigzags forming a double helix going down the shirt, and also a pair of ripped jeans, and at the bottom, he was shoe less, exposing his claw toes! "Time to cast a spell!" That's when the circular pupils of his eyes formed crescent shapes! Then he raised his arms in the air & his hands began glowing a grey aura! "Oh all evil within this world, give me the power to unleash a great unexpected evil betrayal on these unsuspecting citizens!" That's when the full moon replicated itself, then turned to crimson!

Meanwhile at Bubble Barry's house.

"Huh? *yaaaaawn!*" Barb then woke-up, and went to the bedroom door. "Aw-man, why did I have to be like this and without thumbs?" Then Barb looked to the guys. "Psst, Dusk!"

"Ooh yeah Flare Warden, rub that coconut oil all over me, especially down there." Dusk mumbled in his sleep.

"...okay, someone else then."

"Psst, Sunset Glare!"

"Huh? What is it Barb?"

"I wanna get out of the house."

"Okay, you need to go?"

"No, I just need some air."

"Eh, fine."

So Sunset Glare led Barb out Bubble Barry's front door. He then looked up. "What in the?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" A woman screamed!

"No! Don't!"

"Richie?! Since when were you going to tell me you were a Werewolf?!"

"What is going on here? Barb! I think you've had enough air!"

Sunset Glare was about to pick-up Barb until...

"ARF! ARF! ARF!"

"Barbara?"

"Glare what's going on? We heard people screaming!" Dusk called out as he & the rest came running out of the house.

"Guys! Come quick! Something's wrong with Barb!"

Then...once the 6 were outside.

"What the?!"

"Barby Warby?"

Barb then stood up on her hind legs, her paws becoming claws, growing to the size of her friends, her teeth becoming razor sharp, just like her newly grown fangs, her cute puppy face becoming more wolf like, her entire body becoming anthropomorphic, and to top it all off...her 7 teats turned to 7 D-cup breasts!

"Dang, nice tits." Blitz unconsciously said before getting smacked in the back of the head. "Ow! What? Look, one for each of..."


"TMI BLITZ!!!" Apple Juice shouted straight into his ear.

"AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Howled Barb before running off into the night!"

"Barb! Stop!" Dusk commanded.

"Glare, what happened?" Butterscotch asked while shaking erratically.

"I don't know, Barb just wanted some air, woke me up, and then...I looked up to see that!" Then Sunset Glare pointed up.

Then they others looked to see...

"Scary, but cool!" Said Bubble Barry.

"Damn!" Said Rainbow Blitz.

"That is not normal!" Said Apple Juice.

"Eek!" Said Butterscotch.

"How is that possible?" Said Elusive.

"A double red full moon?" Said Dusk Shine.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Then they looked all over! Werewolves running amok! Attacking innocent citizens.

"Werewolves? All over the city? Wait, guys I gotta head home now! Winston might be chomping on mah family right now!" Then Apple Juice rushed back home!

"Juice, wait! Let me take you in my car!" Called out Bubble Barry!

"No time!" He replied.

Then Dusk Shine stepped in front of everyone. "Bubble Barry, get all of the silverware from your kitchen!"

"Silver? We're not going to kill these poor doggies are we?" Asked Butterscotch.

"No, we just gotta defend ourselves!"

Then, after Bubble Barry gave everyone a bunch of forks, spoons, and butter knives...

"Alright men, Barb & every dog in town is a werewolf now! 1st priority, find Barb and make her remember us! 2nd priority, figure out who is causing this!"

"Right!" Everyone agreed.

"Alright, groups of 2 everyone! Bubble Barry, you and Sunset Glare go to Apple Juice's house in case he requires back up!"

"On it!"

"Blitz, you and Butterscotch will go find the culprit."

"Gotcha!"

"Elusive, you & I will search for Barb!"

"Okay Dusk! Lead the way!"

"Alright everyone, move out!"

Ch.3: Saving the Apple Family.

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"Yo Juice! We're here to..." That's when Macareina was thrown hitting Bubble Barry!

"Barry! Glare! Glad you made it! Where are the others?" Said a pinned down Apple Juice, keeping the sharp jaws of his once most loyal pet Winston away from him! "Come-on boy! You gotta remember me!"

*ROOOOAR!!!*

"Get away from him!" Apple Buck shouted gaining the Werewolf's attention, while tightly clutching a ladle. Winston got up, off of Apple Juice, and looked straight at Apple Buck, but that is where he let his guard down as Apple Juice put both of his legs together & kicked that mutt, sending towards a wooden cabinet! Smashing it, knocking the beast out!

"Whoa! Animal Abuse? Really A.J.?"

"Doesn't count if they're rampaging monsters does it?"

"Good point."

"Anyways, Apple Buck, I told you to stay with Grandad Smith!"

"Sorry Apple Juice...but I just didn't want to be a burden!"

"Buck, you aint no burden, you're my precious family, and I'll never let any harm come to you!"

"Really?"

"Really, now..."

"Juice! Look out!" That's when Glare & Barry tackled Winston as he tried to sneak attack Apple Juice!

"Take your sis and get back up stairs! Don't come back down until I say so, got it Buck?"

"Yes bro! I got it!"

"Good! I'll be back soon." Then, as Buck joined Bubble Barry & Sunset Glare, Apple Buck took Macareina's unconscious body with him back upstairs.

"Ah! He's got my face!" Said Barry!

"Don't worry Barry, I..." Glare was about to pull out his butter knife but that's when Winston grabbed Sunset Glare, and threw him butt 1st into a trash can! "Hey!"

Now that Glare was immobile, That's when Wintson began spanking Barry!

"Ow! Ow! What is going on here?"

"It's like some powerful force is trying to remind an audience that this is some sort of comedy." Said Sunset Glare, unknowingly breaking the 4th wall.

Then Winston picked-up Barry, opened the fridge, took the milk, then held Barry down as he poured milk down his pants!

"Ha! I got milk, get..." That's when Winston Punched Barry! Making him crash into the kitchen table!

"Guys! I'm here!"

"Juice help! Barry's getting rekt!"

"Winston! Come here boy!" He said as he decked Winston!

"Phew! Thanks Apple Juice!" Said Bubble Barry.

That's when Winston got back up and charged at Apple Juice! Apple Juice grabbed Winston as Winston continued to push Apple Juice back. Then Bubble Barry put his party cannon under Winston, then fired! Sending him upwards and then slamming into the ceiling! Then Winston fell back down landing flat on the floor.

"Nice one Barry!" Said Sunset Glare. "Now can you please get me out of this trash can?"

Then Juice & Barry helped Glare out of the trash. Then Winston got back up yet again! Bubble Barry readied his fork & Sunset Glare readied his butter knife, but that's when Glare realized something.

"Wait, werewolves turn back to normal in sunlight right?" Asked Glare.

"Yeah and?" Asked Barry & Juice.

That's when Sunset Glare got in front and turned into his Seraph form!

"Whoa! When did you learn that?"

"Life changing musical number, now shield your eyes!"

That's when Glare shined a bright light! After the light died down, Winston went back to normal.

"Oh, thank you Sunset Glare, I was worried I'd have to put my dog down."

"Well, now that he's back to normal, let's make sure he doesn't get anywhere near the moon light!"

"Right, I'll take Winston upstairs with the others, and I'll meet-up with you guys outside."

Meanwhile...

"Ow my nuts!"

"Ow my scabula!!"

"Ow my eye!"

"Thanks, my back was very itchy, thanks for clawing it off monster werewolf lady, now if you'll excuse me..." *thud!*

"Alright, there she is!" Dusk whispered!

"Let's get her!"

Ch.4: Baiting the Babe Named Barb!

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"Alright, how are we going to apprehend her Dusk?" Asked Elusive.

"Your shop is around the corner right?"

"Yes? Why?"

"Perfect!" That's when Dusk pulled Elusive with both of his hands and into his clothing shop!

Later, we see Elusive standing all alone in the street with a light shining down on him & Dusk was hiding behind an overturned car.

"Are you sure this will work?"

"Trust me Lucy, if there's anything that Barb loves more than me, the guy who feeds her, raised her, gave her a shoulder to cry on, a nice warm bed....."

