I'm here to bring da WAAAGH!!!. Oh sorry about that don't know what came over me, I guess that happens when you have been turned into an ork. But at lest I have some friends... I'm not even sure I would even call them that.
I have no idea what happened or how I got here all that I do know is I'm in a world full of talking horses.
Ya I thought I was crazy to or dreaming, but then stuff happed some blue horse with a horn and wings is after me. Not only that the ones with horns have magic!. Well good thing I live in this forest then.
One thing that keeps bugging me is how these three little horses, how in Gork an' Mork name do they keep finding me!?.
I was loving the sify con once I walked in side to see all the cool stuff there. Not only that but I was dressed up as one of my favourite race from warhammer 40k. I was a Ork Warboss I had over sized shoulder pads with foam spikes all over them. I had a over size mask that added to help me look like a ork with it over size jaw and teeth. On top of that on my head was a helmet with two long horns sticking out of the sides of it. I had a ork gun known as a big shooter it was made out of bits and bobs, it looked like it had two barrels attached together.
One barrel looked like a machine gun the one under it was a flam thrower. I even had black boots with cardboard spikes on them to I also painted them red along with my make shift armour of cardboard and foam. To top it all off I even had a cardboard chopper on my back. The big shoota has a strap around it so I could hang it over my shoulder when I get tired of holding it.
I was enjoying my self I always like dressing up but sadly the one thing missing from my outfit was a powerclaw. I sigh to myself as I lumber around looking at what around and taking some poses for people who wanted a picture with me. I even got to play some new video games that was not out yet. I then notice some guy who was arguing with a man dressed as that creepy guy from resident evil, what was that guy name again?.
I then saw the man who was arguing pick up what looks like a powerclaw but the man who was selling the thing try and take it back. Wait, is that guy trying to steal in the middle of a convention!?. I walk up to them but the both of them lose their grip on it and it slides along the floor right up to my feet. I blink as I look at it, this thing looked almost real I picked it up and put my left hand in side of it. I then saw the man who was arguing was given something and walk away.
I walked up to the stall owner and hold up the powerclaw that was on my left arm. "Can I buy this or do you want it back?." I asked.
The guy was giving off all kinds of warning bells going off inside my head as if I should stay as far away from this man and run as far as I can. Then the guy eyes lit up when he saw the prop on my arm at lest I think it a prop?. I then reach up to pull it off only it was stuck, what the hell?. No matter how hard I pulled it I can't seem to get the damn thing off!.
"What the hell it won't come off!." I then heard the stall owner laughing.
I looked up from the claw to look at him to ask what was so funny but the way he looked at me it scared me. I watched as he looked off some where else then back at me and when he spoke my god he even sounded like the guy from the game. "Thank you stranger, but we don't take back once a item as found it proper place."
The next thing I knew I was falling.
I groaned as I open my eyes and found I was face down in the mud. Well that just perfect I think to my self as I reach out with my right hand to wipe my face clean but something felt wrong. I could feel my face but it wasn't right it felt just wrong as I run my large fingers over my eye brow. Wait, my fingers were never this large?!.
I quickly get up on my feet and get a hold of a tree next to me to help me up but I didn't feel my hand grab the tree. I did however hear the sound of wood snapping and when I looked my powerclaw hand already sink in to it. My god the thing was real now... Once I was standing my body everything about it felt wrong I then reached up to rub my face and that when I felt it. My jaw was huge but not only that but my teeth were now large fangs and tusks sticking out of my mouth.
"Bloody ell I'm an ork, wait wat da I even zound like one?!." I said to myself.
Okay let calm down and think about this I must be dreaming ya that it this is all just one big dream. I must of not had enough to drink and passed out. Yeah that it this is all just one big dream or something. I then looked at my big shoota and my jaw hang open no longer was it mash of bits and bobs hold together by glue and duck tape. It was now a real working gun and flam thrower. This got me thinking as I walk up to it I then pulled out my chooper that was on my back and good lord was that thing looked deadly!. I put the blade away and pick up the gun and grin if this was a dream then I could do whatever I want!.
"Time ta 'eve some fun me thinkz." Good lord I got to stop talking like that!.
I take it back there was nothing fun about walking in a forest in the mud and being hungry. I mean this was supposed to be a dream for crying out load. As my belly rumbled I was starting to think more and more this was not a dream. I then notices the lack of any animals I could hear them but not see them.
"Zog me, what an Ork got ta do to get some food around 'ere?" I say to myself as I start to play with my big shoota, the thing I was playing with was the flame thrower part. Some how I could use my powerclaw how did this work no idea ork logic was it works coz it should. I then hear nothing.
I look around with my red eyes scanning for anything that moved saying to myself. "Dat never a good sine..." I carefully aim my weapon in to the forest making sure to look to my sides and behind my self so nothing sneck up on me. I heard the sound of bush rustling to my left and slowly point my weapon at it, things were tenses as I get ready for whatever could jump out. Maybe it was a tyranid? or another ork, it could even be any number of the warhammer 40k races. I then saw it jump out it was a...
"Chicken-lizard?" It took me some time for my mind to process this.
It was a chicken with lizard scales and even a tail, only the things head looked like a chicken the rest did. The damn thing even had some kind of webbed wings like a bat. However what was on my mind was not how strange it looked or what the hell could of happened to make it look like that. To me it was food and I was hungry, the Chicken-lizard didn't even get the chance to look my way before it body was torn to pieces. The sound alone made all the birds in the forest fly away like crazy once my new food was dead I smiled to myself and walked up to the thing. There was one draw back after shooting it their was nothing left but it tail.
"Aww crap, dar hardly anything left... Oh well better then nothing I guess" I picked up the tail started to make my self a fire.
It was easy really when you have a flamethrower on hand. I just got a bunch of sticks together and set fire to the thing. I then got out my chooper out and try to get the skin and descale the tail not as easy as they make it out in all those cooking shows. I then stuck the tail on a stick then watched it as it was cooking over a fire. I may not no anything about living in the wilds but the one thing I do know how to do was cook. Once it was ready I just ait it in one bite bones and all.
"Wasn't much of a mouth full but better then nothing I guess" I grumbled to myself.
I sighed as I sit under a tree next to my fire maybe I should take a nap ya get some rest and sleep that will do me some good. I close my eyes and take calm breaths as I start to relax I then start to hear the birds again it was a nice feeling. Hearing the sounds of the forest around me, I always did like walking in forests. That was until I heard a scream, I bolted for my big shoota and looked around to where the sound came from. Then I heard it again it sounded like kids crying for help.
"Aww zog me it about time I found someone ta talk to" I raced off in to the forest to hopefully help someone who could help me in this mess.
I jumped out through a bush take a deep breath and yelled with all my will. "WAAAGH!!!" The things I apparently roared at where some kind of wooden dog's?. Whatever I then started shooting the bloody hell out of all of them the only sounds you could hear was the roar of my machinegun and my own laughing.
"Dakka!, Dakka!, Dakka!. Yoos got nothing on da ORKS!" I yelled. I got ta stop talking like dat... Oh grate now I'm thinking it!.
Once it was all over I saw at lest five dead wooden dogs on the floor of the forest. There was nothing left but sticks wait. I held my big shoota in my powerclaw and started to look in to one of the body's. They were made of nothing but sticks and wood!?. I rubbed my head or helmet as I try and think this over I never heard of wooden dogs before or Chicken-lizard's.
"Just where in da Gork an Mork am I?" I say to myself as I look around.
I then hear something in one of the trees I held my big shoota in both hands at the ready to shoot the next thing that pops out until I hear a voice that sounded like a little girl?.
"Are the timberwolves gone Applebloom?" I blinked at the voice in the tree, I waited quietly as I heard not one but three voices in the tree.
"I don' know Sweetie belle, maybe they ran off after hearing whatever that was" This kid sounded like she came from taxes or something. I've never been over sea's before so I wouldn't know.
"Look guys let just make a brake for it I mean I'm sure they all ran off after all those... whatever made all that noise. I'm sure it safe now" I could not help but rise a eyebrow at this. Wow they acted like they've never heard of a gun before.
I was getting sick of them hiding in the tree so I called out to them. "Oi yoo alright up da?" Oh my god it was getting worse. I put my big shoota over my shoulder and rub my face how was I going to deal with kids looking like this?.
"Their somepony out there, girls we're saved!" Yelled one of the voices.
"Wait Sweetie belle stop moving like that, You're going to make us fall!" I rise my eyebrow again as I cross my arms what did they mean some pony?. Are the girls playing some kind of game?.
"No I'm not!, your the one pushing me" I groaned at this as I put my hand over my face.
"Girls stop we're going to!" I then heard a snap and three screams. I rushed over with out thinking and catch three small forms as they fell into my over size arms.
I let out a sigh as I held three small body's in my large arms not only that but giving the tree they were hiding in a good dent with my helmet. I turned and rested my back to the tree then said this. "Dat was to close ya could of got hurt" And when I looked down to see if the three small children were okay. What I saw was three small horses that looked like something out of a colouring book.
"Wat?" I mean what?, I just blinked at them. They can't be form where the voices came from right I mean they must be a kids toys right. That when I saw next was all there eyes start to watering then the little white one with the pink and purple mane talked. "Please don't eat us Mr monster" My eyes just rolled In to the back of my head and fainted.
I ground as I held the bridge of my nose as I started to wake up. What a strange dream, I dreamt I was turned into an Ork. I slowly opened my eyes to see my hand… It was large and green. Okay never mind I was still dreaming.
“Look girls the monster waking up!” I heard a young voice yell. When I looked to the one who was yelling, it was the small orange horse with a purple mane… And it was holding a stick in it hooves?
