A creature banished by the Pillars of Old Equestria has come back for revenge. Not for trying to take over Equestria but for banishing him to steal what belongs to him. He returns to Equestria and not even the Magic of Friendship nor Discord Lord of Chaos can stop him. There is one way to stop his actions; just give him what you want!
Tell me something, are the heroes really the good guys because they save and help others or are they villains for removing their problems for others from another world without thinking about the consequences of the problems they sent to the other world? If you agree with me that heroes are the true villains, listen to my story. If not… GET THE @#$% OUT OF HERE! This is my story and I don't believe in the ‘harmony and friendship is always good’ shit because the inspiration of heroes can create their own villains from within and guess what, I’m not the villain nor the hero. I’m the Zero. Canterlot City, the great city that survived Equestria Magic disasters because of 7 teenage girls and deals with some peace that Equestria Magic hasn’t happened to anyone and believe that no more disasters or unknown monsters have appeared anymore but… they were wrong, dead wrong.
In the alleyways of the buildings was a male teenager wearing a raggedy hoodie spray-painting the walls with crimson red and black paint of animals and mythical creatures killing humans or each other. He was dancing as he spray-painted a big Z and the number 0 with a volcano blasting weapons as he put them away as he sighed. “I nearly tagged every city in the world for over 1000 years, and I’m still bored as shit.” He said as he grabbed a slice of pizza from the trash and ate it. “Stupid wizard and his stupid friends. I vowed I would come back and destroy, burn, pillage, and desecrate what they built because of what they stole from me, but…” He kicked a trash can to the ground as he sighed. “I missed that dump of a cave of mine. It may have been a dump, but it was my dump.” He looked up in the air. “Come on Fate, you arrogant and heartless bitch! Kill me now or give me some love!” He screamed as he smelled something familiar in the air.
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF*
“Wait, a minute…” Said Zero as his eyes widened in shock. “I know that smell!”
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF*
“Magic… from Equestria!” He yelled as if he saw a glowing wisp that was heading off somewhere, but he ran after it, jumped on a dumpster, and chomped it.
*SLURP* *GULP*
“Yummy.” He said as he noticed more wisps in the air as he smirked. “Dinner is on.” He said as a large pair of blood red and dark ebony bat wings grew from his back. "Hey! I Got got some of my magic back!" He said as he flew to chomp the rest of the wisps.
*GULP*
“Ahhh…” He landed as he felt his magic returning to him. “Over a thousand years of traveling the world, 5 times without magic. I got it all back.” He said with a smirk as his shadow on the building morphed and changed into different creatures. Minotaur, Hippogriff, Diamond Dog, Centaur, Nirik, Griphon and a Cockatrice.
“BAWK, BAWK! I’m turning you to stone by looking at you! BAWK, BAWK!” He said as the sunlight revealed a Blood red and Dark Ebony Cockatrice as it was flapping its wings around as it was clucking like a person pretending to be one. The Cockatrice transformed into the hooded teenager as he laughed hard. “Oh… BLOODY FUN! I miss being myself.” He said with a grin.
“FREEZE!” yelled a voice. Zero turned around to see three officers looking Pissed at him and it's one of them pointing at the wall that he Graffiti.
“Are you the one that’s been painting graffiti all over the city?” He demanded that Zero answer his question but Zero smirked as he looked at the officer’s name tag.
“Well Officer… Shining Armor. If I was the one doing graffiti, will you arrest me?” he asked with a sharp toothy grin as the officer pulled out a pair of handcuffs.
“you’re stalling.”
“No, I’m not. I’m asking a question.” He said Officer Shining Armor cuffed him as he pulled out the spray cans from his hoodie pockets.
“It looks like we found our culprit.” Said Shining Armor as Zero smirked.
“Well before I let you take me to jail; can you ask me a question? What do you call a creature that has the top half of a human and the bottom half of a spider? Please tell me because I’m curious about it.” Asked Zero as Shining Armor didn’t understand why he wanted to know that as one of the officers answered him.
“Driders are what some fantasy fans call for the males and Arachnes are for the females.” Answered the second male officer as Zero smiled.
“Thank you for telling me because that’s been bugging me for the last 400 years.” Said Zero as the 3rd officer looked confused.
“400 years?” she said as Zero smiled.
“Would you like to see one? I promise it's Blood Fun.” He said as Shining Armor frowned at him and realized what he’s talking about.
“Oh no! You got that corrupting magic! It’s now against the law for any human to have magic!” He said as Zero frowned.
“Really? Then tell me this question, why do you have a sibling that can use it and how come you haven't been arrested… him or her?” He asked as Shining looked shocked.
“How did you…”
“I can smell it on your skin.” Zero interrupted him as the other 2 officers looked at Shining Armor and at Zero.
“You… smell it?” Asked the female officer as Zero nodded as he took a big whiff.
“Yep. Female, teenager, even a dog has magic.” He said as he looked at the officer. “If I’m breaking the law and get arrested for it, you should arrest your sister and pet as well. Unless… you're manipulating the system to protect your sister, her pet, and accomplices from the law.” He said with a sinister grin as Shining Armor’s fellow officers looked at Shining Armor.
“Is it true that you’re hiding a civilian with the same magic that’s been causing chaos in the past?” the male officer said as Shining was being crowded by his friends.
“He’s trying to manipulate us! This monster is doing whatever to escape.” He yelled as Zero’s eye pupils shanked as he looked enraged.
“I’m not a monster!” Said Zero. “Just because I don’t look fuzzy and cute that every little girl finds cute doesn’t automatically mean I’m evil. Those arrogant ponies are more monsters than I am as they hid it with a smile and self-proclaimed acts of harmony. BLECH!” He said that Shining Armor didn’t believe him.
“Then why are you here?” He asked as Zero looked down.
“I’m only here because of an annoying group who won’t leave me alone and stole something that is more deadly than me. I was guarding. They don’t know what it does and think they can make it into something for good. Morons.” He said as the female officer looked at him.
“But… What if they made it for good? It defeats your reason to guard it.” She said as Zero narrowed his eyes on her.
