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Dwight K Schrute

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Bask in the presence of this adorable little Derpy.

Stories That Need More Readers (Click to see more, this is just a randomly generated selection.)
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Hey, thanks for stopping by! Favorite Stories and my page's chat window ⬇ Underappreciated Ones (Under the GIFs and the Derpy)➡

To all those authors who have spent their time writing great Fics for this site, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for all of your Wonderous Stories. They have occupied the majority of my personal free time since last August, and I expect to be here for many happy years to come.

(The song is Wonderous Stories by Yes, and it is truly magnificent. Very fitting for the level of creativity, time, and thought put into the stories on this site.)

The Best of the Best

  • Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? by Pen Stroke 201,810 words · 12,560 · 381
  • The Tale of Lord Barleycorn The Harvest Family farm is on the brink of financial collapse. Can this 'Lord Barleycorn' really deliver on all his promises? by Blue Cultist 269,229 words · 1,493 · 19
  • What a Strange Little Colt Rainbow Dash finds a maimed, unconscious young colt on the edge of Ponyville and rushes him to the hospital, but nopony knows who he is and something about him seems off... by Lynwood 106,488 words · 3,184 · 49
  • Brighter Horizons A Human raised in Equestria by Pegasi. Oh, and he has their inherent magic. Have fun! by Destiny Chaser 188,138 words · 182 · 21
  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 8,500 · 176
My absolute favorites stories I've read on this site. (Including their sequels, where applicable.) Pony truly is the best genre of literature. I'm not even kidding. I used to read books a lot, but slowly stopped doing so. Now I read for fun more often than I ever have. All thanks to this site.

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  • Pandemic The small Colorado town of Lazy Pines soldiers on through a bad outbreak of influenza in an otherwise typical flu season ... until the OTHER symptoms manifest. by ASGeek2012 439,916 words · 1,184 · 63
  • What Didn't Happen Chasing a mystery into the past, Twilight finds an Equestria that is different from what she remembers. Will she be able to set history back on track by fixing what didn't happen, or is this Equestria destined to take a different path? by Zeg 228,084 words · 973 · 22
  • What I've Become A mysterious predator haunts the White Tail Woods... one that is deadly, terrifying, and...nice? by Knight Breeze 40,272 words · 4,883 · 100
  • The Last Human: A Tale of the Pre-Classical Era “It's a rare man who is taken for what he truly is.” by PatchworkPoltergeist 166,147 words · 1,510 · 49
One slots remains, for now.

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Dwight K Schrute
Dwight K Schrute #585 · 7 hours ago · · ·
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3419907
I'm Chris Martin's garbage disposal!

Dwight K Schrute
Dwight K Schrute #584 · 7 hours ago · · ·
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3419806
Dat's Cul

Vary Coul

Eyel tri two c ef Aye cen werk et owt

RainbowDash2012
RainbowDash2012 #583 · 9 hours ago · · ·
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I’m Gavin Degraw’s lawnmower!

