“Oh Pony Joe…” you lean forwards too, ‘accidently’ brushing your hand against his hoof. “I’ve always admired your… icing skills.” You wink back, waggling an eyebrow. “Perhaps I can try some of your… special icing?”
“That’s a great idea!” Pony Joe suddenly leaps into the kitchen, and then trots back, carrying a large donut covered in the most intricate frosting. “This is my most precious donut, I spent months icing it!”
You gaze at the donut for a few moments. That wasn’t quite what you had in mind, but you take what you can get. You reach for the donut and slowly take a bite out of it. It tastes amazing, like a bite of heaven itself. Every mouthful is like a never-ending waterfall of sugar and delight. “That’s… that’s amazing!” you moan, your mouth full of icing as you finish off the donut.
Pony Joe watches you eat the donut, and then taps his hooves on the till. “That’ll be five hundred bits,” he announces coldly.
You freeze, a few donut crumbs falling out of your mouth. “B-but I thought it was free!” you squeak.
“Not that one. That’s my most precious donut. Five hundred bits.” Pony Joe holds out a hoof, his face suddenly taking on an angry expression.
“I... I don’t have any bits!” You wipe the donut crumbs off your mouth guiltily as if that will make it all better. “Is there anything else I can do?”
Pony Joe strokes his chin. “There’s one way to work off your debt, but it won’t be easy…”
And that is how the Brony Hero of Equestria ended up spending the rest of his life as the dishwasher in the back of a donut café.
BAD END
This did not go as planned.
I DID ALL SEDUCES FOR LULZ BAHAHAHA
What a gold digger.
again, improsoned the charachter to slavery. i feel like a sadist.
... Why did I even click this one?
Oh well, I've got dishes to wash.
...At least I didnt die.....
Curse you Donut Joe! CURSE YOU!!!
*sigh* 3 hours of this and I still haven't found the bucking orb. Screw it I'll look for RD
Reminded me of this.
Looks like im a slave again
WHY CANT I SEDUCE ONE PONY WITHOUT GETTING A BAD END
Oh, never mind then.
Pony Joe: Just as planned.
goddamnit let me seduce some goddamn ponies
But it's a good ending because I got to taste heaven donuts, right?
WOOOOOO!!! DEATH NUMBER SEVEN! DEATH NUMBER SEVEN!
Why the fuck did I click this?
Horse semen is very expensive irl, too.
(Don't ask)
That must have been a big donut.
im not homo damn it...and i dont like to clean soooooo *suicide*
Still no orb? What haven't I done? The only choices I can think of that I didn't try are the alternate link names for returning to places, where's the goddamned orb?!
*in Molestia accent* This is a good end.
At least its better than the thought you had in mind when he said " Special icing"
I ain't even mad/sad. At least I didn't die for once. Plus there still the chance of occasionally seeing the mane 6.
531475
Spend the rest of my life working under Pony Joe? Sounds like heaven to me!
Dafuq?
531275 with pinkie, the only way to get it is to choose exept your fate
BEST ENDING OF ALL OF THEM!
5th time ive tried to seduce a pony 3rd time i become a slave
and not the good kind
I am straight and I clicked on this, WHY CAN'T I GET A BREAK!
510268 I second this.
Bow chicka bow wow!
Oh what?! Brony Hero doesn't spend the rest of his days as Pony Joe's human bondage slave, but simply as his dish washing slave. Man, that bites.
Also, if Pony Joe spent months icing the donut, the donut is old. And if the donut is old, it's prolly spoiled. Boy howdy, that donut must be hard as a rock. But not to worry. If you put enough icing on something...
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Same, but this? HOW DID SEDUCING THE STUPID PONY TURN INTO DISHWASHING SLAVERY?!?!
Endings: 5/21
Bad: 4
Decent: 1