I swear I'll write something on FIMFiction eventually (he's been saying for 6yrs now). Creative Writing graduate from UIUC. Writer for Horse Music Herald & PVCF23.
Just here for the cute, self insert stories, mostly. Might write some unoriginal, sugary fanfics later.
Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
I am a Mark of Babylon. Many ponies view me as the villain. The reasons why I understand. My coat, my face, my eyes, my name, and my intention to murder. However I hope to help anyway I can.
Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
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"You made the potato lion sad. You die now." ~Doodles
I write randomly, but I'm trying to get a consistent schedule going, so read with caution, I have no idea when I'll update. That said, have a great day, and feel free to send me links to your stories!