I felt my arm burn like wildfire as I stepped up the broken stone towards the tower over South Fetlock. The smell of smoke dug deep as I hurried up towards the fresh air over the castle. I clutched the banner in my right arm tight, not wanting to spill my blood on it. I let my left arm hang limply and occasionally brush the tightly fit stone bricks that walled off my climb.

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Aside from that, still missing comments, and gonna be working on Code Orchid, which is going to lead up into the Torchbearer fic. So not only will you have seapony, you will have firepony and giant seapony.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCK YOU, STOP!

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Check it if you can.

Also yeah, gonna have some time later this week, so I'll see if I can't let out another chapter for headless or torchbearers.

Given the results of my map research, ya'll are still alive if a bit laggy. And holy shit, the sheer amount of users from foreign non-english soil is fucking amazing. And on top of that, the number of people who know English in those countries fucking caps it.

Damn impressive non-Anglos, damn impressive.

Seriously

God damn it, I saw the cover art and I was like, shit, this is gonna be amazing, and then it was about a human doing some dongery and I was like god damn it Hat...

I

Oh, hey, a new story at the top of the Featured Box, I won-

Never mind, it's Sir Hat again, that explains it. :V

Hope

Holy shit, did hat just write something /without/ fifty fucking satyrs?!

You

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Cheeky git that I am.

A lot of people with that nonsense stuff. A few "trolling" which just make me wonder why I'm still here. Oh, and one of the cool kids showed up to do the obligatory "OH IT'S HAT AGAIN LELELEELEL" because that hasn't gotten old. Then some guy asked about animating JOUST, and I got stuck in a philosophical argument about the ethics of HS baseball.

Fucking...today has been fucking weird....

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So apparently all I have to do to get comments is write a transistor radio-sexual pony..... Hmm...yes....I see.

Anyways, next couple of fics I had planned are gonna be switched up.

Instead of having modern humans milling around, I'm gonna bring in some ringers.

A Napoleonic grenadier, a mirrorsedgesque parkorist, Eureka will come back, the Monk might show up in my universe, who knows. I'm gonna start ripping in some extraordinary humans to flush out the world.

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I'd still appreciate some support, but you can find the nonpony here.

But the direct update....

Another installment of my favorite corporate hitman!

...Actually I think I'm gonna take a break and hammer out a few more of these shorts. So...yeah, Mr. Blue is gonna be getting some backstory as will the Reds.