Fluttershy keeps getting strange notes from a admirer! Whats going on!?!
Fluttershy gets strange notes from ..... Discord. She wont admit to her friends that the letters are from him. But when friends become angry with her because she wont tell, Discord gets so lovesick he do anything.. even make a deal with the ponys to not take over Equestria.
"Good morning, Angel," Fluttershy said while getting out of her bed, " I'm going to get the mail." She was opening the door when Angel jumped onto her head. He started brushing her hair. " Thanks Angel." She stepped outside and got her mail. She read the letters during breakfast. "This ones from Pinkie pie, this ones from Rainbow, this ones from... Oh dear."
Discord was watching Fluttershy from a cloud. "THATS IT!?! I thought she would be screaming her head of!" He was becoming bored. Fluttershy heard all of the commotion and went outside. She looked up and saw the draquonicus. "Oh, My," Fluttershy just stood there like a statute. " Goodness."
" Did you get my note?"
"Yes,"
"OK, good. You know I found a castle in the Everfree forest. Maybe you could come over sometime?"
" Um, sure?"
"How about, at seven tonight?"
"OK."
"please! Wait, what!?"
" I said, OK."
" Right. See you tonight!"
He snaped his fingers and disappeared. Fluttershy just sighed, " I think I should maybe dress up." She went inside and told herself that she should give him a chance. " I'm going to see Rarity, Angel." Angel waved his paw as if to say, bye! See you later! After she left, Angel threw a party.
When Fluttershy got to Rarity's house, she asked her to make a dress for a dinner. " Darling, who are you going to dinner with?" Rarity asked. "He said I couldn't tell." Fluttershy fibbed. She didn't want to tell her friends yet. If she did, they would get mad with her,just for having dinner with the lord of chaos. When Rarity was done with her dress, she put it on, and ran to Sweet Apple Anchors. Applejack was working the farm, but when Fluttershy showed up, she stopped and before she could say hi, Fluttershy blurted out everything.
" I got a love letter from, from.."
" Sugarcube, are ya'll alright?"
" DISCORD!! I GOT A LOVE LETTER FROM DISCORD!!"
" No need to yell, sugarcube."
"Oh, sorry, Applejack."
After an explanation later...
"Your going on a date with DISCORD!?!?" the southern pony exclaimed.
"Not going on a date having dinner with Discord."
"Ya'll sure you want to do this?"
"Yes, I want to give him a chance."
"Alright, sugarcube."
Meanwhile, at Discord's castle, " YES!!! YES,YES,YES!! Right, got to get ready! Where is it? Ah, here it is! " He pulled out a suit, put it on, and ran outside to the garden he made just for Fluttershy. He summoned a table for two and put it in the middle of the garden. "Too romantic. Not romantic enough. Too flowery. Too green. Too pink. PERFECT!!!" The garden turned into a very romantic outdoor restaurant. " THIS IS GREAT!! I am just about to be evil!! If I make Fluttershy fall in love with me, she won't use her element to try to turn me to stone! Man, I forgot the tulips! You know, I'm having a hard time believing that I'm doing this." Discord said when he went into his room to wait for Fluttershy.
"GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG BUNNY!! NO THROWING PARTIES WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!" Fluttershy screamed when she saw the animals partying without her. Well, I'm SORRY! Angel seemed to say with an attitude. She could not stand it anymore. She had excepted Discord's date-thingy and didn't know how to get out of it. She lied to one of her friends and told the truth to the element of honesty. It was like the lord of chaos was turning her on and off of her chaotic form. This is getting to weird. WAY to weird she thought, Maybe he is in love with me.. NO WAY! NO WAY WOULD HE EVER LOVE ME!! That would be as weird as me being in love with him AND chaos.She trotted downstairs and look at herself in the mirror. " I need more makeup. " she sighed, " I'll have to go back to Rarity." I think having dinner with Discord is a good idea. He is sort of cute..
" WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!! I need to see Zecora. She'll know what to do!Then I'll see Rarity.."
Discord was watching pony couples in his magic mirror. "Some mare named Derpy loves some sort of doctor. He loves the mare back. How do they do it? This is starting to make me gag." He snaped his fingers and the mirror shut off." Time to think. How do I win Fluttershy's heart?" He said while gagging, " I think I'll visit my neighbor, Zecora for advice! She knows everything!"