“Carefull Scootaloo, it could be dangers.” Said the the yellow horse with a ribbon in it red mane. I blinked at them before shaking my head. This can’t be real, I’m still dreaming I have to be dreaming. I kept shaking my head and trying to wake up. But they were still there!?
“Girls, I think we should have gone home before this thing decides to eat us.” Applebloom said looking to the white one who I found was looking at my boot.
“Wow, you have really big hooves.” Said, Sweetie Belle? If I remembered right. I just looked at them as they started to talk about something to do with cutie marks? I didn’t really understand it myself. I slowly get up and make sure my big shoota and choopa was on me.
I then decided to do the universal greeting, hope watching all those transformers movies pay off here. “Ba Weep Graagnah Weep Ni Ni Bong.” I said and all three look at me. It sounded really odd to me with a ork voice.
“What?” Asked all three and I sighed at this. Okay time for plan B.
“Never mind, look I’z want ta know where da zog am I?” I asked in my broken speech. It was really hard to talk nomaly for some reason. “An wat arrs yoo’z, little horses?”
“Hey that rude! We’re pones.” Said Applebloom. I had a really hard time believing that. Ever I was high or they’re aliens. But on the other hand I could be seen as the alien.
“Watevers, I’m goin.” I then started to walk off only for one of them to ask me something as I’m trying to leave.
“Wait! Do you have a name?” Asked Sweetie Belle. I let out a growl that made her friends back away from me but not her. What the hell, it couldn’t hurt could it?
“My name Tom. An I’z a Ork.” I answered, getting the small unicorn to smile and then she ran up to my leg and tried to hug me. The funny part she couldn’t even reach up past my boot, or wrap her small front legs around my ankle.
“Say Mr Tom, could you help us get home?” Ask Sweetie Belle looking up at me with those large eyes. I then saw her two friends were doing the same thing… “Awww, Zog it…”
I agreed to take the three small ponies home. It didn’t help that I was just as lost as they were. Come to think of it, how was I going to get them home? I had all three ride on my shoulders seeing as they were to small to keep up with my larger stride.
The one called Scootaloo Setting on my left shoulder was asking about my Killer claw. Where Applebloom was setting on my right, and kept asking me about where I came from. Sweetie Belle was setting on my helmet on my head. I was glad she wasn’t joining in on the ask twenty questions that her friends were doing. I let out a deep sigh as I kept walking.
“So Mr Tom, why do you talk like that?” Asked Applebloom. I really didn’t want to talk to them, I just wanted to drop them off and find somewhere to live.
“It orky, dat why.” I replied as I kept walking until I saw a path in the middle of the woods. “Ha ha! Da we go, found da path. Now we’z can get to where yooz live, no trouble.” I just hope the town… Ponies, are as friendly as these kids.
Come to think of it how was I going to get home, and become human again? That and a number of other questions stopped once we reached the edge of town. As soon as I put the three little ponies down, all hell broke loss. There was screaming and yelling something about a monster. Oh… Oh they're talking about me. Before I can say anything something fast zipped past and Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom were gone.
“Wat?” I asked myself looking at where they used to be only to then get hit in the face by something. After cleaning my face and licking my lips, it was apple pie? It was really good! I didn’t even care that someone throw it at me.
“Alright the girls are safe from the monster!” I heard someone yell. What? I then looked to who said that and saw, six horses. Two of them had wings and two of them had horns. Where did they come from? “Now let’s kick this monster out of town!” Yelled the blue pony with wings, wait. Why is it mane and tail rainbow colored?
I ducked out of the way of the blue one as she flied past my head. I then saw the ones with horns shooting laser beams at me!? “Zog this I’m out!” I yelled as I turned around and ran for my life. I looked back and saw the pink one had a cannon!? That made me want to run even more! They then started chasing me until I lost them in the forest.
Once I was sure they couldn’t find me, I let out a sigh in relief. “Well, da go my hopes dat da friendly.” I said to myself as I started my long task of looking for something to eat again. This was going to be a long day.
I finally found some food! I wasn’t much of a big fan of fish but it was better than nothing. I was just happy to find this river and find fish that was big enough to feed me. I smiled with a full belly and not a care in the world. Nothing could go wrong now.
“Not Good, not good, not good!” I said as I ran through the forest. Some crazy blue horse with wings and a horn showed up. Then started attacking my fishing spot. I could of shot it with my big shoota, but I didn’t want to make things worse for myself. So I followed one of the many ork tactics. “Leg it!”
“Come back and face us fal beast!” Yelled the blue horse thing, yeah right. Like I was going to turn around and fight that thing. I may look like an Ork but I’m not stupid! Also I can run faster then it can fly. At least I hope I can.
I skid to a stop at a river, a fast flowing river. It looked deep, there was no telling if I could swim in this body of mine or sink like a rock. I didn’t have time to think about this as a explosion sent me flying into the water.
The world span around me as I was being carried away. I hit some rocks on the way, I did manage to reach the bottom. And when I did I jumped up to take a gulp of air before my heavy body pulled me back under again. I thought I was going to drowned, when my power claw grabbed onto something.
I didn’t question it as I pulled myself up and thanked gork and mork once my head was out of the water. I gasped for air as I pulled myself up the rock that saved my life. After getting my breath back I looked around for the blue horse. I saw no sign of it. “Thank Zog for dat.” I said resting on the stone.
It was night fall and I was hungry. I was just glad I didn’t lose any of my stuff. Walking through the forest was not what I had in mind. If I wasn’t attacked by that blue horse I would have made camp by that river by now.
I used my choopa and power claw to cut my way a path through the trees and other plant matter. I was still soaked, as soon as I find some shelter I’m making a fire and warming up. I cut the limb off a tree saw something impressive. It was a ruined castle.
It didn’t look like much but I know where I’m living now. “Thank Gork for dat, I didn’t want ta be sleeping in da bushes.” I say, as I grab some of the wood and ran to the castle. Until I saw the bridge to get to it.
“Yeah, dar no way I’m crossing dat.” I said as I looked for another way to the castle. Lucky for me I found some stares. After a long walk down and back up again, I at last reach the castle once inside I saw there was a big hall way. Like a throne room or something. I saw two throne’s one white with a sun on it and the other blue with a moon on it.
“Right let's start a fire and find a room to stay in.” I said to myself as I started walking around. It was a little of a tight squeeze, as of how big I was. I find one room that could fit me. Once i was settled in I started a fire going. I even took off my armor and clothes, I hanged them up to dry by the fire. And to my luck I saw a fish drop out of my pocket! “Spot of luck da!” I said with a smile, it must of fell in when I was being carried down the river.. I started cooking the fish over the fire. I looked at my power claw and thought to myself. “Wonder if I can take dis apart?”
I also have to work on not talking like that. Once I ate my fish I pulled up some old banners and anything else to sleep on and went to sleep.
“WAAAGH!” I yelled scaring off everything in the forest around me. This has been going on for the past three days. The wooden wolves kept trying to attack me and I keep killing them. I was getting sick of it, then found out a good yell of Waaagh! Scare them off. The only bad news is it let everything else know where I am.
I’ve managed to get by with fish and hunting food. But I was starting to miss the simple things in life, like cake. And eggs with a roasted pork and a side of tomatoes. That sounds really good right about now. But I was forced to stay in the forest. As I’ve found out on the top of the castle there was nothing but flat land all around this one forest. Good news was if a army was coming I could see them. Bad news was I couldn’t leave with someone seeing me.
“How I’z sapost ta get out of dis mass?” I asked myself as I look for food. Along the way I saw I was getting close to that horse town. I was going to turn back until I saw all those apple trees. Oh they looked so nice and red. I licked my lips as I saw them, then I had an idea.
I left to get my new home ready, even made some sacks out of the leftover banners in that throne room. I waited until it got dark and a couple of hours. I then waited for all the lights in town to turn off before making my move.
I first started walking into the town, I carefully made my way around. Kind of funny seeing as how big I was. I looked in the windows of different shops to see what I needed. I looked at my power claw then at the small wooden door… On zog it. I thought as I tried to be careful and not make any loud sounds. My power claw carefully dig into the wood of the door, I cringed at the sound of wood braking. I carefully pulled my power claw back and the door came off with a loud snap!
I froze as I looked around the sleepy town. And sighed in relief when no one heard me. I put the door down and had to get on my hands and knees to reach in side. I grabbed some paint and some what looked like fabric and stuffed it into my sack.
Before moving on to over shops and talking stuff from there. Out of all the shops I looted none of them had food in them. Well, apart from that cake shop. I left a sorry note by painting it on the wall of the shop. I then made my way back to the farm, time to get me some apples!
***Rainbow Dash.***
I yawned as I enjoyed my rest, I walked out of my cloud house and fly into the air. Doing some tricks on the way to ponyville. The sun was shining the sky was clear. Yes today was going to be a good day.
“What happened to my store!?” I heard somepony yell. As the brave mare that I was and awesome. I flue down to get a better look, it also looks like I’m not the only one. Everypony in ponyville was out looking at the damages to all the stores and wears.
“Why would anyone break into a store for quills and sofas?!” Sobbed one pony, The stallion must be the one who owns it or something. I was about to go look for Twi to see if she knows anything. I bet it was that monster that was trying to eat Scootaloo and her friends! Oh I’m going to kick it flank when I see it again.
I then made my way to sugarcube corner and saw Pinkie Pie standing outside the cakes shop and home looking at it. I fly down to see how my friend was doing. Having the only place in town that must of been like a second home to her wrecked must of sucked.
