Luna Orders A Big Mac With Extra Sauce

by canadianbrony91

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Princess Luna, feeling extremely lonely even after returning from her banishment, needs another form of attention that requires the aid of a strong and healthy stallion.

Months after her banishment, Luna has started to regain happiness from her sister and friends once more. At long last, she has started to re-integrate with society. However, there's one thing she still hasn't taken care of.

After a long and restless night, her desires get the better of her. She requires somepony to adequately satisfy a princess, and there are only a hoof-full of stallions in Equestria that could be able to do so. Thankfully, one of them just so happens to live nearby in Ponyville. Join Big Mac as he describes what might've been the most important and fun night he'd ever experience in his lifetime!

~Cover Art By: anarchemitis~

Chapter 1: You Just Can't Say No To Her

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Howdy. My name's Big Mac.

Most ponies who know me usually say I talk less than a mute with a rope tied 'round his muzzle, and they're right. I don't. I'm the kinda pony who lets my actions speak for me.

What those ponies don't know is that I like to write a good bit instead. Otherwise, my head would be swimmin' with all sorts of stuff. Usually it's about weird dreams I had or stuff that happened some days... You know, it's nothin' special.

But this time, what I have to write about may just be the most important thing I put down on paper. Eeyup; you probably won't believe what I'm about to tell 'ya. I guess you'll just have to trust me since there are only two... Well, three ponies who know about what actually happened. That's me and Lu- Eh... Well, I'll get to that later.

Oh, uh... If 'yer a younger filly or colt, you might not wanna read. I'm just sayin; it's as raunchy as a service mare in a brothel.

Anyway, the day started off just like any other day. Got up at four A.M. and chowed down breakfast. I'm usually the only one up that early; my sister Applejack don't get up 'till five and my other sister Applebloom and my granny don't get up till... Well, let's just say they like to enjoy their beds.

All I really needed was a few scrambled eggs, so that's what I made. Even put some hot sauce on 'em just like always. Anypony that lives on a farm like mine knows it's the only way to eat eggs. The sun was just comin' up over the ridge when I walked outside; it's my favorite time 'a day. I took my old yoke and threw it on. I always felt like I was naked when it wasn't on me and just havin' it on my neck helped me get into a workin' mood.

"Eeyup." I took a deep breath and stretched. It was about as enthusiastic as I got while workin'.

The soil was still cool from the night and feelin' it squish between my hooves always felt nice. Though, it was a little dryer than usual, probably 'cus it hadn't rained in over a week. It usually got like that durin' late summer 'round here. I didn't give no mind either way; I could till concrete if I needed to. Honest; you can ask ol' Applejack. She's seen me do it.

Applejack would be out there plantin' potatoes as soon as she got up, so I had to hurry. It usually took me 'bout two hours to till the spud farm, but I put a little trot in my step and got it done in less than half of that. Made me sweat a little, but I got it done. I just hoped it wasn't all sloppy since I did it so fast.

Sure enough, right as I was takin' my yoke off, I saw Applejack trottin' outside and flippin' her ol' hat on, a sack full of baby spuds on her back.

"Good work there, Mac! Shoot, you finished up in just an hour?" She trotted up and put the sack down, gettin' right to work. It was just like her to not waste a minute.

"Eeyup." I nodded, feelin' a bit proud of myself.

"You sure you didn't just get up an hour earlier? It looks like you took 'yer time with it."

"Nope." I felt even more proud now that I knew it wasn't sloppy like I feared before.

I couldn't rest on a job well done, yet. I still had to plow a couple more fields, but they didn't need to be planted 'till the next day, so I wasn't in a rush.

I was just about to walk away and get started before AJ stopped me.

"Oh, uh... Granny asked if you could fix up her ol' bird house today. You think you got time?" Her hooves were already covered in dirt from plantin'.

"Eeyup."

I was pretty certain we still had some nails and lumber in the ol' storehouse 'round back, even though I hadn't checked in a while...

"Thanks, Big Mac!" She almost said it as if she was supposed to do it and dumped it on me... I'd be lying if I said she'd never done that before. Element of honesty my flank...


Once the tilling was done, I thought things would get a lot easier. Fixing up a beat up birdhouse sounded like a pretty simple job; at least it was way simpler than pullin' a forty pound plow through four miles of soil in the late summer heat.

I took off the yoke and rubbed my neck to get it loosened up before walkin' 'round back to the storage shed. The old wooden doors creaked as I opened them. The paint on them had started to peel nearly a decade ago, almost to the point of it not having paint at all. But, it still worked as a storage shed. I'm sure Applejack would get around to it eventually.

Anyway, there wasn't much light inside so I had to be careful not to step on any nails in the dark. I felt around the shelves with one of my hooves until I heard the familiar "jingle" of the box of nails.

The second I touched it, I knew that something was wrong, but I couldn't tell for sure until I took it and went back outside. I didn't have to look inside the box to know.

There weren't enough... And that's when the day started getting strange. I could've sworn there was a full box in there just yesterday...

"Shoot..." I cursed under my breath. I knew I'd have to go to the store to get some more but it was already well into the afternoon. Even if they weren't closed, the town would be packed and I really didn't wanna get mixed in with the afternoon Ponyville crowd again. That always turned out to be a disaster...

But, I had to go. If Granny wanted a job done, then it'd be done. I decided not to whine about it. I turned around to leave, but I was immediately met face to face with a bat pony about half my size.

Eeyup. It took me by surprise, too. Nearly made me jump and dump the box of nails all over both of us.

Sure she didn't measure up to me, but she had eyes that burned through the back of my head like laser beams and a stare that saw through my soul. She was intimidating to say the least, but... What did Princess Luna want with somepony like me?

I didn't know.

"Uhh..." I just stood there looking down at her, wondering what she'd do.

"Her Highness, Princess Luna, requests your presence tonight." She spoke in a cute little voice that cracked a couple of times, but I didn't dare laugh or even chuckle at it for fear that I'd be cut down where I stood. It was kinda insincere and in monotone, as if it were a line she'd memorized from countless uses.

I still didn't understand.

"W-Why?" I asked as politely as I could.

She sighed as I took the little document she held out for me. She had a thick Manehattan accent that was a little cute, to be honest.

"Look bud, I dunno why she asked for 'ya and I ain't gonna go ask her. I'm just doin' my job; it ain't my business why she wants 'ya. Kapeesh?"

"E-Eeyup..." I took it and inspected. The letter was written in fancy hoofwriting and I could tell it wasn't just printed. It read: "Notice of royal summons for 'Big Macintosh' of Sweet Apple Acres. Her Highness has requested your presence at approximately eight P.M."

"Uh..." I searched through it as she started to walk away and she seemed a bit annoyed that I kept her longer than she wanted to be there.

"Yeah, yeah, what is it now?" She turned back and gave me a humorless look.

"Where... Am I supposed to..."

"I dunno. It don't say where so it probably means she'll come for you. Just make sure you're spic and span for when she comes and don't be late. Be right here when she comes or you'll face charges." She walked up and poked my chest, looking me square in the eye with an attitude. "Got it?"

"Eeyup..." I gulped and nodded. She didn't say another word and quickly flew off with her wide black bat wings. She managed to zip into the clouds and out of sight faster than most pegasi I saw on a daily basis. Were they all that fast? It was the first time I'd ever seen a bat pony that close to me before; I guess I just got a little jittery.

"What in the wide world of hay sports was that?!" My sister had apparently seen what happened from a long ways away. She took the document from my hoof and read it aloud.

"Notice of royal summons...?" She looked at me like I had changed into a completely different pony. "What in Equestria does Luna want with you?"

I just shrugged.

"Well whatever it is, it sure seems important..." She kept reading down. There was a bit more fine text towards the bottom; I guess she just wanted to make sure there weren't no bureaucratic hootenanny that'd get me in trouble. "So all you gotta do is wait right here tonight at eight P.M.? That..." She scratched her head, looking a bit confused. "That sure is odd..."

"Eeyup."

"How come it's a summons when you ain't goin' nowhere? That ain't a summons at all..." Applejack flipped it to its back, but there was nothing there.

"Eeyup."

"I better tell granny about this... Oh and, uh... Don't worry about that there bird house. Don't wanna risk bein' late for Luna."

"Eeyup..."

Applejack, after telling me basically everything I already knew and shoving the letter against my chest, trotted off. If I didn't know any better, I'd say she was upset, but... What could she be upset about?

On the plus side, this meant I had an excuse to relax inside for the rest of the day. Sure, I could've gone to the store in Ponyville, gotten nails, came back and fixed the bird house in time, but I knew better than anypony that Ponyville market hours were like tryin' to push a ball through a square hole.

I closed the storage shed's door and locked it shut. Judging by the sun, I'd say it was just past noon.

Just enough time for a nap.


My heart almost jumped out of my chest like a jack in a box on steroids when I woke up and saw that it was completely dark outside. 'Round summertime, it don't get dark 'till real late, so I assumed the worst. Though, somepony in the house would've woke me up if I was oversleepin'.

I jumped out of bed; my mane was a mess. I didn't have to look in the mirror; I could just tell. My alarm clock read seven forty-eight. I just barely had enough time to get ready.

I knew I'd be in for it if I showed up for Princess Luna's summons looking like a... Well, a workpony like me. I tried desperately to straighten out my mane by running my hoof through it. It was what I usually did when I woke up... I just hoped it was enough.

I didn't even know what happened to ponies that disappointed royalty. Did they get a fine? Or, maybe... Did they get exiled?

I was sweating under my fur. And, if that wasn't bad enough, I had a bad case of the shivers as I walked out of my room. Everypony else was asleep by that time, which explained why nopony woke me up. I could tell because everypony in my house snored except me.

And the house sounded like a snore-fest.

My left shoulder ached and creaked when I left the house and I gritted my teeth from the slight amount of dull pain it caused. In fact, it nearly made me topple over when I found out the hard way that I couldn't put all my weight down on it while stepping down the front porch.

Two things happened in that instant.

One, somepony or something broke my fall. It was kinda soft and fluffy. Like a... neatly groomed chest of... F-Fur...

Two, as I looked up, I saw that I had stumbled over none other than Princess Luna herself.

My face went blood red and I stood back up at attention, lowering my gaze. I was lightheaded from the shame I felt. I didn't dare look back at her; doing so would probably make her even madder at me.

"I- I'm sorry, 'Yer Highness, I didn't... I wasn't..."

I heard her giggle a little as she tilted my chin up with her hoof. The sudden intimacy made me kinda embarrassed.

"There is no need to worry, Big Mac." She let go of my chin and stepped back. "I am sure thou art wondering why I have asked for your presence... I apologize for the short notice."

"E-Eeyup..."

Luna took a deep breath of the fresh farm air, which wasn't the best smell in the world if 'ya ask me, but she seemed to enjoy it. I couldn't stop watching her mane blow in the breeze; it was kinda pretty...

"I do not have a proper way of explaining this, so I will be blunt about it. I need your help, Big Mac."

What could somepony like me possibly do to help somepony like her...? I thought to myself, staying silent so that she could finish her thought.

"I may sound like a broken record when I say this; I have been quite lonely ever since I have returned from my banishment."

When she paused again, I cut in.

"But don't 'ya have ol' Twilight and the gang? What about 'yer sister?"

Luna smiled slightly and looked down at the hardened dirt beneath her hooves. "I suppose it would seem as if I were surrounded by company from somepony like you... But what I refer to is something more... Intimate."

My ears perked up when she said that last bit. She couldn't be talking about... Nope, she couldn't...

"As I have stated earlier, I will be blunt. I require your assistance in relieving my sexual tension."

My eyes shot out wide and my heart skipped a beat for a second. I nearly fell over from the shock of what she just said.

I just stood there like a deer caught in headlights.

"I understand this might come as a shock to you, Big Mac..."

"Eeyup!" I was getting more and more nervous by the second.

Now, I know most of you reading this would probably go "Sure, Luna." and stick 'yer stallion stick in her mare mouth. But, I couldn't just... I couldn't just court a princess just like that. It went against my manners... Though, Luna didn't seem to care much for manners at the time. I could already notice her checkin' me out in several places.

"Forgive my lewdness, please... I would not be doing this if it were bearable in any way. I have searched far and wide for the one stallion who I believe could truly satisfy me and I feel that you are the best pony for this task."

I still couldn't believe what I was hearing. For a second, I thought this was all some sort of joke. That is, until she caressed my cheek gently. A princess wouldn't touch somepony like that if it was just a joke... Right?

She could apparently see the nervousness and doubt in my eyes.

"Am I... Am I not suitable for you?" She said with a kinda sad tone as if she didn't know she was beautiful. I quickly answered to keep her from losin' her self-esteem.

"N-No, 'Yer Highness, it ain't that..."

"Am... Am I pretty, Big Mac?"

It was weird, she almost said it as if she didn't know. There was no way she couldn't know. I figured formalities were out of the way at that point so I shared in her practice of bein' blunt.

I took the liberty of scanning her body shortly, hoping that she'd take the hint. Along with her elegant feminine eyes and high class charm, her curves were real nice. She also had a little tee-shirt on that said "Dream Girl" on the front, which suited her in several ways. It was actually kinda cute... I never thought somepony like her would be so informal around others, but then again, I guess this wasn't really a formal meeting, was it? Now that I got a chance to closely inspect her, she looked as if she had just gotten out of bed, or was getting ready to go to bed. Her mane was sorta messy, but in an attractive way, along with her little tee-shirt that looked a few sizes too big for her. It was obviously a shirt she wore to bed. Her fur looked kinda damp and poofey which made me think she took a shower recently.

"Eeyup..."

Her wings flared and she looked at me like I gave her a diamond necklace.

"Really? Thou thinkest so?"

I nodded.

"T- Then..." That was the first time she blushed. "Perhaps we should... How do the young ponies say it? Take this somewhere more private...?" She gave me a pair of bedroom eyes that shot right through my heart and between my legs.

My body was reluctantly kicking into courting mode without my permission. It was no use; she was too pretty not to be attracted to.

After another awkward long pause, she threw the question back onto the table, leaning in closer and staring me down right into my eyes with a naughty look on her face.

"Well? What say you, Big Mac?"