While Fluttershy was wandering in the Everfree forest, Discord was standing in Zecora's doorway. "Hi neighbor!!"
" May I say Neigh. What the Hay!! How very rude of me. Would you come in and have some tea?"
" Cut the act. I can speak English."
" I don't care. Would you think that was my flare?"
" STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES!!!! THATS MY JOB!!"
"Alright, alright! I get it! Now would you just quit it!?! I do not care how I speak! Now go ahead, Take a peek."
"How do you know why I'm here? I never told you."
"Because I do. Now please, look into my brew!!"
" OK, I get it! Look into the brew. Is that all I have to do? Great, now you've got me doing it!!"
" Do you want to know how to do it or not!?!"
" OK! OK. Hey, your'e not speaking in riddles!!"
"just look into the brew already!!"
" Fine. You win."
Just as he looked into the brew, Fluttershy burst into the hut, and Discord did not hear anything, because his whole head was in the brew.
" Fluttershy, did you know the Grand Galloping Gala is coming up soon?"
" Hey, Zecora! Wait, your'e not talking in riddles! Nevermind. I think you know why I'm here."
"Yes, I do. Would you look into my other brew?"
" Now you speak in riddles."
" Look in the Brew!!!!!!!"
"Fine. You win."
" Funny. That's what he said."
Zecora pointed her hoof at Discord, who's head was still in the brew.
" Oh my goodness!! I did not see him here."
" UGH!! JUST LOOK IN THE BREW!!!!!!"
"OK OK OK!!"
She put her head in the other brew, just as Discord took his head out of his brew.
"Wow. I never thought of that."
"I know."
" Thanks!! You are welcome at my castle anytime!!"
He left without noticing Fluttershy. Five minutes later Fluttershy took her head out the brew.
" Oh my. Is this really how I feel about Discord??"
" The brew can not lie."
" Alright. I'll see you later Zecora!! Thank you!!"
It was 6:30pm. Discord was waiting for Fluttershy in the hallway where the front door was. 6:35pm. Discord was starting to get impatient. 6:40pm.
" I don't know whats going on over in Ponyville." He snaped his fingers and said," I'VE GOT IT!!! I'll go pick her up!! Thats MUCH easier."
He flew to Fluttershy's cottage, checked his watch, and knocked on the door. " Fluttershy, its time to go!! please come.."
" I'm coming!!"
She went outside, and the lord of chaos just stood there in awe. Fluttershy was wearing a simple pink dress with vines that were the perfect shade of green. She had on pink eye shadow, pink blush, and pink lipstick, all the perfect shade of pink. She put all different kinds of flowers in her flowing pink mane. Her shoes were green ballet slippers. Discord wanted to stroke the pony's flowing mane. He tried to, but his moment was interrupted when Fluttershy asked, " What are you doing?"
" Uhh, umm, trying to lead you to my castle! Yes, that's what I'm doing!!" She giggled, which made him smile.
Come on Discord! Say something!!
" You look so beautiful tonight."
" What?! I mean, thank you. You look really handsome tonight."
" Thanks. I'm going to tell you a secret. Can you keep it?"
" Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
" When you asked me what was I doing I lied."
" What were you really doing?"
" Trying to.. to.."
" To what?"
" OK, I was trying to stroke your flowing pink mane."
" You WHAT!?!"
" You just look so beautiful and.."
" Shhh, It's OK. Don't panic. I'm fine. And I got an idea! Why don't we have dinner an a cloud tonight? It would be nice.."
Before she could finish, Discord snaped his fingers, and the two were sitting on a cloud above Discord's dark castle.
" Hey, where is Fluttershy? She's not in her bed like she usually is at this time!!" Princess Luna shouted when she saw Fluttershy cottage. " And her bunny is throwing a party!! She would not like it if she found out that he threw a party while she was gone!! I will go stop this party!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
She went inside and saw that they were playing her favorite party game without her! So like a filly, she started partying too. " This is what I call fun!! And who knew that I LOVE to have FUN!! Just like, uhh, whats her name again? Cherry pie? I know it ends with pie.. Umm, Blueberry Pie? Umm, no that's not it.. Uhh, I know!! Raspberry Pie!! Huh, its coming to me, PINKIE PIE!!!!! Yes, that's her name! Or is it?Hmmm...."
