“Die Pinkie, die!” As the pink pony launches towards you, you grab her forehooves, swinging her round to smack her against the nearest wall. Before she can regain her balance, you stumble around in the darkness and pick up the table, hurling it in the direction you threw her in. it is impossible to see properly in the darkness, but you can hear Pinkie cry out. “Now your reign of evil is over, Pinkamina!” you shout as you kick her fallen form.
The lights flick on and Mrs Cake races down the stairs. “What’s going on?” she cries in alarm at the sight of you repeatedly kicking Pinkie Pie.
Blinking from the sudden onrush of light, you look down. Pinkie is on the floor before you, covered in desserts which had been tipped off the table that you threw. She picks her head up dizzily, tears welling up in the corner of her eyes. “I was going to throw the Brony Hero a surprise party with my ‘Death by Chocolate’ cake and he attacked me!”
“Oooh it was a cake!” you roll your eyes in amusement. “Oh Pinkie, you’re so silly, I thought you were going to murder me!” Pinkie doesn’t seem to find this funny though, and stays curled on the ground, sobbing.
“Why would you think something so ridiculous?” Mrs Cake turns on you angrily as she hugs Pinkie.
You shrug. “Oh, I just write a lot of stories where Pinkie Pie is a crazy murderer.” Pinkie starts to cry harder as you continue. “I mean, I know she’s not, but it’s still good, harmless fun!”
Mrs Cake shakes her head as you watch Pinkie Pie cry amidst a pile of fallen desserts. You make your apologies and quickly leave.
Boy, that was awkward.
I fucked up again.
Wow I suddenly feel like a jerk Sorry Pinkie
Now I feel like an awesome guy for choosing "Accept your fate" first.
Or maybe a wimp. One of those things.
510679
It's not a mistake.
MLD is a mistake.
I bucked up THERE WAS CAKE WHY DID I THROW IT
Okay this is getting out of hand.
Or should I say getting out of hoof?
'The lights flick on and Mrs Cake races down the stairs. “What’s going on?” she cries in alarm at the sight of you repeatedly kicking Pinkie Pie.'
I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop from laughing at that part.
f*cking damnit
Try again, I'm sorry Pink
...Can I seduce Pinkie now?
512454Me nether bro me nether
....awwww fuck ..
I fuck up the cake
Im going to kill my self now can't live with the guilt
no im not but im sorry pinkie so sorry....
Wait, I wrote Cupcakes and beat up Pinkie?
Goodbye, cruel Equestria. *slits throat*
511783 Are you the same guy as that other Wilhelm? Y'know, the one who loved Cupcakes, trolling, and ending his comments with "Good day, sir "
...there are so few words that I could use to describe the disappointment I feel in myself... going back to the last page now...
That is all
511532 Did you win? I won already. I'm a winner.
Okay, I should've given this Cupcakes reference on the previous page the benefit of the doubt. This is brilliant.
511783
No offense, guy, but maybe give the crusade a rest.
EDIT: admit a pile - amid(st)?
I regret nothing. She said death and didn't follow up with " by chocolate" quick enough. She needs to learn that some pranks are best not done. Like this guy did.
Wow, I feel like a douche...
CURSE YOU SARGENT SPRINKLES!
i would of done the same thing
LOL THAT'S BUCKIN' FUNNY!
Dude. Best ending is BEST ENDING.
510679 you know what inverse psychology means right?
I feel so terrible. I'M SO SORRY PINKIE!
510679
nuh-uh what about cheerilee's garden and sweet apple massacre oh and btw i laughed at cupcakes because of irony
Next time, PINKIE!! NEXT TIME!! I'll eat all the cupcakes!
I'm so sorry Pinkie Pie!
Wow. I feel terrible!
Ooo!!! A fight scene! This needs appropriate music, eh?
*glares over at Blueshift*
I know I haven't published anything yet.
I should've excepted my fate
Pinkie...
Also, ignore my lastcomment again ouo
Log 19:
It was a subversion!
...Back to Ponyville.
FUCK. I'm going to accept my chocolatey fate this time.