Chapter 2: Luna Enjoys A Thick, Juicy Big Mac

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I assume since you read this far, you're wantin' to hear what happened between ol' Luna and I. I don't blame 'ya; if I was in your hoof-shoes, I'd be as excited as a witch in a broom store.

"Let us be off. A splendid night full of pleasure awaits!" Luna said in a way that almost made me chuckle under my breath. "Come, take my hoof."

It took me a second or two to accept her hoof after she held it out for me. I knew there was no turning back. I looked back at my farmhouse one last time. I don't know why; my head seemed to think it was the last time I'd get to see it, but it was probably because I was so jittery and nervous.

Just before Princess Luna teleported us away, I swore I could see Applejack's and Applebloom's faces peeking out their bedroom windows. I didn't have a chance to wave goodbye before I felt my body being ripped into another dimension.

Okay, maybe that wasn't the best way to describe it. I felt like I was being stretched thin as paper and being slingshotted across a hundred miles as if it were an instant. Just when I thought I was about to pass out, I landed back on my hooves on solid ground; I panted and closed my eyes, tryin' to regain my balance and keep from throwin' up.

"I take it thou hast never been teleported before?" Luna walked past me, looking absolutely undisturbed with a smirk. It made sense; she probably did fancy magic-ey things like that all the time.

"N-Nope..." I held my head to help regain my balance. Luna was kind enough to wait for me before walking through the dark halls towards what I thought must've been her bedroom.

There were only a few lit torches to help guide the way; I used her mane as a guide through the black instead of the torches themselves since they sparkled and reflected their light so well. I had forgotten why she brought me there in the first place but as I walked behind her and got a couple peeks at her butt, I started to remember. Just to think... I'd be tappin' that rear in just a few minutes... I'm ashamed to say I was starting to like the idea at that point.

"Right this way, Mr. Mac." Luna came to a pretty big wooden door with a medieval style handle and opened it, stepping inside and gesturing for me to follow.

It was like jumping from the renaissance to high class Canterlot; not a single thing about her bedroom matched what I thought a castle chamber should be like and it wasn't anything like the winding stone torch-lit hallways we'd been walking down for the past minute or so.

It was much brighter in her bedroom; I could tell it was a bedroom because of the huge bed in the corner. It had a pretty blue mosquito curtain around it that made it look kinda magical. I kinda stood there awkwardly, not knowing what to do as she crossed the room and sat at her parlor, fixing her mane up. Her chair had gawdy diamonds all around it and behind the table, I saw every color lipstick, eye shadow and makeup I could imagine. I didn't know why she was gettin' herself all pretty just to be bucked, but I didn't give no mind. It gave me more time to appreciate the room n' get ready as my heart began to beat faster from my nervousness.

I'd never been in a lot of fancy rooms in Canterlot or what not, but I'd have to say Luna's room was one of the most high class places I've ever stepped hoof in. Granted, it was kinda dark. Actually, it was fairly dark. It kinda made sense because she was the princess of the night and all, though. Still, it had a really sophisticated tone to it that I kinda liked. Don't get me wrong, I was born and raised on the farm, but who said 'ya can't enjoy the high life too, 'ya know? Applejack did it back when she was a filly.

It had some smooth sophisticated music playing somewhere... I couldn't tell where it was, which meant that the speaker system Luna had was top notch. It filled the whole room in a way that made me think it was coming from everywhere at once. That, in and of itself, was almost enough to calm me down after everything that just happened.

There wasn't a speck of dust or filth anywhere. It was as if it'd been polished and dusted the place five minutes ago right before I came in. I felt like I was contaminatin' the room just by being in it. There was a white love seat in the right corner opposite her bed that didn't really match it, to be honest. Though, the carpet was a dark blue and was almost thick enough to be classified as shag. It felt nice under my hooves and it helped bring the whole room together. Heck, listen to me... Makin' comments about how fabrics don't match... Maybe I should stop hangin' out with Rarity so much.

"Nngh..."

I heard a young mare's muffled voice from the other side of the room that alarmed me. The only thing I saw that was out of order was a tuft of blue peeking out from underneath a thick black blanket laying on Luna's love seat in the other corner of the room.

"Oh, do not be alarmed, she is just resting." Luna said passively and kept brushing her mane.

I went up cautiously to whoever she was and gently pulled the sheet off of her.

"V-Vinyl Scratch...?"

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. What in the hay was she doing here? I know I was as out of place as a whore in church, too, but... Vinyl? It was definitely her. Her mane wasn't in its normal state; it was wild and messy, but her cutie mark gave her identity away.

"Oh, is she not just adorable when she's sleeping like that?" Luna peeked over her shoulder.

She was right, she did look kinda cute... But she was also right about her resting. I'd say she was flat out passed out. She snored louder than Applejack and she didn't seem to react at all to me messin' with her blanket. I just left her there, hoping she wouldn't wake up and see what the princess and I were about to do. But... The odd thing was...

When I pulled the sheet back over her, I got a strong whiff of her sex. It was so strong; I was convinced she was hoofin' it off just minutes before.

"My tastes are a bit diverse, I must admit. Vinyl here satisfies me quite well. In fact, I'd say more than most stallions. However..." I heard her walk slowly up behind me. "From time to time, I do fancy a more..." I felt her hoof glide against my side and it was heading for between my hind legs. My cheeks turned pink. "Straightforward means of relief... Come."

Just when I thought Luna was gonna start hoofin' me, she stepped back and trotted towards her bed. She wasn't trying to conceal her butt at all. She waved it back and forth all sexy-like for me to stare at on her way there. I felt obligated to follow her, like a squirrel sniffing out granny's fresh apple pie that was sittin' on the kitchen window.

She climbed up on her bed and turned around, givin' me a sexy pair of bedroom eyes that threw a lance through my heart.

"Lay on your back, please... And I shall warm you up..."

I could plainly see her marehood from between her legs now, but I tried not to stare at it even though the situation itself was makin' my boner come out.

I felt embarrassed from bein' so exposed in front of somepony like her, but I did as I was told and got on my back. My cock was almost completely erect and laying on my belly as she stared at it with awe. I saw each movement of her eyes as she scanned it from base to tip.

"Oh, my... I have heard rumors but..." She whispered and actually sounded as if she was surprised. I felt her hoof touch it and it made me twitch and groan a little.

"Ooh! It is warm and thick as well... I must say, Big Mac, your reputation precedes thee..."

"T-Thank'ya kindly... Nngh..." She started to stroke me slowly and stared as I got harder and harder in her hoof. It kinda felt weird bein' hoof-rubbed by a princess, but I started to just focus on the sex itself, which made things a little better.

"I..." She was lookin' at it like a kid in a candy store, licking her lips. "I hope thou does not mind if I..."

She leaned down and licked my length lightly. It made me moan a little more; her soft wet tongue felt real nice. I could tell she was havin' fun because she adjusted herself between my hind legs so she could get better access. Without asking first, she went back down and licked up my shaft over and over, eventually makin' it all slippery from her spit.

What was odd was that even though she looked surprised by my stallionhood, she didn't look afraid of it like most other mares I've been with.

When she got up to my head and angled it upright, she suckled my flare while looking me right in the eye.

There's no way this mare's gonna be able to take me in her mouth... I thought to myself as I started to feel myself throb from the excitement. Even if she is a- Oohhh!

Luna cut off my own thinking when I felt her mouth stretch around my head and take me in. She let loose a low groan as she slid me further, and it wasn't long before she had half of my length in her mouth. I was surprised, to say the least. I'd always dreamed of being deepthroated by a mare, but it never happened. I hate braggin', but I knew that I was bigger than most stallions out there. I'd imagine it'd be tough for 'em, but... I never would've thought this mare would be the one to break the streak.

Even though I was tapping the back of her throat with my head, I had a tough time believing she could do it. She was slurpin' away at my cock, givin' it a thick coat of her saliva. She had a way of... Of swirlin' her tongue around my shaft each time she went down that made it a lot better than any other head I've gotten. In fact, I would've been just dandy if she kept with that and didn't deepthroat me.

But, she eventually grew bored with only half my length. After a few more bobs of her head, she held me deep inside and I felt her pushing down, my head about to pop inside.

"Y-Yer highness, don't force 'yerself or- Ahhhghh!"

The sudden tight feeling of her throat enveloping my head forced out a loud moan from me. I couldn't help it. It was the first time I'd ever been deepthroated before and just after a few moments, I was already in love with it. My cock throbbed in her as if to say that it appreciated what she was doing.

Gargling and slurping throat noises came from her blowjob; they were so lewd n' dirty... If I was blindfolded, I'd be convinced I was in a brothel.

"Princess... 'Yer- Aghhhh! 'Yer pretty good at that..." I closed my eyes and breathed rather heavily, trying to hold on to my load. The last thing I wanted to do was have her pop my orgasm before she got what she needed, too.

She pulled me out of her throat and my Johnson flopped out, slapping against my belly and splattering it with her saliva that covered it in an even thicker layer now. I had a good feeling a good bit of it was my pre-cum, too. Luna looked up at me like I just gave her a birthday present, still grippin' my dick and strokin' it.

"Really? Thou thinkest so?" Her face was lit up brighter than the Los Pegasus beachside on a firework night. It was... Cute... Kinda.

I nodded and winced a little from her still jerkin' me off. I'd be lyin' if I said I had another thirty minutes in me; that mouth work of hers was top notch. On the other hoof, I had a reputation for satisfaction to uphold. I could tell just by lookin' in her eyes that she wanted me to rut her. I just hoped I could hold out when that moment came.

"This pleases me... Thank you, Big Mac... I only hope I was passable at best..." She looked sideways and downwards, kinda shy-like but still rubbin' me off. She was doin' it so passively, but her grip was perfect. So many mares ruined it by squeezin' too hard or not gripping it hard enough so it made friction burns on the skin, but she somehow got the perfect technique.

"'Yer... 'Yer done...?" I only said it because the way she sounded like it was at the end.

I probably shouldn't have said that in retrospect...

Her eyes snapped back to me and turn devilish again.

"No, Big Mac..." Luna leaned down and licked up my cock slowly, moving her body closer up to me while doin' so. Just when she was at my neck, she rolled off and trotted to the open window, the curtains that closely resembled her mane brushed against her fur and the soft moonlight illuminated everything about her as she looked back at me with her rump in the air.

Her marehood was soakin' wet and even all the way from the bed, I could see where it was mattin' down her fur between her legs. It made me pull my body out of bed and approach her. I have to admit, I was feelin' truly horny at that point. Her plot was so curvy and round... I couldn't wait to mount her and...

"This night has only just begun..." Luna bit her lip. I couldn't resist anymore.

I mounted her. I mounted Princess Luna like she was a slut in a whorehouse. I didn't stop to question what I was doin'. My stallion parts were doin' the talkin' for me. My cock was throbbin' and rock hard and it was rubbin' between Luna's plot cheeks.

My front hooves rested on the window sill in front of her and my head laid right next to hers. She kinda nuzzled my neck as I prodded my tip against her.

"Ahhn!" She moaned as I began pushing a little against her tight little mare hole. I hadn't even penetrated her yet; she must've been really sensitive.

She was throbbin' against me and she was really warm down there. You'd be able to smell her sex from a mile away and the aroma of her heat was makin' me lose my mind piece by piece.

"P-Please enter me, Big Mac... I can no longer bear it..." She panted and sounded out of breath. From right next to me, I could see that her face was turnin' even pinker.

Once she asked for it, I couldn't tease anymore because I needed it, too.

With a push of my hips down against her plot, my flared head popped inside of her, makin' me grunt from how tight she was and makin' her gasp. I gave her a second or two, but after that, I pushed in. I slid my thick cock deeper inside of her and felt each time her warm walls throbbed against me, welcoming me inside.

"Big Mac! Ahhhhnnn! Hahhhn!" Her moanin' was gettin' louder. I smiled. It just meant I was doin' my job right. I felt way better now that I was in a dominant position. That's what I was used to, after all.

To drive the point home that I was takin' charge, I pulled her night shirt off kinda' forcefully and threw it aside. She seemed to like that, cus' I could feel her whole body shakin’ beneath me.

I was surprised at how much of me she could take without much of a warmup. After a few slutty moans and stretches of her marehood, I was halfway in her. Not many mares could boast to take it that deep and she made it obvious that it was almost too much for her.

I just hope she knew what she was gettin' into when she decided to give me that there booty call, because once I got in the swing of things, no mare was holdin' me back.

I started my thrustin'. She was grippin' me tighter than a virgin, but she was hangin' in there. I went slowly at first, feelin' my head mess up her insides with each inch I pushed and pulled. Her juices were leakin' out like a water hose after an Appleoosan shootout.

She felt real nice, needless ta' say. I couldn't help but grunt and groan a bit from how tight she was squeezin' me. Even though I only bucked her with half my cock, her marehood definitely felt like one of the best I've ever done.

"Ahhhh... I- It... It is so large..." She panted more as I kissed her neck affectionately. Her body rocked back and forth from my motions and more fluid-ey sex noises filled the room when I sped up a little.

I dug my nose in her mane and got a good whiff of it while I continued to buck her against the open window. It felt so intimate, almost like we were lovers. My cock was startin' to throb a lot more.

Normally, I'd be able to rut a mare for a good thirty minutes straight, but she was so warm and her throbbin' was real strong. I could feel my cum startin to churn around inside me already. To make matters worse, I was already warmed up from her deepthroatin' earlier.

I was startin' to lose control of myself. I was pushin' further inside after each thrust and her moans got louder the deeper I went. I got 'bout an inch or two further than halfway, but when I felt my head prod against her womb, I knew I couldn't go any further. Her legs shook when I did that. I knew that once I hit that spot of a mare, they wouldn't last long.

The problem was, I wouldn't last long, either.

I took the gamble and kept goin, not stoppin' to regain my stamina first. Even if I came before her, I just had to hope that I could keep goin'. My cock was slippin' in and out of her a little easier even though she was as tight as ever; she was so wet, I could feel her juices startin' to trickle down my hind legs.

She held on to one of my front legs for stability as I continued to rut her harder. Her throbbing was gettin' harder and harder, like she wanted to milk me.

"Ahhh! I am- Ahhhnnn! I am coming, Big Mac! Do not stop, I beg you!" She sounded more exasperated than I'd ever heard her before. It was obvious I was givin' her more than she could handle, but I kept goin'. I was glad since it meant I could cum, too.

