Ignoring the spike of envy that’d be expected from any mare who has experienced Estrus first-hand, and who have heard horror stories about pregnancy and the subsequent birth, her attention was drawn to the fact that not only were they so divergent, they didn’t seem to have a king among them to keep them in line.
Well if it makes you feel any better they were all a single person once... that might make it worse actually
Immediately all eyes turned to the new voice, and peering out from a fucking doorway in the Immaterium, leading to an expanse of stars and the sensation of millions of minds, was Luna.
“We’ll establish ourselves, gain power through their worship while we empower them in turn, so that when all our various ‘friends’ in the universe show up, they’re not gonna get steamrolled like a Tau in an Ork Martial Arts Tournament, all in favour?” I ask.
“It… it’s madness to speak of, Princess, but yes , in fact she’s healthier than ever, she used to have a diagnosed peanut allergy and acute hay fever. Yet now I’ve watched her scarf down around five peanut butter and Dandelion sandwiches, while it is spring . And I haven’t even heard a cough.”
“It… it’s madness to speak of, Princess, but yes , in fact she’s healthier than ever, she used to have a diagnosed peanut allergy and acute hay fever. Yet now I’ve watched her scarf down around five peanut butter and Dandelion sandwiches, while it is spring . And I haven’t even heard a cough.”
Wait a minute your telling me if you worship a chaos god or somthing than you don’t have allergies to anything?!
“Yes, when she took her first bite of these sandwiches, which we had attempted to stop, she cried cheers of joy, and promptly declared praise to something called ‘Nerville’, for some reason, I may be wrong, since she said it with her mouth full.”
In the background you hear mare say lucky b****
Well if it makes you feel any better they were all a single person once... that might make it worse actually
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LUUUNA!!!!!!!
This is so meta it's fucking hilarious
Perturabo: NONE SHALL BREACH THE WALLS OF THE FOURTH!!!!!! . . . . HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT DORN BUILDS THEM BETTER!!??!?!?!?!
Fist of the North Waaagh!
I'd eat 10 sandwiches
Wait a minute your telling me if you worship a chaos god or somthing than you don’t have allergies to anything?!
Excuse me I’lll be right back
Is this lore accurate
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