GodzillaSpino gave RD the lightbulb.
"Hey Rainbow," Twilight a p p a r a t e d from the ground. "I invented an edible lightbulb. I dare you to try it."
"Whu--"
"As Princess of Equestria I will cancel your taxes for a year if you try it."
Rainbow Dash bit down on the decidedly not-edible lightbulb. Her taxes were completely and entirely waived for the next tax season for her troubles.
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Yes, it was ultimately me who forced a lightbulb into Rainbow Dash's mouth. But to plea guilty would be false, for I feel no remorse for the consequences of my actions.
You know, I've seen all sorts of crazy and unrealistic scenarios in this... story (can it be called that anymore?), but I must say, this contains the most absurd, the most unrealistic, and the most unbelievable thing of all - that friends of the government are expected to pay their taxes.
RD has worked with enough lightning over time that I would think it would do an Uncle Fester and light up.
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They pay their taxes but with generous donations to the individuals who write the tax laws in exchange for looser laws and regulations on there mega-corporations. Sure this means none of it goes to public benefit so maybe taxes isn't the right word after all but that's just how the system works.
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that's what makes What If a work of fiction
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Not the complete absurdity or the fact that it features talking horses?
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the talking horses is the most realistic part
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I... cannot contest that.