But humans never do,

There! Right there!

Yea, that's right. I got the C-bug after dodging the flipping thing for years. This Flu VIrus song is from my childhood and runs through my head every few hours these last few days.

The good news is that I'm over the fever-inducing hurdle. I have few more days to get better before I have to get back to work. I plan to stay home and binge watch "My Daemon" on Netflix.

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Merry Christmas, everypony!

But I'll forgive you if you kiss me.

"Another year closer to the morgue, buddy! Can I have your stuff when you pop your clogs?"

No.

"Aww, farts!"

As someone who is sick up and fed with X-mas music, this is a breath of fresh air.

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"Whatta hunk! Awoogah!"