“Haven’t you heard of the term ‘Magic has a price’ term? There’s an enormous price for it and they’re too arrogant to think of consequences.” He said as he spun the handcuffs he was wearing on his finger. “So, bye.” He said as Shining Armor was shocked that Zero escaped, he charged at Zero and tried to tackle him but Zero stepped aside as he tackled a trash can.
“Yuck!” he said as Zero laughed.
“I don’t know. I mean, it would fit the nickname Pigs you law enforcement earned.” He said as the other officers surrounded him as Zero snicker. “I mean, I can show it to you.” Said Zero as he transforms into a huge Pig Orc in a police outfit. “*Snort* *Snort* I sniff out crime while I roll in the mud to cool myself off as the people call me what I am.” He mocked them as he baffled the 3 officers.
“…”
“…”
“…”
Zero looked at them and got closer to them. “This is the part where you run away.” He whispered to them as Shining Armor’s partners fled in fear as Shining Armor was still staring. “Bye! Hope we never meet again.” Said Zero as he waved farewell as he was walking away as Shining Armor stopped him.
“You’re still under arrest!” He yelled as Zero paused and smirked as he transform into a Drider. "No... you're under arrest." Said Zero. 5 Minutes Later Zero was eating a large pizza pie, fries and gulping down a gallon of juice on the roof of a building. “Thank our local police for their generous donation.” Said Zero with a smirk as the alleyway where he once was had a large cocoon hanging on the wall with Shining Armor gagged as he was trying to call for help with his phone. “That cop should be grateful that I let him have his phone.” Said Zero ate the meal he bought with Shining Armor’s money. “Now… if there’s magic from Equestria that’s seeping into this world, which means there’s a portal here that can take me back home. Starswirl you idiot, your plan to get rid of me backfires!” He yelled as he frowned. “I will miss something in this world that Equestria doesn’t have; Indoor plumbing, pizza, vehicles, television, cartoons and most of all; toilet paper.” Said Zero as he looked at the city. “Now where or where is the portal?” He said as he sighed. “If only I had some help?” He wondered as his nose tingled.
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF*
Zero’s eyes widened as he looked down. “That smell… I know that smell.” He said as he looked down to see a moving van. “It belongs to the natives of my world… from the sea.” He said as he transformed into a falcon and went after that van as he dived down after that van. Inside the van were the Dazzlings as they parked in a free open parking lot.
“Ugh… I can’t believe we’re back here again.” Said Aria as Adagio frowned.
“I know but this place is the only area where gas is cheap.” She answered as Sonata was sleeping. “UGH! I hope something good happens to us.” She complained.
“Wish granted.” Said Zero as they look around for the voice. “Tell me something, if I help you three, will you help me?” Said the voice as Aria pulled a switchblade.
“Alright, come out so I can stab you.” She said as Zero snickered.
“You’re funny and violent. Maybe after our team-up, you and I can go out on a date as we vandalize a certain ass’s memorial place?” Said Zero as Sonata woke up to see an odd color falcon.
“Whoa… cool falcon!” She said as Adagio and Aria rolled their eyes
“Who cares about the stupid bird.” Said Adagio “Who are you?” She demanded Zero to answer as the falcon flew to the roof of their van.
“My name is Zero.” He said as Sonata pointed at the falcon.
“The bird can talk!!!” She yelled as they looked at the falcon as it transformed into Starswirl the Bearded. “If you hate this loser and his moronic bells on his clothes, say ‘He’s dead in the crotch’!” He yelled as they were baffled as Sonata smiled.
“He’s dead in the crotch!!!” She screamed as Zero smiled as he transformed back into his human form.
“Let’s talk, ladies of the beautiful sea. I’m the infamous, badass and impossible to defeat, Zero.” He said as he smiled to them “Also let's share all the insulting names we have for Stinkswirl and his doofus friends."
Zero told The Dazzlings about his time in the human world for over a thousand years. After he heard the sirens’ story of their time in the human world, he experienced all the actions he went through. The wars, the historical moments and deaths which made Sonata uncomfortable to listen to. Zero saw their disgust and told them he’ll buy them lunch if they’ll share with him which they agree since they met another creature from Equestria that was banished to the Human World by the Pillars of Equestria.
They were inside the Siren’s van, eating some burgers, tacos, fries, and chicken nuggets Zero bought with Officer Armor’s money in front of The Dazzlings as they just stared at him as he opened a 2 Liter soda and drank the entire contact without stopping for a breath of air.
*LOUD BLECH*
Sonata laughed as Adagio and Aria opened windows to get the smell out of the van. “UGH! Can you be any more grosser?!” Said Aria as Zero smirked.
“Well, I could turn into an ogre and fart in this van?” He said as Adagio grabbed him by the collar.
“DON’T EVEN… THINK ABOUT IT!!!” She yelled at him as Zero smiled.
“You know, you’re beautiful when you’re angry.” Answer Zero as Adagio paused, tried to slap him but he changed into a mouse as he ran and climbed up to Sonata’s shoulder. “HA-HA-HA!” He turned to Sonata. “Tell me, are you the nice one of this trio of sisters?” He asked Sonata as she posed.
“Nice and cute one of the group.” She answered.
“Also, the worst of the group.” Replied Aria as Sonata pouted as she tackled Aria as they pulled each other’s hair as Zero jumped off Sonata’s shoulder.
“Fight, Fight, Fight!” Cheered Zero as Adagio looked at him.
“Who or what are you?” She asked as Zero turned human.
“I’m Zero.” He answered as Adagio looked at him.
“That’s not what I mean. I mean what is your race?” She said back as Zero shrugged his shoulders.
“Eh… who cares. I know who I am, I’m Zero.” He said as Adagio backed away.
“Okay…” She said as Aria and Sonata kept fighting as she was annoyed at them.
“STOP YOU IDIOTS!!!” She screamed at them as they stopped and looked at her “If you kept this up, I’ll-” Zero transformed into Adagio Dazzle.
“(Adagio’s Voice) I’ll give you both peeks on the forehead as I say how much you mean to my sad and miserable life. I’ll cry if you leave me all alone.” Said Zero as he turned around and smacked his butt “Whomp! Whomp!” He said as Aria and Sonata laughed at Zero’s acting as Adagio snarled at him. The van door opened as Adagio tossed Zero out as he landed on the asphalt.
“TURN BACK TO YOURSELF!!!” Screamed Adagio as Zero lifted himself as he was on his knees and smirked.
“(His voice) What’s wrong babe?” He said as he shook his rump at her “I thought all girls love to look at their own reflection? I mean you got a nice ass. Sweet buns if you ask me.” He said as Aria and Sonata laughed harder as Adagio turned red with rage.
“Are you this to everyone?!” Screamed Adagio as Zero got up and dust himself.
“Eh…” Zero said while giving them a so-so gesture as he turned back into his human form. “To be honest, I mostly do it to those with big egos. Like Starswirl.” He replied as he got on his feet. “You should see how I messed up his personal life. I flirted with so many old females as him, he freaked out when they wanted him to marry one of them. (Laughing) You should have seen Starswirl as he couldn’t handle the ladies flirting with him. No wonder he became a wizard.” He said as Adagio paused for a bit as she smirked and stuttered as she laughed.
“So that’s why he’s a powerful wizard.” Said Adagio, “I always wonder how come he has no wife and kid.” Aria and Sonata snickered as well.
“No mare for the old jerk because they make him cry.” Answer Aria as Zero snickered.
“Who said I only flirted with mares?” He said as they paused as Sonata laughed at the thought of Starswirl with an old Minotaur or worse for him, an old Siren.
“He’ll never survive marriage!” Said Sonata as they all laughed as Zero smiled.
“This has been so much Bloody Fun but back to business. Since I got my magic back. I will help you if you help me.” He said as Adagio and Aria frowned.
“And what makes you think, we’ll help you?” Said Aria as Sonata looked down.
“Unless you can restore our pendants, Zero. Adagio and Aria refuse to help.” Explained Sonata as Zero looked at them.
“Pendants?” He said as Aria crossed her arms.
“It's our Siren gems.” She answers “The Rainbooms destroyed them.” Said Aria as Zero looked shocked.
“Wait… they destroyed your gems?” He said as they nodded “How are you still alive?” Zero asked which they looked shocked at him as he looked at them “Yeah, I personally know about Sirens that a pony was too chicken shit to trot up and ask.” He mocked ponies with their cowardliness “A Siren who has their gem broken must have another Siren to restore it within a month or they die.” He explained that Adagio, Aria, and Sonata were baffled that he knew that.
“You knew…”
“I spent some years with Sirens. Maybe before or after you were born and let me tell you one thing about them… they’re awesome at surfing without a surfboard.” He laughed loudly “WIPEOUT!” He was vocalizing the song, Wipe Out by Surfaris. The Dazzlings were impressed by his knowledge of Sirens and their skills on surfing.
“You can turn into anything?” Asked Sonata as Zero morphs into Sonata Dusk with a cute pose as Sonata clapped happily.
“Anything except respect. I can turn into any animal, any human but…” He said as he turned into cereal mascot “I cannot turn into made-up humans or creatures that exist in our imagination that I never seen, is out of the question. So, asking me to turn into your dreamboat of the sea is out of the question.” He said as he heard a snap which means one of them wanted Zero to turn into a handsome sea pony of their dreams.
“Ugh… Even if you tried?” Asked Aria.
“I tried but I became a literal 2D picture of some creature’s dream one. I mean even a crappy drawing turns me into a 2D Cardboard cutout or that paper version of that plumber who beats that giant turtle.” Explained Zero as he looked at the girls as notice the pendant around Adagio’s neck “I see you manage to collect the pieces of your gem.” He said Adagio covered it up.
“Yes but even if you can restore our gems, the magic within them is gone.” She said sadly as Zero looked at it and smirked.
“Well gorgeous. If I could restore your gems, you and your girls will help me get back to Equestria and I’ll even bring you with me to see the beautiful sea.” Bargain Zero as Sonata grabbed his hand.
“Can you really do that?!” She asked as Zero smiled as Aria narrowed his eyes as she pulled Sonata back.
“And how the hell can you do that? This world doesn’t have Jewelry Makers who specialize in magic.” She answered as Zero smirked and showed a large sharp toothy grin.
“You don’t know me that well.” Said Zero as he snatched Adagio’s pendant from around her next.
“HEY!” She yelled as Zero smirked as he transformed into a large crimson and ebony creature made from the very earth itself.
“NOW… LET ME RESTORE THIS GEM.” Said Zero as he absorbed the broken pendant into himself which horrified Adagio as Zero glowed a bright crimson. The Dazzlings backed away as they witnessed some glowing orbs were heading towards Zero as the orbs contacted him. Adagio and Aria tried to see what’s in the orbs as Sonata put on sunglasses since it was too bright for her as she was what the orbs were.
“*GASP* Those orbs are shards of our pendants!” She yelled as Adagio and Aria were baffled to hear that.
Twilight’s Home Twilight Velvet and Night Light were in the living room watching TV.
They both looked shocked as they looked up and headed for the second floor. They opened Twilight’s room to see a broken window. “*GASP*” They said as they looked down to see something odd.
“No broken glass?” Said Night Light as Twilight Velvet opened the window to see some shards outside.
“The window broke… from the inside?” She said as Night Light was confused to hear that.
The Dazzlings’ Van Zero got all the shards as they were absorbed into him as he turned to them. “GOT ALL THE SHARDS BABES! NOW TO MEND AND HEAL.” Said Zero as he spun in the air for 30 seconds. He shapeshifted back into his human form, opened his mouth to let out his tongue reveal 3 red gem pendants, restored and glowing. “Ta-dah.” He said with jazz hands as they were disgusted that they got their pendants and magic back but were covered in drool.
“Ugh…” Said Adagio as she grabbed her pendant as Aria and Sonata did as well.
“Was it necessary to give us our pendants from your mouth?” Asked Aria as Zero got close to Aria.
“No, but it shows how badly you miss your magic.” He answered with a smirk as Zero turned into Aria Blaze and kissed her on the nose. Aria snapped and snarled at Zero who ran around laughing as Aria chased him. “(Aria Blaze’s Voice) I am literally the worst ever!” She laughed as Sonata laughed at the sight as Adagio stared happily at her pendant despite the drool and smell.
Adagio drove at least 5 blocks away from Canterlot High School as Zero shapeshifter into a Bloodhound “Woof Woof! Right there! That’s where I can smell a way to Equestria!” He said as The Dazzlings were shocked at the sight.
“THERE?!” Yelled Adagio as she was enraged along with Aria as Sonata looked uncomfortable to see the school.
“What’s wrong? You hate school? I can understand that because I was forced to enroll into 500 schools during the last 400 years: Elementary, Middle, High School & Sunday school. I hope the dumbest thing called popularity is dead.” Said Zero as Sonata hugged him.
“NO!!!” She said while whining “This is where we got our pendants destroyed!” She said as Zero looked at the place.
“Really? How?” He said as he paused a bit and realized the answer “It was the magic girls, wasn’t it?” He spoke.
“Big time.” Said Aria. “It’s also where that Alicorn princess helped them.” She said as Zero looked at them.
“Which one? Princess Cake Guts or her sister, the dark yet tight butt, Moonie?” He said as they looked at Zero “What? You don’t think I had a relationship with one of them?” Zero said as the Dazzlings looked at him “Because I did as a friend to them as we unleash some pranks on the boring places and rich jerks. You should have seen this couple that freaked out when I turned their gold statues of themselves into lead.” He said as they looked at him.
“You turned gold into lead?” Said Aria as Adagio looked at him.
“Can you do it in reverse?” She said as Zero looked at her.
“I could but… Equestria is full of gold and silver, so… what’s the point?” He said as Adagio grabbed him.
“If we fail, we’re gonna demand you compensate us!” She yelled at him as Zero changed into himself.
“Just be honest babe. You like me?” He said as Adagio narrowed her eyes at him “Fine… I’ll compensate you 3 if we failed.” He said as he looked at the school. “Like I said before that school has a portal to Equestria but since you told me that’s where the group of girls are and will most likely blast you 3 at sight and I don’t have the patience to wait till night since the nights is where I try to drink myself to death but a creature like me is impossible to die from something that stupid.” He said as Sonata hugged.
“Oh, you poor Zero…” She said as Zero transformed into a child version of his teen self.
“(Young boy Voice) You are the only ones from Equestria in this world that cares about my feelings.” He said as Zero narrowed his eyes (Regular Voice) Oh man… that is such a corny style of garbage. Don’t tell me that nearly every creature is like that? Being cliché like the modern era’s educational television because I missed the old days. 30 years at best with the trains with faces that didn’t talk in a world where its scenery is like a model train set and the human with the blue puppy in a cartoon world.” He complained. “Yeah, I sound like an old man, but I see worse.” He said as he looked at the school. “So… tell me about them girls?” Asked Zero as they told him what they know.
Sunset & her friends were enjoying their time in school as they were talking about their future. The bell rang as every student in Canterlot High headed for the door.
“I wonder what we’ll do after high school?” Asked Sunset as they turned to her.
“We’ll go to college and make another club.” Said Rainbow as they thought about their future. They came out to see The Dazzlings on their knees with their hands behind their heads.
“THE DAZZLINGS!!!” They yelled as the other students remembered them and prepared to throw garbage at them.
“What are you doing here?!” Yelled Sunset as they all pointed at the top of the school. The Rainbooms ran to get a view on who they’re pointing to as Sunset gasped in shock.
“No WAY!!!” She yelled as her friends looked at her.
“Sunset?” Said Fluttershy “What’s wrong? You know that pony?” She asked.
“It's… Starswirl the Bearded!” She yelled as some looked confused.
“The founder of the Canterlot High Library?” Said Applejack as Sunset shook her head.
“No! The great wizard in Equestria!” Said Sunset.
“Also the jerk who sent us here.” Said Adagio as they turned to her “In fact, we would never harm any human if he never sent us here.” She said as Rainbow turned to him.
“So you’re the jerk responsible for sending these fish faces to our world!” She yelled as the Dazzlings were offended by that.
“HEY!!!”
“That’s offensive to the Siren race, you racist!” Yelled Aria as Starswirl floated down from the building. Sunset was happy to see one of Equestria’s heroes but realized something was wrong.
“Wait! How are you still a pony?! Any creature from Equestria becomes a human or in Spike's case, an animal.” She said as Starswirl puffed out his chest.
“I am the most powerful wizard in Equestria, didn’t you think I can create a spell to keep my original form.” He said in an arrogant tone as he narrowed his eyes to them. “I also came here because you 7 are using magic for Equestria for selfish actions.” He said as The Rainbooms were shook to hear that.
“Na-ugh! That’s a lie!” Yelled Rainbow “Where’s your proof!” She yelled as Starswirl pointed at The Dazzlings.
“I got the evidence from the Sirens’ off magical rectangle.” He said as the crowd looked confused.
“Magical Rectangle?” Said Wallflower
“Is he talking about a smartphone?” Asked Flash Sentry.
“How old is he?” Wonder Trixie as Starswirl looked disgusted.
“You use magic for selfish goals and use it to take money from the common villagers.” Said Starswirl as some of the students felt a bit offended by being called villagers “And the more you use magic, it continues to affect them… non-magic humans. It corrupts them and twists their minds to their hidden selfish desires.” He said as The Rainbooms looked down upon hearing that it could be possible the more they use their magic from their geodes, the side-effects from it affect the others. Rainbow Dash used hers constantly as the overuse of her geode affected her friends. “You 7 disappoint me. I shall fix this action by removing your sources of magic and seal the source of it.” He said as his horn glowed as he removed the Rainbooms’ geodes from around their necks.
“HEY!” Yelled Rainbow as Starswirl used his magic to immobilize them. Sunset never felt so ashamed about hearing that one of the Pillars of Old Equestria took away their magic.
“Ah… now that is settled, I have something to say to these human monkeys.” Said Starswirl as Trixie snarled at him for being called a monkey. “The reason I never got married is because I wet myself when they talk to me, my beard is fake, and I have an itchy butt and I scratch every hour on the hour.” He said as Sonata laughed along with the students of Canterlot High School. Sunset was confused to hear that from a hero of Equestria as Starswirl slowly showed his reaction as he laughed but his voice wasn’t his.
“*LAUGHING* (Zero’s Voice) Oh man… you should have seen your faces! I mean you literally believe this massive stick in the mud.” He said as he laughed at them which shocked Sunset as she couldn’t move by the immobilized spell.
