You were in your bed in canterlot, trying to fall asleep. You've worked a long, hard day at the sapphire mines and want to rest......suddenly, you are enveloped in a deep blue light, your vision goes white and your suddenly standing on a balcony with two doors in front of you. Seeing no other way out, you cautiously grab the Handel and open the door.you peer inside and see Luna, your crush, in a fetal position on a bed, sobbing. It just ocurrs to you that your standing in her bedchamber.
"P- please, c- come in...." She says, her body shaking. "Did you summon me?" You ask, hoping that you didn't do anything wrong. "Y- yes I did....*sniffle* I have a question...." "What is it?" "Why am I outcasted?*sniffle* just because I was once nightmare moon *sob* doesn't mean that I will become her again......right?"she asks, looking at you with teary eyes. You walk over and pick her up, considering that you are a pound heavier than her you have no problem picking her up. "Princess Luna... But the other ponies are only outcasting you due to the fact that they are scared of you." You remember the bullet that brought you to equestria. You remember that you are the only human in equestria and how you are outcasted daily.(on your first day, walking into a shop was enough to clear it of all life...) Just being wanted was your only wish..... "H- how? And please, call me luna*sob*" You set her down on her bed and explain how to become a little more known by making connections and finding friends. "I have another question......" She says, starting to calm down. "Shoot" "Could you stay for the night....just in case....* The whole situation screams 'trouble'.
" s- sure......alright...." You manage to stutter as you strip down into your underwear and climb under the bedsheets. Luna gets behind you. You feel an appendege wraps around your midsection. Luna, the princess of the night and your crush, is hugging you in bed! You feel yourself blush. A few minutes later, you drift off to sleep...... ------------------------------------------- You wake up and stretch out, eyes still closed. You predict that last night was a dream. You open your eyes and see that you are sitting in luna's bed..... You quickly pinch yourself "yeech!" You yelp noticing that you're still in reality. You slip out of bed and find some human clothes...... But.....their new........ You assume that luna got them tailored for you while you were asleep. Underneath the clothes, you find a note:
Dear ________, On the back of this note is a quick bit of directions to the kitchen and dining room, meet me there. -Luna. You flip it over and surely enough, you find some quick directions. ----------------------------------------------------------------- After following the directions, you find your destination. You open the door and find luna and celestia, her sister sitting opposite to each other. You silently take the third seat. The three of you sit in silence for a while until the waiter comes by. Celestia orders a daisy sandwich, Luna a fruit salad and you order a salad.
Celestia is the first to break the silence "how should we address you?" She asks, motioning to you. "Well......I'm the only human in equestria.... So......just call me hue, short for human......" you answer. "So hue. I understand that you helped my sister with her problem last night.......correct?" Questions celestia. "Yes.....why do you ask?" "Because this problem has almost driven her to suicide." You begin to sweat...... "Did I do anything wrong?" You slightly feel like bolting out the door and never looking back. "No......we also understand that you live a very tough life.....since you helped Luna with this problem, you are eligible to become her royal aid. Do you accept?" "Definitely. And I don't need a payment, just a room and food." "But luna, we have no rooms in the castle for him to stay in. Where will he go?" Celestia says, looking over to her sister. "I can take care of the problem, just focus on your duties sister." Luna assures her sister. Celestia leaves the room and leaves you and Luna alone.
You hear a guard snicker and laugh in the corner. "I can't believe that that abomination is smart enough to be luna's royal aid!" He jokes. "Hey! You In the corner! Yeah you! You have nothing on me. Is that correct?" The guard flinches at the sight of your canine teeth. You look back to Luna, whos motioning to the door. --------------------------------------------------- After a tour of the castle and royal grounds, it is 7:00 pm. You and Luna head back inside the castle. You head to the shower in luna's living space to wash up while Luna goes straight to planning tomorrow's priorities. You lather yourself and relax a little. Suddenly you feel as if your being watched. You rinse off and get out of the shower.
You peer over to the window out of the corner of your eye and see to golden eyes staring at you. You grab a metal throwing star hidden in the drawer and fling it to the window. It sticks itself in the windowsill, scaring the creature into falling out of the tree in which it was perched in. You look down out of the window to see a mint green unicorn. Lyra heartstrings to be exact. Lyra has been stalking you from day one. You've learnt to live with it but if she gets to close, you scare the living shit out of her to get her off your back for a while.