"Nnghhh... Where'd 'ya want it, 'yer... Hnnghh! 'Yer Higness?" My hips bucked into her more forcefully and it made her whole body lurch forward from the force each time. Her wings were all flared out. I'd done enough pegasi mares to know it meant they were at the peak 'a things. I leaned my head down and bit down on the joint right between her wing and her back; it was a real sensitive spot for ponies with wings.

She tried to answer me, but she started her convulsions before she could finish.

"I- Oh, moon, I am coming! Ahhhnnn!" She immediately gripped my rod tighter than ever and I felt each heavy throb of her orgasm as I kept thrustin' hard.

When she was 'bout halfway through her climax and I could feel her mare fluids spurt out against my leg, I felt the point of no return. Right when I was about to bust it, I slid my length out and pushed it down between her plot cheeks, using it to finish me off.

"Hnnnghhh! Ahhhh!" I groaned loudly right before my cum began to spurt out in big strings. It flew up and splattered all over her back. I even got some in her mane. I just hoped that wouldn't bother her much.

I wanted to see her plot covered in my seed, so I pulled back and hoofed myself as I shot the last few spurts of my cum against her ass. The white gooey cum on her dark blue royal ass was a beautiful sight and I could only imagine how it felt for her.

Her legs shook and her hips convulsed on their own as she came down from her orgasm. She used her front hooves to hold herself up on the window sill. Seeing all my seed covering her made me want to keep going, but I didn't dare force myself upon her again without her go-ahead. The memory of her alter ego was still fresh in my mind.

"H-How was that, 'Yer Highness...?" I panted from the intense orgasm I just had and dismounted her.

"Pretty fucking hot." My ears perked up. For a split second, I thought she actually said those words. I think it's pointless for me to say that they wouldn't have fit Luna at all. No, the voice came from behind me, and I recognized it a split second afterwards.

Our lovemakin' apparently woke Vinyl Scratch up. Then again, I can't see how it wouldn't have. She looked kinda drowsy as I turned, feeling ashamed that I was so exposed in front of her. I felt like I had been caught red-hooved. I stayed silent for the time being. How long was she watchin' us, anyway?

She got up from her love seat and threw her sheets off, stretching. Her mane was a mess but it actually suited her.

"Yo, Moonie. Where's that bottle of Buck Daniels you had?"

"Oh, good morning, Vinyl... It's in that cabinet below my nightstand." Luna's panting calmed down slightly and she stood back upright. I was surprised at how informal they were bein' with each other. It seemed like they were best friends or somethin, but I remembered when Luna was talkin' about her earlier. Apparently, they had a history of late night lovemakin'. That would make what just happened make more sense.

Vinyl found the bottle. It was half-empty and she looked kinda disappointed from it. Without warning, she screwed off the top and chugged some down like it was a jug of water.

"Woo!" She yelped from the strength of the whiskey, wiping her lips with her forehoof. "Much better! Now, what's goin' on here?"

She looked up and acknowledged me for the first time as my cock was still half-hard and dripping fluids onto the carpet. Her eyes instantly went down to it and it was easy to see her blush against her white fur.

"Damn, Moonie... Big Mac? You're tougher than I thought." She smirked and trotted over to us, throwing the bottle of Buck Daniels on Luna's bed with her magic. She inspected me all over.

"Y-Yes, well, I did say I fancied a well-hung stallion every once and a while." Luna grinned cutely and answered with a touch of embarrassment as her marehood let out a couple of throbs. Her fluids were still leaking down from it.

"Not bad, not bad... Hey, mind if I have sloppy seconds?" I felt Vinyl gripping my dick from underneath me and it made me bite my lip. I dunno if any of you are familiar, but if you've ever cum, 'ya get really really sensitive down there for a good while. That's how I was, so Vinyl doin' that sent a jolt through my lower body.

"Please, help thyself, Vinyl. B-Be careful, he is quite the hoof-full..." Luna giggled like a naughty young school filly.

"Yeah, no shit... What do you feed this thing, Big Mac?" She teased me and stroked me a little, looking me right in the eye; I gulped. I was too nervous and, honestly, a little afraid to return her gaze.

Luna and Vinyl in one night? This can't be happening... I thought to myself, starting to think this was all a dream.

I wasn't sure I had another in me, but Vinyl's cute little butt helped me perk up again as she walked over to the bed and patted it, silently telling me to have a seat and giving me the naughtiest look a mare had ever given me. Her butt wasn't as bubbly as Luna's but it was curvy and well-shaped. I felt like I could squeeze it all day with my hooves and never get bored.

"Vinyl is a bit more eager than I, but you will find her satisfactory, I assure you." Luna, soundin' kinda tired from our session, took the place of Vinyl on the love seat and laid on her back, turning her head to watch us.

"What she means to say is that I'm gonna fuck you silly, so you better show me what you got." Vinyl said with a cocky tone as I sat down next to her, my cock pointing up in the air again from the recent attention. I almost wanted to force myself on her just to show her what I could do.

"Holy shit, you're fucking huge..." Vinyl got down on the floor between my hind legs and started stroking me again.

Already, I could tell she was more of a giver than a taker. It didn't matter to me, though. I was kinda worn out from Luna anyway. I could use some rest and just let her do all the work.

"I don't know what Luna told you about me, but she was just a warm up." She leaned in and started sucking on one of my balls, looking at me from behind my cock.

"Nnnghh! Ahh..." I couldn't help but groan from her intensity. Her hoof was gripping me hard and stroking me really fast already.

"I'm the main course, so you better get ready, farm boy." She used her magic to bring the bottle of whiskey back over to her. Vinyl took a huge swig of it again. "Woo! Hot damn, that's the stuff!" With that, she tossed it aside once more and went back to sucking my balls even harder. It was as if the Buck Daniels was an energy drink for her.

I looked up at Luna who was sitting on the other side of the room, still observing. She gave me an assuring nod, as if to tell me that everything was alright.

Though, as she licked up my shaft and swirled her tongue around my head while still stroking my length hard and fast, I knew this mare would buck me until I couldn't move. Her aggressiveness was as obvious as a clown in a black and white newspaper. She was right. Luna was just a warm up. Vinyl would be an entirely different story.

Welp. I thought to myself and bit my lip, staring at this mare giving me the naughtiest and dirtiest blowjob I've ever received. This mare's gonna be the end of me...

I'd say the night was goin' pretty well so far, but at that point, that's when things started to get a little crazy for my taste. I'd heard rumors of how crazy ol' Vinyl was in bed.

I guess I was about to get a front row seat.

Chapter 3: Vinyl Gets Luna's Leftovers

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I thought Princess Luna would be all up 'fer watchin' us and every time I glanced up at her, she was leanin' forward on her love seat, watchin' us intently. Of course, I didn't have any doubt of my abilities in bed, but the feelin' of bein’ watched always... Well, it kept me back. I know it doesn't make sense since I just got through bangin’ her.

Vinyl just kept slurpin' away like a first class brothel employee on my cock. I felt bad for her; she was obviously wantin' me to pop as soon as she could get me to, but there weren't no way I was doin' it anytime soon. My endurance nonwithstandin', I just let go of a pretty big load all over Princess Luna. She'd have to do a lot more than just blow me. I waited there for her to finish so she could get on with more stuff that'd feel much better. Don't get me wrong, the blowjob was amazin’. Just didn't want her gettin' bored n' all.