“Are you okay Pinkie?” I asked, only to get a smile and a nod. “Are the cakes okay?”
“Yeaparouny! Cakes are fine, I mean the pony cakes not the cake’s cakes. Sure a lot of cakes are gone now but the one who took them left a note!” Pinkie replied with a smile. I was confused when she said they left a note. Pinkie then pointed at the side of the cake shop she was looking at. I could not believe what I was seeing. It was something written in paint. But I had a hard time reading it. “It say, Sorry for taking all your cakes. But I didn’t have any money to buy them with, also I was attacked by some horses in town a few days ago. Sorry for braking in, I’ll make it up to you next time I come over. The cakes are really good!”
I just stared at Pinkie as she smiled at me. I mean sure Pinkie an odd mare, but this monster left a sorry note? What kind of monster leaves a sorry note?
“Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie!” I heard Twilight call out as she ran over to us. I saw the way she was running with Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy. AJ didn’t look happy. “Girls we believe the monster we met a few days ago did this!”
“What makes you say that?” I asked. I think it was really obvious it was the monster.
“Because we’re all standing in his footprints.” Pinkie replied jumping around us. I looked down and saw just how big this things footprint was. I was glad I wasn’t on the ground when we had that fight with it. It looks like it could step on a pony, if it really wanted to.
“But I thought Luna chased that critter off, That thing stole apples from my farm and took one of the pigs and a chicken!” Shouted Applejack. I didn’t get why it would take one of her animals unless. Ewww, don’t tell me the monster going it eat them?!
“I’ll send the news to the princess maybe they can find some way to keep the monster out of town.” Twilight added, I saw Spike run up gasping for air. Poor little guy wasn’t built for running with short legs like that.
“And after the princesses show up we’ll kick that monster flank!” I said with hoof pump in the air. Oh yeah I was ready for monster kicking round two!
***Tom pov Castle of the two sisters.***
I was never more happy then I was right now. I had everything I need now to live in this forest. But the best part was I had CAKE! “Oh Gork dis iz good.” I said with a smile as I started eating another cake. I looked at the chicken that was in a box next to me as it clucked at me. I broke up some bits of cake and dropped it into the box and smiled as the chicken started eating the cake.
“Maybe I should start a small farm in dis castle.” I asked myself as I took a apple and ate it whole. The Pig I got I left it in the garden in the back of the castle. He was making himself right at home back there. I was planning to eat him, until it looked up at me. I just couldn't do it. I mean it one thing to eat meat, it another to kill it yourself.
After this I was planning to have a look around the forest and see what I can find. Who knows, I may find someone to talk to out here. I then decided to take a nap, I mean no one out here who knows where I-
“Cutie mark crusaders! Monster catchers!” Yelled three voice that made me fall over and ended up with half my loot falling on top of me. I got out of the mass to find in the doorway was the three little horse-no wait, ponies standing there. “Ummm, you okay Tom?” Asked Applebloom.
“How did yars find me?” I asked blinking at them confused. That was a good question, how did they find me without something trying to eat them by now? Better question, what are they doing here!?
“Oh sweet you have cake!” Yelled Scootaloo as she ran over to eat some. I stop her by picking her up.
“No cake, tell me wat ar yooz, Sorry. What are you doing here.” I asked trying to not talk like a ork. I don’t know why it was hard to do that.
“We went looking for the monster that took all of Ponyville stuff to get our. Cutie mark Monster cashers! But seeing as it just you I guess we won’t get our cutie marks.” Said Sweetie Belle. I sighed and put Scootaloo down as I rubbed my face. This was the last thing I need.
“Go home.” I told them for the fifth time but these three little ponies didn’t seem to understand. No matter where I went in the castile they followed, like little ducklings. Following a dog from the park.
“But we want to know more about you, maybe we can help get everyone in ponyville to not attack you. Maybe even help you send you back home.” Said Sweetie Belle. It was sweet and all but this was something they didn’t need to worry about. Besides I had some ideas I wanted to try, I was going around the castile collecting everything made of metal.
“What are you doin’?” Asked Applebloom. As I grabbed another suit of armour and stuffed it into the sack I was carrying. I wanted it to be a surprise, should I tell them what I’m up to?
“It un surprise.” I replied, giving them a toothy grin, I’m going to build a track. One problem, I needed a forge. Or something to melt down all this metal, and a lot of help.
Once I piled all the metal in the throne room, I realized I needed more metal. And I doubted I’d get enough metal from that small town. I looked down at the three some ponies as they were playing with one of the pony suits of armour.
“Oi, do yooz know werez I can find a lot of metal?” I asked them. Sweetie Belle, Applebloom and Scootaloo looked up at me and then looked to each other. I guess now that I asked they were having a good long think about it.
“No.” They all said as one. Lot of good that does me. I thought to myself before pulling a loaf of bread out of my pocket and eats it with one bite. “Why don’t you use magic?” I stopped what I was doing and looked at them.
“Wat?” I asked in surprise, oh now I realized what that blue horse was doing when attacking me. Those were not lazers, those were magic blast! “How it work?” I asked as they all smiled at me.
“We’ll get you a book about it. I’m sure Twilight has one!” Said Sweetie Belle as she and her two friends run off. I scratched my head as I had a think about this, I went back to my loot and had a look at all the bits and pieces before pulling out a egg whisk.
“Hmmmm, dis gives me an idar.” I said as I get to work, grabbing random bits and metal. I even found a cd player and a toaster… I won’t question how it ended up there, I wasn’t even sure what I was doing. All I knew was I was going to build something.
I still wasn’t sure what I made, or if it even worked. I didn’t even know what it could do. “I need some sleep.” I groaned rubbing my face. I went to my room and lay down then put my large feet up. “Maybe after a kip I’ll figure out what that thing duse.”
After closing my eyes I found sleep came easy to me. I then started to dream, it was of my old life as I worked on a car. It was a old one, I really liked the bettile. No matter how old that car get’s it always had a special place in my heart.
My dream then took me to a strange place, looked like a city. Not one I’ve seen before how strange. It was the middle of the night, there stars were out and so was the moon. “Wow. That a beautiful night tonight.” I said to myself looking up at the night sky.
“You find my night beautiful?” Asked a woman voice, wait…
I slowly turned to face who was here with me to see, the blue horse who was trying to kill me before! She was smiling and gave me a quick kiss on the lips before giggling. I did the only thing I could think of scream and run! I then felt pain.
I woke up later rubbing my head, I opened my eyes to see I somehow had run into a wall. “Dat just what I’z needed, add sleepwalking to being stuck ‘ere.” I grumbled before getting up. That was the strangest dream I have ever had. I decided to forget about the blue horse for now.
“Time ta find me some scrap.” I get up and started to get my things, also the new weapon… Or whatever the hell it was, the sun was setting. Time to get a train, and maybe some food if I find any.
Good news was I found the train tracks, bad news was it looked like no trains were traveling at night. So I followed the tracks for awhile, I also get out my new camo and put it around myself. I just hope the ork logic of if it purple it means a ork invisible. I know it sound stupid but I’m in a world of talking ponies so, yeah I’m willing to give it a try.
It must of been hours for the amount of time I was walking. But I did see a train, it looked like they were having trouble with the engine. I waited and made sure to stay out of sight, as the two horses, were working on something.
First things first, I needed to know how many was on this train before. I fix said train and scrap it once reaching that forest.
“To bad we broken down here instead of ponyville. Atliast there we could get some help.” Said the one with the horn on it head. Oh that bad, they can shoot magic.
“Yeah, come on. We can rest in the passenger cart until help show up in the morning.” Replied the older horse without a horn. I watched as they took their lanterns and headed into the train. I waited until the lights went out before going over to the train.
“Now dan, wat wrong with ya?” I asked in a whisper as I opened the compartment and took a look inside. Everything looked fine, apart from one damaged coge. I narrowed my red eyes at it and stop myself from growling. I managed to replace the coge, after finding a replacement for it. Now came the next part of my plan, what to do with the two sleeping talking horses…
I looked at my arm, and it huge muscles. I looked back at the train car trying to add up how much it weighed in my head. I could pull off a wooden door with easies. I went around unlocking the car from the train and the other passenger cars. Then carefully as I could lifted it off the tracks.
It was heavy but I could carry it for a little while. I placed it down and then made my way back to the train, to push it into place with the other train cars. Once I locked them, I looked back at the train car with the sleeping horses in it. Then sighed to myself.
“I can’t just leave dam like dat…” I looked at the train and sighed, as I began the slow task of pulling the train and it cargo of traincarts away. I checked first to make sure there was no one else on the train. Didn’t need someone to see me and start shooting magic at me when I’m in the middle of taking the train part.
Once it was out of the way, I walked back to the train car and picked it up again. Then slowly put it back down on the tracks. I looked at it and smiled at my handy work. I then headed back to the train, once I get there. There was a problem, he was to big to fit inside of it… “Crap…”
***Next day. Twilight pov.***
“Twilight wake up!” I heard Spike shout at me, I slowly opened my eyes and found a book under my hooves. Did I fall asleep studying again? Then I remember, that right I was looking for any information on this big green monster! I was about to get back to work when I noticed Spike looking at me.
“Sorry Spike what is it?” I asked after clearing my eyes. I was looking through every book I could think of to find out what this monster was, but could find nothing about it.
“The princess is here!” He yelled. Snapping me out of frame of mind. I wasn’t ready, I didn’t even have any notes on this creature. Let alone where it was. I quickly get up and almost knock Spike over as I run to the door. Once I opened it with my magic i was meet with two royal guards.
“Oh hello, is-” I was interrupted before i could ask where my mentor was.
