Good Things Cum

by GeodesicDragon

First published

[HumanxLuna] These are the official clop scenes for 'Good Things Come' by Sweet Tale (formerly known as Greatodyer).

Owen, from England, has been in Equestria for a while now. A lot has happened to him during his stay, but the most important thing - to him at least - is when he met, and then fell in love with, Princess Luna.

Now these two lovers are going to express their feelings in the most sacred way a couple can express their feelings: by having sex. Lots and lots of sex.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

These are the official clop scenes for Good Things Come by Sweet Tale (formerly known as Greatodyer).

Featured on Equestria After Dark on May 28th, 2013.

Reading Good Things Come is required, as the clop scenes are numbered to correspond to the chapter they belong to. However: Chapters which start with a 'B' are bonus chapters, and are therefore not canon to the main story.

Thanks to Ilukaappledash and Hanna Lovelace, for suggesting that Luna would taste of blueberries.

Also: hooray for punny titles!

25. Hearth's Warming (Edited)

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CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

Hearth's Warming

Luna and I retired to her chambers and we both got comfortable in the bed. She looked at the necklace around her neck and laid a hoof on it gently.

"So that's what the photo was for," she murmured.

I turned my head to meet her gaze. "Yep," I said. "I saw the opportunity and decided to take it. Turned out to be for the best, don't you think?"

"Yes it did," Luna replied. We kissed for a while before she pulled back. "What's wrong, Owen? You seem distracted."

Damn, I thought. I was hoping she didn't pick up on that.

I sat up and sighed. "I've got something on my mind that I need to get off my chest," I said. "Something that I've been thinking about for a while now."

"Is there anything I can do to help?" Luna asked as she laid a forehoof on my shoulder. I took it off and held it in my hand, turning my body so I was facing her directly.

"Today has given me a lot of answers," I said. "Like how Equestria was formed, how you would have liked my gift and the answer to my dilemma. I can't believe that it has taken me this long to realise just how much I truly love you."

"I know you love me," Luna giggled. "You tell me all the time."

"I know but..." I paused for a moment while I looked for the right words. "When I was in that cell, all I could think about was you. All of the things I never said, all of the things I never done and never could do. But when I saw you again, I had another chance. Another chance to let you know how much you truly mean to me. I guess what I'm trying to say is... I'm ready."

"Ready?" Luna looked at me quizzically. "Ready for what?"

I leaned forward and gave her a kiss on the lips. I pushed hard and held it for about ten seconds before breaking it and lifting my hand up to her cheek, cupping it.

"I'm ready," I said again, more forcefully than before.

Luna still held that look before she thought hard and realisation came to her. She took my other hand in her hoof and held it tight.

"Are you certain?" she asked.

"More certain than I'll ever be," I said as I kissed her hooves.

Luna leant in and wrapped her hooves around my chest and locked lips with me. Our bodies fell down onto the bed firmly entwined, and ready to take the next step.

I felt something wet pressing against my lips. I opened my mouth slightly, allowing Luna's tongue access. We started to wage a desperate battle for dominance, a battle I was soon losing... not that I was about to complain.

I started running my hands slowly along her sides before coming to rest at her flanks, which I then squeezed. Luna let out a small moan into my mouth, which was music to my ears. She pulled away and stared at me with half-lidded eyes.

"God, you're beautiful," I said through gritted teeth. Luna giggled and focused some magic into her horn. A few seconds later my clothing lay in a pile in the corner, revealing my naked form. I fought against the instinct to cover myself as I had in the bath all that time ago and instead grinned.

"I know this is your first time, my dear," Luna cooed. "So please relax, and let me do what I can to please you. Consider it to be an extra Hearth's Warming gift."

I found myself standing at attention after she finished speaking, her voice dripping with lust. I lay back on the bed as Luna eyed my cock for a moment before leaning forwards and licking it from base to tip. The contact sent a surge of pleasure up my spine, convalescing in a groan which escaped from my lips.

Luna trailed her tongue slowly up and down my length while occasionally kissing the tip, where droplets of precum had been forming. She licked them up eagerly and smacked her lips, as if savouring the taste.

"Mmm, very nice," she said. "But what about the rest?"

With those words she took me into the moist confines of her mouth, taking me all the way to the hilt. I groaned in pleasure as Luna began bobbing her head up and down, never taking me all the way out before diving back down again. The feeling was indescribable, and I was lost in a world of blissful euphoria.

Deep within me a primal urge took over, and I thrust my hips forward. Luna gagged at the sudden feeling of my cock against the back of her throat and took me out of her mouth with a wet pop before proceeding to look at me with a raised eyebrow.

"Shit!" I gasped. "I'm sorry, Luna, I didn't me—"

I trailed off when I saw that Luna's raised eyebrow had been replaced with a sultry grin. "If you wanted to do that, Owen..." she paused for a moment. "Then all you had to do was ask. Tonight is all about you, after all."

Something about her voice made me tingle. Perhaps it was the sheer sluttiness of her voice, or perhaps it was the sensation of having my cock sucked still lingering. But in an instant, that primal part of me came back and I grinned.

I got off the bed and motioned for Luna to come over, which she did without question before leaning down and taking my length into her mouth. I caressed her cheeks with my hands — before gripping the back of her head and forcing her to take me down to the hilt.

I kept her there for a moment to allow her to get used to the sudden change, before moving her head back and forth with my hands. She didn't complain once, her moans spurring me to continue. I was consumed with animal lust, and I liked it.

The face-fuck continued for several minutes, the only sounds being my pleasured grunting and the gluk gluk gluk coming from Luna's mouth as she deep-throated me. I soon felt my cock twitching and realised what was about to happen. With one final shove, I forced Luna down my dick one more time as I exploded inside her mouth.

A small blush came to Luna's cheeks as she took everything I had, swallowing every last drop without a care in the world. I was amazed at just how big my load was, but Luna didn't seem to mind. The flow subsided and Luna took my cock out of her mouth, running her tongue along it one more time to clean the strands of cum from it. I was still at full-mast, and eager for more.

"Wow, that was incredible," I said as I fell back onto the bed. "I don't know what possessed me to do that though, Luna. Sorry."

"Don't apologise, Owen," she replied sternly. "I have already told you that this is your night. That said, however, I cannot be the one who does all of the work."

