Professing your feelings is a moment of fragility. The way your crush responds is the difference between pure joy, mild disappointment, or soul crushing pain.

These stories emphasize the latter of those three.

An Archive of Shorts. Happy Valentines Day.

Against your better judgement, you ended up having three little girls that you have to take care of all by yourself now.

As much trouble as they can be sometimes, you still wouldn't trade them for the world.

This story is a sequel to Office Love

When is Anon going to get a clue that Ponies in his life are actually interested in him?

An April Fools parody of my extremely neglected long fic: Office Love.

The Reapers pay Celest-A.I a visit, harvesting ensues shortly afterward.

A parody of Friendship is Optimal.

Another story I took out of my google drive's trash.

With a date already unprepared, your mother and father barge in and invite you and Fluttershy to dinner. Even though you deny the chance, Fluttershy relentlessly wants to know them. As it would seem, it would turn out to be nice at first, but may take a turn for the worse.

Anon made a major impact on the lives of every friend he made in his time in Equestria, but he had to return home sometime. However, his friends weren't ready for him to leave just yet. Writing letters is supposed to be therapeutic...

There are days that you just can't really explain. Such as when you jump off a diving board and accidentally go through a portal to another universe, oh did I mention I fell on my face? Well at least it was a cloud, but falling on your face only gets so fun. That's also how I met Spitfire, and Soarin, and Fleetfoot and just about every Wonderbolt in Cloudsdale. Did I mention that I fell face-first right in the middle of a really big Wonderbolts meeting? This is my tale of what life was like after I face-planted in a land of magical talking ponies yet didn't get admitted to an insane asylum.

(Woo! Awesome! Featured on 8/22/2014. Love you guys.)
(I changed it to teen but whenever sex scene would pop up I'll post it in a side story and link at the end of specific chapter, the ones that end with that kind of scene will end with a "*")
(May contain adult or sexual language at parts)

Applejack helps run her family's successful apple orchard, while Dusty is the Cadet Colonel of Canterlot High's Junior ROTC. For the last few years, they had been a item, with many students looking on with amazement and wonder at the seemingly “perfect, All-Equestrian couple.”

But one day their lives are turned upside down when Applejack begins showing symptoms of being pregnant. The pregnancy test will be one hundred percent accurate a week after ‘conception’, which is only a few days away. With the clock counting down, Dusty and Applejack are left with a question: Do they spend their possible last few days of their youth in loathing and fear or do they spend it with the people they care about the most: each other?

Written for and edited by my right-hand man DustyPwny and his weird infatuation with Appleheorse.

[1st Person OC X Sour Sweet] White Foam didn't want to go to Crystal Prep, but he unfortunately is forced to by his parents. And wouldn't you know it, he ends up making an enemy on his first day with a girl named Sour Sweet, and is forced to interact with her at an almost daily bases. But could these forced interactions change their hatred into something else.
This is set in the Equestria Girls universe, and is set some time after friendship games.

Proof read and edited by lilinuyasha and Korencz11
This is indeed my first fan fic, so constructive criticism would by very much appreciated. Thanks.

Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....

Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.

Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.

Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)