“Miss Twilight Sparkle, by request of Princess Celestia. Please follow us to the Everfree.” Said one of the guards. I was a little confused, as Spike went up to my side. We soon left and it didn’t take long for the rest of my friends to join us.
‘What in Equestria’s going on...?’ I thought to myself, slightly worried. “You girls okay?”
“We’re fine sugarcube, my guess is the princess wanted us to meet her. And get the full story about what happened.” Replied Applejack with a smile.
“What happened?” I asked, confused.
“You’ll see in a moment miss Spackle.” Replied the guard as they now walked along the train tracks.
“What’s that?” Asked Rainbow Dash pointing at something by the everfree. I wasn’t sure until we got closer. A number of ponies who were looking over footprints in the ground. Aline with scraps of metal and-was that a train car!?!
“What happened here!?” I yelp in surprise. What could have done this? That’s when I recognized the large footprints, oh no. It must of been that monster that went into ponyville last week.
“A train was stolen last night, after it was reported missing this morning.” Said Celestia as she walked up to me and my friends. We bowed before she waved for us to rise. “I had thought Luna had chased the troll thing away?”
“I’m, not sure…” I replied biting my lip. My friends quickly went into detail about driving it off. Then about the robbys in ponyville. “But what happened here?”
“We’re not sure, we found the ponies who are alright. But they’re very upset about the train and it cargo being taken right under there noses. But that's not the strange part.” Informed Celestain as she walked around, nodded for me and my friends to follow. “The strangest part was the cargo was left behind. But there no sign of the train.”
I was taking notes on what was on the ground. A crate full of paintings, and chests full of bit’s. I did not understand this, why take the train and not it cargo? I then noticed that most of the traincarts had the wheels missing… “Where are the wheels on that cart?” I then asked.
“We’re not sure, but we think it has something to do with the missing train.” Celestia replied, then stopped at the edge of the everfree. It showed something big had been through here, and by the drag marks in the ground. So was the rest of the train... Or what left of it...
“You have got to be kidding me!” Complained Rainbow Dash. There was scraps of metal all over the forest floor, but still no train... It almost looked like something dragged the train into the everfree.
“Has anypony scouted the everfree? There may be some clues around there.” I suggested.
“We already sent scouts out when you first reported on the green troll. But the everfree is large. It’ll take time, but with this trail we may find it faster like this.” Celestia commented back with a soft smile. “Unless the everfree takes the new trail for itself.”
“What?” I questioned, confused. The princess pointing at the ground near the edge of the everfree. Fresh grass was already growing in the freshly turned over dirt. “That’s… New… Anyways, is there anything I can do Princess? And why’d you call us?”
“I was hoping to spend some time with my student, under the gise of asking if you knew anything else about this troll.” She replied with a warm smile.
I blushed in slight embarrassment, with a hint of gratitude. It’d been awhile since I’d seen her on a not life threatening situation. “Heh, you should’ve told me. I’d have prepared some tea or something.”
“And spoil the surprises? Never.” Celestia added with a giggle.
I had managed to make a forge but it’ll take weeks for me to make all the parts for what I had in mind. I also had to dump most of the carts and metal parts all over the forest, for me to pick up later. But the main train I brought back to the castile to take apart and remodel.
But now I had to find out what my strange new… Weapon did? A mix between and egg whisk. Cd player and a toaster… “Ya, I ‘ave no idae wat yooz do.” I said looking it over, while I was working I made myself a back pack.
It been a couple of weeks now, and I’m surprised no one found me yet. I also keep dreaming about that blue horse, and those dreams are strange. Not only that but I found those horses in gold armor walking around the forest.
I was glad to see my purple cameo was working. But my luck didn’t last long when something bumped into me. In the confusion, it pulled my cameo off. I blinked and looked down at the horse in gold as he called out in confusion… And the others saw me standing there.
“Zog me…” I said before grabbing the cameo and legging it. Didn’t help I heard them yelling and running or the ones with wings flying after me! I didn’t think to bring my big shooter with me. There wasn’t a lot out here for me to fear after all. I smashed a tree as I ran down a game trail, it worked in blocking the way behind me. Only for a horse with a horn to appear out of nowhere after a flash of light.
“Dat just wat I need!” I complain as I tried to run faster. how can they keep up?! I thought to myself as I thought I was in the clear, until I ran into a clearing and you guessed it. The unicorn had appeared in the middle of it blocking my way. Kind of funny to see when you think about it.
“Monster! Come with me peacefully or in irons. You have been warned!” Yelled the unicorn, me I was looking for another way out of this. However the little git didn’t seem to want to wait, as I saw his horn glow with magic. I reached into my backpack and found the odd thing I made… I point it at the unicorn and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened…
“Look over dar!” I yelled pointing into the woods, to my surprise he fell for it. I then ran away again as the unicorn was running after me. I then thought of something, What if this thing needed amoe? As I ran, I had to reach around in my backpack and found some cd’s. Where did these come from?
I think to myself before I was sent flying into the ground by something exploding on my back! It stang but nothing was broken or bleeding. I turned back as the unicorn was smiling now as he readied another charge of magic.
“I don’t know wat dis dus but ZOG IT!” I yelled, before cramming the cd’s into the toaster part of the gun? I take aim as the egg whisk end started to spine. I heard a hum as it shakes in my hand and power claw. The unicorn let a bolt of magic explode from his horn as it raced to meet me… Only for it to get sucked up into the end of the gun and I hear a ding, the toaster part pops up a glowing cd…
I blinked at it, the unicorn looked gobsmacked. I then smiled as I get up, the unicorn backed away as his horn charged magic again. Now, let see what else things thing can do. I’m going to name this gun the… Can’t think of anything good. To hell with it, I’ll call it the magic eater for now.
I smiled to myself as I was walking home. Strange how long have I been here to start to see that castil as home? I think to myself, thinking back to how I chased off those horses. Thanks to the magic eater, I had nothing to fear from them now. But this left me with a few questions like, how much magic do these cd’s hold and do they explode? I used a marker pen on the cd’s and hide them in my helmet for now. Not the best idea but with those three ponies keep coming over I needed to put these things somewhere they wouldn’t look.
“I’ll find out about dat later.” I said to myself walking through the forest until I was getting hungry. Time to find some food I guess. I thought to myself and start walking.
“Orks, orks, orks, orks, orks.” I sing to myself as I’m walking around the forest looking for something to eat. I was about to go down this interesting looking cave when I saw a portal open up right under my feet. Wait, Oh HELL!
I growled in pain when I landed on something hard. I think it was a rock, I found myself back at the castile. I heard a scream from above me, I looked up in time to see something land on my face.
I shock my head and saw a, grot? No a gretchin? “Who’z yoo?” I asked blinking at it, him? The gretchin get up a dust itself off.
“My name Giblet Boss, Who’z yoo?” Giblet asked, tilting his head to one side. Huh, I guess when I throw up in that other Sun horse pantry. I was sporing? Oh wait this could be bad… The last thing I need is more orks showing up.
“I’m Tom, want ta live with me?” I asked, Giblet nods his head a lot and climb up my body before sitting on my shoulder. “Come on, let’s get yoo’z some kit. And then we can work on the Truck.” I then made my way back home with my new friend. This is going to be a lot of work.
Once we got back I left Giblet to find what he want in the loot pile I set up, after meeting the emperor. I made sure to put the guns somewhere else for now. Last thing I need is Giblet or the three little ponies running around with a meltagun.
Giblet was helping me out with the truck, once it was in working order. It was time for a test drive, I collated all the loot and put it in the back of the truck. I get in the driver set and saw Giblet grinning like a madman. “Well, time ta see if diz works… If it don’t we get blown up… Lovely.” I said to myself, I started at the start button I could not bring myself to start it. But then Giblet pushed the button.
Outside a number of guards were sneaking around the castle, they already had a team take the pig and chicken before the monster could find out. It took them weeks to find the monster. They were about to storm the castle when they heard a rumble they never heard before. The doors to the castle explored as a large metal wagon roared out. Driving it was the monster and a smaller green monster, the two laughed and screamed as it speed past. Crushing trees under it wheels, the royal guards looked on in shock. As the monster they were tasked to chach was getting away.
Tom was tuning up the battle wagon as he liked to call it, with the help of Giblet they were in the middle of some wasteland. He didn’t know what it was called, only it was hot and his trakk over heated. He sighed when the engine stopped working. “Dat just great…” He said to himself rubbing an oil covered hand over his face… He let out a growl after realizing his covered his face in oil.
“‘ere yooz go boss!” Said Giblet as the small goblin like being handed him a towel. Tom didn’t know where he got it from, only thanked him and started to clean his face.
Above in the sky a portal had formed leading to what looked like either a white nothingness, a rainbow trip gone wrong, or a bunch of stars depending on who you asked as the temperature started to get colder. Flying out of the portal was a semi-transparent ethereal Dragon whose body redacted cold. It spotted the beings down below and landed causing ice to form just under it’s feet. “Ok how did Frieza open a portal to another world?” A bacon haired alicorn wearing a brack cloak asked.
Sliding down a mismatched being who looked like someone took a bunch of creatures and smashed them together wearing the same cloak slid down to the Dragons mouth as he reached in and pulled out a block of ice from his galt, “He eat a token mid fight… Damn it Frieza I said to stop eating things in the Void!” He scolded as the block disappeared in a flash, “Now where are we?” A transparent look alike appeared next to him and pointed to Tom.
“Hey look orcs… no wait Orks.” He said before disappearing. Tom for the most part had no idea what was going on or who they were. The gretchin ran to get back inside the trakk, then started looking through the loot for some form of weapon. As Tom mind tried to work out what, or who he was seeing.
