April Fool’s challenge: ‘Write a story or one-shot using only direct dialogue and onomatopoeia.’

Not even the Great and Powerful Trixie is safe when Zephyr Breeze wants to boast about his latest brilliant plan. Yes, of course it involves Rainbow Dash!

Thanks to Simon Lanz for prereading and HUGE thanks to Wireframe for prereading, support, and creative ideas. Our friendship is as strong as Bulk Biceps, and that is not a joke.