Okie Brony
Okie Brony #582 · 14 hours ago · · ·
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.̶̺̙̜̜͈͓̼͓̬͂̊͋͊̓͡s͇̐ͣʍ̶̧̢̡̛̣̲͖͓͕͎͕̾ͩ̐̃ͦͩ͑̏̓ͭ́̕͡_̡̪͓̠̼̞ͦ̃̇͆̃ͤͬ̉͋ͤo̝͓̠͋q̗̠̤̼͆͆̌̊́̊ͥ̔̌͘̕_̝̹̲̪̈́̔̐́͒͑̈ͅű̲̫̠̭̣̾̆ͣ̊ͪ͒̿̑ᴉ͍̆ɐ̢̯̰̞̝̮̳͔ͦͮͧ̄̃͒ͪ̑̈́̎ͤ̐̌̿ͭ͒̃ͯ͠ͅɹ̚ u͈o̸̯͈͙̯̖̘̔ͦ͋̃͢͠ͅ ᵷ̷̗̯̭̲̹̝̜̗͍̲̺̫͆̏͗͆̈́͒̊ͬ͛͢͟͡û̈͑_̷̴̧̖̞͕̣̯̘̺͉̦̜̝̖̥̝ͩͥͣ̏͂ͧ̑̀̂̆̂͑̋̓̚̕̕͝͡ᴉ̵̵̵̴̨̨̡̡̭̰̰͈͙͇̮̝̮̩͍̳̞̪̀̂̅̀̓̀̏ͭ͆́̒̂͆̎̚̕͘̕͜͟ͅɔ̵̸̨̧̹̣̰̯͆́̌u̧͍̙̭̳͈̰͕͛̽̋ͅɐ_͚́p̡̦͉͙̻͎̺͐̀ͤ͢͟ ș̨̡̗͔̪͖̭̬̲ͨ̒͋̒̎̉̓͆͘͢ų̷̸̨̖̝͇̬̠̠͓̦̺̮̥̞̫̜͛ͧͪ̽̐͑ͨ̐̆̽ɹ̸̵̯ͣ̓̊̐̕_̶̛͉̠̬͇͓͖̬̱̘̦͇̼̫̀͌̌ͩ̍̍ͣͣ̿͛͝͡͡ͅǒ͎̪̤̯̦͍̦̥̻̲̔̂͂͗͒̋̆_̨̪̞̾͊̽̚ɔ̷̷̢̡̢̛̱̫̖̙̪̦̮̩̭͇̮͓̣͕͕͔̌̔ͬ̀̀ͩ̋ͧ̅̇ͭ̾̓͋͡ᴉ_̶̧̣̫̻̙ͩ͗̂̐͋̉͟uň̢̩̪̪̫͈͗ͦ̌ͯ̽͛̇͒̚͟͠͡͝͝͞ ʎ̥̤̘̑̽̃͒̈́͟͟͞͠ɟ͍_͇̤̻̯̝͇̣̥̜̈́̌̓ͤ͗ͮ̿̓͗ͦͩͫ̆͝ɟͥ_̵̵̢̦̗̦̘̠̻̻͕͍̪͕͔̖͑̈́ͪ̔͂ͨ̽͋ͭ͊ͥͥ̐͛͐ͣ͂ͫ͐̾̚͞͝͠n̸̴̩̥̋ͫ͗͊̓ʅ̴̨̺͎̺̖͇̬̻̜̄ͦ̊̂͌̇̿̃̊̏͒͂̈́̕ɟ̸̵̴̨̨̛͖̼͕̱̳̣̰̘͚̼̟̭͌ͯ̀ͫͤͭͫͣ̌͜͡ͅ ,̳͟͟ͅ_̵̨̖̩̲͓͙̳̥̼͔̤̜̩̠͈̬͈͍̱͔̑ͪͬ̎ͤͦ̾͒̑̊̏ͮ̋̊ͩ̏̏͋͊͡͠ʞ̸̙̫͍̹̈͒͋̽́̂̔̉̕u͖͇͚̙͍͚̱̍ͫ̑͛̅̓̽͒̕͞ͅᴉ̱̫̒̃ͫd̢̨̝̩̬̻̳̱̼͖̱̰͚̲͎͒̑́ͪ̊́̆̇͂̈ͩ̈́̇ͩ͗̇̀̐̍̐̆̀̄̕͟͜

Okie Brony
Okie Brony #581 · 15 hours ago · · ·
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3419760

You know, there's a little box at the top of the rainbow comment site, labeled "Cycles." If you play around with the number, it can make the comment even more colorful. That is, if you're still using the same one...

Dwight K Schrute
Dwight K Schrute #580 · 17 hours ago · · ·
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3419759

