Hug your nearest alicorn.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Writing for fun. Wonderbolts enjoyer. AiE/HiE shitposter.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Cool guy extraordinaire. Writer. Storyteller. Shockingly Canadian.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

You know how much I sacrificed?

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/