It was early in the afternoon when Twilight finally finished her latest book; Blalo: Blasslands by Blaren Blaviss. Roughly throwing the book onto the pile of read books, she reached for another one from her unread pile. After a moment of grabbing at thin air, she looked over to find the pile empty, she had read every single book. With a sigh, she got up from her reading nook in her bedroom and dragged herself through the door and downstairs. Arriving at the library section of her home, she peered at the various tomes lining the bookshelves when her stomach suddenly rumbled, reminding herself that she had not ate or drank for hours. Trotting over to the kitchen and into the fridge, she found that there was no bread or milk in her house, at all. She really needed some bread and milk right now.
With an agitated sigh, she went out into the streets, she had not noticed it inside the library, but it was pouring rain, and nopony was out, all locked in their homes, waiting out the storm. Being the trooper that Twilight is, she marched through the rain all the way to Sugarcube Corner. Roughly shoving her way into the establishment, she didnt wipe her hooves off because fuck the Cakes, they can clean it themselves. Quickly grabbing a loaf and bread and a two litre jug of milk from the display case, she set them down on the counter as she rifled through her saddlebags for bits. A loud slam disconnected her from her thoughts, and she looked up to see the door of the john wide open, and that guy from Street Fighter, remember?
Now this.. this is the best fanfiction on this site.
Now lemme tell you why;
First, there's no fucking alicorn "orginal" characters.
Second, this isn't a fucking romance fic. Those suck dick. (Except Raridash.)
Third, It isn't a giant fagfest of major doodoo like some of the fics on this site, like FUCKING FALLOUT EQUESTRIA, CONVERSION BEOORO, HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA, MY LITTLE DASHIE FAN-EPILOGUES, AND THE FAGGIEST OF ALL IS;
Once upon a time after Twilight murdered that guy from Street Fighter remember?, her milk and bread somehow was gone from the counter above the display-case in Sugarcorner.
"Yo, shazbot where art my shazbotting milk and bread?" Twilight yelled at Mr. Cake, who had baby formula all over his shazbot.
"SHAZBOT YOU SHAZBOTTING GET OUT OF MY STORE." Mr. Cake suddenly yelled, but didnt because there was no exclamation point in the end of his stenence.
"WHY THE SHAZBOT ARE YOU YELLING?" Twilight yelled but didnt, because she questioned.
"THAT GUY FROM STREET FIGHTER, REMEMBER? WAS MY SHAZBOTTING LAWYER AND I'M GONNA GO TO PRISON FOR SHAZBOTTING MY FOALS." HE SUDDENLY YELLED BUT DIDNT AGAIN.
"Shazbot this." Twilight said before GTFO'ing to the middle of Cunterlot.
"Hey Incestia, do you have the time?" Twilight asked Princess Incestia, even though she was inside the court room and Twilight teleported into the middle of the city, I'm shazbotting confused.
The fourth wall is now weak enough to be shattered by a squad of Firewarriors in close combat.
"I"M NOT INCESTAI! I"M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BILESTIA!" Incestia suddenly actually yelled for the first time in this fiction, while turning around and revealing herself as a Illinois man inside of a Incestia costume.
"What?"
"AH SHAZBOT, I"M INEXPLICABLER INFLATERING AGAIRN." Incestia yelllered this except she didnt :d as she inflated like =in on of my japaneis animoos.
After the author masturbted furiously to monstergirls (no weaboo) the author suddenly shat out a few more chapters, but deleted all but the last one which is this one. With a sign he fucked up over wait what? No more shazbot?
I'm dissapoint.
Fuck, I'm the author.
I'm dissapointed into myself?
Anyways, our chapter begins today with Applejakc walkinbg through bonerville when she suddenly came into a house or some sort of indoor setting.
Inside was Pinker Pie, and Sweater Belt, both were arguing furiously about who was better at fimfiction.net.
But arguing in the internet I mean indoor setting means a large amount of swearing.
"SHAZBOT SHAZBOT SHAZBOT." Both of them yelled at etachother, wai what the fuck it's back to shazbot already? This is a horrible fic.
Fuck.
Okay then Poul- I mean Pinkier made this story about oh hsit lol robutt chicken is on right now and it's funny.
Okay, back to the story.
Pinkie Penis made a story about how Kn- Sweater Belt is a fucking homo, but then pussed out and renamed the title and hid the story from the public, or Sweater became a nazi and foricbaly changed the title and shit.
Marauder shields from mass effect 3 waitedb y the giant beamy thing waiting for john shepard (JENNIFER HALE IS A FUCKIG HORRIBLE VOICE ACTEUR) to come and kill him, but he didnt want to be killed, he wantedt o kill shepurd so he could stop the shitty red green blue endings to take effect, but the then he died and Shepard went up the beam anyways, but instead of coming into the shitidel, he come into equestria when anderson followed him
"hey shepard what the fuck is this place" anderson asked when suddenly garrus and liara came in because aside from javik, who actually uses different squad-members?
Okay so then garrus said calibrations and then then liara raped shepard
So then anderson, gayrus, the shadow broker, john shepard went to ponyville
twilit blend walkedu p to them and was like
'holy shit aliens'
and then pinkie penis came up and was like
'hey you want to fucking party and shit'
then she threw a cupcake into garrrus mouth and he died because he had different amino acids of some shit
so then shepard said
PHUCK
and went up to pinkie and renegade interrupted
twilit blend sed 'wat' and used magic to stop shepard, but then james vega said i got this and slammed the shuttle into twilight
so then james vegina, shepord, lair of the shadow broker, and anderson murdered all of ponyville and then they went to canterlot but then harbinger actually spoke and then killed everyone
