Pony Road Trip Written by: The Jello Master, and Zalg (Magikarp)
The ponies were sitting in the the town square. “This town sure is square.” Said Twilight. “Let us make the road tripping now.” said Rainbow Dash as tripped on road. Fluttershy did make the wing boner. Then Spike drive up in white van. “Get in van car van.” said Spike. Spike was make the rape a Rarity. “No to that!” say Pinkie punch Spike in face. All make a piling in. Spike turn on Slipknot on radio and make the jam out. “That is the ugly.” say Rarity. Pinkie make the punching of Rarity face. Spike gas pedal. Car van car go in motion of great speeds. Spike hit eighty-eight and sees serious shit. Dead Twist fly out from under car. Bloody entrails splatter grill. No pony was sad because Twist makes the sucking. Fluttershy wing bony again. Many necrophilias occur. Police make a siren behind van car van. Spike makes a shooting with semi-automatic. Carrot Top killed in crossfire. No pony sad either because she is bitch. Spike make a U turn. He run over Twist again. Spike make another U turn. Spike leaves town behind and ponies sigh relief. Rarity makes an annoying. Pinkie does punch in face. Fluttershy does wing boner. Rainbow dash makes a tripping on mushrooms in van. Twilight makes the stating the obvious. Spike hit the gas. Van car van fly down highway making Fluttershy the wing boner. The stop to eat. Everypony eat the burgers. Burgers make Fluttershy the wing boner. Rarity says something stupid. Pinkie does punching. Applejack pulls up in pimpin’ hummer. She was mad about being the lefted. She shot the cap in the Rarirty ass. Rarity made a dying. Fluttershy wing boner again. Many more necrophilias occur. Spike return fire. Hummer explode. Explosion make the killings. Applebloom get killed by shrapnel. Spike shank cashier. Spike use command start on van car van. They speed off. Stop many hours later at hotel. Spike sleep with dead Rarity. Twilight and Fluttershy make the lesbian sex. Lesbian sex occur because apparently that’s popular. Jack Torrance checks boiler pressure. Boiler pressure too high. Hotel explode and kill everyone.
The Ultimate War of Pony Written by: The Jello Master, Zalg (Magicarp), and Zick
Pinkie was play the NES. Fluttershy walk in through door with wing bony. “Pinkie, why play NES?” say Fluttershy. Suddenly, all the ponies run into room and get sucked down NES. Fluttershy wing bonys no fit in NES. She stop. Suddenly, in Mario world. Toad makes a running. Applejack beat up Toad. Steal Toad vest. “Sorry” say Toad “Princess in other castle.” Fluttershy and Twilight make the wing sexing. Twilight was pregnant. Flying unicorn is born. Suddenly, Gary Oak appear! Gary Oak make a killings flying unicorn. Suddenly, magic unicycle emerge from hell. “Muahahah” say Gary as unicycle away. “Noooo BABY!” cry Fluttershy. Suddenly, TWIST! Twist chase Gary on motorcycle. Suddenly, Yugi appear. Twist beat Yugi in card game on motorcycle but no save Yugi grandfather. Twist use Millennium Motorcycle and make chasings of Gary. Gary tosses Pokeball. Twist makes the catching. Anvil falls from sky onto Twist ball. Make a crushings. “NOOOO TWIST!” yell No one. Everyone runs after Gary jumping pits and stuff. Pinkie hit head on block. Mushroom pop out. Much brain damaging occur. Pinkie suffer aneurism and die. Suddenly, green mushroom touch Pinkie. She live. Fire imp appear. Pinkie kills with magic of sledgehammer. Mario hat appear. Pinkie put on head. Makes a Mario. Team advances on castle. Turtles attack. Everyone make a look for Rarity. “Where be she?” ask Fluttershy, bony again. Scootaloo race ahead. “Watch out Scootaloo!” yell Applejack. Lakitu throw a spike thing. Scootaloo make the impalings. Sweetie Belle makes a cryings. Pinkie jump on her head, make spine crushings. Applebloom was only left. Suddenly, Ryu appear. “Hadouken!!!!” yell Ryu, shoot Hadouken at Pinkie. Pinkie block with power of friendship, hold Applebloom in front of blast. Applebloom explode in sonic rings. “You missed pal.” Say Mike Dawson. Fluttershy make a murder Mike Dawson. Twilight shoot with 12 gauge. “Applebloom, you sacrifice not in vain!” yell Applejack, grab a rifle. Applejack shoot Ryu. Ryu die because he no know how block guns. Derpy see fighting. Derpy has join party. Suddenly, Derpy bumps into car, trigger alarm, alert horde. Boomer come. Bill shoot Boomer. Lewis shoot Derpy, mistake for zombie. Overdose on pills. Castle in sight. Group make it there without trouble except Rainbow Dash die from Gary Oak shoot gun. They make it to castle doors. Castle doors flatten Fluttershy, make a wing boner as spine crushed. Luna appear scare Applejack. Get shoot in face. Trixie make shooting magics at them. Gary Oak appear out of nowhere return fire, save them all. Pinkie beat in Gary Oak head with sledgehammer. Suddenly, Spike appear make a laughing. Rarity tie up behind him, C4 on chest. Spike trigger explosive. Rarity make a booming. Spike pull out dual samurai swords and chop up Twilight. Applejack get cut up too. Pinkie shoots Spike through face with cannon. She escapes unharmed after meeting the wizard a getting a ride home. Pinkie wake up, passed out on floor with friends around her. They were all dead. She wishes on the seven dragon balls she was saving for her birthday that they were all safe. It didn’t work.
