I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.
"A JRPG just isn't a JRPG unless it ends with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God."
A bit of harmony, a lot of mania, on a foundation of existential thought, sprinkled with logic and innuendo... Damn it, now I'm thirsty.
Whosoever holds this blade, if they be worthy, shall be king of all England.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.
"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it." (PFP by @renawoods.bsky.social)
I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
I'm a recently returned writer and plan to release alot of stories again.
I'm a Brony, I'm an author on FimFiction. Thereby I'm a Brony author on FimFiction. Hope you enjoy my works.
Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..
My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.
I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.
Success is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, and 50% pain.
My name is Comettail, I am a 12 year old writer, but don't let that sway your thoughts about my stories. It is the mind that counts, not your appreance.
Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?
"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"