Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 111

Dear Princess Teacakes,

I’ve been reading about interplanar law recently because I’m a nerd. It seems that impersonating either you or Luna on another plane of existence is illegal, which makes sense. However, there was no such law against impersonating Cadance, probably because no one would ever want to be Cadance she’s not as stronk.

I’m not saying that’s a good or bad thing, I’m just pointing out that impersonating Cadance and traveling between planes is not illegal. I doubt it will ever come up, though.

Your off-brand candy,
Purplemint Pattie

Comments

[Sigmacipher]

Twilight Sparkle you have failed this country.

[A Wild Magikarp]

I swear, these letters must raise Celestia’s blood pressure every time one materializes in front of here. Even when there is nothing explicitly wrong, the implications are almost always mortifying.

[Venerable Ro]

Just remember Twiggles, anyone or anything capable of adjudicating those laws is also more than likely capable of following you home.

[FrostTheWolf]

I doubt it will ever come up, though.

Knowing her track record, it most definitely will

[Sam the Anti-Ninja]

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Knowing her track record, it did yesterday

[FrostTheWolf]

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Meaning that Celestia will bring it up today

[mishun]

However, there was no such law against impersonating Cadance, probably because no one would ever want to be Cadance she’s not as stronk.

Taking letter 11 into account, I guess Cadance hasn't successfully done enough dangerous shit?

[p0nypanda]

Just remember, Anon, technically, you are an interplanar diplomat.

[PonyDragon]

That may be important to know in the future.

[HB_DS2013]

Wait. Celestia can get stressed from reading Twilight’s letters?

[FanOfMostEverything]

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I mean, this could end in planeswalkers in Equestria, so I'm not entirely against it...

[Venerable Ro]

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With Twilight's predilections it'll be Phyrexians.

[FanficReader920]

This might be my favorite Twilight nickname yet.

[Officer Hotpants]

Why does "Purplemint Pattie" sound so delicious?

[meerkat8472]

Impersonating Cadance in another plane of existence?... Oh God, did Twilight pretend to be Cadance in Shining armor's dreams? She did din't she?

[Officer Hotpants]

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That is not unthinkable. Especially after the stories I've read...

[Wild Stallion]

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This is one of the best comments I have ever read.

[LonePigeon]

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What I'm wondering is: who is unlucky enough to end up being the Mare-sy to her Purplemint Pattie.
or have I just gone (Pea)nuts for having this thought?

[WorldWalker128]

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Don't stick your mouth on crazy.

[vinyldash23]

correction: not illegal yet