My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.
Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.
I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.
"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"
Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
Oh no, it looks like I left my bio in my other pelt. Whoops! You're gonna have to do some exploring to learn about this Brony.
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Attention all clop RPers. Me and a friend are looking for a third person to RP with! If you want to message me and I'll work something out with you. If you want a smaple of our RPs message me.
Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.
Rufyart am Fvoe, Enevhfyart am Levjaffeb... igmu xirt yev vatyf ar fye irom
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.
Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?
Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not
It's a dangerous business, putting words to paper. You write a sentence and, if you don't keep your hoof, there's no telling where you might be swept off to...
"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark