I have been given a singular opportunity.

To make a long story very short: I have been invited to make these blogs part of FIMFiction’s news segment. You know, that little thing in the top-right corner of the home page that literally every user sees? That thing. My reviews would show up there. All I have to do is accept.

But should I?

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Monday: Oh, hey, that’s a great topic for this week’s blog!

Thursday: What was I supposed to talk about today again?

Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

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When it rains, it pours.

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So. Yeah.

My desktop got bricked.

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Whelp, Evy conveniently forgot about her plans for my demise, so the reviews are still on!

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The time has come.

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So I accepted a story commission this month. It’s only the second time I’ve done that, the first being To My Uncle, and the only reasons I accepted was because A) the concept requested was so vague I could pretty much do whatever I wanted with it, and B) the idea captured my interest. So yeah, sometime next month I’ll be releasing this thing, assuming the commissioner pays up. All I’ll say about it is that it’s going to be

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Random Person: “So, Paul, what did you do this past weekend?”

Paul: “Oh, you know, just spent a few hours untangling pig intestines and putting them on metal funnels like condoms.”

Random Person:

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