Before I could ask her what she was talking about, Luna had started crawling up the bed. She straddled my chest and kissed me tenderly before standing on her hind legs and giving me a good view of her marehood, already glistening with excitement.

"You want..." I paused while I stared at it, admiring its beauty. "You want me to lick you?"

"Yes, my dear," Luna replied coyly. "I do want you to lick me. Don't worry, though, I'll let you know if you do something wrong."

I looked up and saw the cutest little pout on her face. I put my hands on her flanks to steady her and nodded. "Well then," I said in as suave a tone of voice as I could muster. "Who am I to deny a mare's heartfelt pleas?"

With the smallest trace of hesitation, I leaned forward and brought my tongue to Luna's crescent. I was immediately taken aback by a salty taste, which soon gave way to a taste of blueberries. It was rather pleasant, and prompted me to slowly run my tongue up and down Luna's slit. She let out a small, but still pleasurable, moan at the contact. I began using my tongue to trace letters along her slit, starting with my name.

Suddenly, Luna's lips parted and my tongue entered her moist folds. Her moaning became a small squeal as her walls clamped around me, pulling my tongue in as far as it would go.

"O-Owen..." she gasped. "Are you positively sure that you've never done this before?"

I nodded and began to dart my tongue around her walls, relishing the taste of the juices beginning to accumulate. A few minutes later and Luna's breathing was coming out in shallow pants and her squeals of pleasure were becoming louder and more frequent.

I caught sight of something and looked closer at it. I've read enough biology books to know what a clitoris is, so I turned my attention to it instead. The moment my tongue brushed across it, Luna let out a long moan.

Not wanting to disappoint my beloved, I brought one of my hands around from her flank and slowly inserted a finger into her. As with my tongue, her vaginal walls clamped around the digit as I moved it back and forth. I then added a second finger for good measure.

Luna's wings began flapping erratically as I continued my assault on her nether regions. The smell of sweat permeated the air and only served to fuel the sexual tension in the room. A few more licks, and Luna reached her peak.

Arching her back she screamed with bliss as she rode out the wave of her orgasm. Her juices flowed freely, and I lapped up as much of it as I possibly could — the taste proving to be as intoxicating as even the strongest of liquors.

Panting furiously Luna lay down next to me. Her wings lay limp at her sides and her once free-flowing mane was now reduced to a dishevelled mess around her head. I put my arms around her and brought her in for a kiss.

"That was incredible, Owen," she said as we separated. "I refuse to believe that you've never had sex before."

"I'm not sure where my knowledge comes from," I replied with a shrug, before grinning. "But I don't hear you complaining about it."

Luna giggled and licked her lips as she looked at my cock, which was still standing at attention. I motioned for her to roll over onto her front, which she did as well as stick her rump in the air. I moved into position behind her and ran my hands along her slender body before pressing the head of my member against her entrance.

"Do it," she said breathlessly. "Do it, and make me feel like the goddess that I am."

I nodded and brought my hips forward slowly, savouring the feeling of Luna's lips parting to make way for me. Inch by inch I entered her until I was down to the hilt. "Holy f-fuck, Luna," I grunted. "That feels so good!"

I stayed still for a moment to allow both of us to get used to the new sensations coursing through our bodies, before I started moving again. The heat emanating from Luna's hindquarters was intense, and she seemed hell-bent on keeping me inside her.

I would slowly pull myself out of her – leaving just an inch or two inside – and then I would slam back into her again, our hips colliding with an audible smack. This cycle continued until eventually I was going like the pistons in a ships engine.

Our cries of ecstasy echoed around the room, accompanied by the schlick schlick schlick of my cock as it slid in and out of her. I held on tightly to her wonderful rear, using it to guide myself while fondling and kneading it to my heart's content.

Minutes passed, and Luna's tongue was hanging out of her mouth while her eyes had rolled into the back of her head. Her cries of passion had been reduced to small whimpers, while my own had been reduced to mere grunts.

The familiar twitching feeling came back to me and I slowed my thrusting down to a more leisurely pace as I asked Luna what, I felt, was the most important question of the night.

"I'm gonna cum, Luna!" I said. "Where do you want it?"

"Inside!" Luna squealed. "I want it inside. Oh, heavens above, this is the most wonderful night of my life!"

I nodded and quickened my pace. I was determined to get Luna off first, like a gentleman should, which didn't take long. Luna's walls soon clamped even tighter around my cock and her wings began flapping erratically again as she hit her second orgasm. She screamed and whimpered in equal doses before finally falling face-first into the pillows.

I hit my own orgasm a few seconds later. Waves of pleasure, beyond the likes of anything I have ever felt, coursed through me as I unloaded everything I had into Luna's entrance. She milked me for every last drop she could, while I gripped her flanks so tightly my knuckles turned white.

I collapsed on the bed next to her and she slowly raised her head to look at me. The smile on her face was all I needed to know that I had done a good job. "Happy Hearth's Warming, Owen," she whispered as she snuggled up to me.

"Happy Hearth's Warming, Luna," I replied as I kissed her forehead.

No further words were said as we basked in the afterglow before drifting off to sleep in each other's embrace.

32. The Time Is Right (Edited)

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CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO

The Time Is Right

I had to do it. Now was the time. It was now or never. I turned around to see Luna had risen to her hooves. Just what I needed. Taking a deep breath, I walked over and stood in front of her.

"Luna, there's something I need to do," I said. "Something really, really important."

"Oh?" she replied. "What is it?"

I shut my eyes, regaining my courage. Opening them, I fixed my gaze on her. "Ever since we first admitted our love for each other, I've found myself more... Joyful. Happy. Amazed. I was amazed that I had found the courage to admit my love to a girl... or mare. And then recently, I started thinking. Whenever I need help, you're there. Whenever I feel down, you comfort me. Whenever I just need to talk, your ears are always open. I have never found that in anyone I have ever known... apart from you. I love you, Luna." I kissed her softly. "I love you so much."

"I love you too," she responded.

I cleared my throat and wiped my forehead again. This was sapping all of my courage. "There's something I've been thinking about for the past couple of weeks," I put my hand on her shoulder. "Our future. I've been trying to think of what our future would be like... and what I'm about to do is the answer to my thoughts." I put my hand in my pocket and held it over the velvet box.

"I don't know how it goes in Equestria so I'll do it the old-fashioned way, the Earth way," I got down on one knee and pulled out the velvet box. "Princess Luna..." I opened the box to reveal the gold within. My eyes started to water, as the moment had arrived. "Will you make me the happiest man alive, and marry me?"

