BezierBallad... is gonna steal... THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Big friendly whale landed with a thud on the surface of the moon. "Yowch." said the whale.
"Ouch." said the moon.
"HUZZAH, A FRIEND!" Princess Moon Moon of House Moon bellowed, stomping up to the big friendly whale in her elephant boots while driving a forklift. "WELCOME TO MOON MART MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?"
"Uhhhhhh pOTaTo..." the whale scratched its chin. "Large fries, three medium cokes, and an extra-large vat of mayonnaise."
"Is Crystal Pepsi okay?"
"No."
"Oh okay."
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…What the heck are all you people on??
What if Izzy Moonbow was Izzy Rainbow?
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Yes.
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moon mart crystal pepsi just hits different
What if the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?
I am high on LIFE!
Also what if Lyra gained super powers after be bitten by a radioactive human?
*yoink* 🌕
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And what if Rainbow Dash was Moonbow Dash?
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Everything.
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Personally, I can't excuse substances for my brain's thought-processes--this is literally its normal state of operation.