December Blog: I Did Indeed Jinx Myself · 9:24pm Dec 13th, 2023
December's not typically a good month for me.
It's been a very bad month, even for December, so far.
Bad enough that I'd rather talk about it once we're into January and I can do so with hindsight.
But, hey, my commissions are open, if anyone wants to hire me. It helps me keep afloat, and honestly, I've been having a blast with the prompts I've been given.
Speaking of, onto the stats.
Current Ongoing Stories:
Current Completed Stories:
- A Moonlit Storm
- Dawn of the Chiroptera
- Every Dog Has Her Day
- Lesbian Sheep Syndrome
- Flash Memory
- Better To Ask Forgiveness
- Crystalforged
- If You Go Down In The Woods Today
- And She Captivates
- Like I Don't Exist (Anymore)
- Princess Twilight Sparkle Versus The Royal Harem Decree
- Rich In Dollars, Poor In Sanity
- For Want Of An Apple (new)
- Hot Dragon Inaction (new)
Current number of followers: 111 (up from 104)
Words I've published so far across all my stories, both completed and ongoing: 223,107 (up from 201,870)
Completed story with the most words: A Moonlit Storm at 16,411
Completed story with the most views: Princess Twilight Sparkle Versus The Royal Harem Decree with 4,082 (up from 3,908)
Completed story with the best vote ratio: Princess Twilight Sparkle Versus The Royal Harem Decree with 461:7 (up from 452:8)
Completed story on the most bookshelves: Princess Twilight Sparkle Versus The Royal Harem Decree with 1218 (up from 1201)
Number of contests I've entered: 7
- Ancestral Tribute: A Moonlit Storm, first place
- SPOOK: Dawn of the Chiroptera, cancelled
- Species Change: Every Dog Has Her Day, no placement
- Flash Sentry: Flash Memory, honourable mention
- Science Fiction: Crystalforged, no placement
- Arboreal Yearnings: If You Go Down In The Woods Today, no placement
- Spring Fling: And She Captivates, no placement
Number of commissions I've done: 6
- For Moproblems Moharmoney: Like I Don't Exist (Anymore)
- For Spamotron: Princess Twilight Sparkle Versus The Royal Harem Decree
- For Tailsic: A Song Of Silk And Steel
- For Spamotron: Rich In Dollars, Poor In Sanity
- For Spamotron: For Want Of An Apple (new)
- For Spamotron: Hot Dragon Inaction (new)
Number of times I've been reviewed: 5
- By Ghost Mike: A Moonlit Storm, Excellent rating
- By PaulAsaran: A Moonlit Storm, Pretty Good rating
- By PaulAsaran: Lesbian Sheep Syndrome, Why Haven't You Read This Yet? rating
- By Ghost Mike Every Dog Has Her Day, Decent rating
- By Loganberry: If You Go Down In The Woods Today, Three-Star rating
Other cool things:
- FanOfMostEverything featured A Moonlit Storm in a card blog with the card "Impisi, Spell Butcher"
- Equestria Daily scouted Better To Ask Forgiveness
- Rain_Flick3r did a reading of Like I Don't Exist (Anymore)
- Equestria Daily featured Better To Ask Forgiveness for Celestia Day
- Equestria Daily featured And She Captivates for Trixie Day
Series tagged in my works so far:
- Friendship is Magic: 13 stories
- Equestria Girls: 4 stories
- FIM Comics: 7 stories
- MLP Movie: 2 stories
- MLP Generation 5: 1 story
Canon characters tagged in my works so far:
- Main 6: 2 stories
- Main 7 (EqG): 1 story
- Applejack: 2 stories
- Applejack: 1 story
- Chrysalis: 2 stories
- Discord: 2 stories
- Ember: 1 story
- Flash Sentry: 1 story
- Flurry Heart: 1 story
- Fluttershy: 3 stories
- Grubber: 1 story
- Luster Dawn: 1 story
- Moondancer: 1 story
- Night Light: 1 story
- Pony of Shadows: 1 story
- Princess Celestia: 1 story
- Princess Luna: 1 story
- Rainbow Dash: 1 story
- Rainbow Dash (EqG): 1 story
- Rarity: 4 stories
- Sandbar: 1 story
- Spike: 1 story
- Spike (EqG): 1 story
- Sunset Shimmer: 1 story
- Sweetie Belle: 1 story
- Tempest Shadow: 1 story
- Trixie: 2 stories
- Twilight Sparkle: 2 stories
- Twilight Sparkle (EqG): 1 story
- Wallflower Blush: 1 story
- Yona: 1 story
- Zecora: 1 story
Species representation among original characters (counted if they have both been named and given a speaking role) so far:
- Earth Ponies: 6
- Pegasi: 3
- Unicorns: 2
- Crystal Pony: 1
- Bat Pony: 1
- Zony: 1
- Zebra: 2
- Kirin: 1
- Umbrum: 3
- Changeling: 4
- Sheep: 1
- Reindeer: 1
- Deer: 1
- Minotaur: 1
- Hippogriff: 1
- Griffon: 2
- Hedgebeast: 1
- Abada: 1
- Nyx: 1
- Crocotta: 1