Luna gasped and brought a hoof to her mouth. Her eyes began to water and she started breathing rapidly. Her eyes darted from mine to the box and back again. I didn't dare speak. She slowly brought her hoof down and stared at me, her tears now falling.

"Yes."

A single tear fell from my eye. She said it! "YES?!"

"YES, OWEN, I WILL MARRY YOU!"

I stood up slowly and took the ring out of the box and slowly slipped it onto her horn. It hit the base and glimmered in the moonlight. Both of us now had streaming tears from our eyes. I immediately gave her a full, loving kiss and threw my arms around her, the sudden force sending us both to the ground. Breaking the kiss, I stared into her eyes intently.

"You have no idea how happy you've just made me, Luna," I said, still smiling at her.

"I can imagine," she replied with a chuckle. She kissed me again and then rose to her hooves. "So you planned all of this for me?"

I took her hoof into my hand. "For us," I laughed and stared at her again. "We're gonna be husband and wife. Husband and wife!" I called out. Luna laughed at my outburst. I walked up to the railing and threw my hands into the air.

"DID YOU HEAR THAT, EQUESTRIA?" I shouted. "LUNA I ARE GETTING MARRIED!"

I felt Luna's magic around my body as everything suddenly vanished in a flash of light. When my vision stopped swimming I saw that I was in her bedroom, and that she was staring at me with half-lidded eyes and a sultry grin.

"Oh?" I said mischievously. "So it's like that, is it?"

With those words I walked over to Luna and pushed her onto the bed. She gasped with delight as she hit the soft covers, before adjusting herself so that she was lying on her side with her head propped up on a forehoof.

I got on the bed and positioned myself above her, my arms on either side of her body. With a giggle Luna came in for a long and passionate kiss. As we broke apart we could both see the fires of lust burning intently in the others eyes.

"You first, Luna," I said. She nodded and rolled onto her back while I removed my clothing, throwing it haphazardly onto the floor. I was rock hard, and Luna was positively glistening with excitement.

"Wait," she said suddenly. "There is something I'd like to try. You lie on your back and let me do what I need to do."

"Uhh, okay," I replied, doing as she asked. My hesitation soon gave way to excitement when Luna climbed on top of me, her wonderful rear just inches from my face. "Ahh, the sixty-nine. Good idea."

Luna grinned and immediately got to work licking my shaft and balls, her expert tongue working its magic. At the same time I started my tried-and-tested routine of tracing letters along her crescent with my tongue.

Both of us moaned intently as we worked in harmony, Luna grinding her dripping sex against my face while I thrust my hips forward, the act reminding me of our first time making love. It was wonderful then, and it was wonderful now. Though this time I was getting a taste of my own medicine.

We continued to suck and lick at each other, both of us savouring the taste of the various fluids which were beginning to flow freely. The room was filled with quiet moans of pleasure and gasps of glee.

I added my fingers to my routine, inserting two of them from one hand into Luna while the other hand teased her now exposed clit. This only served to make her shudder involuntarily as she increased the speed of her licking, her lips clamped ferociously around the hilt of my dick. She eventually removed it and let loose a shrill cry of pleasure which rebounded off the walls — and no doubt scared the crap out of the guard posted outside the door.

"Owen..." she whimpered. "I'm so close. Please, don't stop."

I didn't reply – given the fact that I was busy – and started thrusting my fingers into her as fast as I could, her whines and squeaks prompting me to go faster still. Moments later, the proverbial floodgates opened as Luna hit her peak. With another scream of pleasure she arched her back as she rode out the wave of the intense orgasm rippling through her body.

"By my stars, that was incredible," she said breathlessly. "But I can't very well leave you like this, can I?"

I shook my head, while still licking my face clean of Luna's fluids, and moaned in pleasure as she took me back into the moist and warm confines of her mouth. Using her magic she began to massage my balls, intensifying the pleasure I was feeling.

"Luna..." I muttered. "I can't take much more of th—"

I was cut off by a feeling of euphoria washing over me as I came, Luna remaining stoic as I poured into her. She removed my cock from her mouth and turned to face me, showing me the cum on her tongue. And then, without breaking eye contact, closed her mouth and swallowed every last drop.

"Whoa..." was all I could say to such a display. Luna giggled and licked her lips clean before laying next to me.

"Did you enjoy that, my dear?" she cooed. I nodded towards my still-erect dick and she chuckled. "It would appear so."

She positioned herself over me, her marehood agonisingly close to my member. I looked at her pleadingly, to which she responded by slowly rubbing her moist slit against me.

"Y-you're such a tease," I grunted. "You know that?"

Luna simply giggled and lowered herself onto me. The feeling of penetrating her was indescribable, as if the words needed to do so simply did not exist. But it was amazing nonetheless and as I hilted within her, we both let out a long moan.

She leaned forwards and kissed me gently, a gesture I returned fondly before grasping her flanks with my hands and squeezing.

Luna took the hint and started bouncing, her luscious flank jiggling with every collision of our bodies. We were both sweating profusely, the scents emanating from the two of us mixing to form an aphrodisiac of sorts. Moans and whimpers had become squeals and shouts of sheer unadulterated pleasure.

I moved my hands upwards, to Luna's sides, and slid my arms around her. She leaned forward again and we began kissing passionately, while I made sure to start thrusting like a man possessed. I enjoyed the feeling of Luna's chest fur against my skin, as well as the feeling of her tongue dominating mine.

"Mmm, yes," Luna said as she pulled back slightly. "That feels so good, Owen. Please, keep going."

"Of course, my love," I grunted.

As I thrust into Luna's entrance a thought came to me. Summoning all my strength I flipped Luna over so that I was now on top of her. She seemed surprised by the sudden change and gasped.

"W-what is this?" she squeaked. "Owen, what are you doing?"

"Trust me," I replied. "You're going to love this."

She gazed into my eyes for a moment and nodded. I repositioned her, so that her hind legs were now draped over my shoulders, and resumed what I was doing. With each forward thrust Luna's flank left the bed, driving me even deeper into her.

"Oh... oh!" she squealed. "You're right, this is most enjoyable!"

"Just a little technique I read about from the books in my house." I said with a grin. "I've always wanted to try—"

"Shut up, Owen," Luna growled, clamping a forehoof over my mouth. "Shut up and fuck me."

I nodded and the speed of my thrusting increased, a speed which Luna began to match with her hips. The two of us were lost in a sea of pleasure, and soon I was reaching my peak.

"Oh fuck... oh fuck," I groaned. "I'm cumming, Luna!"

"Yes!" she shouted. "Give it to me, all of it! I want every last drop!"

Her words drove me over the edge and I let out a final cry of pleasure before my cock exploded, filling Luna's womb with my warm seed. Her own orgasm followed a few seconds later, the two of us enjoying every second of the moment.

Now spent, I collapsed on the bed next to Luna.

"Now that..." she said. "That is how you celebrate an engagement."

"Agreed," I replied. "But I'll tell you one thing... I can't wait for the honeymoon now."

Luna grinned and nodded before we shared another kiss and drifted off to sleep in each others embrace.

39. A Year Older (Edited)

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CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE

A Year Older

The guard opened the doors to Luna's chambers for me and I walked through, closing them afterwards. I couldn't see her anywhere and it was dead quiet.

"Luna?" I called out. "Are you in here?"

"I'll just be a minute!" she called back, her reply coming from the en suite. "I'm just washing up. I hope you don't mind, but I'm a little tired... so I may as well go to bed."

"It's no problem, Luna," I replied as I sat myself down on the bed and kicked my shoes off. "Because I feel a little tired as well."

"I won't be too long," she said. "So why don't you undress and keep the bed warm?"

I could hear the smile in her voice. "Will do," I took off my suit and folded it up, placing it on the cabinet. Stripping down to my boxers I climbed into the bed, ushering myself under the covers.

"Hnng... oof."

That sounded like a painful groan.

"Luna..." I said hesitantly. "Are you all right?"

"It's... it's fine," she sounded strained. "I was taking off my shoes and caught my hoof on an edge."

I got out of bed and went towards the door. "Are you sure?" I put my hand on the door handle. "Let me see."

"NO!" I instantly withdrew my hand. "It's all right... in fact, just sit down on the bed and I'll come out and show you in a second."

"Well... if you're sure," I went and sat on the edge of the bed. "Are you sure you're OK? You sounded like you were in pain."

"I'm fine, Owen," I heard her put something down. "Now, are you sitting comfortably?"

"Uhh... yeah."

The en suite door opened slowly. "Good, because I have to show you something," the door opened fully to reveal Luna — but not as I knew her. "Here's your real surprise, Owen."

"…" I was too shocked to say anything. In fact, the only thing that was getting a response out of the sight before me was in my boxers. Luna was wearing a French maid outfit... and a very tight one at that. The skirt end just fit above her tail where a wonderful view of her rear was in plain sight. She was even wearing a matching hat instead of her crown.

"Luna..." I trailed off, words having failed me.

"Yes, Owen?" Luna slowly moved towards me and showed off her luscious curves and beautiful body, before turning around and backing her rear close to my face. "Does this please you?"

I gulped heavily as I saw that she was wearing panties as well. They hugged her backside and made it look...wonderful. I had to fight the urge to just take her right there.

"Y-yes... this..." I raised my hand and rested it on her rear, squeezing her cheeks softly. "This pleases me so much."

"Good..." she turned to face me and used her magic to levitate me onto the bed. Laying me down, she crawled over and lay on top of me, purposefully making sure to make me as pleasured as possible. I put my arms around her and latched onto her lips, kissing her passionately. I eventually broke the kiss and stared into her eyes.

"You look so amazingly beautiful..." I couldn't believe I was about to do this, but I raised my hand and spanked Luna's rear — hard, earning a shocked gasp. "Not to mention really damn sexy."

She leaned down and kissed me hard again. Releasing the lip lock, she looked into my eyes. "Happy Birthday, my love," she cooed.

"Oh yeah..." I replied. "It is now."

Luna got off the bed and did a twirl, showing me the dress she was wearing. Once she was done, she even curtseyed. "How may I serve you today..." she asked sweetly. "Master?"

I did a double take. I had no idea Luna was into this sort of thing. Or if she wasn't, I was amazed that she was willing to try it for my benefit. It had the desired effect, as my boxers now resembled a small tent. Luna eyed my erection and giggled.

"So that's how this is going to happen?" I asked. "Very well, maid, I would like you to clean the floor. Make sure you get it sparkling."

Luna blushed and turned around. She knelt on the floor and pretended to scrub at a spot, giving me a wonderful view of her shapely rear being hugged by the panties she was wearing. Every now and again they would move to one side, giving me a fantastic view of her marehood.

While Luna 'worked' I got up from the bed and stood behind her. I laid one hand on her flank and began fondling it, feeling the material of the outfit she was wearing. It felt like something Rarity would have made – although how Luna broached the subject of having it made eluded me.

"Oops," Luna said with a mock gasp. "It appears that I have made the stain worse. Silly me."

I removed my hand from her flank and shook my head. "Well then, maid," I said sternly. "I guess you will have to be punished."

With those words I raised my hand and brought it down, smacking Luna hard across the flank. She quivered and suppressed a moan, which prompted me to spank her again. I must have hit her a good few times before she finally let out a squeal and spoke.

"I'm sorry, Master!" she pleaded. "It won't happen again!"

"Good maid," I patted her where I had been spanking her. "Make sure that it doesn't." It was then that I noticed the wet patch on the panties. Grinning wickedly, I pulled them to one side to see that Luna was moist. "Well would you look at this?" I said. "It would seem that my maid actually enjoys being spanked!"


With one hand I started caressing Luna's flanks and thighs, making sure to pinch her occasionally, while I traced the fingers on the other hand along her glistening slit. This time she didn't bother to suppress the moan which escaped from her lips. I licked the juices from my finger – getting that familiar taste of blueberries – and then slowly inserted two of them into her.

Luna let out a gasp which turned into a long and pleasurable moan as her lips parted to make way for my digits, her velvety walls clamping around them.

"Do you like that, maid?" I asked. "Tell me you like that."

"I l-love it, Master," Luna whimpered. "Please continue."

I continued massaging her, relishing both the feeling of her insides and the sounds of her moaning. She stopped 'scrubbing the floor' and used her magic to – literally – tear my boxers off, freeing my manhood from its cloth prison.

I savoured the cool breeze against my skin as I brought Luna to the throes of her orgasm. She arched her back and screamed with sheer unadulterated pleasure, before I felt her walls contract one more time as the mare juices poured out of her.

"T-thank you, Master Owen," she cooed as she shakily stood up to her full heigh. "But I believe that it is your turn now, yes?"

Before I could reply, she had bumped me with her flank and sent me onto the bed. I watched in awe as Luna adjusted herself so that she was facing me. Without a word, she took my cock in a forehoof and began stroking it. The feeling of her fur against my skin was enough to reduce me to a babbling pile of drool.

Luna worked my shaft slowly, bring her hoof to the top of my length before gliding back down to be bottom. She added her tongue to the mix, licking the head in a teasing manner while looking me straight in the eyes. The sight of this beautiful mare looking up at me while she sucked me off was incredible beyond belief.

And suck me off she did. Luna winked at me as she removed her forehoof and took my length into her waiting mouth, all the way to the hilt. She hummed as she did so, further increasing the pleasurable sensations I was experiencing.

Despite my best efforts I couldn't formulate a coherent sentence, instead moaning and grunting as Luna bobbed her head up and down. I saw her eyes widen and I knew what was about to happen. I tensed up, she clamped her lips against my cock as if her life depended on it, and I hit my release. Torrents of my seed poured down her throat and she dutifully swallowed every last drop.

The flow stopped and Luna extracted my cock from her mouth, licking her lips of any stray cum. "Did I do well, Master?" she asked sweetly. "Are you satisfied?"

"Not quite yet, maid," I replied. "So get yourself up here and I'll take care of it."

Luna nodded and got up on the bed, giggling merrily. She laid half-on and half-off it, her rear wiggling hypnotically in the air, almost begging me to take her. I slid off the bed and got behind her, the panties she was wearing moist with her excitement. I pulled them to one side, not bothering to even try and remove them, and slowly inserted myself into her.

We both groaned in pleasure at this intertwining of our bodies. Leaning forward I kissed the top of Luna's head and then I started thrusting, gripping the maid outfit to steady myself. I rubbed and fondled the fur below, tracing small patterns around Luna's cutie mark — which I had been told was rather sensitive.

The sounds and smells of sex filled the air as we thrust against each other in unison, our bodies once again meeting with an all-too-familiar wet slap. Luna straightened herself up and turned her head to meet mine, our lips meeting in a fiery exchange of passion and saliva. I caressed her cheeks with one hand... while caressing her other cheeks with the other hand.

Several glorious minutes passed before we both hit our peak. We pressed our lips together one last time as we both came. Refusing to separate, we screamed with pleasure into each others mouths. Eventually we did separate, and fell onto the bed in a small heap.

"That was amazing," Luna sighed contentedly. "I've always wanted to try role-play, and now that I have I can safely say that I enjoyed it. I knew this outfit wasn't just another one of my impulse buys!"

"Well I enjoyed it too," I replied with a mile-wide grin. "And I certainly hope that there's plenty more to follow."

Luna nuzzled my face affectionately. "There is, and there always will be," she cooed. "As long as we are together, we can do whatever you want."

I brought her in for one more kiss before we climbed into bed and went to sleep in each others arms.

Though it has to be said that the real maid was not impressed with the sight that greeted her the next morning.

B1. Stress Relief

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I was lying in bed, fast asleep, when the door opened with such force it crashed against the wall. I leapt out of bed and grabbed the nearest object to hand, ready to deal with whatever intruder was daring to interrupt my slumber.

To my surprise, the 'intruder' turned out to be a rather annoyed looking Luna, who stormed into the room and closed the door while mumbling incoherently to herself. She finally caught sight of me sitting in bed and stopped.

"Sorry, Owen," she mumbled. "I didn't mean to wake you. It's just... I've had a bad evening, that's all."

I tossed aside my makeshift weapon and waved a hand dismissively. "Don't worry about it, Luna," I replied. "Come over here and sit down." She did so, and I started running my fingers through her mane. "What seems to be the problem?"

"Night Court," Luna groaned. "Oh, how I loathe it. I have to deal with ponies who think that, just because Celestia turned down their inane requests for the stupidest things, that gives them the right to waltz into my court and demand that I overturn her decision."

She sighed contentedly as I continued to pet her, pausing occasionally to scratch her behind the ears. "I assume you didn't overturn Celestia's decisions?"

"Of course not!" Luna snapped. "I simply told them to stop wasting my time and make room for petitioners who actually had worthwhile reasons to come and see me!"

"Sorry," I replied sheepishly. "But I felt like I had to ask." I paused for a moment. "Seriously though, Luna, don't let them get to you. Just forget about those idiots for a while, and let me do what I can to make it all better."

With those words I moved my hands down to her shoulders, moving my fingers in circles around her fur and eliciting contented sighs from my beloved. She closed her eyes, swaying back and forth as she allowed me to work my own kind of magic. Driven by her lack of concentration, an evil scheme formed in my mind and I moved my hands down even further — coming to rest at her sides. I stopped the massage, which caused Luna to whine in disappointment, before I unveiled my master plan.

"IT'S TICKLE TIME!" I shouted as I tackled her, pinning her to the bed underneath me. She gasped in shock before she eventually started letting out squeals of laughter which would have been more at home in the playground, rather than the bedroom.

"N-no, Owen, s-stop it!" she cackled. "That's not f-fair! Why can't p-ponies have h-hands?!" I didn't reply, choosing instead to intensify my assault. "A-all right then, Owen, y-you want to p-play rough? Then how's t-this?!"

One flash of magic later, the tables had turned, and I was now pinned underneath Luna. She grinned at me for a moment before plucking a feather from her wings and holding it in front of me. I swallowed nervously and chuckled, beads of sweat forming on my forehead. "Now now, Luna," I pleaded. "Let's not get too hasty."

To my dismay, she shook her head. "Nope," she replied. "You brought this upon yourself when you tormented me like that. I think a little revenge is only fair... but not when you're like this." Another flash of magic, and my pyjamas were gone, leaving me in naught but my underwear. "That's much better."

"Oh, sh—" was all I managed to get out before she started running the feathers slowly along my sides, forcing me to try – and ultimately fail – to suppress a loud howl of laughter. I found myself unable to talk, tears rolling down my cheeks while I thrashed around on the bed in a desperate attempt to free myself.

"See what happens when you try to tease me?" Luna mocked. "I dare say that I am enjoying this, my dear, perhaps I should keep doing it until you've learned your lesson?" I shook my head furiously, still unable to speak. "Oh, all right then." She stopped tickling me, putting the feather on the bedside table. "I guess I'll have to find another way of getting back at you."

"Anything," I choked back more tears of laughter. "Anything but the feathers, Luna, please. And I think you've made your point — that was far worse than what I did to you!"

"Maybe so," she replied. "But that still doesn't change the fact that you took advantage of me in my emotional state." She bopped me on the nose with a forehoof. "You naughty, naughty man."

"I guess that's true," I shrugged. "But the question is: what are you gonna do about it, you mischievous little minx?"

The answer came in the form of a forehoof being traced slowly along my crotch. I gasped in shock, my manhood slowly standing to attention, and looked into Luna's eyes. They were half-lidded, and she was absent-mindedly chewing her bottom lip.

"I'm going to take advantage of you," she replied as she suddenly flared her horn with magic, summoning a rope and using it to attach my wrists and ankles to the bed. "After all, revenge is a dish best served cold. And there is nothing colder than making you want me so much, only to deny the prize."

The sweat began pouring off me as Luna slowly took my underwear off, exposing my stiffness to the cool evening air. Before I could react – or even protest – she was trailing her tongue up and down my length, planting a kiss on the head whenever she reached it.

Once my dick was coated in a sufficient layer of saliva Luna took it into her waiting mouth, bobbing her head back and forth slowly. I hissed in pleasure as she worked, watching her sparkling eyes burning with lust.

"Oh, fuck," I groaned. "This is so good. Please, Luna, don't stop."

She seemed to agree with this and increased her speed, bringing me ever closer to the point of orgasm. I tensed up, ready to blow my load down her eager throat — only for her to stop, just as I was reaching my peak, and withdraw my member from her mouth with a wet pop. I voiced my displeasure with a loud groan, to which Luna responded by giggling.

"What did I tell you?" she asked. "I said I was going to get you back, Owen, but I haven't even started yet." She grinned malevolently. "Not by a long shot."

"Shit," I muttered. "What have I gotten myself into?"

Luna crawled up the bed, her muzzle soon inches from my face. She leaned in closer and I tried to meet her halfway, only for her to move her head to the side and. "I don't know," she whispered, nibbling on my ear. "But you can't deny that you like it." She licked my cheek softly. "Now tell me, Owen, just how much you want to fuck me right here and now."

"So much," I growled lustfully. "I want to fuck you so hard, you can't be able to walk in a straight line for a week."

Luna giggled and got off the bed, walking away from me until she was at the foot of the bed. She turned her head to face me and then lay down with her flanks in the air, before winking at me and beginning to trail a forehoof along her glistening lips. "Oh, Owen," she moaned. "This feels so good, don't you think so?"

A trail of expletives left my mouth as I struggled to free myself from the rope. All I wanted to do was get over there, stick my dick in her and then fuck her hard and fast into the floorboards until she was nothing more than a puddle of drool.

Sadly, the restraints held — and I had to watch helplessly as Luna pleasured herself, her moans filling the room as she continually shouted out my name. It soon dawned on me that teasing her like that wasn't exactly the smartest thing I've ever done.

Luna shuddered as her wings flapped erratically, a sure sign that she was close to orgasm. But she managed to stop herself and turned to face me properly, grinning wickedly as she licked her own juices from her hoof.

"I'm sorry!" I shouted. "I'm sorry I teased you like that, Luna, I promise I'll never do it again!" She smiled warmly and nodded. "I'm begging you, please, finish the job! I want you so much it hurts!"

There was a small pause before she answered me. "That's all I needed to hear," she said softly, lighting her horn and finally freeing me of the restraints. "Now come over here and claim m—oof!"

She didn't get to finish that sentence as I leapt off the bed, charged across the room and tackled her to the floor. We locked lips in a fiery exchange of passion and saliva as Luna adopted the position she had been in while masturbating. Spreading her hind legs as far apart as possible, I prepared to claim my prize.

"Somepony is eager!" Luna said breathlessly. "If teasing gets you this riled up, perhaps I should do it more oft—ooooohhhhhhh..."

She moaned in ecstasy as I entered her, the substantial lubrication she was providing ensuring that I met no resistance. I started off slowly at first but it didn't take me long to increase my speed, and soon we were slamming our bodies against each other. Ripples of pleasure roared through us as we gave into our lust.

"Harder," Luna begged in between moans. "HARDER! By my stars, Owen, this is the most wonderful form of stress relief I've ever had the pleasure to experience!"

"I told you I'd make it all better," I grunted. "Now shut up and enjoy it, otherwise I'll just stop."

"Go ahead," Luna taunted. "I'll just tie you up again."

We both laughed at that before concentrating on what we were doing. Thrust after thrust was met with cry after cry of pleasure, sweat was forming on both our bodies and we were both getting close to the inevitable.

But then I stopped. Luna looked at me, puzzled, for a moment before I put my arms around her and picked her up. Alicorns are just like pegasi, in the sense that they're rather light. With this in mind I walked over to a nearby wall and positioned her against it. "At least this way we get to look at each other," I said. "And it makes a change from always finishing in the bed."

Luna nodded and we resumed thrusting against each other, our heads on each others shoulders, filling the room with the fresh sounds of our passion and desires.

We were like that for what felt like hours, lost in a sea of lust, before Luna's wings starting twitching. I was also beginning to experience a similar feeling in my cock. Moving my head back I looked at Luna, who simply bit her lip and motioned for me to continue. I gave her a deep, loving kiss — before thrusting like a man possessed into her loving folds.

As I came, filling my beloved with load after load of hot spunk, I felt something warm pouring over my crotch and legs. We both cried each others names as we hit our respective climax, not caring who might be listening. Coming down from the high my legs gave way and we both fell to the floor, Luna on top of me. She leaned in and kissed my neck tenderly, a gesture I returned.

"Thank you, Owen," she whispered. "I really needed that, and I think you did as well."

"I did," I replied. "That was well worth the early-morning wake-up, let me guarantee you that. I love you, Luna, and I will do whatever it takes you make you happy. Always remember that."

"I will," she said. "And I love you too, Owen."

No more words were said as we both drifted off to sleep right there on the floor.

Because who needs a bed when you've got a Princess as a blanket?

B2. Crystal Clear

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BONUS CHAPTER 2

Crystal Clear

Boredom.

Even while I lay in bed, it continued to creep up on me like Pinkie Pie creeps up on the new ponies in town. I let out a sigh and rolled onto my side, grasping at the empty spot next to me — the spot Luna usually occupied. But with her attending a meeting with Princess Cadence in the Crystal Empire, I had been left to my own devices for the better part of three days.

And there were still four left to go.

As I bemoaned my apparent loss of entertainment, I heard a beeping noise. I craned my head to the side and saw that the crystal I use to keep in touch with Luna was flashing, so needless to say I quickly swiped it up and pressed it. "Hey, beautiful," I said. "Y'know, I was just thinking about you."

"What a coincidence," Luna replied. "Because I was just thinking about you. I trust your thoughts were of an erotic nature?"

"Maybe they were, and maybe they weren't," I grinned, even though she couldn't see it. "Why, what were your thoughts about?"

"They were about how much I miss you," she lamented. "And how much I could use your company. For example, this bed I'm in... it's far too big for one mare to have all to herself."

I chuckled. "Well that's too bad," I said. "You'll just have to get used to it. Just pretend that I'm there, like I'm doing with you, and it shouldn't be all that bad."

"But, my dear," Luna said coyly. "I am pretending that you are here with me." I heard her shuffling around. "Right now I am imagining that you are standing over me, idly stroking your manhood until it stands to attention."

"Luna, what are you—" I trailed off, the words dying in my throat.

"Isn't it obvious?" she giggled. "If I can't be with you for real, then I'll just have to imagine that I'm with you. And after how you reacted to my maid outfit, you'd better not act like you are opposed to the whole 'pretending' thing."

"Let me assure you," I soothed. "I am absolutely fine with this. In fact, I am taking my boxers off right now — because hearing you say that has given me the biggest hard-on." I looked down at my cock. "I can picture it now: you taking me into your mouth nice and slow, your tongue trailing along my shaft."

"Mmm, yes," Luna cooed. "I would use my tongue just the way you like it — licking you from balls to head in one smooth motion and then, once you were sufficiently coated, I would engulf you in my greedy maw. I would bob my head back and forth, just waiting for you to grip the sides of my head and force me down your length."

I chuckled. "Damn right I would," I said with a grin. "Because I know how much you like that. I would grab you and fuck your face like it was going out of fashion. You would be moaning contentedly while I eagerly awaited the moment when I would explode, at which point you would gulp down every last drop."

Despite her best efforts to hide it, I heard Luna moaning. "Mm, yes," she breathed. "But we wouldn't be done yet, would we? After I licked up the errant strands of cum, what would happen next?" She paused for a moment. "Do tell me, Owen."

"This would be the part where you lie on your back and I get my head in between your hind legs," I said, idly stroking myself. This was getting too good, and I wasn't about to let the moment pass. "Once we were comfortable, I would draw my tongue slowly – and I mean slowly – across your crescent. I would start out by spelling my name, since I know how much you like that."

I heard Luna panting. "Then what?" she pleaded. "I would be squirming in delight, relishing the feeling of both your tongue against me and your hands caressing my sides. But what would you do next, my love?"

"Simple," I replied. "When you were least expecting it, I would slip my tongue inside you and taste your succulent nectar. I would probably be like a dog with a water bowl — lapping up as much as I could, while craving for more."

"Fingers," Luna mumbled. "Don't forget about your fingers. You would then slide one inside me, touching me in the places your tongue couldn't reach. I would be taken to new heights of ecstatic bliss, and then thrown over the edge when you inevitably turn your attention to my clit."

"What kind of heartless monster would I be if I didn't?" I said. "I would brush my tongue delicately along your button, while pumping you relentlessly with my fingers. You would grind your hips against my hand, soaking it in your juices, and then you would finally scream my name to the heavens themselves as you climaxed."

"And give the guard outside the door something to tell his friends, no doubt," Luna giggled. "But I digress — after I came down from the high of my orgasm, we would share a deep and passionate kiss. That's when I would adjust myself on the bed, ready and waiting for you to take me."

The mental pictures being produced by my brain were so vivid, I felt like I was watching porn. I knew Luna was masturbating, if the noises she was making were anything to go by, so I stopped being idle with my own hand movements. It wasn't long before I was going like the clappers, almost feeling like a teenager again.

"And take you I would," I said. "Though I would tease you a little at first, sliding into you agonisingly slowly while trying not to laugh at the adorable little whining noises you'd be making." I let out a gasp of pleasure. "But, of course, you would soon get tired of waiting — and slam your hips against mine, thus completing our union."

"Damn right I would," Luna growled. "I would grind myself against you so much you'd want to cum right then and there. But, thankfully, you wouldn't — at which point you would proceed to fuck me as hard and as fast as you can. Picture it in your mind, Owen. Visualise your cock slamming into me as fast as possible."

"Oh I'm visualising it all right," I groaned. "And I like what I'm seeing. I can hear our moans echoing around the room, intermixed with the two of us crying each others names."

Luna's moaning intensified in volume. "Yes, yes!" she whined. "Keep going, my love, fuck me some more!" I heard her wings flapping. "I'm so close! Please, don't stop!"

"Oh, Luna..."

"Oh, Owen..."

With those words, we both came. The room erupted with Luna's loud scream of pleasure, while my own no doubt echoed off the walls of her hotel room. Without the confines of her pussy around me, my load ended up shooting all over the bed.

As I came down from the high, I heard Luna panting. "I needed that," she said. "But I think I'll get a taste of the real thing when I get back, agreed?"

"I can't wait," I sighed contentedly.

"I'd better go," she replied. "I've got another meeting tomorrow. Farewell, Owen, I love you."

"I love you too, Luna," I said. "Take care." I pressed the crystal again, thus ending the call. I lay back in bed with my arms behind my head — and cum all over the sheets.

But I was too happy to care, and so I drifted off into the most comfortable sleep I've experienced in a long time.

B3. Sex Solves Everything

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Sex Solves Everything

It was over.

The Nightmare had been defeated, and I had managed to save Scarlett's life. He was in the hospital recovering, I felt good about what I'd done, and I had even managed to bring the concept of CPR to Equestria. I demonstrated it to the doctors, and they were overjoyed with the idea of being able to save more lives.

Leaving the hospital after checking on Scarlett, I found myself being scooped into a hug by Luna. "I am so proud of you," she whispered. "You showed incredible bravery, and you refused to give up. Not even when Celestia and I tried to get you to." She nuzzled my cheek. "I am so sorry for doubting you."

"It's all right, Luna," I replied. "I'm just glad that Scarlett is okay, though I feel bad for the families of the guards who died." I sighed. "I can only hope that they are well-rewarded for their bravery, and that we can put this incident behind us and move on."

We walked back to our room in silence, not wishing to talk about everything that had transpired. But as soon as we closed the door, Luna began to sob. "How can I act like everything is going to be all right?" she wailed. "I very nearly lost everything that I hold dear to me — my sister, my friends... and my fiancé."

I put my arms around her, holding her close. "Likewise," I replied. "When I heard you screaming like that, I felt like my heart had stopped. When Nightmare tried to kill me, all I could think about was you. This whole evening has just been hellish, and I just want it to end so we can move on."

Luna leaned in closer to me, her head on my shoulder. "I agree," she whispered. "But I don't want you to leave my side tonight, so could you please stay with me, hold me... and love me?" She finished this sentence by planting a gentle kiss on my cheek.

I moved my head back and stared deeply into her eyes, wiping away the few tears which had gathered, before I leaned forward and connected my lips with hers. It wasn't a forceful or lusty kiss, not by any stretch of the imagination, but more of a tender kiss which showed Luna that I would respect her wishes.

The faintest trace of a smile spread across her lips as she returned the kiss with a tender one of her own. But as we separated, Luna meeting my gaze with hers, our unwillingness to be apart was suddenly replaced with an urge – no, a need – to be together.

"Luna, I—"

"Owen, I—"

We both trailed of and saw to it that our lips met in another kiss. This one was not as chaste as the last, and we waged a desperate tongue war as the events of the last few days finally got to us. Both of us had been through Hell, and we just wanted to be together.

Luna was the first to break the kiss, the need for oxygen overwhelming her desire for my tongue down her throat. "I love you so much," she said breathlessly. "And I want you more now than I ever have before. I just want to pretend that the last few days never happened... so forget the foreplay and just fuck me."

Something about her led to my erection pressing against my trousers. It was probably the desperation in her voice — or it could have been the fact that I could smell her arousal. I glanced down, watching in awe as she trailed a forehoof along her moistened lips.

I nodded once and gently took one of her forehooves in my hand before leading her to the bed, at which point she took charge — by pushing me onto it and using her magic to strip me naked.

"Well this is certainly different," I said as she positioned herself above me, ready to lower herself onto my cock. "But I'm sure as hell not about to complain."

Luna grinned at me as she painstakingly lowered herself onto my eager length, moaning intensely as her lips parted to make way for me. At the half-way point her impatience took over and she slammed her hips into mine, thus completing the hilting.

She planted her forehooves on my chest and started moving, while I opted for putting my hands on her flanks and squeezing them as hard as I could. She was practically dripping with excitement, and I was sliding in and out of her with ease.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Luna squealed. "Rut me, fuck me, make me yours!" I responded by rubbing her cutie marks, tracing letters into her fur with my fingers. "Make the memories go away, Owen, please!" She continued bouncing, gyrating her hips against mine, our moans of pleasure resonating throughout the room.

Her pace quickened, and I felt myself rapidly approaching my peak. "S-slow down, Luna," I pleaded. "I don't want this to end... at least, not right now." She slowed down, albeit slightly, and I sighed. "Fine, let's try something else."

I sat up abruptly, startling Luna, and brought my arms up around her waist. In a single motion I pushed forward, sent her onto her back, and continued thrusting into her. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she let out a throaty moan and allowed me to continue slamming into her.

As I worked, relishing the feeling of Luna matching my speed with her hips, I did whatever I could to fuel our combined passions. I licked and nibbled Luna's neck, I caressed her gorgeous body, I scratched her behind the ears and – of course – I kissed her. A lot.

We were lost. Lost in a sea of blissful euphoria. It was as though the events of the previous few days simply had not happened, and neither of us wanted it to end.

"Never again," Luna whined. "I don't ever want to lose you ever again." She looked me straight in the eyes. "Do you hear me? I want you to promise that you will never leave me."

"I promise," I replied, taking her mane in my hand and twirling it around my fingers. "I will not let anything stand between us and the happiness we so deserve."

"That's all I needed to hear," she whispered. "Now be a good man and finish me off. I need to feel you emptying yourself inside me." With those words she pushed me away from her and got off the bed, walking over to the wall. She reared onto her hind legs, using one of her forehooves to steady herself, and used the other to spread her moistened lips apart. "Take me. Now."

I half jumped and half fell off the bed as I rushed over to her, wrapping an arm around her stomach to help keep her steady. I placed the other hand on her flank, and used it to guide my throbbing member back into her warm and inviting depths.

Luna shuddered in delight as I bottomed out, turning her head to face me and pulling me in for a long and passionate kiss. I thrust away at her, enjoying the feeling of her vaginal walls trying to milk me for my seed. I moved the hand on her flank up to her wings and gently traced a finger along them, which earned me another moan and some erratic flapping.

"I'm nearly there," she panted. "Don't you dare stop!"

I grunted in acknowledgement and quickened my pace, planting more tender kisses on Luna's neck and shoulders as I did. It wasn't long before I felt myself tense up again — but this time I didn't even try to delay it and buried my face into Luna's fur, which in turn muffled my screaming of her name. Luna, however, didn't have any way to muffle her screaming of my name as I emptied myself deep within her. Panting heavily, I slowly pulled out of her, our combined love juices seeping out and landing on the floor. Now spent, we made our way back to the bed and lay on it with contented sighs.

"Thank you, Owen," Luna said. "Thank you for showing me just how much I mean to you. I'm so lucky to have you by my side."

I waved a hand dismissively. "I should be thanking you for putting up with me," I said with a small chuckle. "Your life has certainly taken an interesting turn since I entered it, huh?"

Luna giggled. "I agree," she replied. "But I wouldn't have it any other way." She sighed. "In fact, I can't even begin to imagine my life without you in it. One things for sure, though, it would be dull."

We both laughed at this and snuggled together in a hug, simply letting the events of the last few days be forgotten, though we both knew we'd have to face them eventually.

But for now, we could take solace in the fact that, just like magic, sex can solve everything.