“Who are you! You’re not Starswirl!” She yelled as the fake Starswirl looked at them.
“I don’t know if all of Equestria knows me, but I am Zero.” He said as Sunset and the others looked at each other as Sunset looked at him.
“Who?” She said as Zero frowned hearing that.
“Really? No one knows me, the famous Zero. The most powerful shapeshifter who can turn into everyone? The one who got Celestia and Luna to turn some noble gold into lead? The one who turned into Starswirl who flirted with every old creature to marry him?” He said as he got close to Pinkie “That’s why he’s a wizard. Too scared to ask someone for his hoof in marriage.” He made a silly face as some of the students surrounded him.
“Don’t know what you are but we won’t let you hurt our friends!” Yelled Flash Sentry as Zero smiled.
“Oh don’t worry, bub. I won’t hurt them.” As he petted Sunset’s head. “But… humiliation is something else.” He said as he turned to Sunset Shimmer as everyone gasped “(Sunset Shimmer’s voice) Like I said, I can turn into everyone. Even their bodies.” He said as he slowly lifted his shirt as Sunset screamed as some of the male students turned red as the female students attacked them for being perverts. Zero smirked as he morphed into a giant 4 headed hydra. “(Barbershop Quartet) ~We’re scary cause we sing.~”
“~Completely… off-~”
“~KEY!~” Sang Zero as all the windows of the school and glasses of students shattered as the Dazzlings covered their ears.
“MY GLASSES!!!” Screamed Sci-Twi as Zero morphs back into himself.
“Sorry, cute face but I have to do something 1st.” He said as he had their geodes.
“What are you going to do?” Said Applejack.
“The geodes only work for us.” Said Fluttershy as Zero looked at them.
“This.” He said as he placed them all in his mouth.
“EWWW!!!” Said Everyone as he had a water bottle, pouring the water in his mouth and started gurgling.
“THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!” Screamed Rarity as Zero spat out the geode in front of them as the geode glowed some glowing orbs to form a cute chibi-looking Alicorn.
“Aww…” Said Everyone, even the Dazzlings.
“Cute isn’t it?” Asked Zero as he grabbed it and snapped its neck. “I hate fake cuteness.” He said as everyone looked horrified as they stared at him.
“WHAT THE HELL?!” Screamed Adagio.
“What…?” He said as Aria.
“That was the most adorable thing ever and you killed it!” She said as Sonata started tearing up.
“Oh really? Do you believe that parasite’s appearance?” He said as he held it by its tail.
“YOU’RE A MONSTER!!!” Screamed Sunset as Zero narrowed his eyes at her.
“DO NOT… call me a monster.” Said Zero as everyone surrounded him.
“Then tell us something Zero.” Said Trixie. “Would a monster kill-” Before she could finish, the chibi alicorn he was holding slowly morphs into some sort of hideous creature “What…” She said as Zero held it near his face.
“That’s what you’ll always look like, you ungrateful parasite.” He said as everyone around him was coughing violently as they all spat out miniature versions of the same parasite Zero killed. They all looked horrified as the miniature parasites melted into goo.
“Yeah… Who's the monster now?” Asked Zero as he morphs into a red and ebony Shark and eats the dead parasite he was holding.
“What… was…” Stuttered
“Harmony.” Said Zero. “That was harmony. *BURP*” He said as he patted Sunset’s head. “You’ll be free in another hour, girls.” He said, “I got a parasite to stop, or it will kill and absorb all life, again.” He said as the Dazzlings watched him heading for the statue.
“What… are… you?” Asked Wallflower as Zero turned back to them.
“Simple. I’m Zero.” He said as he marched to the portal “You coming girls?” He asked the Dazzlings as they followed him.
“What… was that!?” Yelled Adagio.
“The thing I’ve been trying to prevent from happening until Stinkswirl and his idiot friends banished me to steal it.” Said Zero as he went into the portal.
“So…” Said Sonata “Zero is a good guy?” She asked as Aria and Adagio looked at her and shrugged their shoulders. “I mean if that parasite is what Sunset and her friends have been spreading as friendship… Does that mean… they’re the bad guys or… puppets of a monster?” She said as Sunset and her friends looked at their geodes wondering why that Alicorn turned into that monster.
“Uh…” Said Adagio “We… better follow him.” She said as the Dazzlings went through the portal leaving the students and Rainboom behind with questions.
Castle of Friendship Zero came out of the portal as a walking shark as 3 Sirens appeared through the portal as they looked around and looked at themselves. “Welcome to Equestria, Final Destination is a room probably owned by a spoiled rich pony or stupid follow of Spewswirl The Virgin Wizard.” He said as Sonata snickered.
“How long did you think of those names?” She asked as Zero turned to her.
“Over 1,000 years but time might be different between 2 dimensions. So my sense of time is completely off. I mean it could have been millions but it’s hard to tell.” He said as he morphed into a Siren in his colors. “(Hot Latin Voice) Also be honest with me, I look hot as a Siren.” Adagio and Aria shook their heads, but Sonata nodded as Zero made a raspberry.
“Critics! I know I’m hot.” He said as he shook his tail at them. “I could be something else? Centaur? Gargoyle? Hippogriff? Dragon?” He said as they looked at him.
“And what makes you think you’ll be a believable dragon?” Asked Aria.
“Like I’ll be believable in this form.” He said as he morphs into a large male Alicorn with A MENACING flowing mane “(Male Voice) So what do you think?” He said as their jaws dropped.
“Whoa…” They said Zero smirked.
“Bloody Fun.” He said as the door opened as they turned to see a purple dragon with green spikes.
“Sunset Shimmer! I thought I heard the portal being used! It’s great to-” He opened his eyes to see 3 Sirens and a huge Alicorn in the room. They all were flabbergasted but the Sonata recognized his voice.
“Hey! You’re the cute talking puppy who helped Sunset and her friends destroy our gems!” She yelled as Zero jumped and body-slammed him.
“BODY SLAM!” Yelled Zero as he closed the doors and locked it as he held the little dragon against his will. “A baby dragon?” He said as he noticed the wings “Oh never mind. A Kid Dragon.” He took a whiff of Spike as he rolled his eyes “You have pony magic on you… Don’t tell me the ponies are still stealing dragon eggs and making you their servants? I can see the carnage of ponies having their faces melt off by dragon fire.” He said with a sadistic grin as the Dazzlings and Spike looked at him.