"Dusk Shine?"

"Oh, point is Elusive, she has a huge crush on you, and I'm sure will listen to you....more....than....she listens...to me.....N-no! Now's not the time to be disappointed in your child's respect for you Dusk, you're her father & she'll one day understand WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HER NUMBER O..."

"Dusk, she's coming!"

Then Dusk ducked behind the car!

Barb then emerged from the shadows. She was about to growl, but then...she recognized Elusive!

"AAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Fast breathing!*"

"(Hmph, I shall prove that I am the superior ladies man tonight! Can Butterscotch really say that a monster fell in love with him? No!)"

Meanwhile in the ponyworld, we see pony Butterscotch cuddling with his monster harem, Eris, Brass Knuckles, and Nightmare Angela Bunny.

Barb got closer & closer. That's when Elusive held out his palm flat. "Please, come closer, I wont bite, unless you want me to give you a hickey, ho, ho, ho..." Elusive chuckled while putting his other hand to his lips.

Barb then came closer, not needing to sniff his hand but instead hold it with her paw. That's when Elusive pulled Barb forward & dipped her like in a dance!

"I do say, is this what Beauty & the Beast would look like if the genders were switched I wonder?" He said as he stared deep into her eyes, making her head fall backwards with a goofy smile & tongue out! Barb was out, just like that! "Dusk, I have subdued the savage beast."

"Damn, that was awesome."

That's when...

*Ring!* *Ring* Elusive then answered his phone.

"Elusive, did you guys find Barb?" Asked Bubble Barry.

"I've knocked her out with my charm."

"Uh....okay then...well anyways, Sunset Glare figured out how to turn all the werewolves back into dogs! Let's meet at the cafe!"

Meanwhile...

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Look at those weaklings run from my minions! oh Xutaga, you're incredible!"

Rainbow Blitz and Butterscotch watched from the bushes & decided to head back down the mountain! Once at the bottom...

"Hey guys, we found the culprit!" Said Blitz.

"Sam Hill, good timing Blitz, because we just got word from Dusk that they found Barb!"

"Wait! Before you turn her back into a dog, can I squeeze at least one monster tit?"

"BLITZ!!!" Everyone yelled at him.

"*Groan!* Fine, we'll meet you guys at the cafe."

Later...

*Flash!*

"Whuh? What happened?"

"You turned into a werewolf and went on a rampage with other werewolves!" Said Bubble Barry.

"Really?"

"Yeah, sadly these guys didn't want me to go touching your monst..."

"BLITZ!!!"

"Fine, I wont tell her!"

"Anyways, stay here and keep that moonlight away from you, Mr. & Mrs. Cake volunteered to watch you until we get back." Dusk said while pointing to the married couple wielding dual knives.

"Don't worry Barb, we'll give you all the cake you want, except the chocolate, heh heh..." Said Mr.Cake.

And like that, they were all off to defeat the bad guy who awaited them at the cliff.

"You realize we might die right?" Asked Bubble Barry. "Just kidding, let's just go rainbowfied and we'll be able to take him!"

"That's the spirit Barry!"

Then Barry looked away while whispering..."I hope...but if we do then in my dying breath I curse the pony version of me knowing Dusk more than me!"

Ch.5: Saving This Night.

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"Ha ha ha! What the? Why are there less werewolves now? Did they all learn that their weakness is silver?"

"Nope!" Said a heroic voice.

"WHAT?!"

"Our friend here just used his sunlight to turn them back to normal." Said Rainbowfied Dusk.

"Dafuq?! There is fucking magic in this world too?"

"Meow, that's right!" Said Bubble Barry while imitating a cat (You know this reference, there is no way in Hell you'd not get this reference, in fact, how's about I throw in about 2 cameos to do the 4th gen version of it!)

"Booooooba Fett!" Said Boba Fett as he flew by.

"Joke! Joke!" Said the Joker as he danced by.

Do you understand the joke now? Good, anyways...

"You know what? I don't care if there's magic in this world, what I do care about is that once I kill you 7, I'm gonna free all of the dogs & let them loose to become my minions once again! (Okay, only 1 hour left until the sun comes out, I can kill them with that much time!) Alright, prepare yourself, for you shall be the very 1st humans to die at the claws of Xutaga the Warlock!"