“Well we are in a Equestria so that must mean the Ork is a Dsplaced.” The Alicorn said as she flew up and landed next to the mismatched being she gave Tom a smile, “Hello I’m Sunset Shimmer, this is Frieza.” The Dragon had a smile or at least one it could manage, “And this is Loki.” She said to the mismatched being.
“...WAAAGH!?” Tom yelled before jumping into the battle wagon, after hitting his foot on the gas. The battle wagon jumps to life as he start to drive away like a madman.
“You know that was kinda rude right?” Said a voice in the back as the creature Loki had somehow just appeared behind him and in the track. Tom let out a yell in surprise as he lost control of the trakk for a moment. Before stopping and falling out of the trakk.
“Tak's da Trakk! Just don’t shoot me!” Tom yelled.
“I’z got em boss!” Yelled Giblet attacking Loki with… a spatula.
Predictably it did nothing. In fact Loki didn’t even turn his head to the gretchin. The transparent version appeared on his shoulder a moment later, “I think something hit us.”
“Really cause I didn’t feel a thing?” Loki questioned before turned around to see the goblin like creature and his “weapon”. “...Seriously?” Loki snapped his talons as the spatula was transformed into a sword, “If you're going to attack someone at least use an actual weapon.”
Giblet looked at the sword then started to giggle as he jumped off and into the loot, back in the trakk. “Yooz know dat was a bad idae right? I try to keep sharp things away from dat one.” Tom said as he slowly get up. “Sooz, yooz a dispast. Sorry, Displaced. Right?”
“Was I’m currently a Void Dweller just like those things that sent us across the void and into these realities.” Loki answered, “Name’s Loki Sparkle… yes that’s my last name blame my wife, I’m a traveling god of balance.” He held out his lion paw for a handshake.
“Wait, yooz wife… iz dat pupple pony… Dat one that want to turn me inside out right?” Tom asked staring at loki. “I… I’z don’t want to know.” Tom said as he headed for the back of the track. Before climbing inside and start to look for something.
“A alternative universe version to be exact,” Loki answered as he pulled something from his cloak, “I believe this is what you were looking for?” He handed tossed it to Tom, “Before you ask How you did that? The answer is I can warp reality kinda came with my choice of Character… wait you haven’t meet Discord yet have you?”
“I dont even kno woo dat iz. All I’z know is dar a bunch of talking ponies and dat dayy don’t like me.” Tom replied looking at the rubber pipe before going back to work on the trakk engine.
“Let me guess you either appeared in the middle of a battle, in the ruins of a Evil Overlords fortress or Rainbow Dash mistaken you for a threat to ponyville of the CMC?” Loki deadpanned rolling his eyes, “Trust me that’s how things usually start out.”
“Ummm, da other one yah.” Tom replied before putting the pipe in. “Sooz, yooz loci? Dann who dat pony?” He asked pointing with his claw at the alicorn.
“Sunset Shimmer, Celestia’s former student from my reality who left though a stable wormhole to a reality of human versions… trust me not the weirdest thing in this multiverse, We’ve been traveling together since I bumped back into her trying to stop my mad alt and the human twilight turned fallen Alicorn.”
“Wait, back up. Human version of wat?” Tom asked blinking in confusion.
“I think she mean a teleporter boss.” Giblet said, as the small grot popped out and now had the sword tightened to a, what looked like a water gun. “Think we’z can take da trakk?”
“No sadly it’s only about as big as me and if it breaks… well being crushed between two universes and the Void is worse than death… and I should know I’ve died twice already.” Loki warned against the Gretchins idea.
“So wat yoor saying iz, I can be turned back into a human again if I go through dis portal?” Tom asked.
“Close I mean they are technocolored and there history is extremely different from earth’s but you will be turned human… unless of course you bring equestria’s magic with you like I can then the humans there tack on straits of their parallel selves like wings horns and magic.”
Tom had already driven off in his trakk before hearing what Loki was explaining to him. However they did hear Tom yell. “Look out ponies! Tom and Giblet arrz goin home!”
Loki and Sunset just look at it before the Alicorn asked him, “You know you can just stop them at anytime right?” Sunset asked.
“Well I could but I think this might be a chance for us to help explain everything to the ponies and when all is said in done things would be better both for him and them.” Loki explained giving her a smile.
“Are you sure about that?” Sunset asked surprised by this.
“Well not really.” Loki confessed as Sunset rolled her eyes at this.
Twilight was reading a book outside trying to work out how, Tom, as he called himself made that steel wagon. By all rights she could not work out how it worked. Just then she saw Pinkie walking up to her. “You seem to be in a good mood Pinkie Pie.” She asked as the party pony set next to her.
“I’m getting a good feeling about today. We’re going to meet a old friend!” Pinkie explained almost jumping out of her set. The next thing she said confused Twilight. “Hi Tom!”
“Pinkie what are you-?” Before Twilight could finish the sound of the metal wagon could be heard. She turned just in time to see it drive past and hear Tom yell.
“Hi Pink Pony!” Tom roared as he speed past, the wheels of the wagon left deep marks in the ground. Twilight was at a loss for words, why did he come back?!? Were one of many thoughts she had.
A flash appeared next to her as a talon was felt on her head and a voice spoke next to her, “I’ll explain everything”
“Hi Loki!” Said Pinkie Pie waving at him with her hoof.
“Hi Pinkie you're both coming with me.” They disappeared in a flash from the building.
Meanwhile Tom was already driving throughout the landscape, making a b-line for Canterlot. Tom did not even take his foot off the pedal, long after ramming his battle wagon through the main gate into the city. “I’m going home!” He screamed at the top of his lungs, doing his best to avoid running any ponies over.
Tom didn’t even care that the gates into the canterlot castle was shut. It make him hit a button on the dash board, next thing Tom knows the world flying past him as the trukk smashed it way past the golden gates. The next thing he saw was the doors to the castle rushing to meet him.
“Dis was gona hurt…” Tom said to himself as he closed his eyes and felt Giblet hug him then scream in terror.
In a flash Loki appeared with the mane six to see the wreckage. Rainbow Dash and Applejack looked confused at what was going on. Rarity literally had a dress half way made held by her magic. Fluttershy however tried to hid dropping angel on the ground in shock. Loki shock his head at the damage, “You know what I’ll be genous for the maids.” With a snap he repaired all the damage and had Tom trukk out of the doors in one piece only for the ork and his gretich were not inside the trukk. Before the trukk fell apart all on it own.
“Great looks like they’re somewhere else in the palace.” Sunset shock her at this.
“Who are you and what happening!” Demand Twilight. As her friends formed their own group looking at Loki.
“Hello I’m Loki, God of Balance between Chaos and Order and this is Sunset Shimmer Alicorn of… we still have no idea.” Loki introduced themselves, “As what just happened? I fix a mess and trying to straighten out a huge misunderstanding between you all and a person who was tossed into your dimension by an Eldritch Abomination for the hell of it.”
“What?” Asked Rainbow Dash as she looked as confused as AJ felt.
“Okay who is this pony you’re talking about Mr Loki?” Asked Twilight as Pinkie Pie was rummaging through the parts of Tom old Truck.
“Why the thing that made that Truck Tom,” Loki said pointing at the now wrecked Truck, “He was something called a Human until he got tossed through the Void between realities and became that thing you all know him as.” Just then an explosion was heard and the sound of girly screaming was heard from the guards. Who were running and flying away from said explosion.
“On no it the monster again! Quick girls before it reaches the princesses!” Yelled Twilight as she and her friends ran off, all but Pinkie Pie who pulled up a tank buster and smiled at it.
“Oh the fun we could have with this party popper!” The Pink pony said as she went back to see what else was in the wreck.
Sunset turned to Loki before asking, “You know you could just stop all of this with a snap right?”
“Yeah.” Loki said as he was now drinking a soda that came from somewhere.
“So why aren’t you doing it?” Sunset asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Oh… right.” Loki realized before eating the soda, “Well this isn’t the right place yet besides I’ll just fix the damage afterwards.”
“This… is the least active you’ve been.” Sunset pointed out.
“Yeah well the chapter’s plot demands it.” Loki answered back. With a snap of his fingers they appeared in the troun room to see a surprise. They saw the main six with there jaws dropped, some how Pinkie was with them. Celestia looking cross and Luna was hugging Tom in a proactive hug.
“...Dis iz not wat it looks like….” Said Tom as he just sat there. Giblet was trying to light a firework and failing for some reason. “I’z just want ta go home, dat all.”
“Actually you were going to a humanized Equss, you didn’t let me finish.” Loki said as he walked up to the rest, “Also hello Celestia before you ask Discord is still trapped in his statue I’m making sure of that while I’m here.”
“Wait, yooz mean… I’z can’t go home?” Asked Tom, he looked understandably depressed at this news. Luna looked a little worried for Tom. Everyone else looked confused before Celestia took control of the conversation.
“If you’re not discord then who are you?” Asked Celestia, before looking at Tom to see he was just sitting there as Giblet was trying to cheer up the larger ork.
“I’m Loki, just like Tom here I was Displaced across realities by a Void Dweller from a convention a party or from our home the point is that we kinda aren’t from here and ended up as whatever we were wearing at the time. I was Discord and he was a Ork.” Loki explained, “Tom here like many are in shock at the change and while I can understand his feeling at wanting to go home though unlike him it’s for different reasons.” Loki walked up to Tom, “Sorry about getting your hopes up if it’s any consolation if I find your reality on my travels I’ll come back to get you.”