Gary Catches All The Ponies and Forces Them to Fight to the Death
Gary Catches All The Ponies and Forces Them to Fight to the Death Written by: The Jello Master, Zalg (Magikarp), and Zick
Gary Oak was sit in Pallet Town. “To Hell with Pallet Town” said Gary, nuke Pallet Town. “Shit, I forgot my Pokémon to make fight to death” said Gary Oak, disgustedly. Gary used arcane magic to summon a portal to Ponyville. Gary stepped through portal, wield dual desert eagles. Gary shoot down 3rd Street Saints in badass drive by. “Oh shit” said Gat as face get blown off. Gary then approached pony town meeting with huge sack of balls. Gary catch all the ponies using balls. Gary return the pony filled balls to his sack. Gary then construct an arena using nothing but lobster shells. Gary sat in high chair upon large podium. Gary release Twist and Rainbow Dash into the arena, drop weapons. Rainbow Dash grab chainsaw, Twist grab toothbrush. Epic battle ensues, Twist saws the head off of Rainbow Dash with toothbrush. “Anypony else want some?” yell Twist. Gary then shoot her in face with desert eagle. Twist survived. Suddenly, Spike smash through walls on the back of Bullet Bill. Spike shoot Gary with Gold-Plated Ak-47. Gary died an agonizing death. Spike loaded all of the ponies into a large schoolbus. Ponies grabbed weapons and prepared to fight their way out. “Fus Ro Da” said the Dragonborn, slaying Spike, destroying schoolbus. Survivors run, but they are no match for turbo-Gary. Turbo Gary threw all of the Chaos Emeralds and Sonichu Balls into the air. Gary then used his machine gun built into his arm to kill every survivor except Twist. Twist then turned into Ultra-Twist using all of the Dragon Balls. Ultra-Twist has the power to make thing explode. She accidently looked in a mirror and exploded.
Good thing she wished to be immortal. She killed Gary with silver-plated .45s. She then sat on the curb, drank a 40 and rockets emerged from her hooves and she flew off into space.
All The Ponies go to the Moon Written by: The Jello Master, Zalg (Magikarp), Zick, and Febreezey Fresh
It was morning. Rooster made the crowing until Spike shoot it with shotgun. Applejack woke up, realize she was in Fluttershy’s bed. “What a twist!” say M. Knight Shymalan, punch Twist in face. Pinkie burst through doors wearing bedazzled space suit. “Would be fun to make party on moon.” Say Pinkie. “No.” Say Fluttershy. “Yes.” Say Pinkie. Fluttershy offended and punch Pinkie. Epic fist fight occur. Pinkie wins after cheating and using brass knuckles. Fluttershy face get broken and hurted. Bronies cry in agony because spelling and grammar is bad. M. Knight Shymalan pull up in semi truck with space ship in trailer. “Let’s go make plot twists on the moon!” Say Shymalan. Suddenly, Rainbow Dash appear with Spike and Rarity and Twilight and space suits for everyone. They all go into the rocket and fasten several seatbelts and Shymalan crawl into front seat. Shymalan ties knot with seat belt around Twist’s neck. “No escaping.” Say Shymalan. “ghhgfdghfgh.” Say Twist. Everyone laughs at Twist. Space ship flies into air break sound barrier and fly straight into the moon. Spike flies out of seat and hits front windshield, splatters dragon blood everywhere. Rarity dumps Spike out garbage chute. Applejack vomits in agreement. Suddenly, Luna appear holding rifle from Vietnam. “All of you, off of the lawn that I own.” Say Luna. She then speed off in Gran Torino to fight the Asians. Evil face on moon smile at Fluttershy and eat her face off. “NUUUUUUUU!” say Twilight. “Yeeeeeeeeee.” Say Gary Oak as put moon back in his pokeball. All ponies float in space as Jason, riding a surfboard, picks up Gary Oak and flies him off into the sunset, killing Rarity in the process with pistols. Shymalan takes off quickly leaving Applejack behind. Shymalan chases Gary Oak but it is no use because Jason’s surfboard is faster. Gary shoot back and kill Shymalan. Twist hits the self destruct switch on the control board and takes the controls so she can go fast enough to catch up to Gary and explode all of them the end. Link plays the song of time. Part 2: Return to top of page.