When she got tired of bein' on her knees, she wrapped me up in her magic and pushed me back further on the bed on my back. It was quite impressive, really. I'm a pretty big stallion, so it must've been difficult for her unless she was better at telekenezits, or... Telekenarsis or whatever that word is, than I thought. Before I knew, she was crawlin' over me and lookin' down at me like I was a five star dinner about to be devoured.

She acted like she was gonna start ridin' me which I was lookin' forward to, but she turned around at the last second and put her plot right in my face, allowin' me to see her marehood clearly as her tail brushed against my face. It was already swollen and wet; I could tell she wanted it real bad.

"I'm still so tired... You mind if I have a seat?" She bit her lip and started to lower her butt down on my face. My first reaction was to protest, I didn't know whether or not I'd be able to breathe. "Your face looks real comfy..."

She was talkin' kinda differently than she did before in the sense that she was tryin' to be all seductive and such. It was kinda cute seein' somepony so tomboyish act so girly.

I didn't have time to say anythin' about it. Her butt was mashed into my muzzle before I could get a word out. My nose and my mouth were filled with her marehood. The smell of it bein’ so close triggered my boyish lust; I couldn't do anythin’ about it. The second I lifted my tongue out of my mouth to pleasure her, it was met with her sweetish-sour fluid and she let out a muffled moan as she slid my cock back in her mouth.

I reached up and took hold of her marshmallow tush in my hooves, spreadin’ them a little wider so I could at least breathe as I got to eat her out from beneath her. I started slow to warm her up; my tongue dragged and slipped over her slit back and forth and I eventually got used to the taste. It wasn't the best marehood I've tasted, but it definitely wasn't the worst ... But that's another story entirely.

Vinyl kept moanin' on my rod more and more as I started gettin' more progressive on her pussy. I wanted to show her that I was good with my mouth, too. I tried to see how much Luna was enjoyin' the view, but Vinyl's ass just wouldn't let me, she really was sittin' down on me with all her weight, wantin' me to do more. It was a miracle I could still breathe somehow.

She was takin' me all the way down to my base. It was amazin' enough that Luna could do it, but even more so with Vinyl since she was a bit smaller. They were the only two girls that could take my whole rod in their throat, and I got to play with 'em both in one night. Despite my hesitation, I really shouldn't feel anythin' other than gratitude.

When I started rollin' my tongue over her clit, her legs trembled against me in pleasure and her moans got even louder. I could tell I was doin' it right 'cuz she was gettin’ so distracted from suckin' me off. It had moved on from her leanin’ down and sittin’ on me; I was holdin’ her butt down and keepin’ her from rollin’ off. Even from underneath, I could always be dominant when I needed to. Vinyl eventually gave up suckin’ me off completely and let her moans ring out unhindered; she gripped my thighs tight to the point where it almost hurt and her throbbin’ was gettin' worse against my tongue.

I was real close to makin' her cum right then and there and I was determined to, but she rolled off of me nearly seconds before I thought she'd lose it and climax all over my face. She panted hard and I finally got to see again. Her magic floated the bottle of whiskey back over to her and she took another rather large swig from it before wipin’ her mouth with her forehoof whilst lyin’ on her side with her butt facin’ me.

"Holy shit Mac... You must do that a lot..." She panted and calmed herself down, which was weird since she didn't cum. I thought she'd want more and to be honest, I was hopin’ she'd ask for it because I couldn't keep my eyes off her ass. I was gonna take it soon enough whether or not she asked.

I mean, I ain't for rape n' all that, trust me. I just thought maybe she'd want somethin’ more forceful, so I took the liberty of gettin’ on my side and spoonin' her from behind, rubbin' my soakin' wet cock against her plot and wrappin’ one of my forelegs around her to pull her into me.

She giggled when I did that. It wasn't one of those girly frilly giggles, either. She was back to her normal tomboy attitude.

"Hey man, if you wanted more, all 'ya had to do was ask..." When she turned around to say that, she had a big naughty smirk on her face.

Her forehoof pressed on my chest and pushed me back onto my back before climbin’ back on top of me. It seemed to be the position she liked most. This time, though, she turned around and pressed her pussy to my cock reverse cowgirl style. It gave me a great view of her plot as my cock laid on my stomach, helpless as she slid her slit across the underside of my shaft to warm her back up.

I couldn't help but take a grab at her butt and pull her down a little more against me. I wasn't one 'fer wastin' time, though. The fear of my dick rippin’ her soft delicate pussy was nowhere to be found; I angled my cock up once she slid forward enough and prodded her entrance, eager to find out if it was better than Luna's. I kept it there for her to push down on whenever she was ready.

"Hey, if I start bleedin’ down there just keep goin' alright?" Vinyl turned her head around and licked her lips, pushin' down on my head a little.

"P-Pardon?" I was surprised, to say the least. Most mares I've been with wanna get out faster than a changelin' at a funeral whenever they felt pain; Vinyl seemed alright with it, though; maybe, she even enjoyed it. Either way, it wasn't like me to go against a mare's wishes and it wasn't like she couldn't just get off herself if it was too much since she had the dominant position.

My head popped inside her without warnin’ and it made me grunt from how tight she was.

Eeyup... Way tighter than Luna... I thought to myself; my suspicions were confirmed.

"Oh fuck!" Vinyl moaned just as loud as I grunted and she had to pause for a second to get used to me, which I didn't blame her for. Her head was tilted up to the ceiling and her eyes were closed so she could focus on the feelin’.

I was already throbbin’ hard inside her from how much her warm marehood was squeezin' me and in between my throbs, I felt her doin' the same. I didn't need to encourage her to go lower; she did so rather quickly, takin’ inch after inch of my shaft inside her until she stopped halfway down. When I felt a fleshy wall inside stop me from goin’ further, she gasped and moaned again, much more intimately this time. I could tell it was her womb and that I was only a slight thrust away from poppin’ inside it, but I think we both wanted to save that 'till later.

"Hmm... Very good, Miss Scratch. I am pleased." Luna spoke up, soundin' kinda tired. We'd started to forget she was there the whole time so it kinda startled me; when I looked over at her, she had baggy eyes like she was about to zonk out at any second.

Vinyl took my chin in her hoof and turned it back to face her butt, givin' me a look like she was in the middle of an orgasm before turnin' her head back around to brace her weight on my thighs. "Party's right here..."

With that, she began her ridin'. Understandably, it started slow. I would've been concerned if she went straight to fuckin’ because it might've torn the poor mare up, but seein’ this degree of restraint from somepony like Vinyl was... Unexpected. Not to insult her, but I thought she'd be used to this sorta thing.

"Ooohhh fuck... You're really churnin’ me up in there..." Vinyl let out a low groan; I saw just how much I was stretchin’ her when she moved her hips all the way up to my flared head, but she did tell me not to worry if she started bleedin', I guess...