In the Ponyville library,
" Fluttershy was in my shop earlier than usual. She also had this weird look on her face. I wonder whats wrong.." Rarity said to her friends, " I hope shes alright.."
" Its OK, Rarity. Shes probably just sick." Twilight answered, not taking her eyes of the book see was reading." Anyway, If something was wrong, she would tell Applejack first. Right AJ?" She looked at Applejack, who was trying her best not blurt out everything.
" I didn't notice anything about her! I swear!!" Spike was with them so it was easier to lie, she could never be honest around him, since she had a crush on him ever since the timber wolf incident. " Have the rest of ya'll seen anything?"
" I saw Fluttershy was not in her cottage when I flew by, I didn't look inside, but I know she wasn't there because the animals were partying!!! She would not let that happen!!" Rainbow Dash shouted, " I just know it!"
" It's OK Rainbow, as a princess I will see whats going on with Fluttershy." Twilight said calmly, " And I'll tell Princess Celestia. She'll most likely know what to do.."
" SHE BETTER KNOW!! IT'S FLUTTERSHY'S BIRTHDAY SOON! IF SHES NOT HERE I WONT BE ABLE TO GIVE HER THE GIFT I GOT HER!! AND SHE'LL NEVER SEE WHAT it is.." Pinkie pie started crying. " WAAHHHHHHHH!!"
" Pinkie, darling, nothing is going to happen to her! I think.."
" What if someone sees us? What if my friends find out? What if.."
" Shh, dear, lets eat our dinner. Then you can ask questions, and I will answer them. I promise. "
" I hope so.."She answered, "I hope so.."
She ate her dinner. Fast. Really fast.
" Discord, I don't feel so good.."
" I think you are sick, dear, you might have to stay here the night.."
" I hope not, I don't want to sleep out of my bed! I'm not used to sleeping out of my bed!"
He snaped his fingers and a bucket appeared in Fluttershy's lap. And like it was her cue, she threw up.
" Sorry, dear, but if you throw up, your'e to sick to leave. I don't want you to get sick even more!"
" But.."
" NO BUTS!"
" Discord, you do realize that you can just zap me home, right?
" I know. But what if your pesky, I mean nice, bunny can't take care of you! I mean.."
" Discord.. OK. You win. I'll stay here the night. But, I want my own room. And, don't make it fancy. I want it to be nice, but not fancy. OK? Discord, are you listening to me? Discord!?!"
" What? Right. Your own room, blah, blah, blah, not fancy. Got it. But do you want it to be green, pink, or both? On the walls and bed. You know?"
" I want it to be both on the walls and on the bed, Can it be green with pink pillows?"
" Yes, it can be. Are you sure you want it this way? Because I'm not changing it."
" Yes, I want it that way. But, can we get it ready now? I don't know how long I can be up here. It's making me feel dizzy.."
" Say no more!"
He snaped his fingers and they were inside.
" Spike, take a note, please."
He burped up a letter.
" Oh, I forgot to send a letter to Princess Celestia!" Twilight said, surprised.
" Spike, will you read it to me, please."
" Yes maim!"
Spike read the letter.
" You know who I am. Fluttershy is sick at my castle. I mean no harm to her."
At the party, Angel found the note that Discord wrote to Fluttershy. He read..
Dear Fluttershy,
I know you think I'm a monster. Well, technically, I am.. but that does not matter right now.
What I am trying to say is that we are both different creatures. I know you know that I am evil right now, but I don't want to be. Please, can you reform me.
You probably know who I am. I am the lord of chaos. Discord himself is writing to you. You thought I was stone? Well, that was a wrong answer.
I snapped my fingers and a statue of me appeared. Big deal. Blah, blah, blah. I know you won. Hooray for you and your friends.
It is not nice that I did that. Or is it..
It's also not nice to try to turn a thing that wants to be good but doesn't know how to be to stone. Ha! And you thought you were good!
But you, yes you, are good to the heart. That is why I'm asking you to reform me. Got it? I hope so.
But, ha! There is one more reason why I'm writing to you. I LOVE you. I know . It's gross. And cheesy. But hey! This is what love is like! I think...