Tom just nodded his head as he stared into space. “Is he all right?” Asked Celestia showing some concern for Tom. This was their first meeting and the first thing he said when making his way into the troun room was ‘Send me home.’. “He does not appear to be anything like the reports I’ve been reading, he looks the part but does not act like a wild monster. Also mr Loki was it? What is a Ork?”
“Oh there a creation of a race called the “Old Ones” advance and powerful psychic beings who made them as a kinda cannon folder race for one reason war… long story short they worked too well and ended up creating an imbalance along with all their other creation spawning terrifying creatures made of emotions that you don’t want to meet.” Loki explained as he pulled out a Ork book out of nothingness.
“Is there anything we can do to help Sir Tom?” Asked Luna as she looked back at the Ork. “It is not healthy for a being to life in another form for to long. Is there away to turn him back into his old form?”
“Well I could grant him the ability to change form between Ork and Human among other things.” Loki held her hoof out, “Though no telling if this might work some displaced are locked in there forms… mostly because they caused it themselves.” Loki held his paw out and sent a wave of energy over Tom.
“Wat?” Asked Tom as everyone stared at him. “I don’t feel no... different?” Tom was looking at where his power claw used to be, now was a metal hoof. “Wat?”
“He's a big piggy!” Called out Pinkie Pie as she ran up and hugged Tom around the neck.
“Actually he looks more like a boar.” Corrected Twilight as Rainbow laughed.
“Well seems the Dweller locked him at best I could turn him into a boar.” Loki explained
“Turnz, me’z, back… Or I’ll sick Giblet on yaaz.” Tom growled as the Gretchen was already pulling out a red stick and then tried to light it. “Not now yooz crazy git!” Tom yelled, as Giblet just let out a light laugh before hiding it behind his back.
“I’ve seen Loki get punched through planets I don’t think he could harm him.” Sunset pointed out recalling Loki’s nemours trashings.
“Thanks for reminding me.” Loki deadpanned as he waved his hand turning Tom back, with Pinkie still hugging the large Ork and hanging from his large neck. “Though I did give you the ability to turn into a boar whenever you want and you don’t have to worry about the WAAAGH causing your Orks to kill I took liberty of making you default leader of it… just don’t try to fight another Ork… it only works for orks descended from you, that’s all I can do.”
“Wat Orkz? Das just me an Giblet.” Tom replied, only to hear a whistling from Giblet as the small grot was playing with his hands.
“You do know how Orks reproduce right? If I didn’t do this this world would be nothing but Orks in about a year.”
“I’z get dat but I’z been careful dar are no-.” Before Tom can say more Giblet spoke up.
“Well boss about dat…” Tom slowly turned to Giblet as the small grot was looking around a lot. “Dar are’z more ork’z, dayz just not fully grown yet…”
“Wat….” Tom asked staring at the small greenskin.
“I’z wanted it to be a surprise when’z we’z get back to da castle.” Said Giblet looking fear full of Tom. As the large Ork eyes got wider and wider.
“Yeah I sensed them growing sense I got here, and this way they can at least be keep from killing… everyone by virtue of not having your humanity.” Loki confessed, “I mean other then the Tree of Harmony, Discord, and Celestia dropping the sun there isn’t anyway to remove them.”
Everyone heard a crash as Tom fell on his back. Luna was the first to see if he was alright, quickly followed by Giblet who seemed to forget about his fear from before. “It’z okay, da Boss iz jut sleepen’.” He said, as it was clear to everyone else Tom had fainted.
“Becoming a dad by accident would do that to you.” Loki shrugged.
“So wait, what do we do with him now?” Asked Applejack, voicing most of her friends question. All but Pinkie who was quickly becoming friends with Giblet by giving him sweets.
“Well why not become his friend, I mean having a Displaced as your ally is a huge boom I mean some of them have made there Equestria’s better, peaceful, and places you won’t dare attack… trust me you never want one as your enemy.” Loki said recalling the numerous realities that became hellholes because of it.
“You want us to become friends with that? He wrecked Ponyville!” Yelled Rainbow Dash.
“And stoll a train.” Added Twilight.
“He also took all of my cousin apple cider!” Shouted Applejack.
“He smells…” Said Rarity.
“Well, I guess we can give him a chance… If that okay with everypony else.” Asked Fluttershy softly.
“I say we do it!” Yelled Pinkie who was now on Tom chest trying to wake the large Ork up. Luna and Celestia where thinking this over before they both smiled and nodded.
“It is agreed then, but seeing as how most ponies will be easily scared of Tom… Sice. He’ll live in the Everfree, and Twilight and her friends will help him with the Magic of friendship.” Just to make the point clear she looked at Twilight and her friends with a soft smile. It was hard for Twilight to say no to her old mentor, so she caved and nods her head yes to agree.
“Well nice to see everything is in order now before I go I’ll fix any damage he’s done, and even throw in healing a few sick crippled blind and deaf ponies as a bonus.” Loki said with a smile as he snapped his fingers, “Also Celestia you might want to think about seeing if Discord isn’t lonely I have a feeling that he could use it.” He hinted before waking to Sunset, “Now then we bid you farewell.” With a snap a portal to the void opened up as Loki and Sunset walked right through it.
I wasn’t happy, not only did I have to fix my truck, but I had to drive it all the way back to the everfree forest. At least that what they called the forest I was living in. I rested my chin on the wheel as I drove slowly back.
“Com on Boss, cheer up. How abot we’z go’z and zog somethin!” Said Giblet trying to cheer me up. I had to admit, it was nice of the little guy to try. I smiled a little until I heard a familiar voice in the back of the truck.
“Can’t this thing go any faster?” Complained the pony with wings, Rainbow Dash if I remember right. She was annoying, I just let out a growl as I looked back to the road. I just found out I was stuck here with no way home, not only that a number of orks will be born soon. If what Loki told me was true. Still this whole displaced thing had me thinking, how could I meet others like myself?
“Hey ugly! Are you deff!” Yelled the blue and rainbow maned mare. I gave another growl as she yelled again. I swear if she didn’t pack it in I was going to stomp her. “I’m talking to-!”
“SHUT IT!” I turned around and roared in her face. I beard my large tusk like teeth at the mare as her eyes went wide. Seeing as I was big enough to eat one of them, if I was a mindless ork. She backed off as her friends stared at me. “Sorry...” I grumbled as I turned back to watch where I was going.
“I jut found out I’z got no way home, So yooz can guess I’z in an bad mood.” I added as I kept driving. I saw Giblet was glaring at them, but I pet him on the head to get the little gretchin to stop. Seeing as I was using my power klaw to pet him, it get’s the point across.
Once we reach ponyville I stop the truck and looked back at them. I don’t know why but the pink pony was looking through my stuff. She was even fiddling with a tank buster rocket launcher. She stopped once she saw me staring at her.
“So ummm, Tom. Do you want to stay for tea?” Asked the purple one called Twilight. I just deadpanned at her and point out at the town.
“Get out...” I grumbled as one by one they get out of my truck. I make sure they’re all out before getting the truck in gear again. The truck gave off a growl as if it was complaining about the lack of going fast.
“Now com’on now. Surely a big fella like yourself could stay for some apple pie?” Asked the orong one with the hat, her name was Applejack. I had no idea why she was called that. I looked back at them as they all smiled, I just glared at them as I turned back to face the forest and drive away. I heard them yelling to come back but I was already driving into the forest to head back to my makeshift home.
***3th pov***
“Okay, this isn’t as bad as it looks...” Said Rainbow Dash as she hovering in the air. The rest of her friends doubt that.
“The fact ya called him ugly didn’t help matter Dash.” Added Applejack, the farm pony turned around and started to go home. Rarity complained as she headed home to get clean from all the dirt from the back of the truck.
“Come on girls we can’t give up now, The princesses are counting on us. We need to show Tom the magic of friendship!” Said Twilight as she tried to rally her friends. Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash didn’t think this would work.
“I think we should just leave him alone for now. I mean, how would you feel if you found out you was in a strange place with ponies who didn’t know what you were and tried to chase you away?” Said Fluttershy. That little bit of realization hit them all like a brick. “Oh no... That what we did isn’t it?”
“It's nopony fault, all we can do now is try and fix this. Pinkie any thoughts?” Asked Twilight, for some odd reason the party pony was oddly quiet. Pinkie Pie was just standing there with a smile on her face.
“Hello? Equestria to Pinkie?” Rainbow asked before she poked her friend, only for her to fall over as flat as a board. It took them all a moment to realize it wasn’t Pinkie pie, just a cutout that looks like her. “Where did she go?!”
“Look there a note.” Commented Rarity as she picked it up off the back of the cutout. She held it out as she started to read. “Don’t worry everypony, I just went to throw Tom a party to try and cheer him up. Lot of love Pinkie Pie. P.S. Party at Tom house.”
“What the hey she talkin’ about? Tom doesn't even live in ponyville?” Asked Applejack. It was only then that Twilight realized were Pinkie went.
“Oh no, there only one place she could have gone.” Twilight and her friends looked at the everfree forest. “We have to find her, who knows what kind of dangerous things are living in there!”
“Oh there a lot of things living in the everfree, like manticores and-” Fluttershy started to explain before one of her friends stopped her.
“Not the time, let go out there and save our friend!” Yelled Rainbow Dash, striking a pose.
“I’d love to darling but first I need to get cleaned up.” Said Rarity as she went home. Making Rainbow Dash facehoof at this.
“I hope she's okay.” Said Twilight in worry. That was when Twilight saw somepony running over to them. It was Mayor mare. “Mayor Mare what's wrong?”