I̷̜̺̟̘͕͍̮̬̣͒̀̈́̿͑̀̕͠͝ ̶̛̦̊͒͆̿̿͂̐̕͝ȃ̶̧̱̯̩͎̮̀̊̕m̵͙͇̯̏̏̀ ̴̯͓̭̝̳͓͒͊̒͝͝͠ŗ̶̧͙̙̩̳̥̮͙̪̞̳̪̼̻̹͗̈́̈͐̇̒͂̚̚ͅḙ̴̛͙͈̜̙̘͍͉͍̓̏̿̅͋̌̂̉͊̈͒̀͘ẳ̸̢̢̧͇̺̤͎̣̝̗̙̹̳̭̞͌̈́͒̎̇́̊ͅď̶̙̜̬̩͙͇͚̬̈̑̐̃̽́̂͐́̅̆́͜͝͝ͅͅy̷̛̥̦͓̣͍͍͖͖̩̝̹͔̘̜͊͌̑̔̒̌͑͆ ̵̡̩̹͓̞͓͖͊̃͐͗͋̚͠ͅt̴̢̨̪͇̝̫̱̫̼̪͋́̆̋̋̎̾̋͊̐̕ơ̵͇̖̈́́̎͒͆͂̋͗ ̸̡͉̻̘̠̬͇̜̠̖̣͔̫̝̈́̅͂͊̂̇͌͋̏͑̀̂̓͜͝f̶͋̿̽͜ą̴̧̼̺͈̗͎̝̥̮̣̟̽̈́͜͜͝c̷̛͔͔̽̆̈̈̽̆̈̀̂̚͘͝e̵̛͎̿̏̌̀͐̔̈́̿͛̎̊̂̾͐ ̸͎̹͆̀͌̏̑̋̽͛͠å̶̡̖̝͇͉̘̟̿̌̈́̄̀̌̇͐͜͠ṉ̶̡̠͙͙̼̰̬̞̅̌̓̈̓̒̈́͒̇̀̔̔̈́͘̚͝ͅỵ̵̡̡̩̬̯̖̲͎̳̻̒̉͗̓̆̈́͊̐͆ ̸̢̛̤̙̞̙̞̳͕̦͎̱͖͍̥͔̲̭̑͛͗̆̓̉̍̏̈́̀̍̓̕̚͘͝c̷̢̡͚̭͉̥̒̎̓̓͋̈́̕͠h̷̙͖̰̯̠̓̿͐̏͜a̵̯̫̥̣̮̙̤̋͗͆͂͗̕l̴̢̼̦̲̻̦̻̗̠̭͚̍ͅl̸̝̟̩̠͍̫͕̑͗̂͑̈̉̓̿̌̋e̵̡̦̼̪̣͊̍͐͑́̔́͛̈́̿͆͗̒̈́͝ň̵̤͕̺̞͇̺̈̃͛̐̀͌̐̒͗͛͊͜͠͝͠g̸̢̤̦͕̱̪̘̪͂̽͊̏̄̒͂́̓̌͒̋̈́͛́͗͜e̶̛͚͌͑̔̐͒̈́̊́̀ș̵̡̱̪͔̜̞̮͍̹͍̬̫̘͖̙̌̾̌̓͗͜ ̴̨̟̖͈̮̫̞͎̻̟̰̓̃͑̀ͅt̷̨̛̯̬̱̱̲̰̱̀̎̽͗̃̌͌̊̉̾̉͂͘̚h̴̡̛͕̮̹̖̩͖̺̺̟͖̙͙͙̫͎͒̑̽́͌̀͛͌̆̕ͅa̵̧̛̝̭̥̲̟͚͔̪̭̘̿͆̈́̎̇́͌͒͘͘t̵̥͍̗̰̻͎̰͖̫̜͚̭̉̇̈́̀͐́̐̎͘̚͜ ̸̢͈͔̖̟̯̞̦̳̜̙̪̯̼̹̿͊͂̓̃̿̓͒̒̀̓̔̑̂̒̾̚m̴̳̞̪̦͖̼̗̺͚͔͒ï̴̧̡̹͖͉̼̱͙̻̩̞͙̃̾͊̓̄͋̍̌̓͐̉͆͘̕͠͠g̶̹̙̜̯̳̤͇̟̘̜̜͖̃̈̊̐͘͜h̵̞̱͆̍̓͗̅͑̀͗̽́͐̚ͅt̶̨̋̔̄̿͂͒͆̌͊̚̚͜ ̸̧̢̟̰̺̭̹̞̳͚͎̳̯͈́́͒̾̕͘̕͜ḇ̶̧̯̺̖̻̱̹͚̩̙̝̲̆͂̓̀͆̕̕͠ë̸̩̙̜́͗͌͑́͒̓̑͂̾̋͐̊̊̚̚ ̶̨̛͉̣͚̝͛̽̇̈́̈́̐̑͑͑f̸̢̀̐́̉̑͐̾̔̉̈́͆́̔̚͝o̷̻̜̣̬̟͗̉̈́̅̔̔͑̌̈̑͘ǭ̵̛̞̝̺̽̍̆̈́̽̃̈́͑̃͝l̸̼̊i̴̡͈̙̮̯̟̩̣͍̠̅̎̓̾̓͊́̃̒̇͠ş̷̢̻̳̩͕̼̪̦̥̰̪̯̲̯̙͈̅͊̈́̔͗̒̑͑̈́͠͝h̵̲̅̊̿̾̅̋͠ ̸̖͙͔̯̠̳̰̹̟̟͎̘̠͕͈̣̫͌̉̈̐̋̚ê̵̢͖̼͔͇͕͚͈̹͈̼̺̤̒̔́̂͒͠͠n̶̢̧̨̡̛͇̞̞̙̼̲͍̻̲̖̗̲̋̾̈́ǫ̶̞͎͙͇͔̹̥̫̦́̽̃͆̈́̏̈́̌̍͑̃̓͝͝ṳ̴͉̩̖͔̮͕̽̈́ͅḡ̴̫̻̥̝͖̩͓̙͓͎̜̥̿̐͐̾̈́̒͐̆͛̍̃̂ͅḩ̵͓͕̥̝̖̺̟͖̮̫̹̒̃̿͜ ̸̧̧̟̩̙̩̮͈̯̯̄̆̎̆͠t̷̘̤́́ͅo̶̢͚̎̾͝ ̵͕̓̍̃̌͊̉̔̈́̈́̆̃͊̈́͘̚͝f̴̛͎̜̗͑̋̒̄̃̀̆͑͒̎̈͛̚a̵̰̫͇̙̍̉͒̽c̴̳̝̘̯̺̝͍̞̯͇̋̇̊̃̾͛́̋̾͌͊̓̿e̶̞̟̲͉͔͓͍̭͚̜͈̬̐͑̃́͐̉̈́̉̋̍̎̈͒̊̍̕ ̶͇̫͌͌m̵̢̞͖̟͓̦̲͓͖͗͜ͅě̷͇̦͙̙̭͍̄̓̅͌̃̍̔̾̓̃̕.̸̛̩̙̱̖̳̞̟̤̝͔͈͇̖͍̀̈́̋̄̐̌͊͊̈̍̓̄̾͂̚͝

