To Princess Celestia,
I write to you in order to express my misfortune.
I was led to believe that it was a “piece of cake” to bake a pretty cake. That phrase means that it is easy. It is not. The instructional video Anonymous showed me clearly stated that if the way were to become hazy, I must do the cooking by the book. It also said to not be lazy and to never use a messy recipe. This is sound instruction, and I have followed it to the best of my ability. However, that is where my understanding ends.
The cook book Pinkie Pie made for me is very detailed. Unfortunately, there are no mentions of the terms used in the instructional video. I do not know what it means to “drop it down” or “back it up.” I am unsure if those are baking techniques or merely human phrases that I am unfamiliar with. I would seek Anonymous or Pinkie Pie to help me understand, but they are away. My intention was to present them with a cake upon their return. It seems that this will not come to pass.
This misfortune weighs heavily upon me. I only wish to repay my friends the kindness they have shown me. I will try to find another way to do so.
Stu
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Oh. THAT video.
Link plz?
Stu…you are too precious for this world…
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If you are asking for what he is referencing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
You know, Anon was doing pretty good taking care of Stu.
And then this happened.
Stu is sweet.
I thought you were doing a regular Lazy Town reference until the "drop it down" part. I forgot all about that video until just now.
I'm actually kinda surprised Anon showed Stu that.
Good grief. Stu must be protected by all means necessary.
For shame Anon, letting down Stu like that.
Stu is truly the sweetest of cinnamon buns. His is an innocence that must be cherished and guarded well, lest the sky we see every day become a few hues bleaker 'till the end of time.
You have your orders. Do us all proud. Protect the innocent.
Damnit Stu, stop being precious! My cold, cynical heart is warming and I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT STOP
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This might help you learn how to stop your cold, cynical heart of thawing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
Just replace "cooking" for the task at paw
lol
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Thank you. I knew there was some kind of reference hidden in there but this one went completely over my head on both counts.
Can't wait to hear how Stu's cum cake tastes. Probably pretty good, pure & sweet as he is.
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MY EYES!
Alright, who let Anon have unfettered access to YouTube?
I always love it when Stu shows up. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
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Oh I hope not. That video is not Stu-friendly.
Ah. My favourite mash up...
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I think it's well-established that the world isn't Stu-friendly, by this point.
This is what happens when you take a creature that by nature has an ever-present guiding power, happens to come from a hive that's been under the control of a deranged queen (... I think?), and throw it with no help into the social world of anything else. Being friends with the most socially-inept creatures Equestria has to offer doesn't help.
Dear Stu,
I am very sorry to hear of your misfortune, especially considering the wonderful treat you wanted to bake forth for your friends.
I know not of what video you are referencing to, as Anon's vast wealth of videos meant not even I had watched all of them, possibly not even Anon himself considering his offhoof mention of "downloading random things". What I do know, however, is from the way you presented the contents of the video, it might be incomplete in the way of instructions and recipe as a whole.
If by chance Anonymous and Pinkie Pie hadn't came back by the time you're reading this, may I suggest the confectionary maker by the name of Bon Bon? She runs a sweet shop in Ponyville, and I believe she can give you pointers as to how one follows a cake baking recipe.
Saviour of cakes,
Princess Celestia.
To: S. D.
Subject Clover Four is heading your way. Teach him to bake the best cake he would ever make, like one would to a student chef. This is not an order, should you are busy with your other missions, but I implore that you do accept this request, for it is of our best interests that he succeeds in baking this cake.
From: HRH C.