“Oh thank goodness you’re here, It terrible. The town was raided by monsters!” She yelled, getting the attention of all of Twilight friends. “They were big and green, and they kept screaming.” She explained making Twilight eyes grow larger as the mare went on. This will not end well...
Once we got back I slammed the door to my trukk shut. Giblet climb out the window, as he ran over to me. “Com’on boss, I’m sure we’z can find somethin ta cheer yoo up! How aboot we’z go out dar an find da biggest thin’ we’z can find an Zog it! It skull will look nice on da front of da Trukk.” Said Giblet as I feel him climb up my back to sit on my shoulder.
“Look, Giblet. I’z glad yooz iz tryin’ to cheer me’z up but I just need som time ta-” My boot bump into something before I can finish, I looked down and saw what looked like a big drum? That wasn’t the only thing there was other junk scattered all over the place. “Wat da zog is goin on? Wat all dis ere junk?” I asked looking around at everything.
“Ere boss, have a look at dis.” Giblet called out pointing at something on the floor. I walked over and looked at the dust covered floor to see a footprint, just to be sure i placed my own boot next to it to see it was a little smaller than my own boot. One thought went through my mind as I realized what this could mean. The orks that were mushrooms were now awake.
“Dis is bad.” I said before rubbing my head. “I didn’t think dat all da other orks would wak up befor I’z get ere.” This was just perfect, the orks have woken up and done who knows what while I was away what else could go wrong today!? I almost jumped out of my skin when I heard the sound of fireworks going off behind me, I turned around to find confetti covering my truck and bloons softly floating into the air.
That when I saw the pink pony jump up and yell as loud as she could. “Surprise! Are you surprised? I hope you’re surprised, I made this super duper party just for you! I even made you a cake!” She yelled before shoving a cake in my face, I blinked at it as I stared at the pink ball of crazy that was in front of me.
“Look I even made little drawings in icing of you and everypony being friends! Do you like it?” She asked with a huge smile on her face. I just stared at her as my brain tried to understand what the name in Gork and Mork was going on, but all I could think to say was.
“Wot?” I said dumbfounded. What do you want me to say? I was not in the mood for this and I had other things to worry about then a-.
“WAAAGH!” Roared the voices of many orks who my guess where throughout the castle. I looked back to see shadows moving in the hallways and then it hit me, the pink pony fireworks must of set the orks off thinking they were under attack?! I could already hear them running to get to the throne room.
“Who’s that? Are they friends of yours?” Asked the pink pony as she giggled. “Don’t worry I can always get more snacks for everypony, my name Pinkie Pie.”
“Get in da Trukk!” I shout at her, only for pinkie pie to scratch her head. I didn’t mean to shout but i was kind of in a small panic that the orks will kill her as soon as they see her.
“What do you mean get in the Trukk? Is that a-” I grabbed her with my hand before she can finish with her question and opened the door to my truck with my powerklaw and chucked her inside. Giblet had already scrambled inside and pulled out a lasgun, he must of took it from the loot I got from that emperor guy.
“Keep her safe, stay in da trukk, don’t com out untel I’z say so.” I told them and slammed the door shut, it was just in time to as I saw what looked to be a mob of boyz. They were all yelling, shouting and looked like they were waving random things in the air. Some had clubs made of wood, others had to the orks small metal pans that they were slamming together to make loud noise. Then I saw the ones who look slightly more dangerous as they were holding up large sharp stones in their hands, but going by the way they were dressed they were a step up from being wild boys the clue was the fact they were wearing pants and shirts. Well as close to shirts as a ork could get. They were all shouting and yelling so much I could hardly hear myself think!
“SHUT IT!” I roared. I looked around at the other orks as they all stood there dumbfounded at my roar, good maybe I can get them to-.
“Yooz not da boss ere!” Yelled a ork who had what looked like a bandana on his head. This soon got the other orks shouting in agreement. There go my plan, I thought loki said they follow my orders?
“Ya! Yooz not da boss of us!” Shouted another ork in the back of the mob. I didn’t want to do this but it looks like I’ll have to fight them.
“Who’z iz da boss den?” I asked looking through the mob, that when a slightly larger shadow walked out from behind the mob. I stared gob smacked at the large ork that was walking out of the mob, he was a Nob, he must of attacked and fought the other orks to already get this big and I was a little shorter than him… Crap.
“I’z iz da Boss ere little runt.” He said, holding a large wooden club in one hand. The club even had some spikes in it for good maser. “Wat yooz want ere?”
I licked my lips as I look back at the truck and saw Giblet and Pinkie peeking out to watch what was going on. I had to think of something and come up with a plan, wait… I had a gun! “Not anymore yooz not!” I wiped out my big shooter and before I can pull the trigger the Nob smacks my gun out of my hands with his club and sends it flying across the room. I look at where my gun landed then back at the Nob before he swing the club over my head, I felt my skull ringing just before being sent flying into my truck.
“Ha Ha Ha! Dat it? Yooz not so trouth! Yooz just some runty git with a big ead!” The Nob laughed as my head was spinning, I heard a cracking sound and something fell at my feet. Looking down I saw it was my helmet… in two pieces and all the cd’s I had destroyed… I don’t know what came over me, I don’t know why the Nob laughing was making my blood boil, I don’t know why hearing these dummies laughing made me angry, I don’t know why I wanted nothing more then to bet the living daylight out of these snot brains! I don’t know, ta ell with it!
“Yooz broke me hat!” I yelled, catching the nob and the mob of orks by surprise. I don’t know what came over me or why I was so enraged but one thing was clear. I was going to smash his face in! “WAAAGH!” I shout in fury as I charged the nob and tople him over as I drive shoulder first into his gut. The nob tried to swing his club at me again to try and knock me over but this time I grabbed it in my powerklaw, with just one move it shattered to pieces.
“Dat was me lucky club!” Yelled the nob. As I got a lucky hit in with my fist in his face, but the nob got a hold of one of my shoulder pads and throw me across the throne room. I land on another ork as they scrambled to get out of the way. I didn’t have time to worry about them as I get up and run back into the fight with only one thing on my mind.
“I’z is goin stomp yooz good!” Not the best of comebacks but I was kind of mad right now. Also I put a lot of work into making that helmet before being sent here. The orks were cheering us both on, as we both laid into each other as our fists smashed into each other faces. My powerklaw latched onto one of the nob fists and crushed it the ork bellod in pain before punching me in the face and swinging me into a pillar before throwing me into the stone wall.
Okay that did hurt, despite the ork body I now have and how sturdy it is I’m pretty sure I’ve broken a rib. Maybe two or three going by how hard that nob just thrown me but now I had other problems. I rolled on to my belly and slowly tried to rise myself up, I then felt something in my mouth? I rolled my tongue around until I felt something and spit it out it was a tooth, no wait it was one of my teeth! I bared my teeth as I slowly looked back at the nob who was holding his wrist looking at his crushed hand.
“I’z iz goaan kills yea an take yooz skull as a trophy!” Roared the nob in rage as he ran up to me. I was still in the middle of getting up and I wasn’t sure if I could take another hit like that, that when the sound of a gun shot rang out. I blinked in shock as a small burn mark appeared on the nob shoulder. I looked to the truck and saw Giblet with the smoking laspistol.
“Oh bugger…” Said Giblet. The little gretchin whimpered as he saw the look in the larger ork eyes and Pinkie Pie was just behind Giblet. She had her hooves on the the little gretchin back as they both had a look of fear.
“Yooz little grot, I’z is goona kep ya an yoor little friend to.” Growled the Nob as he took a step.
“Dat enuff!” I short catching them off guard. I turn to Giblet and stand up on my own feet as I felt my powerklaw open and close. “This iz a fight between me and him, to see witch one of us becom da warboss. I’z happy yooz want ta help but I’z got ta fight dat git on me own.” Giblet looked worried before nodding his head.
“I’z sorry boss! I didn’t mean ta get in da way of ya fight.” He explained, Pinkie Pie looked on as I turned back to the nob.
“Sorry about dat, Giblet won’t get in da way of our fight again.” I added. Before pulling out my chopper and glared up at the ork. The larger ork didn’t look happy as he bared his teeth at me, I took a deep breath and yelled with all I was worth. “WAAAGH!"
The other ork yelled WAAAGH! As well before we went back to our fight, as the mod of orks cheered, as Giblet shorts for me not to give up and then from out of nowhere the pink pony join in. “You can take him Tom! Show that meany who boss!” I had to smile a little at that, maybe these ponies weren’t so bad after all.
When Twilight and her friends burst in to the castle where destroyed doors used to be, what they found confused and worried them. They saw a large number of orks cheering as they were gathered around something.
“I’ll save you Pinkie!” Rainbow Dash yelled. Just as she fly over to dive and help her friend, she stop when she saw Tom and a larger ork fighting. The rest of her friends went up trying to find pinkie pie, without letting the other Orks notice they were there. That when they heard Pinkie scream from Tom Trukk.
“Come on Tom! Show that bully who the boss!” Pinkie was yelling from the Trukk caban, with Giblet next to her cheering alongside her. They all quickly went up to Pinkie in the hopes of getting her out of here before the orks notice.
“Pinkie we need to leave!” Said Twilight, As she heard the painful sound of a ork scream in pain. Before hearing Tom shout.
“Dat all yooz got! Com ere yooz teeth hoarding snotling!” They saw Tom had stabbed the larger ork in the back. Before climbing on top of him then punches the ork in the head with his powerklaw.
“We can’t leave!” Replied Pinkie looking back to her friends. “Tom about to win, I’ve got odds of twenty teeth to my party cannon that Tom will win!” They looked back to there smiling friend in confusion, Twilight didn’t have time to find out what Pinkie was talking about, before they all heard a voice yell.