You put on some underwear and head back to the bed and find Luna. She peels back the sheets and levitates you into the bed. "How was your day?" She asks. "Greatest day ever." You reply happily. "Would you hold me?" "Sure..." You say as you wrap your arms around Luna. You feel her warmth radiate from her body and her mane and tail tickle your skin. You let sleep take you away. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You see Luna in you dream. You admit to yourself. You've had the time of your life.......
You wake up to Philomena, celestia's phoenix, as she flies into luna's quarters. You move a little bit and fall off the bed , alerting Luna since she had been in the shower the whole time. "Hue? Are you alright dear?" "I've been better....ughhhh....." You moan with your face flat on the floor. After you get up and put on some clothes on, you head out for breakfast with Luna. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "So. Hue. Do you have any knowledge of ponykind?" Luna questions as you reach the palace café. "Umm.....not too much.....ponies tend to be scared of me. That's why your sister probably keeps seeing a hooded, very handsome if I might say figure running across the rooftops......" You answer, feeling a little embarrassed. Luna laughs a little. you ask her to lecture you on the history of equestria. "You do realize that as my aid, you have access to the royal archives and library." She answers, still giggling a little bit.
Luna lists her priorities for the day and orders her meal, as do you. After a little while you decide to ask Luna if she wants to know about anthing about earth."so... Are there any questions you have about the place I came from?" You ask, pointing to yourself. "I'll ask you later about that......I have quite a few...." Says Luna with a hint of curiosity. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After you finish eating, luna leads you to a door with a sun on the left half and the moon and stars on the right half. "Luna? Where are we going?" You ask, a little freaked out. "If you are to be my royal aid, you must sign a contract first." Luna answers with a serious tone. "A contract!? You never told me of a contract!" You shout quickly "but. If it gives me a job with less labor and a better payoff, then I'll sign it......"
You walk in as Luna opens the door with telekinesis. You see a table in the middle of the room and some items on it including: A quill, a needle and some parchment with some writing on it. You quick ly assume that you have to sign it with your blood."Luna. What's with the needle?" You ask out of fear."you must sign it with my blood." She says remaining completely stonefaced. You sit at the table as luna makes multiple cuts and guides the blood into an inkpot that you didn't spot at first glance. You read the contract: If thou sign this contract, you will be obliged to wait on cet pony hoove and horn. -the royal court You sign: hue, soul human of equestria. "Thank you, hue!" You hear from Luna as she tackles you with a hug. ------------------------------------------------------------------- As you walk back to luna's quarters after a long day of work, you notice Luna dragging her hooves across the carpet Suddenly, timber! Luna begins to fall but you catch her just in time. "Gotcha!" You say as you catch Luna in your arms and hold her as if she were a human girl. You hear her snore and realize that she had fallen asleep mid-fall.
'Today was great.' You think as you reach luna's quarters. You open the door and set Luna down on the bed. As you open the door to the bathroom Luna begins to move, waking up in the process. "Why am I in my quarters?" She asks with a tired voice. "You collapsed in the hall on the way here, so I picked you up and carried you here..." You answer with a slight chuckle "Well....thank you, I guess?" "Luna I've been meaning to ask you, why are you so comfortable sleeping with me?" "Oh, hue! I- I- hunh? What are you doing!?" Frantically asks Luna as you pick her up and sit her on your lap. "HUE! WHAT ARE YOU doin- ahhhhhhh~~~" she screams. But as you start to scratch her behind the ear, her scream dissolves into a moan. "You really like that, don't you?" You say with a bit of a smirk. "Uh-hum" she answers, falling asleep, smiling.
You wake up with luna's wing draped over you like blanket since both of you fell asleep while you were petting Luna last night. Preferring not to wake her, you slide out from under her wing and go to the shower. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After your shower, you find Luna awake. She gives you a slip of paper with a list of things for you to do. "Go have some fun! Meet me at the pool at 9:00!" She says as she exits the room. -see the armory and barracks -meet the guard commanders -swim in the pool Sincerely, Luna. PS: your guide should be waiting for you in the café. her name is aerial strike!
You run to the café excitedly and open up the doors. A small pegesus with a short, electric blue mane, navy blue coat and what looks like aluminium armor trots up to you and sits casually at your feet. "Hello sir. Aerial strike, at your service!"she says cheerily. " well, hello to you too. And please, call me hue." you say, kneeling down so the two of you see eye to eye.
