The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

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I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

loves tiaras.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

space is a waste

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

All my things are horse things!

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies