But then he took it off because his recently-healed legs are still bothering him.

I'll get back to the death pony in a minute, but first, this announcement.

"What My Dark Half Is Telling Me" just went past the five hundred reads mark! And the story was deemed a Ruby by "The Gem Hunters" group!
This may seem like tiny taters to some of you, but I'm still grinning from the fact that I, of all people, have fans. And 26 followers, too. Awesome. so much awesome.

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(Let's try this again.)
You know, it's good to have your stuff on two different sites. One advantage is having a slightly wider audience than if I had my stories on just this site.
(One big advantage of being on this site is that get a lot more feedback and hits.)
My stories are posted over on Deviantart. One of my fans over there favorited "Equus Mortis", but he did it for a reason I never thought I'd hear.

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Especially when I get fan-art from derpyworks. This is found over at his spot on deviantart.com. (Since my Wi-Fi's acting up again, I'll post it later.
This is, by far, the best Christmas present I have gotten in years.
This was done by the same fellow who did the cover art for my most recent grimdark "A merciful way".

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Well, I just saw Ponies Anthology 3 and it was worth the wait. It is an hour and fourteen minutes of inspired lunacy.
Warning---spoilers--------
My personal faves: The Ring reference (16:00) (or so--I'm not nerdy enough to give exact times.)
Discord singing "Imagination" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory. (19:00)
Iron Mare. (Hey, Hasbro! Make a figure of this!) (35:00)
I'm so angry! (Pinkamena almost loses it. Animated with flair by Nutrafin.) (39:50)

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...you stop (DONT USE LYRICS)

Aw, dang it. I wanted to use Barnes and Barnes's song "When you die" as an ad to announce that Equus Mortis is finally done. Uff-dah!
Strike up the band, munch a muffin, pour a tall glass of Spectra....and toss it in the sink! Don't you know what stuff really is?
All kidding aside, I'm glad that it's gotten some faves. Now that it's finished, maybe it'll get more hits.

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.....oh, wait. No, they don't.

Well, I just got the creamy filling scared out of me about an hour ago. An FBI pop-up that stopped me cold on my way to Google told me that I was in violation of numerous charges like child porn and illegal MP3 downloads. I had to fork over a week's pay in two days to get my online access reactivated.

I thought "Sweet mother of Bob in a taxi-cab, how did they find out about the (several) hundred pix of numerous stages of arousal?"

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Well, since a handful of people are reading my blogs, I'd figure I'll crank out another one. After that, I'll get offline and work on the last chapter
of Equus Mortis. Yes, folks, that promise of delivering a new chapter every Monday still stands. Since more people are watching me than last week, that encourages me to keep on with my writing. Thanks to everyone who reads my stuff.

Anyhoo, to the list.

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I've been working on Equus Mortis for about a month now. It all started with my brain being weird. (As always.) One minute I'm standing around at my job, doing nothing while looking busy. Then a little voice said, "Hey, what would the cutie mark of a mortician be?"

I gotta admit, I was stumped for an answer. I replied (inwardly, natch) that I suppose it would be a pony skull. That's literally how this multi-part story (all mapped out, by the way) got started.

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Well, I'm bored. So there's only one thing left to do.

Clop-fic fap...er...blog.

On this blog post, I want to talk about the most infamous pony-dreadful tale this fandom has ever known. Some call it badfic. Others joined this fandom because of it. Some claim it to be worthless. Others say it's super-fab. Yes, folks, I'm talking out.....

Equestria girls.

(Bad Buzzer noise.)

Cupcakes.

(Ding)

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Okay. First things first. One hundred views of my first story. Nine likes, one dislike. Hmm. Okay. Good start.
For every one good story idea that goes out the door, there are ten others that don't quite pass muster. This one I offer as (possible) inspiration for all of you Pinkamena fans looking for cartoon ideas (or a cheap laugh).

In the world of humans, a fellow named Bart Jansen made the "Orvillecopter", which was an RC copter built into his dead pet cat, Orville.

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