Letter 109: Here.
Dear Anon,
I feel as though there is a certain context I am missing here regarding why 'Dawnbreaker' relates to the undead and is funny in this context. I do however understand the humor behind 'Zambi' given our movie night last month, but I still feel it is in poor taste. You receive only one smirk out of five.
Your friend,
HRH Dawnbreaker
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
I would like to commend you regarding the decision to not set the undead on fire. Not because it would have proven ineffective (though if you are correct regarding intentional creations, it may have been protected against such), but because it would have set the forest on fire in turn and I feel like I have not adequately expressed how angry that tends to make the Everfree.
If the Everfree wants to be on fire, it will set itself on fire. It has done so in the past.
As for your request... I'll think about it.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
Luna,
I suppose I should ask. Did you reanimate a young buck in the Everfree and set it about attacking whatever it found? If not, I might actually grant Twilight's request to track it.
Love,
TIa
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I have several questions.
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I have ALL the questions, along with several new plot bunnies that will never see the light of day.
Dear God...
Maybe it wants attention
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Dang.
... okay. So what has Luna been up to, that that question needed to be asked? Doe she have her own tard-wrangler writing letters to her sister?
With all due respect to women everywhere, the everfree sounds like a bitch in an eternal menstrual cycle.
nah certain trees drop seeds after a fire and all that ash is great for replenishing the soil
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Look, sometimes you want to give all your creatures haste.
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Ah yes, my cousin's Ruric Thar deck loves that card very much. It makes the stompin' go fasta y'see?
Next time any of you see an portal leading to Equestria please take a few minutes to print the following page and give it to Sunbutt once you arrive:
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Dawnbreaker_(Skyrim)
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That is my favorite quote regarding the Everfree now