After a hoof bump\fist bump, the two of you are on your way to the armory. At the armory you find tons of weapons and armor. "Wow." Escapes your lips as you marvel at the sheer amount of gear. "Yeah, we're trained to use just about any weapon in this room and more." Answers aerial proudly. "Hello!"
You grab a sword off the rack and swing towards the voice, only to have with sword caught by a relatively small stallion with high tech armor that covered all of is body. "Holy crap!" He yelled through a voice changing machine that made his voice sound really deep. "Sorry. I have bad reactions to surprises." You say as you lower the sword. The stallion presses a button on the side of the helmet and the helmet splits apart and folds back to reveal a young unicorn stallion with a grey coat and a long white mane with red dip dyed ends. "The name's hidden blade." He answers with a voice like a teenager's. "I see you can handle a sword." He says. Back in the human world you would live life to the fullest, so you were a 'jack of all trades'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After a while, you met all of the commanders. -hidden blade, the stealth specialist and professional assassin. -adrenaline rush, an earth pony with a need for speed. -Crack shot, pegesus marksman with multiple ranged weapons. -and finally electric whip, a unicorn that uses multiple electric whips to subdue her foes.
You and aerial were walking to the pool. "Well, this is as far as I go." She says as she leaves. You see a note on the door. It reads: In the changing room there should be a bathing suit in locker 12 that you can use. -luna
You walk in silence to the males changing room and open locker 12 to find a human bathing suit. You begin to wonder where Luna gets all the human stuff since you are the only human in equestria. You slip into the bathing suit and set it to your sizings before walking out to the pool area. Quickly spotting Luna in her bathing suit, you think to yourself 's- so kawii......'.
*thunk* *splash* You hit the wall and stagger into the pool. As you resurface you hear Luna laughing "hue! Are you Alright! I cannot help it! phahaha!". " yeah, ha ha ha. Quite hilarious." You say in return with some sarcasm. You take a deep breath, dive deep and come up in front of luna. You catch a good look at luna's swimsuit. It was red with white patterns on it. You drift off for a moment until you feel a warm liquid leak from your nose and taste iron. Your hands fly to your nose to plug it since you got so excited when you saw Luna up close... 'Wait! Hold up hue! Is this really happening!? No. It can't be. Never mind. Back to reality.' You think to yourself as you turn around to hide your bleeding nasl cavity. ------ Later, You find youslf in the hot tub with luna. "Hue?" She asks. "Yes princess?" "Would you like to see something?" "Sure, I guess..." After about an hour in the pool area, you and Luna dry off and change. "Hue, what's going on with your....er....fingers?" Asks Luna, eyeing your fingers. "Oh, its a thing that our skin does to help us grip things when we're wet or damp."you answer, thinking 'man I am such a nerd!'.
You and Luna arrive at a massive door labeled =unknown artifact vault=. Luna slides her horn into a hole in the door, opening the huge vault to reveal a shitload of human objects. You step forward to a crate labeled #01 and grab a crowbar off the side. Shoving the end of the crowbar into a space in the boards, you break off the side of the crate and look inside to find a load out of guns and explosives. Digging through it all, you find a target and an assortment of labeled ammunition. " this is all human stuff. Where'd you get these!?" You shout in excitement. "We found them in a cavern in the middle of the everfree forest. You know how to use them I presume?" She says with curiosity. "Let's take these outside and I can show you." ----------------------------------------------- You step up to the makeshift firing range you've set up in a clearing and pull out an M2 barret with a silencer One of the guard commanders, crack shot, trots up behind you and asks "what kind of weapon is that? I haven't seen one before." "A gun. Human weapon. Pistol. M2 barret with a silencer to be exact." You answer. After crack shot backs up, you take aim and pull the trigger and see a hole open up in the wooden target.
You let the commanders try a few shots and you explain how it works an before the day is done, you ask "you want to see something even cooler?" . "Sure!" The all say in almost perfect unison. You pull out a pack of C4 and a detonator. After you set down the C4 about a football field away you ask Luna to put up a shield. As she does that you pull out the detonator.
