Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
The Mysterious Mare Do Well
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that it's not okay to have your fifteen minutes of fame. If you enjoy said fifteen minutes of fame, you'll only get six minutes, and your friends will steal the rest.
It also goes to show that if my ego gets too big, my friends won't pull me aside and talk to me directly; instead opting to one-up my feats of heroism. Jerks.
One last lesson; Scootaloo is really fucking shallow. I mean, seriously, the organizer of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club is so smitten with this mysterious heroine that she completely forgets about the pony she idolizes the most.
Anyway, I think I'm done with this hero business. It'll be interesting to see how many ponies die in freak accidents now.
Your super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing subject,
Rainbow Dash
P.S.- Pfft. Right. Like she would've listened to us if we took her aside and suggested she be more modest. We're not idiots. -Twilight
P.P.S- Did Rainbow kiss me for that photo? I knew she was gay! -AJ
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They just get better and better
Eh, nothing that hasn't gone through our heads before.
1466606 Well then this might be the first dud of Season 2. Seven well-received letters in a row was better than I was expecting.
This pretty much sums up my opinion about this episode.
Worst
Episode
EVER!
Edit: I'm talking about the show, this mini chapter of yours is still golden.
1466623
It's okay. But I'm glad you're doing things from the perspectives of ponies other than Twilight, because it gives some good variety to it. Twi should always have some opinion written in there, but I like seeing others done as I already said. Keep up the good work.
I saw this coming a mile away. But it doesn't make it any less funny.
One-up.
Always has been my favourite word.
I'd figured she would feel like that, and I suppose those of us who support's the rest of the mane cast's decision that we're more or less Twilight here.
1466677
So how many times did you try talking to her about her behavior then? Alot of people didn't seem to believe that they tried to talk to Rainbow about her behavior but she just brushed them off.
I think these are coming out much faster now. Trying to get ready for season three are we?
1466623 Honestly, it is more the fault of the episode than anything else. TMMDW was very much a dud from day one, so it is kind of hard to corrupt it in a meaningful way which is what makes most of the others so funny.
1466782 Go watch the episode again, they never talked to her about anything. If they had taken a minute for a scene with her brushing off the others concerns things would have been much better, but as is what happens is they see Rainbow showing off to her adoring fans and the next thing we know they are one-upping her left and right. The other big problem is that they do not seem to care about how badly they hurt Rainbow at all in the final confrontation, and the fact that they rub it in after they one-up her makes things even worse.
"P.P.S- Did Rainbow kiss me for that photo? I knew she was gay! -AJ"
Had to re watch the episode. I didn't notice that the first time. If that is true, AJ kissed her teeth.
1467054 I... can't find it in the episode! what time was it at? roughly that is.
1467043
Gettin' humility beat into you. I say Applejack came up with the plan, she seems old-fashioned. This is why Applejack is best Mane 6.
But Trollestia is best period.
1467111 You are definitely right, it would make sense for a stupid plan like that to have been the brainchild of a stupid pony.
1467226
Hey now, just because it obviously didn't work on you doesn't mean it's not a good idea!
I look forward to next episode and Twilight calling Rarity out for being a shallow bitch.
I actually kind of hate Sweet and Elite.
1467434
Same, but it has a good song. That's what saved it for me.
1467495
Ehh, the song was okay. Difference of opinion, if you like the episode, that's fine. I did like Fancy Pants as a character.
The only episode I found out-and-out unpleasant was Show Stoppers. At least with Mare-do-Well I knew what I was getting into.
That's pretty much exactly what goes through my mind whenever a fictinonal hero/heroine "retires" from hero-work.
That last line...
iLold
Short or Long, these letters are always enjoyable.
1467745 Oh sweet is that the new Apple device?
1467873
Yeah, it's the one they patented the term "lol" on, so everyone using "lol" is gonna get taken to court over using.
Lulz. If you can't innovate, then litigate.
1467042 Nope. Passing the time until Halo 4. Trying to get one out at least once a day. Probably won't be able to keep up.
1466623 I can't wait till you do putting your hoof down.
1467998
Dear Princess Celestia,
What the hell. You think you know a pony, am I right? Turns out Fluttershy can actually be pretty damn interesting, and all it takes is the most minor of brainwashing! With my luck though, it won't last, so in order to brainwash her again whenever I feel like it, I'm buying a copy of the book sold by that weird tall horned thing. No, I mean the minotaur, not you. Sorry, had to clarify there. I wonder if it would work on Big Macintosh as well? I could certainly go for some decent rage sex a little later. Plus if we're loud enough, it might introduce Applejack to the concept of sex NOT restricted to family.
1468133
I was thinking more of their racism, since iron will really didnt do anything and most of the blame was on fluttershy. seriously, responsibility for their actions was a pretty foreign concept for them that episode.
1467098
I think I saw it at around five minutes. It's in the first scene with Rainbow Dash at Sugarcube Corner, being a boastful bitch.
Rainbow: "Hey, Applejack! How would you like to be immortalized as my friend?"
If you decide to "fix" this chapter you might want to put in the mysterious cliff with no fence and a jump platform that
happens to show up in a town with no hills.
Love this one especially.
1468546 I'm pretty sure "being immortalized as my friend" was the plot of a Calvin & Hobbes strip. Random, but I love that series.
1469383 No fixing. I write most of these on a whim, and don't give them a second thought. Take them for what they are.
1469739
That was actually from the episode. I was placing that quote in to help identify the crucial scene.
You notice how dangerous shit went down in this episode,
And then incidents like them never happened again?
I feel like the whole episode was just Ponyville having a "dangerous period".
Or whatever you might want to call it.
Quick, to the point, and striking at the core of why the episode was subpar. Well done.
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This... yeah, this pretty much outlines the basics of why the episode failed abysmally without getting too in-depth. I like.
As for Twilight, I'm convinced she still doesn't know what's socially normal or acceptable. Invading a garden party with her birthday party, the sleepovers for dummies, ect. I'm led to believe that even in the canon setting she's a complete idiot outside of academics. And let's be honest, this version'd pass up talking to Dashie in favour of humiliation just to watch her squirm.
Short, sweet, to the point. Me gusta.
>.>
LOVE IT!!!!! made me laugh my ass off
1466623 You actually poked fun at an episode that gets a bad wrap. The scootaloo thing was perhaps the worst mistake of all because why would Scootaloo turn on Rainbow Dash when she worships her?
Dear Twilight Sparkle:
I'm so very glad you followed my orders! There are going to be so many accidents in Ponyville! It's gonna be so awesome!
The world's greatest party pooper, Princess Celestia
AJ kissed Dash.
With the kissing thing, I say that you should actually put the picture. Chapter 4, right before the last line, show the picture. images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120918215230/mlp/images/thumb/1/15/Rainbow_Dash_holds_down_Mare_Do_Well_S2E8.png/800px-Rainbow_Dash_holds_down_Mare_Do_Well_S2E8.png
2682035
It's not that one you idiot. It's that one where RD says "How you'd like to be immortalized as my friend?"
And then she kisses AJ at the photo. (It's quick as a flash. LITERALLY.)
HAHAH!
Niiiice.
Also, I wonder how Twilight and AJ managed to add the PS's to it?
~Skeeter The Lurker
To be honest I really like Mare Do-Well, the costume itself not so much the pony in it
Every once in a while, Rainbow Dash need her ego smacked back down into reality, lest she gets too cocky. She is lucky she has friends who are willing to go to such lengths to bring her back to reality. Or at least as real as one can get in a world of magical talking technicolor miniature horses.
KBO.
I like this twilight better....