Meanwhile...

*Chomp!* *Chomp!*

"*Sigh*"

"What's wrong Barbara?" Asked Carrot Cake.

"I can't just stay here Carrot Cake & Cupcake!"

"Don't worry Barb, Dusk Shine will be back soon after kicking this mysterious man's butt!"

"Cupcake, I've hang with guys older than me all my life, I don't mind hearing cuss words."

"Okay, kick his ass, there I said it hahahaha."

"Thanks for letting me go out and kick the bastard's ass!" Then she ran out of the cafe.

"No wait! I didn't...Oooh, cursed reverse psychology! I hope our kids don't do that."

Years later...

"Yes! We can go to the movies & watch the M rated scary movie!" Said 13 year old Pound Cake.

"No! You may not!" Replied Carrot Cake

"Yes!" Said Pumpkin Cake.

"No!" Replied Cupcake.

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"No! We don't wanna go watch the movie!" shouted Pumpkin Cake.

"Yes you will and you're gonna enjoy the intense gore!" Cupcake shouted back!

"Okay thanks, we'll tell you about the movie when we get home if you want spoilers!" Like that, they were off!

Then the doors closed as Cupcake & Carrot Cake's mouths were open agape in shock!

Now back to the present...

"I gotta get to Dusk & the others! I don't wanna be absent for this final showdown!"

Then as she ran through the city, the double red full moons shined their light down on her, and she transformed as she ran to the mountain!

Meanwhile...

*Pow!*

"Ah!" Grunted Blitz as he fell to the ground!

"Oh you son of a bitch!"

*Pow!* Blitz was knocked back again!

"Blitz let's combine attacks!" Said Apple Juice.

"Yeah!"

Then they side pounded fists!

"Eat zap apples!"

Then rainbow colored apples charging electricity flew at Xutaga! Xutaga then casts a spell disintegrating the apples! Then Butterflies & Balloons got all over Xutaga.

"What the?"

Then the Butterflies & Balloons picked up Xutaga high into the sky!

"Hey! What the Hell is this fucking BS?!" Then he cut the balloons away while unleashing a powerful pulse of energy killing all of the butterflies. "Ha! How's that for the butterfly affect?!" Then he turned to face the reader. "Foreshadowing of more of my dad's children appearing one day!" He whispered.

That's when Xutaga was hit with a flaming diamond which was eventually smashed to bits with one charged punch!

"Scattershot!" That's when Xutaga held an orb of energy into the air & fired all around him!

"(Damn, that fight is getting more intense!)" Barb thought as she ran on 2 feet!

"Alright, guys, together!" Dusk announced.

Then all 7 fired a huge flaming rainbow!

"Die!" Then Xutaga fired a huge Black Laser as the pupils of his eyes formed V shapes!

The Beams collided! Both pushing the other back!

"Don't let-up guys!"

"Give-up, I'm more powerful than y..." That's when...

*Shing!*

"Hack!" The sudden blindingly fast attack ruined Xutaga's focus and then The Rainbow hit Xutaga! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Then, the double red moons turned back into a single full moon!

"Yeah!" All 7 shouted.

"We did it...but...who ruined that guy's focus to let us win?"

"It was me!" Said Barb as she emerged from the shadows of the trees.

"Barb?! I thought I told you to stay in the...never mind, as long as we defeated that evil Warlock and the night is sa..." That's when the sun came out..."Well, guess it's daytime now...*yawn!* Oh, excuse me."

"Eh, it's a weekend anyway, we can all sleep in!" Suggested Barb!

"Yeah!"

And so, they all went back to Barry's place to sleep the rest of the day away.

Meanwhile...

"Thank goodness I survived that, but now, I better find another world to raise an army in." Said Xutaga as he opened a portal to another world.

The End, no not the end yet, I gotta do this one last funny joke.

"So Blitz...I heard you wanted to grab my tits?" Barb joked. "I'll let you squeeze 'em if you like?"

"Wh-what?!"

Then everyone began laughing at Rainbow Blitz.

Now The End