“Thy’z down!” Yelled an ork in the crowd, the ponies turned back to the crowd of orks as they stared at Tom who was laying on his back on the stone floor and so was the other ork.
***Tom pov***
I was in so much pain I thought i was going to pass out, but I wasn’t going to give up now. I had to get up, I had to win. I slowly sat myself back up and saw the Nob was doing the same, although more painfully.
I slowly get back on my feet and make my way over to him, before the larger ork could stand I grabbed him by the shoulders then smashed my skull into his as hard as I can! Yes it hurt, yes I think I suffered a concussion but I had to win!
The nob looked just as dizzy as I felt before bring my head back and crashed skulls again. I wasn’t sure how much more of this I could take, I felt like my skull was going to split open like a egg at any moment. Just as I readed back for one last try the nob held up his not broken hand.
“W-wait… yooz… Yooz win.” He said as a tooth fell out of his mouth. I wasn’t sure I heard him right with all the blood in his mouth and my brain feeling like jello.
“Who da boss.” I asked, as the nob looked confusedly at me before I started yelling at him. “Who iz da boss!” He quickly understood once I started screaming in his face.
“Yooz da boss…” He mumbled and I punched him in the face. “Yooz da warboss!” The nob yelled louder this time and I let him go. He fell on his back growing in pain as I stood up.
“Dat right, hear dat? I’z iz da Boss! Got it yooz lot! I’z Warboss Tom, an if any of yoo runty gits think yea hard enuff dan com on dan! I’z da BOSS!” I roared at the mob of orks, not a single one of them moved then they all cheered. I was still a little surprised at this as they all started shouting my name, still felt a little dizzy myself. I look back to the fallen nob, there was no point in killing him and besides I could use some muscle.
“Someone help him out an fix him up.” I grumbled as I tried to walk in a straight line back to my Trukk. That when I heard a voice yell over our heads I tried hard not to growl in pain.
“That was awesome!” We all looked up and saw rainbow dash, why was she here? You know what I was in too much pain to care at this point so I ignore her, the orks on the other hand.
“It a talking duck!” Yelled one ork. “No yooz snot brain it’s an flyin squig!” shouts a different ork. I notice that the rest of Pinkies friends were by the trukk now, Pinkie was smiling as she took a bag full of orks teeth off another ork who walked away sadly… I didn’t care at this point as the rest of her friends looked on in fear as the mob of orks argued over wever Rainbow was a duck or not.
“Shut it!” I yelled at the mob as they all stopped fighting long enough to let me talk with the ponies. “So… Wat do yooz want?” I asked before I had to spit a glob of blood out of my mouth onto the floor, I think I spat one of my teeth out as well. I paid it little mind as I looked back at the ponies.
“We… Came here to help?” Said Twilight as she looked at me, then to the mob of ork boyz who were watching from where they stand. “We were told green monsters raided ponyville, but it looks like they were just… More orks.”
Yeah, you can just hear the worry in her voice. You know I’d agree with her but I knew better, orks were… I looked back to see two orks who were slapping each other across the face and laughing. Yeah, they were not that smartest lot then again they were just ork boyz after all. Given time and a few fights and they may turn into something useful.
“No worries, I’z dar boss now so they’ll listen ta me an follow my orders.” I replied as I put a hand on the trukk to steady myself, make make sure I didn’t fall over. I found myself blinking hard to stay awake as I felt the pain in my body slowly dull away. “Now if yoo excuse me, I’z gonna pass out.”
With that said I face plant on to the stone floor and let the sweet darkness of sleep take me. I really needed it at this point, I’ve had too much to deal with in one day and I wasn’t going to wake up anytime soon. Sod it, I was going to sleep for a week!
It was dark, that all I could see really and felt nothing. It was kind of nice to not feel any pain, then I started to hear a dull roar. Like it was very far away, like the sound was trying to be heard over some background noise. It was a voice, no... No voices? There was two of them, I think?
Get up an Fight!
It hurt my head, the sound almost like it was being driven into my skull. Like each word was being hammered into my head, like a cannon.
Get up an Fight!
The pain in my head was getting worse! Like someone was stomping on me 'ead, Like... Whyz me 'ead hurt so much! I growled tryin' ta get up, but my arms won't move!
Get up an FIGHT!Get up an FIGHT!
"I 'ead ya the first time! Shut ya gob! I'v add all I cans tak of ya yapping! I'z wil get up when I'm good an ready!" I snapped back at the voices, I didn't know where they were coming from or who they were. At the moment I didn't care, I just needed to move! That when I felt it, my powerklaw open and close. My other hand digging into the ground as my arms tried to push up my body.
Da WAAAGH! iz coming!Da WAAAGH! Iz coming!
The waagh? what waagh? What were they talking about, my head hurts to much for this. "Who'z ar yooz?" I at last ask out loud. That when the voices started to get louder!
Gork an Mork!Mork an Gork!
Oh that very helpful... Don't tell me witch is, wait. Gork and Mork? The ork gods?
Thay'z comin ta fight!Thay'z comin ta fight!
Fight? They? What the hell were they talking about? "I'z don't undastand?" I called out then I started to hear shouting, weapons fire. The sound of guns, cannons and more. I started to see fog and smoke, I saw flashes of light in the fog, I quickly duck when a beam of light almost hit me in the head!
I then heard the sound of someone running up behind me I swing round and block there attack with my chopper, it was a demon screaming in my face. Before I brought my powerklaw down on it head crushing it, I saw orks roaring and laughing as they run past. I saw demons run into them fighting, I then saw Elder pop up out of no where joining the fight. And if that wasn't enough I saw a Hive Tyrant roar leading a swarm of tyranids before charging right at me!
My human mind was screaming at me to run away, but my body started to move on it own. I started running towards them. I started to hear the voices of orks shouting and laughing behind me, the rumble of there boots and there tanks. As I closed in on the swarm they started to get smaller, and I was moving faster to reach them. I felt my lips turn into a smile as I ran. My shadow was growing larger and larger, until it cover the whole swarm. I reached my powerklaw back ready to swing it down on them all. Then I felt it, as the orks roared there battle cry I felt it building up in the back of my throat as I soon joined them.
"WAAAGH!"
Twilight and her friends were not sure what to do when Tom passed out, the other orks didn't seem to notice until she and her friends started panicking about it. Asking the orks for there help. This may have not been a good idea, as Twilight watched as Tom was taken to another room. They dumped Tom on his back and the ork then got a garden hose then stuck it down Tom throat.
At first Twilight thought this was to help Tom breath, until the ork started to drag over a barrel and started to poor it contents into the hose! "Wait stop! he won't be able to breath if you do that!" She yelled making the ork turn to her dumbly.
"Wat yooz talkin' about? This is fungus beer! So strong it will wak any lad up no matter what!" The ork said proudly, he then stopped to have a think and rub his chin. "Or was it, it kan knok any git out after da first pint?" He asked, making Twilight panic even more, until Tom opened his eyes. "Haha! See his good as-." The ork could not finish as Tom got up and punched the ork in the face!
Twilight and her friend were stunned by what they were seeing, When Tom woke up he started screaming and throwing things everywhere. Twilight had the good since to bring up a barrier, while Tom started fighting random orks who tried to a stop him. Tom even throws a ork into the barrier.
It was as if he was taken over by a blind rage, then Tom looked right at them. He growled stomping up to the barrier opening and closing his metal claw. Twilight and her friends looked on in getting ready, they had never seen Tom truly angry before and this was the most angry they've ever seen him. "Boss stop!" Yelled out Giblet as he ran up to get between Tom and the barrier.
Tom took one look at Giblet and quickly grabbed him by the nick and held the little gretchin up to eye level. Tom growled at him while Giblet was straggling. "B-boss, Boss! It ok, yoo won da fight! Yooz da big boss now!" Tom started a Giblet for a long time before shacking his head and blinked hard. "Gib... Giblet?" Tom asked as if thinking clearly after waking up.
Tom looked around and then drops Giblet, as he then looked to the ponies. "Wat happened? Where ar da bugs? The nids? An da demons?" He asked getting confused looks from everyone.
"Demons?" Asked Twilight while Tom was rubbing his face. "Dar was thousands of em! All of em fighting! An, an an an I was dar! Fighting too with da lads! den... Den it go dark." Tom looked up at them as if realizing something, before quickly moving out of the room. "Wait stop Mr. Tom you need to rest first you're badly hurt!" Called out Fluttershy but Tom did not slow down as he left the room.
I was drawing something on one of the walls as orks ran off to get me more paint. For now they were watching, even the big guy who had his hand wrapped up. He looked like a mummy, that didn't matter as I had to draw this idea down and this blueprint for a new Trukk that could fit all the boys.
Twilight and her friends ask if I was alright, but I waved them off and told them I was busy and had no time to talk. After an hour or two they left, once I was done, I was half covered in different colour paints and looked at the wall. It was a Battlewagon. The only hard part was building the thing, I needed metal and lots of it.
"Oright lads, ere what we need! I need scrap and lots of it! I don't care where you get it or where it from, I need enuff of it to build dis ere battlewagon, got it!" I yelled and they all looked eager at the idea of building this thing. "Well? wat are yooz doing ere dan!? Go! Get lost and grab me some scrap!" I shouted and they all scrambled to go get the loot, I quickly stopped the big guy and he looked back at me. "Hold it, wat yoo name?"
"Bone Cruncher." He replied not breaking eye contact. "Good, I'll be needen yor help." I told him and got my tools and looked at my old truck. This was going to take awhile.
