Someone meets the merchant at an adventure time convention and is now in Equestria as a Mix of Magic Man, Peppermint butler, and Gunther.
The Merchant Strikes again at an adventure time convention! A guy named Adam Max is dressed as the psychotic magic man and buys a handmade "magic" Magic man hat from the merchant and is sent to Equestria as magic man. Thing is, he has all the powers and is only sorta insane. Also, he soon learns he can also be Gunther, BMO, Prismo, and Peppermint Butler. Chaos ensues, and discord is only in a few chapters.
Don't ask me how I came up with this, it just came to me.
Magic man, Peppermint Butler, BMO, Prismo, and Gunther/Orgalorg owned by Cartoon network, Mlp owned by hasbro.
The adventure time convention was awesome. People dressed as the signature characters, wielding both handmade or store bought weapons, and even some of the creators are here. I'm adam Max, dressed as the antagonist, MAGIC MAN!!! Made the entire costume myself, although the hat is something to be desired. I know, It's looks so simple, but if you try to make it, it really is hard. Maybe it's just me.
"Man, this place is cool. Ooh! a merchant tent!" I said to nobody in particular. The merchant tent is literally what it's called. I walk in and I see a few people, namely the "Merchant" who looks kinda like the lich king.
"Cool costume dude!" I comment him.
"Thank you 'magic man'. I tried hard on it," He said. I looked around not really anything peeking my interest until...I saw it. A magic man hat that looked perfect. It had everything, even a breeze style on it which made it look like an actual magic hat. I immediately grabbed it and took it to the merchant.
"I'll take this!" I yelled to him.
"Ok, that will be $35 please," He said as I dug into my wallet. I handed him the money, and he said, "alright, it's all yours!" as I put the hat on my head. Suddenly a green and yellow light engulfed me as I shut my eyes and seemed to be transported somewhere. There goes that $35.
I awoke on a mountain overlooking what seemed to be a grand city attached to the mountain.
"Oh man...what happened...oh. Great, I'm magic man now...Wait, I'M MAGIC MAN!? AWESOME!!!" I shouted to the sky, which seemed to look green and black. "Oh... that doesn't bode well."
It just happened. I was sitting in the library when suddenly the entire world shook. I swear it felt like I got hit by a train then ran over a few times by the train slowly.
"Spike! What happened!?" Twilight shouted to me, her #1 assistant.
"I...I don't know! Let me go look!" I said as I ran to the door, opening it. I saw a giant mushroom shaped cloud with a green and black skull texture on top of the mountain of canterlot that also had a blast of heat. The thing made everything else skyward green and black.
"Uhh...Twilight! Get over here quickly!" I yelled to Twilight.
"What the buck!? What is that!?" Twilght asked as she pushed me out of the way to look through the door.
"How should I know!?"
"Magic! Let's do this!" I said as I flew to stop the blast. Seems I have the personality of Magic man too. That could be bad and hilarious. "Huh, small town over there, and, OOOH! I'm on top of a mountain! Hey! There's a castle!" I said as I processed it all. Wait a minute... "I'M MAGIC MAN INSIDE MY LITTLE PONY!!!" I shouted. "Man, this'll be intresting," I said as I continued flying. "Magic Blast!" I used my magic on the blast, making a little hole in the mushroom. "Hmm...Think Magic adam think! Ugh! How did they fix the mushroom blast...Oh right! ICE!" I shouted as I used an Ice blast on the mushroom blast. It froze very quickly. "Perfect! Ooh! It seems we're gonna have some company!" I said as magic man when I saw Twilight, Spike, The elements and the princesses coming over here. Wait...Hold on...They look human? Like human and pony mixture. They had the bodies of humans with the characteristics of the ponies. Whatever, not important now. "Gonna need a disguise. A good one Like Gunther," I said before something happened. I seemed to shift into a small figure. A small black and white figure, with a yellow beak and black and white eyes. 'Holy crap! I can shift into gunther and magic man! I wonder who else I could," I thought before waddling a few feet away from the site.
"What happened!?" Twilight said as they arrived at the giant mushroom thing. It seemed completely frozen now, no heat or anything. It looks cool. It was a frozen mushroom with giant skulls and faces inside it. The skulls still seemed to be moving inside though.
"I'm not sure. It seemed to just freeze. How could something of this size, shape, and heat freeze this fast?" Celestia said, studying and touching the thing, which I knew wasn't good, so I had to speak up.
"Wenk!" I said, making them all look my direction, and fluttershy to run over quickly.
"Oh my gosh! It's a little penguin! Look at how cute it is!" Flutters said as she Cuddled me in her arms as I was wenking at celestia.
"What's a penguin doing up here, in this part of equestria too? And why is it wenking at only celestia?" Spike said.
"Who knows or cares! This penguin is adorable!" Flutters kept saying.
"Fluttershy, Something isn't right with that penguin. I'm feeling a powerful sense of magic coming from that penguin," Celestia said, making fluttershy step back a bit. Celestia stepped forward a looked at me seriously. Maybe I shouldn't have gone with the penguin that is secretly an ancient cosmic evil deity. "You...You are the most evil being I've ever felt the presence of being in," She said seriously, making everyone gasp.
"Wenk! Wenk Wenk Wenk!" I said, making fluttershy curious.
"Fluttershy? What's he saying?" Rainbow asked.
"He said to not touch the big frozen mushroom?" Flutters said.
"Wenk! Wenk wenk wenk wenk!"
"He says that if the ice breaks the green creepy stuff could..."
"Wenk Wenk Wenk!"
"Destroy an entire part of the world?" Flutters said.
"Why would the most evil being tell us not to touch the thing that is definitely evil?" Twilight asked.
"I'm not sure, but I will, HEY!" Celestia yelled as she saw me performing to jump.
"Wenk Wenk!"
"He says 'See you later!'"
"Get back here!" Rainbow dash said as she flew towards me. I was now doing a dart shot downwards down the river of canterlot, with Rainbow right behind me.
"Wenk Wenk!" I said before Holding my flippers up and starting to go slow.
"What the?" She said while she also held up her wings, and saw me float slowly into the river and swam away. I then saw her fly back up to the cliff.
"Wenk Wenaasfngjs. Hey! It's magic man again!" I said transforming back into magic man.
"What do you mean he got away?" Applejack yelled at me.
"I mean he glided into the river and swam away, and that's how he got away!" I yelled at her.
"It doesn't matter right now. We have other matters to worry about now. Mainly this!" Twilight said as she pointed her hoof to the giant frozen shape.
"Agreed. We must remove this to a safe location to where it won't harm any of us," Celestia said.
"Where would it be a safe area? If that Penguin is to be believed, It could make the entire planet, or at least a chunk of it go bye bye!" I said while they were thinking.
"There's only one option. We gotta find that penguin."
"Alright who else can I transform into?" I said as I started to list all the characters from the show.
"Finn, Jake, PB, FP, Marceline, Ice King, Rainicorn, Fern, BMO," And as I said the last word, I started to transform. 'Yes! I'm gonna be the funnest character in the show!' I thought. I was now a Blue box shaped creature, with teal arms and legs. I had a glass screen with red, blue and green buttons on me. I was BMO!
"I'm BMO! Yeah! Go BMO!" I said before Shifting back to Magic man.
"Let's see...Tree trunks, The Lich, Martin, Prismo," and as I said that last word, Again, I started to shift. 'Holy Crap! I can be the wish master himself? Nice!' I thought. This time though, the yellow room appeared with me, which is fine. I was now a pink flat person bent across a yellow room.
"Yeah! Welcome to my time room!" I said laughing before shifing back. "Alright who else. LSP, Grob Gob Glob Grod, Death, Simon, GOLB, Peppermint Butler," And at that last word, I was shifting again. 'I'm also a Master of the dark arts? Sweet!' I thought. I was now a White red striped circle with a blue suit and red bow tie.
"Yes Princess?" I Pretended. I then shifted back. This is awesome. hmm...I can make myself well known, and not known too in ponyville and canterlot. "Alright Adam, Its time to start trolling!" I said as I shifted into prismo and his time room. I made a pickle, and dropped it onto spike.
"Gah! What the...Pickle? It doesn't even look dirty!" He said picking it up.
"Don't you eat that pickle spike! You don't know where it's been!" Twilight told him.
"But Twilight! It smells delicious! Smell it!" He said holding it up to her nose.
"Sp- oh...Oh that smells like perfection!" She commented. Thanks I guess.
"You wanna share it?" Spike said as Twilight got a knife with her magic and split it. Wait a minute where'd that knife come from? Whatever. They each ate half of it, and started to glitch out of existence as I went back into the time room.
