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Here's the music a friend made for the book based on how he felt when reading it.
Da semi-sequel be here.
Ignore the first story with his name. It is just what passed through his mind one day. This is his true appearance.
The Psychopath is a stallion with an unknown relation to the princesses, and yet he is held within the lowest levels of the Canterlot castle dungeons. He is completely chained up in his dark and dry cell, only ever thinking about his next prank and humming tunes that come from nowhere. His existence has been kept secret for centuries, and only the council and a few select guards know of him. Now, another mare will know of his existence. Twilight Sparkle will free him inadvertently, causing the psychotic pony with a strange appearance to float about Equestria, causing mayhem and destruction in the form of "pranks". How will the student deal with somepony who is apparently not trying to cause harm but does so anyway?
The image was made by Stalin the Stallion . Thank him for giving about thirty minutes of his life to draw that. (How did he even do that in half an hour?)
Proof-reader and aid for rewrite: Majora and masks. (Obsolete)
Proofreader: Twilight Scratch. Spank you very much for helping me. (Obsolete due to rewrite but they did help in the past)
FIRST! Abd by the way im really liking this.
umm... if he was Celestia and Luna's foalsitter wouldn't that make him several millenia old? not just nine centuries? I mean Luna was imprisoned for 1000 years as nightmare moon.
529268 First?motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/request-denied.jpg
529274 True. I'll fix that.
awsome
"He, somehow, hasn't died yet."
Hmm, Celestia has some crazy expectations...
Well, im interested to see where this goes, tracking.
But the Grammar Nazi is here and found two errors
"We have though tof that too,"
"Sorry Spike, but I can' tell you."
A random 't' is in front of 'of' and is missing from the second's 'can'
529453 He's chained up and literally can't move. What did you expect?
529534 His mind is an endless labyrinth that even gold string won't get you out of.
529548 Wait, is he just a crazed Phychopath that they had to lock up, or is he also a sociopath?
529573 "The Psychopath" is just a name he gave to himself. A derivative of his true name, ironically, being "Psycho".
529581 Good old irony, the world's way of slapping you in the face.
529421 I do hope you mean "Grammar".
Whoohoo!!!! The story is finally here. Chocolate rain for everyone!!!!!
529534 you my good pony, have just earned 2 internetz
530184
when will there be more?
more please
530427 There will never be more! MUAHAHAHA!
532289 you have left me no choice, GO MY ARMY OF FLUTTERSHYS!!!!
532407 Wut? Boyz, let's bash dese gits 'n take dere bitz! WAAAAGH!fc03.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2009/246/b/7/Warhammer_WAAAGH_Orks_by_faroldjo.jpg
MOAR um... if that's alright with you...
I agree with 534051 , moar is needed.
533476
"SEND IN THE CALVARY!"
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534157 The titan is arriving!i60.photobucket.com/albums/h20/deathshrike/TitanMote.jpg
534160
I see your warlord titan and raise you one harbinger.
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534171 Warlords are never alone.i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/forbiddenknowledge/Titan1-1.jpg
534176
sorry, i was zoomed in too much on that last one.
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534184I'm sorry, you were saying?onlyhdwallpapers.com/wallpaper/warhammer_40k_expeditionary_fleet_desktop_1280x800_wallpaper-26931.jpg
534191
Well, this should be interesting. *grabs popcorn*
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BLOOD for the Blood God
SKULLS for the Skull Throne
and
MILK for the Khorne Flakes
535056 when one listens to a single song too long or too many times they tend to start disliking it.
533476 http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&biw=1050&bih=403&tbm=isch&tbnid=WjFd-pWL2LFL8M:&imgrefurl=http://gurrenlagann.wikia.com/wiki/Tengen_Toppa_Gurren_Lagann&docid=LuMiw46sazzosM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/gurennlagann/images/5/5f/TengenToppaGurren-LagannMECH.jpg&w=1280&h=1590&ei=e8KhT_T2IazYiQLU8LydBw&zoom=1
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!?
I found a typo.
>While the prisoners were being told "shocking jokes", Celestia stared at Twilight, who had her haed lowered and looked furious.
And by the way, needs moar chapters!
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Interesting...
'Red Crow' ......I've heard a refrence very similar to this, but where?
Great odd chapter though.
540207...reference?
543941 I sea what you did there.
543949 Oh. You didn't..."scene". I think you meant "seen". TROLLMAN, AWAY!
Well, looks like Psycho has a favorite toy.
Mass destruction = Awesome Chapter
542149 Eh, must have been a coincidence
544006i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/089/665/tumblr_l96b01l36p1qdhmifo1_500.jpg Y U NO REPLY EARLIER? Where you live? I need know.
544016 My computer was on the fritz for a good 20Hrs so yea...no reply.
I would find a picture to go along with this...but i dont feel like it
WAAAAAAAAGHHH ORKS BIGGER AND MEANER THEN FLUFFY PONIES
Love it , War 40K fan I guess?
544238 WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Weze da biggest 'n baddest Orks of 'em all! (I'm actually more of a Tyranid fan than Orks)
546377 Agreed Who can't love the zergy little bastards( And very often very BIG bastards) , But I am more of a Necron Fan with the Unstoppable march
546975 As the most wise of the Necrons once said: "............................"
Apples eating the Apple family...And the food chain has been flipped!
548386 and i'm spike.