Once she worked her way up and down my cock a few times and got used to the size, she sped up and made a bit of a rhythm. I couldn't help but push my hips up into her in sync. Her marehood was grippin' me like a stranglehold and it was so warm I thought she had a fever for a second. Each inch my cock slid through her walls was bliss to me and I could tell from her hard throbbin' on the inside that it was pushin’ her past her normal pace. I had to give her credit, though; she was one of the few mares that didn't climax the instant I pushed my cock all the way inside.

"Nnghh!" I groaned out of surprise when I felt somethin' tinglin’ my balls. It was really nice, but somethin' I'd never felt before. It wasn't 'till I looked up and saw that her horn was glowin' that I figured out she was usin' her magic to massage me down there. I only wish I had the same ability 'cuz I'd be rubbin' her clit with it since we started.

I wanted so badly to push up into her and make my cock fully disappear into her marehood and let my head fill up her womb. When she leaned back to rest her hands on my chest, still keepin’ up her motions, I was tempted more than ever. I had to resist the urge, though. Didn't wanna make her pop too early and make her lose this wonderful tightness she was givin' me.

"Ahnnn... Mmphhh your cock's so fuckin’ good..." Vinyl let loose some more moans and groans as my hooves naturally gravitated to her hips, grippin’ them tight.

I needed more. I knew there was no way I was gonna go all the way with her unless I got into her womb and I needed to find some way to get back my dominance in the situation. I got the idea, since it was practically my favorite position. I pushed her back upwards slightly so she didn't have an anchor on my chest, and then turned us over on our sides in the spoonin’ position again with my cock still inside her. I used my front leg to lift up her hind leg and finally got the satisfaction of pushin’ into her womb, makin’ me bite my lip and groan into her ear from the tight embrace. My muzzle was stuffed into the back of her mane. I was expectin’ some kind of deep relaxin’ female fragrance, but all I could smell was whiskey and sexual fluids. I guess it still wasn't the worst smellin' thing in the world. Her mane was real soft and it made me feel more intimate with her, anyway.

"Hahhnn!" Vinyl moaned loud enough for half the castle to hear when I did that, but I didn't let her rest. I'd given her enough time to do that.

Nope. It was my turn.

My hips began their motions, rollin' back and forth into her and slidin' my head in and out of her womb. I could feel her whole body tremblin' against me as she let out a girly yelp each time it happened. Since our faces were so close, I took the liberty of nibblin’ on her ear to tease her durin’ the encounter, somethin’ that most mares I've been with seemed to enjoy.

My shaft was goin’ further and further out before goin' in and after a few seconds, we were havin' full-on sex. My cock went all the way from havin' my head pull against her entrance on the inside to poppin' inside her womb. Granted it wasn't fast, but if there's anythin' I've learned from my endeavors with mares, it's that speed isn't always everythin'.

She held on to my upper leg like a newborn clutchin' its mother as she turned around and looked into my eyes sincerely for the first time. I never got a chance to admire how beautiful they were and it was then that I realized I wasn't just another booty call for her. She really meant it and she let me know by goin' in and kissin' my lips passionately while I kept fuckin' her.

"Mmphhhh..." I groaned into her mouth; her body was heatin' up faster than ever, probably spurred by the sudden romantic thing that just happened. Our little kiss quickly turned dirty when she started to open her mouth a little more and grind her tongue around mine over and over again.

The deeper and rougher I fucked her, the higher and more passionate her moans got in my mouth. Eventually, she quit usin' her lips altogether; we were just stickin' our tongues out and makin' 'em dance with each other like two hillbillies drunk at a rodeo.

"Ahhnn!" Vinyl was the first to break off from the tongue play and let out a real girly moan the second she did so. I could tell just by her face as she stared back at me that she was losin' her dominance from how good I was fuckin' her. "Fuck, I'm close... Hahn... Do me on my back!"

I grinned, convinced that I'd broken her dominance completely. I'd won; she was completely at my mercy now, which was just the way I liked it.

I would've tried to stay in to move her around, but I've had too many experiences of tryin' to keep it in and it failin' miserably when I tried to move around between positions. I played it safe and popped my head out, hopin' it'd give her a bit more stimulation to her clit as I flipped her onto her back and quickly mounted on top of her. I pulled her hind legs up and apart to give myself a more than generous openin’ and thrusted back inside. Meaningless to say, her pussy was practically a gapin’ wide hole at that point, so it didn't take much effort.

Her front legs reached up and wrapped around my neck, makin’ me ease down on her a little more as I resumed my thrusts. Our faces were only few inches apart and when I tilted my head to look down, I could almost see the bulge around her belly button where the tip of my cock was diggin' into her womb. I could feel her pantin’ breaths brush against my face, makin’ me smell more whiskey, but I bore through it. I was gettin' close anyway and I dunno about you, but bein' all intimate and close while havin' sex with a mare was always a turn-on for me. It just made me want to bust my load in her even more.

As I thrusted deeper and got back to the pace I was at before, I felt the thin fur on her belly brush against mine, further addin' to the whole intimate factor. I'm sure Luna was gettin' a good view from behind, but I was too focused to see for sure.

My hips were slappin' into her harder and faster than ever and it made her body rock up and down as I felt the all-too-familiar warm tingly sensation; I was about to burst any second.

Vinyl could tell, too, from the way my cock was throbbin' hard inside her and the way I was pantin’ and gruntin’ like a true stallion.

"Do it inside, Mac! Ahnn! Oh shit I'm gonna cum with you!" She said in a way that made her sound surprised. Apparently, she wasn't used to this level of satisfaction. I was able to give it to her, though; she looked like she really needed it.

"I'm cummin'!" I grunted out sorta loudly. I didn't usually like talkin' too much durin' sex, but I felt like she at least needed a warnin'. I had faith that she wouldn't have told me to pop inside her unless she were on the pill or somethin’ like that, so I didn't ask. It'd probably ruin the mood.

I went past the point of no return without lookin' back, pickin' up my speed for a few seconds while my cock started to feel like a water balloon bein’ filled up to the point of burstin’ with hot water.

Vinyl pulled my neck down completely so that I was lyin’ down on top of her, pushin' her down with all my weight and I used the movement to help push my cock all the way to her womb before poppin' inside.

We both kissed one last time and moaned like two horny lovers into each other's mouths and I felt my cock gettin' surrounded by my seed as my involuntary pumpin’ began. My hips jolted and thrusted back in quickly once or twice, but I just couldn't take it out; it felt too good. Vinyl's body was shiverin’ against me as she came too and her pussy helped ease my cum out by squeezin’ it tighter than ever. A splatter or two of her fluids spurted out the side and it dripped down my balls, soakin' 'em completely.

Her legs were wrapped around my waist and locked me in; even if I wanted to pull out, she wouldn't have let me.

After about a minute of bein’ stuck in the heavenly feelin' of sharin' an intense orgasm, I started to feel the familiar after-sex fatigue and rolled back to my side. She rolled with me, surprisingly. I guess it was so she could keep me inside her for just a little while longer.

It was kinda weird, though. I didn't take Vinyl 'fer the cuddlin'-after-sex type, but there she was, clingin' onto me like she was my lover or somethin'. It was kinda cute to say the least, even if I honestly had no interest in datin' her.

"Shit dude..." Vinyl took a few more deep breaths and appeared as if she were startin' to recover. "I guess the rumors about you were true. You really do fuck like an animal..."