"Woah! Where are we?" Twilight said.
"You are in the time room. Didn't expect anyone to find it this soon," I said as Prismo.
"Woah! Who are you?" Spike asked.
"I'm Prismo, the wish master. For finding my time room, I'm gonna grant you each 1 wish. Choose wisely!" I warned them, and they then took a long time.
"I wish for the mushroom shaped thing on the mountain to disappear entirely!" Twilight said.
"Done. Once you 2 leave this room, that bomb will be gone," I said which made twilight jump.
"That was a BOMB!?" Twilight said.
"Yeah, whatcha think it was? a plant?" I said, raising a eyebrow.
"Whatever, I wish for a regrowing gem that tasted incredible and can change color on demand!" Spike wished for as I snapped my fingers.
"Done," I said as the gem fell into his hand. He took a bite out of it and it grew back.
"Awesome. Green! Blue! Red!" He shouted, making me laugh.
"Hey, I like you little dude. You remind me of someone. Here, take this," I said as I gave him a note. "Just touch my name, and You'll come back here and we can hang out."
"Sick!" Spike said.
"Well, goodbye Prismo! See you again maybe!" Twilight said as she and spike left.
"Ok Ms. Cake! I'll get the ingredients!" Pinkie pie said as she hopped over to the market place.
"Hey Pinkie Pie. Need the usual?" The market pony asked.
"Yep! 19 bags of flour and sugar, separate, 2 gallons of honey, 3 1/2 dozen eggs, 1/2 gallon of chocolate syrup, and 1 teaspoon of trinitrotoluene!" Pinkie said.
"Small recipe?" He asked.
"Yeah!"
"Alright!" He said handing her the ingredients in a barrel.
"Thanks!"
As Pinkie pie was walking back with the barrel, rolling it, she heard something that made her ears go up. a distance sound. A small sound of someone...Humming?
Practicing dark arts as a character who's a seance master. I might be said master, but I'm still a regular dude. What I didn't account for was some pink pony finding me in my seance spot inside the everfree forest.
"Umm...Good evening?" I said awkwardly as the pink pony was gawking at me.
"OH...MY...GOSH! YOU'RE A LIVING PEPPERMINT!" She yelled in my face. I now knew that A. This was Pinkie Pie, and B. This will be a long day.
"Yes, I am indeed a living peppermint. Peppermint butler at your service, or for short, Pep but," I say smirking at my nickname as she started to fall onto the floor laughing.
"PEP BUT! PRICELESS!" She Shouted.
"Yes yes it is funny I admit it."
"So-So what are you doing here...PEP BUT! HAHAHA!!!" She started laughing again.
"I am practicing my magic in the serenity of this forest. It's calm."
"Wait...MAGIC! A MAGIC LIVING PEPPERMINT NAMED PEP BUT PRACTICING IN THE EVER FREE FOREST?"
"Yes madam," I said before she ran off. "Huh. Well, time to go to the underworld," I said before doing the technique and going into the underworld.
"Twilight! You won't believe it, I give you...heh... PEP BUT!!!" Pinkie said as she came into the forest where Adam's equipment was.
“I do not see any Living peppermint Pinkie. Are you sure you didn’t have another sugar ride again?” Twilight asked concerned for her friend.
“NO NO NO! I haven’t had one of those in a while. But look! All his magical stuff is here! magic books, candles, more books, rocks, even more books, runes, and other stuff!” Pinkie said.
“Well I will say these shouldn’t be here, but I mean, it’s not like no one doesn’t dabble in these arts. Wait...This isn’t a arts I know,” She said as she picked up one of the books.
“It must be one of his Candy Magic things!” Pinkie said as she pointed her finger at the book.
“ ‘Dark magic for dummies,’ ‘Super Ultra Mega Maximum Safety,’ ‘The enchiridion’ wow, some of these are really powerful books, according to my magic sensor, especially this one,” Twilight said as she picked up and looked at the enchiridion. “I think we should put this away somewhere safe,” She said about to teleport away.
“I’m afraid I can’t let you do that,” They heard a voice which sounded kinda squeaky. They looked around and saw a peppermint in a blue jacket with arms and legs appear from outta nowhere.
“Pep But! Your Back!” Pinkie tried to hug me, but I held my hand out.
“Yes yes, and I’ll take this back, thank you very much,” he said as he took the enchiridion from twilight’s hand easily. He then looked at a corner of a building and disappeared.