“How disturbed are you?” Asked Adagio as Zero narrowed his eyes on her.
“Completely disturbed. Especially when Weakswirl banished you to a time where you saw the madness of war and the deaths of those humans. So many of them… they were even children.” He said as The Dazzlings backed away from him.
“Oh… you poor Zero.” Said Sonata as she hugged him, feeling sorry for him. “Feel better.” Zero stood there.
“You’re the 4th one who felt sorry for me.” He said as Sonata looked at him.
“Who are the 1st 3?” She asked as Zero looked down.
“Megan… Molly… Danny…” He said sadly “They were… are the nicest kids I’ve ever met.” He said, “If only that accursed parasite never sealed their world from ours. I would still be happy.” He said angrily as he petted Spike. “As for you… I won’t hurt you if you tell me about the new changes in the world and all the locations of Starswirl’s statues so I can get many flocks of pigeons to go on his statues.” He said as The Dazzlings snickered.
“I would love to see that.” Said Aria as they heard knocking.
“Spike?” They turned to the door as The Dazzlings knew whose voice was that.
“Twilight!” Yelled Spike as Zero muzzled his mouth.
“Spike?!” She yelled as she couldn’t open the door “Spike! Why are the doors locked?” She asked as Zero cleared his throat.
“(Spike’s Voice) Sorry Twilight.” Spike was shocked to see that Alicorn did a perfect imitation of his voice. “I locked the doors for a reason.” He said
“Why did you lock the doors?” She asked as Zero tried to think of a way out.
“I did it because… I’m gassy.” He said as they looked at him, even Spike. “I’m hiding here because my bowels are going crazy, and I’ve been acting cool, but I was holding it in, and I can’t hold it any longer.” He said as Spike rolled his eyes knowing Twilight won’t believe it but Zero’s tail morphed into an exact duplicate of Spike’s rear end as it started farting.
Sonata covered her mouth as she was holding in her laughs as Adagio and Aria were disgusted by that, along with Spike. “Spike. I’m going to get something for that stomach of yours. Until that problem of yours is resolved, I’ll be withholding all your ice cream privileges.” She said as Spike screamed but Zero still voiced as Spike.
“No… Fair…” He complained as he heard Twilight trot away “(Zero’s Voice) Sucks for you that you lose your ice cream.” He said as Spike breathed fire to his hoof but Zero smiled. “Aww… baby got fire… tell me, can you not make it lukewarm?” He said as they all looked at him with shock.
“How are you not burnt by that?” Asked Adagio as Zero looked at her.
“I don’t know. I’m not like any creature.” He said as he morphed into his human form as he looked at Spike as he held him upside down by the tail. “Now, like before I asked; tell me what you know.” Spike frowned at him.
“What makes you think I’ll talk?” He asked as Zero smirked.
“This.” He said as his entire face opened as tendrils and his skull unleashed a dark aura *ROAR*
“AAAAHHHHH!!!!” Screamed Spike and The Dazzlings as Zero looked at Spike with a smirk but frown.
“Did you wet yourself?” He asked as Spike’s face was entirely red.
“Not on purpose.” He said while tearing up.
“Oh… poor baby…” Said Zero as he cradled Spike “You should see what I did to Starswirl during my time. When he was sleeping in his lab, I captured him and placed him in a baby crib in Canterlot Square.” He said as Spike looked at him.
“Who or what are you?” He said as Zero smirked.
“I’m Zero.” He said Spike was a bit scared of who Zero is, told him & The Sirens everything.
1 Hour Later Zero was snarling as he roared fire, ice, and electricity as the Dazzlings were baffled. “Wait… so let me get this straight. Discord, the Lord of Chaos and Disharmony who your friends manage to ‘quote reform him’ unquote.” Said Aria “Managed to gather Equestria’s baddest villains to use as pawns for Princess Twilight Sparkle as a boost in her ego to rule Equestria at the price of having the Wendigos nearly buried Equestria in ice and snow?!” She said as her, Adagio and Sonata surrounded him.
“Uh… when you said like that… kind of…” He said as they looked at Zero whose head did a 180 degree turn as they all gave a quiet scream seeing that.
“Discord…” Said Zero “I can’t believe you trust that backstabber!” He said as he morphed into Discord “(Discord’s Voice) I am the equivalent of living scum! I backstabbed my father, the pony I got to beat him and my friends for a selfish reason that I ignored the consequences as I’m forgiven for my crimes and got away with it with no remorse.” He said as he morphed into a Naga “Ssssssso Ssssselfisssssssh if you assssssk me.”
“THAT’S NOT TRUE!” Yelled Spike “He made up for his mistake by freeing our friends from the Legion of Doom! Also they no longer have magic from that magic bell they have!” He yelled as Zero raised his brow.
“Magic bell?” He said as the Sirens looked confused.
“Magic bell?” Said Sonata
“He better not be talking about Grogar’s Bell?” Said Aria.
“That’s right!” Said Spike. “Thanks to the Magic of Friendship, all the magic they stole returned to every creature.” He said smugly.
“Every creature?” Said Zero as he realized what that means. “You don’t know who’s magic you gave back to.” He muttered quietly.
“What did you say?” Said Adagio as Zero turned to them.
“Oh… all of Equestria will find out, when it’s too late.” He said as he grabbed Spike by the shoulder. “And sorry to do this to you but… I can’t let you tell your friends about us.” He said as Spike panicked.
“I thought you weren’t going to hurt me!” He said.
“I did.” He said as he morph into a Drider and wrapped Spike in spider thread “I don’t think trapping you in spider silk won’t hurt you, unless you foolishly try to set it on fire because I’ll place you on the portal and I don’t think you’ll friends will like the portal destroyed.” He said
“Speak for yourself.” Both Zero and Spike turned to the Sirens. “You didn’t spend your time in the Dark Ages of that world where they’ll burn you at the stake for thinking you’re a witch.” Said Aria.
“Don’t forget that all females didn’t have any rights.” Said Adagio
“Also Candy and ice cream are only eaten by the rich!” Yelled Sonata as Zero looked at them.