"Heh... Y-You were, uh... Pretty good, too." I said pretty awkwardly, not really knowin’ what I should've said at the time in that situation.

I looked over my side, now that I finally had the chance, to see if Luna was still there. I grinned when I saw that she was, but asleep. She'd wrapped herself up in the blanket Vinyl was usin' earlier and snoozin’ pretty hard. I guess I really did wear her out like I guessed.

"Well, uh... I don't wanna break the mood, but we should probably bail. Her butlers come in here to clean up and stuff in the mornin’ and I really don't wanna be here for that." Vinyl groaned and rolled off of the bed slowly, gettin' back on all fours. I could tell she was havin’ some trouble standin’ at first from the ruttin' I gave her, but she seemed to handle it pretty well after a few seconds. "Especially if Celestia comes in to check on her... Shit, we'd be in so much trouble..."

"I didn't really take 'ya for the mare that cared about gettin’ in trouble." I smirked and teased her. My first priority was to find some sort of towel to dry off my fluids before I went out and when I looked back at her, Vinyl was a step ahead of me. She'd found a small dark blue bath towel and was wipin’ between her hind legs with her magic and before I could ask, she threw another one at my face. I caught it just in time and went right to work scrubbin' my shaft that was already halfway back in its sheath.

"Smart-ass..."


"So how'd you get there anyway? I mean she usually just booty-calls me when she needs it, but I never really got a formal invitation before..." Vinyl took a puff of her cigarette in the somewhat chilly night air and blew it out. I tried now to inhale when she did it.

"Eeyup. Sent some bat pony with a summons."

We were walkin’ at a pretty slow pace, which was understandable given what we just got finished doin'. There were hardly any ponies out and about given that it was past midnight. It was kinda peaceful, really, mostly quiet and such. I never really went to Canterlot that many times but I had to think it wasn't usually like that.

The train station wasn't that far away. Neither of us had tickets and I sure as silver didn't have any bits to pay for one, either. I was startin' to think gettin' a hotel was the way to go.

"Really? That's sweet. I bet that makes 'ya feel pretty important and all. She usually just sends me a text or whatever."

"A text? Y-You mean like a letter?" I didn't really know what she meant. Maybe the alcohol was makin' her a little woozy up in the noggin.

"Pfft, really? You don't know what a text is?" Vinyl looked at me like I was from the stone age and I guess I couldn't really criticize her for it. She pulled out a fancy lookin' device from her saddlebag and showed it to me. It had this weird glass-lookin' thing on the front that lit up and had writin’ all over it. "Letters usually take too long so when she needs me, she just sends me a message on here..." She was pushin' buttons left and right with her magic faster than I could keep up. It was startin' to make my head hurt. "Like that. And then it just sends to me instantly."

"Oh... That's some fancy stuff 'ya got there..." I honestly wasn't all that interested in all that fancy electronic junk. A good ol' paper in the mail always did the trick for me and my family.

"It's just a phone. Geez, you farm guys really do live off the land, dont'cha? Do you really just use letters to communicate and stuff?" She said it like she was a time traveler one hundred years in the future, but it was odd since the farm life was all I ever knew.

"Eeyup."

"Oh hey, that reminds me. I know you guys live in Ponyville, too, so..." It was the first time that night I truly sensed embarrassment off her. "Uh... If you ever wanna hang out again or just chill, lemme know. Or..." She nudged me and teased while we walked. "If you ever get all hot and bothered again, I'm not that far away. I think it's just down the main road in the center of town when you come out of Sweet Apple Acres."

I choked on my words 'cuz she was basically givin' me a booty call in the future. I mean, I didn't wanna be rude and say no. Besides, it'd give me a bit of an outlet so I wouldn't have to take out my eh... Frustrations on Applejack.

"A-Alrightie then..."

Vinyl sighed as we got closer to the train cars, lookin' up at the star-painted sky above. "You're welcome to come crash at my place tonight, too. I just got some real wicked hash that I haven't tried yet and I kinda don't wanna do it myself."

The thought of gettin’ high on... Well, whatever hash was, didn't interest me at all and my family was probably worried sick about me as is, given the hour.

"Nah, thank'ya... B-But I'll be sure to come by if I need anythin'." I gave her the most convincin' smile I had to make her believe that I was bein’ sincere.

"Ah, man. That's cool. I didn't really take 'ya for a hash smoker, anyways. But, yeah." We both got onto the train for Ponyville, findin’ it rather quickly since it was one of the main transits goin’ out from Canterlot. The assistants took one look at Vinyl and let us both in. I guess it's who you know... "Thanks for tonight. Luna's great and all, but every once and a while I need a good dick in my pussy." She said crudely and chuckled.

That's funny... I remember Luna sayin' somethin similar... I thought to myself, smirkin' at the irony.


Long story short, I eventually got back to the ol' farm. I didn't have a watch or anythin' on me but I guessed it was well past midnight. I just hoped I didn't still smell of sex; I couldn't really tell 'cuz of the breeze. My legs were all achy from all the sex I had and the multiple times I came were really startin' to catch up to me. I knew I'd be out like a light the second I laid my head down on anythin' soft.

"And just where the hay have you been?" Applejack was leanin' against the house on the front porch, lookin' at me like I ran away from home for hours which wasn't that inaccurate of a description, really. To be honest, I saw her from a long ways off; I was just pretendin' I didn't see her.

"Uh..." I scratched the back of my head nervously as I stepped up on the porch, meetin’ her skeptical eyes. "I was just helpin' out Luna and all. You know, the summons?" I tried to act dumb knowin' it wouldn't work anyway. Applejack could see right through somepony when they were lyin'.

She sniffed the air; I was doomed. If there was even a whiff of sex on me, she'd be able to smell it now that I was on the porch and the wind was dyin’ down. She just looked at me like she was a detective interrogatin’ a suspect.

"'Ya sure 'ya weren't just out there bangin' mares? You smell kinda funny."

I gulped and if it weren't for my naturally red fur, she'd be able to see me flush in the face a little. It was pointless to keep goin’ with whatever story I was comin' up with on the spot. Along with her bein' able to sense out lyin', I wasn't good at lyin' to begin with.

It was best to just come clean.

"S-She uh... N-needed some help... 'Ya know..." I tried to make the suggestion clear enough without bein' too crude.

"Oh, is that all? Shoot, that was mighty neighborly of 'ya." Applejack lost her suspicious tone all at once. If she had any reservations 'bout what I did, she was at least hidin' it like a pro. She put on a smile and turned around to open the screen door to the house and I couldn't help but be surprised at how quickly she picked up on the hint. I guess mares really are good at that kinda stuff. "Come on inside and get some rest, you gotta long day tomorrow."

What surprised me the most wasn't that she was okay with me goin' out and bangin' a mare without tellin' her, it was that I did it with Princess Luna and somehow she didn't seem to mind or think ill of me whatsoever. But, she left it at that. Never really brought it up again until Vinyl called me up 'bout a week later, but that's another story for another time.

Anyways, sorry for all the lewdness. I just had to vent somehow. I'm writin' all this 'bout a week after it happened, so I apologize if the details were a bit off.

Hope 'ya enjoyed. That is, for whoever ends up readin' this. If not, please don't tell the rest of my family.


With truth and sincerity,

~Big Macintosh~