I write pony fics. Do you even need to ask? Run along now, mate.
The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.
Don't you ever want to read the stories that don't make it? Don't you realize that there's a world beyond the box at the top of the screen? The light will shine down on you here.
"If you've never had Cassius review your story...think carefully because it is a haunting experience that will scar you for life." -Cold in Gardez
How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.