"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Bored.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

GUYS! I LOST MY NOTHING! AND MY STORIES!

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

I NEED TO EAT.

k.

I'm a writer and reader on this site

I'm just the pony with the best weapon in the world. Yep, don't mind me.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?