The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
“Immortal princesses,” Starlight Glimmer said. “It really works, I’m telling you.” Sol 354, The Maretian
"Cute, adorable, naive, and easily mislead by human nature" Sound like all good reasons to visit Equestria!
I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys
I have a whole new found respect for authors after attempting to write my own stories. Seriously, Christ!
Lest We Forget A writer that should write things... Possibly should write something... Yes, I'm going to write something.
"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)
I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.
"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
In my 30s, I'm a big reader of fanfics and sometimes I even write.
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
Spanish, historian, sunday brony, all around smelly buttface.
An aspiring author with too many stories to write, and not enough time to write them.
brony since 2012 already lost 2 accounts on here thirds time the charm right