“Uh… When I was banished, I was sent to where the humans were learning how to create tools.” He said as they looked at him.
“Learning how to use… tools?” Said Adagio and realized “Were you in the Stone-Age?!” She yelled as he looked at them.
“Yeah. I mean I stayed in a certain location because I kept having some fights with the Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons. I liked the Neanderthals, they were fun as the Cro-Magnons were arrogant. If only they and the Neanderthals worked together, they would still be alive, and some humans would look muscular.” He said as he morphed into an exact copy of Spike which shocked Spike who smirked at him “In 2 hours, those webs will fade but it will be too late to stop me until those other girls come here to save the day.” He said as The Dazzlings realized that Sunset will stop them. “Let them come.” He said, which shocked them. “I love for them to try to stop me. It will be… BLOODY FUN!” He said as his eyes glowed and gave 2 metal hand signs. They looked at him.
“Were you always like this?” Asked Adagio as Zero turned to them.
“Yeah. Also I can’t wait for those Pillars to crumble to know The Legendary Zero is back.” He said as he marched out will make a vocalization of a song they heard of. They looked at each other and Spike.
“We’ll… stay here.” Said Adagio as they sat as Aria and Sonata looked for something to read.
Canterlot City Zero was on the train ride with Twilight and her friends. They were a bit confused on why Spike was so excited, he even crashed into one of the passengers as he ran out, while Twilight and her friends lost him in the crowds. Zero hides in an alley and morphs into an Earth Pony colt in old medieval clothes. “Now… I wonder where to find Duncecord?” He said as he looked at the crowds of different creatures. “I better find the stage.” He said as he ran to the castle.
50 Minutes Later Twilight was on top of a stage looking around as Discord appeared. “What’s wrong now?” He asked as Twilight looked at him.
“It’s Spike. It’s acting weird.” She said, “He’s been a bit destructive and pushy lately which is baffling me.” She said,
“I doubt it.” He said.
“He refused to help carry Rarity’s traveling cases.” She said as Discord looked at her.
“Dragon hormones.” He said Twilight didn’t like that.
“(Cute Boy Voice) Excuse me.” They turned to see a young red and black earth pony colt in an old cloak as he held a card in his hoof. “I have a doctor’s appointment and I need to find my doctor. Can you help me find him… PLEASE?” He said with the big, cute eyes as Discord looked disgusted.
“Eww… I’m getting a Cozy Glow vibe from him.” He said as he was about to snap his fingers, but Twilight stopped him.
“DISCORD!” She yelled at him as she smiled “Of course, young one. Tell me your doctor’s name?” She said as the young colt looked at it.
“Uh… Uh… I’m sorry but his name is a bit of a tongue twister. Maybe the Lord of Chaos can say it without getting tongue tied?” He said as Discord rolled his eyes.
“Please… no words ever tongue tie me.” He said as he looked at the card “Dr. Drocsid.” He said as his eyes popped out as he looked at the card “DROCSID!?!?!? NOOOOOO!!!!” Discord screamed as he unleashed a bright flash as the crowds looked at him. He was panting on the ground as Twilight looked at him.
“Discord?! What’s wrong? What's happening now?!” She yelled as the colt snickered.
“(Cute Boy Voice) Oh it's very simple, pwincess. If a Dwaconequus ever said their name backwards, their magic’s sealed for the next 3 months.” He said as he snickered as Discord crawled to him
“HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!” He screamed as the colt smiled and started laughing.
“(Cute Boy Voice) That’s very easy… it’s because I always know that secret of yours… (Voice Changing into an Adult Man Voice) Because I always trick you with that for years.” Said the colt as Twilight was shocked as Discord turned to the colt.
“That… voice…” Said Discord as the colt smiled as his expression turned ominous and demonic.
“(Deep Demonic Voice) I’M BACK!!! *ROAR*” Yelled the colt as Discord screamed in horror as he snapped his fingers in front of the colt as the colt revealed he had a mouth full of fangs and chomped on his hand.
“*SCREAM IN PAIN*” Discord was swinging the colt around as the colt released him and chomped him on the tail as Discord was tackled by the colt leaving Twilight baffled in horror as Discord was being attacked by a colt or said colt. She used a magic spell that reveals a Changeling in disguise, but it didn’t affect him.
“Is that colt a Changeling?” She said as the Colt grabbed Discord by the tail as he swung him around and slammed him on the ground.
“OW!!!” Screamed Discord as Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and the Pillars appeared.
“Twilight! What’s going on?!” Yelled Celestia as she witnessed the colt was dragging Discord by the legs as he was screaming as he tried grabbing the ground but failed as he grabbed some stuff from the crowd as he threw the colt’s head, but it didn’t affect him. The colt rolled his eyes as Discord grabbed a griffon’s slice of pizza, tossed it at the colt’s face as he stopped to remove it, only to get disgusted by the toppings.
“(Normal Voice) Pineapple on Pizza?! BLECK!!!!” He freaked out as he released Discord from his grip “(Cute Boy Voice) Uh-oh…” He said as he saw Discord escaping.
“SUCKER!” He yelled as Discord ran away as he got hit by a flying rowboat. “OOOFFFF!!!” He yelled in pain as everyone saw some sea creatures they never saw but some did remember them.
“The SIRENS!!!” Yelled The Pillars and Twilight as the colt picked up Discord with a rope of chains as he tied Discord on the bow of the boat.
“(Normal Voice) You girls must really care about me very much.” He said as Sonata floated with Spike around her hooves.
“Actually Adagio was hoping you would be in danger, so we saved you and you owe us.” She said as Zero smiled.
“Knew that would happen and too bad it didn’t happen.” Said Zero as Celestia and Luna appeared in front of him.
“STOP RIGHT THERE!” Yelled Celestia as her and Luna’s horn glowed.
“WHO ARE YOU?!” Yelled Luna as Zero smirked.
“Really? You two forgot about me?” He said as he snickered. “Me? Your best friend?” He said as the crowd looked confused. “The one who taught you two to have fun? The one who taught you to play pranks on jerks?” The crowd started to believe he’s lying “The one who taught you to create fake dummies of yourself to fool around with dudes as they listen to Fake Beard’s lectures?” He said both Celestia and Luna looked baffled by how he knew that as he morphs into a shark. “The one who you both begged me to stick your heads in my mouth?” He said with a grin as Celestia and Luna backed away in shock.