Anyway, Two reasons why I love you. ( Really there's thousands.) I like you because your'e nice and uhh. How do I put this? I know! Because your mane is pink and flowing. I'ts like I want to get lost in it. you know?
Thanks anyway.
Love, Discord, Master of chaos.
What the? What is this love thing all about! This is so gross!! EWWW!!! Angel said in his mind.
He took the note, crumpled it up and threw it in the trash. He didn't care if he was scolded. He ate so many carrots it made him sleepy.
DING DONG!
Angel went at alert right away. At the door was Tank, Opel, Winona, Twilight's owl, and Twilight. Angel did not know the owl's name, mainly because he has only talked to him once.
" Princess Luna? Why are you here?!? You should be patrolling the night!" Twilight exclaimed, worried.
"I know, but,"
" In fact, It's morning, and WHERE IS FLUTTERSHY?!? FLUTERSHY? WHERE ARE YOU?"
" Calm down, Twilight. You know how I am with having fun! Also, nopony knows where Fluttershy is. Let's have some fun!!"
" Nevermind, I'll ask Applejack! She might know, Fluttershy always tells her secrets first, i don't know why, since she is the element of honesty. Oh well, bye Luna!"
" Bye!"
She left the party, not understanding. Fluttershy would not be letting her animals party, even when she's not home. She also saw a beaver eating cotton candy.
Fluttershy never buys cotton candy, unless she was at the fair! It's Fall! the fair happens in Summer! There is only one reason she would have cotton candy..
" DISCORD!!"
Discord was watching the clouds, thinking of the beautiful mare he had spent the night with. Now Fluttershy was in the room he made for her.
" I want to ask her. I really want to ask her if she likes me. I.."
" Get over it!!"
A shoulder devil appeared.
" WHO THE HAY ARE YOU!?!"
" Dude, she will never love, or even like, you! Look at yourself!! I mean really, man, GET OVER IT!!"
" GET OUT, GET OUT,GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!"
" She will never fall into your arms instead! HA, HA!!"
" NO I AM NOT KIDDING! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!BEFORE I SQASH YOU!!!"
Fluttershy was sleeping in the bed that Discord gave her to sleep in. There was a towel with a bowl. It was right next to the bed in case she needed to throw up again. She was tossing and turning in her sleep. She woke up screaming. Then she threw up again. Discord heard her screams and, in a flash,was in Fluttershy's room.
" What happened in here? Did someone break into your room and try to kidnap you?!? Don't worry! I'm going to protect you no mater what happens to me! I swear!" Discord vowed.
" Discord,
" TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!"
" Discord,"
" NOW!!!!"
She was scared now and started to cry.
" herr*sniff* herherr"
" What now?"
He looked down at her. His eyes opened wide. He felt, for the first time in his life, sorry.
" Dear Fluttershy, I'm, I'm, so, sor.. I'm so sorry. There I said it! Are you ok?
" Yes, I'm OK now. But can I go home now? Please?"
" Fine. I'll zap you home. But, do you want me to keep your room? You know, just in case you come over again?"
" Yes, you can leave it the way it is. But, this might be a one time thing, you know? "
" Yeah. I know. But, since, before you go, I was going to ask you this later, but, do you really think I'm a monster?"
"Uhhhh…" She mumbled.
CRAP!!
"Go."
"Excuse me?"
"GO. NOW!"
"Dis-" She started.
But, before she could finish, Discord snapped his fingers. In a flash, she was gone.
"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!" Discord yelled. "Oh wait, Ive never did this before, so never mind! GAH! Ive got to stop talking to myself! Hey, then why do I feel guilty?"
Oh no!! Im in love with a pony!! WHY THE HECK DID I SEND HER AWAY!!
He zapped into his room, and for the first time in his life, the mighty lord of chaos, he cried.
Fluttershy ended up in front of her cottage, and was surprised to see her friends, even Zecora, in the front door.
"Whats going on here?" She asked, confused.
"Princess Luna is in there partying with your animals!!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.
"What the hay are you talking about, Pinkie?"
"WELL…."
"Ill take it from here, Pinkie." says Twilight calmly.
"Whats going on here?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Its night time, around 8:30, and Luna won't raise the moon!!"
"Alright, Ill see what I can do." Said Fluttershy, while walking into the cottage.
