So Confession in a Canterlot Statuary is a thing. I figured it was about time I tried to write something semi-serious, as opposed to stupid comedy. And now that my two hours on the front page are up, I've counted all the views and upvotes and have come to one conclusion: I'm way better at stupid comedy. Which is kind of disappointing, since nothing else really gives that same sense of smug
I was bored at work and tried to go from ground level to the top of a 15ft platform using momentum and a zipline. I made it up, but then the stick that was attached to the rope snapped and I hit the ground, sending pieces of wood into my hand. I'll be fine, but typing takes longer than usual.
what the fuck did you do
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I was bored at work and tried to go from ground level to the top of a 15ft platform using momentum and a zipline. I made it up, but then the stick that was attached to the rope snapped and I hit the ground, sending pieces of wood into my hand. I'll be fine, but typing takes longer than usual.
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...WTF, zipline? Do you work at an amusement park or something?
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Summer camp.