“ZERO?!” They both said.
“WHAT?!” Screamed the Pillars as Zero morphs into an Alicorn which shocked the crowd.
“You finally remember… Sunny Cakes and Moon Pie.” He said as he grinned at them. “So do you two finally find someone for yourselves or Mr. I’ve-become-a-wizard-to-never-date-for-the-rest-of-my-life ruined it for you both.” He said as they looked down.
“The 2nd one.” They both said in shame.
“Really? You both run this land, not the wizard who prefers fame, glory, and ego-gaining. I mean he never liked my help for him.” Said Zero.
“Turning into me and flirting with every female close to my age, does not help ME!!!” Screamed Starswirl as Twilight looked baffled in hearing that as Zero morphed into a Changeling Queen and appeared next to her. “Yeah… I knew he’ll never have kids, because he’s afraid of taking care of others that doesn’t inflate his annoying ego.” Said Zero as Twilight turned to Zero and snarled at him.
“WHO ARE YOU?!” She yelled as Zero narrowed his eyes.
“I’m Zero.” He said with a smirk as he morphed into Twilight Sparkle which shocked the crowd. “(Twilight Sparkle’s voice) “Plus I have no shame. I mean look at yourself. Hit the gym once in while or your flank will be shaking every time you trot.” She said as he shook his rump at the crowd “Enjoying my royal butt?” Which enraged Twilight, every female creature and Shining Armor but excited the stallions.
“PERVERT!” Screamed Twilight as she unleashed a massive magic beam at Zero, but he flicked it away as it headed towards the castle. The damage caused by Twilight’s magic left a massive hole in it.
“(Zero’s Voice) Aww… you left a hole in Celestia’s and Luna’s castle or should I say, your castle. I can imagine you taxing everyone out of their hard earned money to fix your castle and maybe make a stupid statue of you with a slimmer figure.” He said snickering as he belched in front of Twilight as she gagged and fainted. “500 years without oral hygiene and it still works.” He said as Celestia and Luna encased him in magic.
“ZERO!” Yelled Celestia “I know things have changed but listen to us.”
“We’ll help you in any way.” Said Luna as Zero turned to them.
“Help me?” He asked, “Will you help me undo the trillions of memories I gain of seeing the suffering and deaths I’ve witnessed in that other world I saw? The world Starswirl and his rockheads banished these Sirens to?” He asked as Celestia and Luna looked shocked as they turned to Starswirl in anger. “Will it undo the broken promise you made with me to never let your subjects and heroes take what I was protecting away to ensure the safety of the world?” He asked as they looked at him as Pinkie was horrified to hear that Starswirl broke Celestia’s Luna’s promise to Zero. “So sorry best friends… or should I say ex-best friends.” He said as he broke free from their magic as he morphed into something like a massive white dragon. “ITS REVENGE TIME!!!” He roared as Ember flew towards him.
“STOP!!!” Roared Ember as Zero noticed the staff.
“The Dragon Lord Staff?”
“That’s right! I am the new Dragon Lord, Ember! And since you’re now a dragon, I order you to stand down!” She yelled as Zero snickered.
“You really think all dragons obey you?” He said as Ember looked confused by what he said “News alert! You’re only the Dragon Lord of Fire Dragons! And I’m a Wind Dragon.” He said as Ember looked confused as well as the other dragons. “SMELL DEFEAT!!!” He roared as he unleashed a blast of green air at Dragon Lord Ember and the crowd as some thought it was poison, but one unicorn stallion named Blueblood announced what it was.
“Bad… breath…” He said as he fainted from the smell. Many creatures were on the ground and in the air like flies falling hitting a bug zapper. The Sirens quickly moves their boat above Zero’s breath attack as they and Spike witness everyone losing consciousness. Sonata hold her nose.
“Eww… Zero’s breath smells so awful!” She said as Aria and Adagio held their noses.
“What did he eat?” Said Aria.
“My guess, everything and anything in the human world.” Answer Adagio.
“Friendship can beat anything… but bad breath isn’t one of them.” Said Spike sadly as he passed out as he got a whiff of it.
“Losers.” He said as Sunset Shimmer appeared.
“Twilight! Princess Celestia! I have- GAH!!!” She also fainted as Zero rolled his eyes.
“Great… another one to bring with us.” He said in an annoying tone “Hope Celestia lost some weight… ah who am I kidding, she must have been having a personal chef to make her chef for every late-night snacking.” He said as he picked up who he’s bringing “Now… where’s the garden again?” He said as he flew behind the castle.
“*Snort* *Snort* I sniff out crime while I roll in the mud to cool myself off as the people call me what I am.” He mocked them as he baffled the 3 officers.
“I cannot turn into made-up humans or creatures that exist in our imagination that I never seen, is out of the question. So, asking me to turn into your dreamboat of the sea is out of the question.” He said as he heard a snap which means one of them wanted Zero to turn into a handsome sea pony of their dreams.
“(Barbershop Quartet) ~We’re scary cause we sing.~”
“(Hot Latin Voice) Also be honest with me, I look hot as a Siren.” Adagio and Aria shook their heads, but Sonata nodded as Zero made a raspberry.
“(Discord’s Voice) I am the equivalent of living scum! I backstabbed my father, the pony I got to beat him and my friends for a selfish reason that I ignored the consequences as I’m forgiven for my crimes and got away with it with no remorse.” He said as he morphed into a Naga
“Ssssssso Ssssselfisssssssh if you assssssk me.”
“In 2 hours, those webs will fade but it will be too late to stop me until those other girls come here to save the day.” He said as The Dazzlings realized that Sunset will stop them. “Let them come.” He said, which shocked them. “I love for them to try to stop me. It will be… BLOODY FUN!” He said as his eyes glowed and gave 2 metal hand signs. They looked at him.
“(Twilight Sparkle’s voice) “Plus I have no shame. I mean look at yourself. Hit the gym once in while or your flank will be shaking every time you trot.” She said as he shook his rump at the crowd “Enjoying my royal butt?” Which enraged Twilight, every female creature and Shining Armor but excited the stallions.
“ITS REVENGE TIME!!!” He roared as Ember flew towards him.