Okie Brony
Okie Brony #579 · 17 hours ago · · ·
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3419748
F̸̤͕͇̥͕͛́́̌͛̐͊l̵̨̛̼̏̋ư̵̢̩͓͕͉̩̇̾͆t̶̨̡̥͔͚͎͛̎̏ẗ̷̢̜̠̮̤́̑̅͜e̴̱͌͘͘ř̸͙̣̀̌͘͠ş̷͎͍͛͛́̓͌̊̔ͅḩ̴̘͈̘̺̪̈ÿ̴̭́̑͐͑̅̂ ̷͇̱͍͇͊̂̽Ź̵͎̥͖͝͝a̵̡̧̟͖̥̜̯̎͛̑l̶͍̞͋̈́̃̈́͒͝ͅg̷̢̢̗̹͍̩͖͌͌͑̈́́̕o̴̠̻̺̫̻͐̓́ ̸̢̫͔̥̬̜͕̎̏̉̿ą̸̬̹̳͆t̶̢̻̲̙̼̳̪̀t̸̝̪̦̻͗͛̑̽̔͠å̴̱̒̾͐c̵͎͈̺̖͎͈̠̓̽̓͒̐͝ǩ̴̗̰̖̩͎͂͊̓̌͝͠.̷̡̙̥̑̀̀̈́̓͜ͅ ̶̹͈̜͚̼̈́̈͑͆ ̶͓̱̦̣͕̖̗̄̅Ỳ̸̬̀͊̆͛͠ạ̷̡͇̗̣̭̀͗̽̅͛́͠y̷̧̩̰̒̓̒̈́́̒͊͜.̶̦͕͉̦̫̺̿̀̄̕

Carrot Top
Carrot Top #578 · 18 hours ago · · ·
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C̴̡̘̲͎͔͇͖̞̮͙̱̥̜̅̽͊͒̀̿̍͗̍̍̒̈́A̸̧̝͙̮̠̘̩̓̔̆̔͒̉͑̆͠Ŗ̵̧͚̩̦͓̳̭̙̯͍̼̙̄̓̈́͊Ŕ̶̜̺̰̲̱̻͔̖͎̰͉͕͚̞͕̱̅̀̌̈́̿̈́̈́̋̏̃̕O̶̖͑T̷͕͓̝̤̖̪͎̬̽̓̿̓ ̵̬̯̭̲̫̙̼̼̺͇̞̘̝̻͍̘̣̊T̵͉̲͎̼̯͚̪͕̼̣̳̗͈̳̰̩͒̑́̍͜O̶̢̨̢̬̮̩̼̥̟̱̼͉̐̈́̑̽͋̒́͂͑̉̔̔̐͐̚͝͝ͅP̶̨̧̢̝͙̪̭͖̗̖̈́͑̽̌̕͘͜ ̸̨̢̗̣͍͚̞͉͌͊́͜͠Z̵̹͎̖͔̣͇̟͖̹̖̹͌̅̽̊̔̊́̈́̈̂͛̚Ā̵̧̡͔̞̯͓̖̤̋͋ͅL̷̘͈̱̖̟͈̮̜̻͌̈́̌̈́̔̾̊͝͠G̴̪̘̟̯͎̱̻̺̮̱͍̱̳͇̖̈́͛͗̑̊͛̅̅́͛͋͘͝͠Ŏ̴̝͉͚͍̄͐̒́̑̅́̍̌̃͌̔͝ͅ ̸̫̟̔͂̿̒̍͑̀̔̓̒̅̉̾̕̕Å̸̡̗͕̙̠̥̤̝̼̞͖̱̭̻̟̋T̷̢̛͉̳̼̼̥̩̹́͒̂́̇͐̌̉̿̅̌̿̈̂̌T̸̟̙̺̹̟͍̘̭̦̫͋̈́̇̍͗̑̇͐̅̎͘̕͝Ą̷̛͓͍̣̰̗͕̣̭̣̣͌̑̀̀̋͑͆̂͗͌͆̾͘͠Ç̷̨͚̱̞̰̱͉̠̘͔͕͒̇͂̅͛̾̅̄́̃͠Ķ̶̓̏̂̄̀͝͝

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