*click* *BOOM!* The C4 explodes, creating a small mushroom cloud of smoke. Your day ends with a bang. as you and Luna walk back to her quarters, she asks you about your worlds problems. "War, rape, homicide, suicide, poverty, pollution. The list goes on and on...." You say as you count the problems on your fingers. Whelp. You got a good life now. You and Luna wash up and get to bed. As you sleep, you wonder what your life will be like from now on.
You come to as You feel warm liquid hit your face. Opening you eyes you find yourself on a chair facing celestia.
"Do you know that you've made the biggest mistake of your life?" She shouts, putting an angry look on her face. "Say what?" You ask, feeling a bit surprised that she managed to drag you into a secluded room and dump a bucket of warm water on your face. "You signed a BLOOD CONTRACT!" "A what now?" "By signing one, you must comply. And since alicorns are immortal, you are now also immortal to tend to luna's needs!" "Don't see the bad side yet." "Her EVERY need." "Oh shi-!" you are cut off by the sound of teleportation as you are warped out of your seat and in behind of luna. You did not realize that it meant being immortal and even having to deal with a 'horny Luna' at some point..... Yeesh...... You ask Luna what she was doing for the day and discover that she was supervising a reorganisation of the royal library. Thinking of it, you decide that you may as well look into various different subjects. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whew. You had just went through a six foot stack of books and knew it all. Good thing your brain was like a sponge. You walk over to luna , who was admiring her newly organized library and tap her shoulder to get her attention. "So what's next?" You ask. "Well, I do need to go to the crystal empire tomorrow to study a new gem that was found in a meteorite from the moon. Maybe you could help me pack for the trip. And you need to pack too." "How? Its not like I've got much to bring unless you let me grab some human stuff...." She nods in approval.
A while later you enter the vault and walk past the first crate you opened and grab the M2barret. You find another labeled: clothing, average 18 year old size. Being 18 you immediately crack it open and grab enough for a good week in the crystal empire and head back. Bolting through the halls with a ton of clothing and a gun might seem strange to most ponies, but hey! You are the soul human of equestria. Strange is your thing.
As you open the doors to luna's quarters and find a small suitcase. Yeah. Way too small.
Luna then explains that they use expanding pocket dimension technology to hold anything that will fit through the opening. You stuff everything into it and zip it closed.
Man. The crystal empire sounds nice..... You drift off to sleep as you take a seat on luna's bed...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *WHAP!* A hoof makes contact with your face as you snap back to reality. "How could you?!" Screams a voice that you instantly recognize as Lyra's. She picks you up with her magic and looks you dead in the eyes. "What did I ever do to you!? You've been stalking me her since I arrived in equestria!" You shout angrily. "I was going to marry you and make you my love. Forever. I was going to use a forrbiden spell to make us immortal. But now that you have signed that blood contract, I can't do that." She says in a slasher voice as she tightens her magic grip on your neck. You grab the retractable blade that you kept on the nightstand for safety and Flick your wrist. The blade slides into place with a satisfying *shlick*. You slash a small bit of her mane off and distract her, making her Lose her grip on you. You drop to the ground and pressure point lyra to subdue her for a second or two as you grab the M2 barret. "Argh!" Grunts lyra as she regains her bearings and powers up for a shot of magic. You dash towards lyra and put her in a hold that you learnt from the books, pointing the pistol at her head. "What is that metal object?" Asks lyra, still using her slasher voice. "Its a gun. Human weapon. It can put a piece of metal into you and possibly out the other side with the consequence of possible death....."you answer with a smirk." Hehehe. You think that scares me!?" Screams the mint unicorn. "If you think that you can take me and make me your love, that you can toy with my heart and make me love you, a phsycopath and stalker, then you a re truly crazy. And if you still believe that, I have no choice then to become your biggest nightmare! Do you hear me?! You will learn to fear a single name! Let me spell it out for you! H-U-E! Hue the fucking human! Now get the fuck out of here before I decide to kill you on the spot!" You yell with pure hate in your voice. Obeying your command, lyra teleports out of sight. You calm down and make another run to the vault. -------------------------------------------------- In the vault you grab multiple objects including: -a folding dirtbike. -another M2 barret and a pair of holsters along with another silencer. - a bunch of clips full of ammo. -a holobook to use as a sketchbook. -and a transforming melee weapon and tool. Carrying all the stuff was no problem with the battle armor since it multiplys your strength by 3x. You then realize the time. It showed 6:00 on the HUD in the suits visor. You make a mad dash to luna's quarters and dump all your stuff into the ever expanding suitcase. You also take off the suit and dump it in. Turning to the door, you find it would take too long to find Luna in the royal court. Thank god for the fact that you learnt parkour a long time ago. You run and jump out the window, hitting the roof below with a thud and sliding down to the balcony on the side of the castle. The courtroom was just a floor below. You immediately jump off the balcony and fall through an open skylight, finding yourself directly next to Luna. Wow. You knew you were good but never that good. --------------------------------------------- The rest of the day is fine and it all ends with you drifting off yet again to sleep with Luna in your arms, feeling her soft breath on your chest and her hooves around your midsection. "Good night, princess." You whisper into luna's ear as you both succumb to sleep.
