“Oh crap. That bottle just like, exploded.”
“I can’t see a thing in there.”
“I can. Celestia’s right next to me.”
“What’s going on?”
“Well, she seems to be in a state of shock. She’s just kind of standing there, trying to absorb what just happened. I’m kind of doing the same.”
“Agreed.”
“Shh! She’s about to speak!”
“Oh no! Not Princess Luna! Poor bubbles in her eyes… the poor thing.”
“What about Celestia! Look at her, she’s worried sick!”
“What a dive!”
“Truly graceful form!”
“Shh!”
“Oh shh you, that was a ten out of ten in my books.”
“I’d agree except her left leg wasn’t with her right the entire way. It was pretty uneven.”
“Yeah, but she’s Princess Celestia.”
“True. Ten out of ten.”
“I swear, if you guys don’t keep your voices down, they’ll hear us through the wood!”
“Y’know, Luna makes a good point about her diving.”
“I disagree, anypony would have jumped in recklessly. If this was a real life or death situation, I’m sure Celestia would have figured something out.”
“True.”
“Celestia’s smiling with the look on her face.”
“What look?”
“Was that… did she just.”
“She just called Luna fat.”
“But she does have a nice butt.”
“Shh!”
“There’s my Princess Luna! Look at that graceful bubble beard she’s wearing.”
“Heh, look. She’s Star Swirl the Bubblebearded.”
“She’s got a little fluff on her head too. She kind of looks like Bibsy the Deaf.”
“I think you mean, bubbly the deaf.”
“Oh, we doing famous pony bubble puns? How about our latest one? Twilight Popple?”
“Pinkie Pop, Element of laughter.”
“Oh Oh, Rainbubble Dash!”
“Latherjack?”
“Bath puns? How about Soapity, Element of Generosity.”
“Suddsershy, Element of Kindness.”
“Princess Iridescence of the Crystal Empire?”
“Prince BlueBubble.”
“Queen Cleanaris, the Bubbling leader.”
“Clever.”
“Thanks.”
“You guys are idiots… so shut up please.”
“Hey, I’m going to move towards the other side.”
“Ok, just watch out for the loose board.”
“The loose wh-” Crack!
Ka-boof! Buh…
“Oh crap.”
YAY Update
2434865 Nowadays it is known as the Canterlot Aperture Altercation. True story.
This is getting better and better with each chapter!
And then they all fucked.
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BAH. BAAAAH. Dang it, errors. Thanks for the catch.
I declare this chapter free of any obvious errors! Well done.
And some guards will soon be taking their vacation time early. On the moon.
All my YES
Also I have been reading the entire fic to this tune
Starswirl the bubblebearded for the win lol
My nomination for “Understatement Of The Year”. “Oh crap.”
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I thought that name was given to the failed ASHPoD/ Potatoes experiments under Canterlot... Hmmm
Also, Author, How you update so quick?
Also:
Flying post-excretionary fecal matter, meat oscillating anti-air stagnation devise...
So...how many guards are behind the wall? Three?
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Funny story, Oval bubble is not going to be revealed in this spoiler.
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Guess we gun' find out.
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...what do you mean, 'we'?
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What do you mean, "do"?
those guards are creepy. how many are there again?
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We're going to find out. By we I mean you. And by you I mean...
you.
awww, come on. can i haz a spoiler?
strike that: i dont want a spoiler anymore.
2438844 I was going to say I couldn't, because I proofread a maximum of three stories, but since one hasn't had a chapter published since last year I think I can call it dead.
Since that one's dead I'd love to work on this, as My Little Staring Contest was one of the funniest stories I've ever read, and I'm sure this one will be just as good if not better.
Long post needs moustache
>Reads title
>This wont be good
>Reads story
>Maybe I was wrong
>Reads more
>Well, im going to be up tonight with these images burnt into my head
8/10
MOAR!
Ahh man how can you leave me hanging like this?? Anyways this is a great little story.
ALL THE PUNS!
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2439399 I dunno... that seems like a problem. But hey, this and the staring contest made for some serius lulz
Omigod. Deeze puns.
And your comment replies remind me of the youtube Vat19.com comment reply guy. Hilarious.
Hijinks!
How did this get sexual so fast?
But still a good story.
My, oh my
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what do you expect from blokes? seriously
PUNS GALORE Chuggaaconroy would love this chapter
Puns are good but anti jokes are best
Dear lord i live puns, they're my favorite part of the english language
All hail Star Swirl the Bubblebearded, lord of the bathrooms.
Also, those guards are screwed
I lost it at Star Swirl the Bubblebearded and that was super funny.