Today was the day to go to the crystal empire. You woke up as Luna shook you gently and whispered your name. Realizing that you had fifteen minutes to get to the train station, you jump out of bed and rush as fast as you can to get ready. When you finish and grab your luggage, Luna teleports both of you in front of the royal railcar. You fold down the stairs and let Luna in. After you fold the stairs back up, the train begins to move and speeds up at an alarming rate. You run as fast as you can across the station and see a stack of luggage. You use the luggage as a launchpad and jump onto the train, moving up to the Royal railcar. As you drop down onto the balcony on the side of the impossible double decker car you hit your head on a passing sign, gaining a bruise on the side of your face. You open the door to find luna lying on a couch reading a romance novel. "Hue, could y- oh my! How did you get that bruise?! And your bleeding from your nose!" She says as her expression turns from question to shock at the sight of your massive bruise and now bleeding nose.
You feel pins and needles in the injured spots. Suddenly you realize that the wounds had been mended by magic. "What was that!? Humans don't heal that fast!" You ask with a mix of fear and surprise in your voice. "The magic of the blood contract at work my dear. It will mend your wounds" Answers Luna, returning to her novel. You begin to feel like deadpool, but with sanity. ------------------------------------- You were at the only stop on the entire trip and were a bit tired from the fact that you left at four in the morning. "Hue, if you want to take a nap, you can. Just consult me first." Says Luna as she notices that you are exhausted. On that very note, you almost immediately flop down into a chair that looked something like the lazy boy chairs back in the human realm and fall asleep.
As the train makes its second stop, your thrown off the chair and wake up upon contact with the floor. As you get up you feel nature calling. You dash to the bathroom and empty yourself into the small, pony size toilet. As you begin to walk back you pass the mirror, caching a glimpse of your charming physique and white hair. 'Wait a minute. Back it up.' You think as you back up and look in the mirror 'my hair is white!?' You let out a blood curdling scream and dash back downstairs to Luna. "Why the hell is my hair white!?" You yell frantically, pointing to your previously colored hair. "It changed while you were asleep. It seems that the magic of the contract had a few side affects." Answered the blue alicorns while playing on what looked like a PS vita. You return to the bathroom and take a look at the rest of your body. You found what looked like a tattoo on your chest. It looked like a sort of pattern with a magic circle worked into the middle. You instantly ran to show luna. *thuk* *slam*
You tripped over the romance novel that Luna had probably dropped and slammed your nose on the floor. Getting up, you expected to see red. But instead, you are greeted by splatters of dark blue fluid. You guess that the contract affected your blood too. As you reach luna , you realize that you were shirtless and are eliciting a blush from the princess. "Umm.... Do you wish that I put my shirt back on?" You ask, a bit embarrassed. "No, its fine. I wanted to scan the inside of your body anyway. Stand with your feet spread, your arms out and your eyes closed." She commands as her horn lights up.
You do as she says and feel a wave of warmth pass through your body. As soon as it passes, Luna tells you to look. You open your eyes to see a transparent, 3D model of yourself. Your no expert on the human body, but by the looks of it there were lots of changes: -your heart had an extra chamber. -you had a third, smaller lung in between your original ones. -you now had stronger but lighter bones. -you gained better mental endurance. -and finally, you had gained faster reaction timing and sharper senses.
"Wow." Finally escaped your lips as you realized that you now had changed. The train was now halfway to the crystal empire and was going through the border security of the frozen north. "Theif! Stop him!" Yells a voice from the car in front. "Permission to give chase ma'am?" You ask. "Granted" answers the blue alicorn.
'To be continued....' You say in your inner monologue....