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Kintra


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  • 630 weeks
    All things considered....

    You all pretty much knew that I was taking a break. Granted it was a break that I forced myself to write during, no matter what the result (By the way, ive deleted almost four chapters worth of words.) And so far the results have been....Far from what I want, so, considering Coals recent break, I think I may as well follow suit. The story may be lacking in updates because of my own inability to

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  • 630 weeks
    Pluggy.

    Fun little story. Its a collaboration project between me and a few others, we all pitched in a chapter, different takes and such. Figured id plug it because hell, I wrote a chapter, I deserve to plug it!

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  • 631 weeks
    Blargh.

    Good news and bad news.

    Bad news is, Ive only managed to write like...Two paragraphs.


    Good news is, I beat Cave Story + on hard mode. I now count myself as a bad ass.

    Worse news, I seriously have no idea what the hell is wrong with me D:

    Better news... Well, im sure some will come eventually.

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  • 631 weeks
    Hold up, I wanna be famous a moment.

    IM GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE IM SO WORTHLESS AND I HATE IM LIFE SO BLAH BLAH BLAH



    Okay, sorry, I felt I should get that out of my system. Maybe now Ill be one of the popular kids with our emo tendencies and shit.


    OH Oh wait, never mind, im sorry, im over the age limit for being a little bitch aren't I? Shame that, I was really hoping to get away with it.

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  • 631 weeks
    WOOO LAZY MOODS.

    All over the place! Lazy lazy lazy! I aint done SHIT!


    And it sucks!

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Apr
24th
2012

What would YOU do? · 6:17pm Apr 24th, 2012

You have two choices.

One, you spend two weeks with knowledge of your death looming over your head and get to spend it however you want here on earth, with your family. For those two weeks, things will always work in your favor, and on the final day, you pass in your sleep. Depressing right?

Or two, you go to ponyville, and get to meet everypony that you obviously enjoy reading about. Downside, you only get one week there, do do whatever. Unlike the earth choice, things wont work in your favor. In fact, they will work like life. So, you may end up pissing ponies off. And the last day, you again pass in your sleep.

Which would you do? A week with ponies? (Your Oc's included. Though they can not help you.) Or two weeks with your family and friends here on earth?


I would go option two to be honest. I love my family, but the option to live in equestria and escape humanity for even one week is a just too good to deny. And, even if they ended up hating me. I would be in fuckin equestria. Ill find something to be happy about my last week god damn it.

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LETS GO TO EQUESTRIA AND FUCK SOME THINGS UP!

If I could tell my parents about me dying, two.
If not, then still two, but I would miss my family too much to have 24/7 fun in Equestria :fluttercry:

84315
Just leave out the up and I AM IN.

84319 Dirty... *Agrees*

84318 Well, I figure you would likely be able to tell them first. Couldn't tell them where you are going, or perhaps you die in the first week and then you kind of just go and die again in equestria.

I would go to Equestria. My family life isn't just atrocious, but I don't consider myself close enough to them to have to think about it for more than a little while. If I'm gonna die, PONIES ALL DA WAY! Like you said, Kintra, even if everypony hated me, I would be happy anyway. Probably go mess around in Everfree or something. :moustache:

84323
Damn straight

84326 You and me, we are gonna skip into a pack of timber wolves and then ride them to canterlot. Because that just seems badass.

If I knew about it beforehand, Option 2. I don't have much attachment to this world; but if I go, I want to go without regrets and no goodbyes left unsaid.
If I had to decide on my feet, option 1 for the same reason.

EVERYTHING works in my favor?
muahahaha... I going option 1, for the following reasons:
Step 1: Win three separate lotteries in the same week.
Step 2: As a certified rich-pants, I now use all of my money to construct a portal to Equestria anyone can use, but I only tell other Bronies and trusted folks like that.
Step 3: I'm going to go blow up a country with the remainder of my money.
Step 4: hitch a ride on a dragon on the last day of my life, and die at 40,000 ft in my sleep.
I'M GOING OUT A LEGEND
:rainbowdetermined2:

Damn, man. a week w/ my OC's? Hell yeah! A week with a perverted fire pony and his hot caretaker! And not to mention the four dark lords that live only a short distance away!

84326 i do believe that's how'll you will die... the everfree? Remember the blank flank ending in super filly adventure?

84426 well if EVERYTHING works out in my favor....
"Hey you there! You're pretty hot, wanna sleep with me?"
Fuck yeah. emphasis on fuck 8D

84465 Well, actually, getting laid is far from my mind in this case. I mean, jeez: sex, or ride a dragon into the sunset as the coolest human being to have ever lived? Some might take the first one, but I'm saying "YEEEE-HHHAAAW!" and riding a dragon into the sunset on the last day of MY life!

84471 pfffft. I'm a virgin, so whatev.

84476 Eh, oh well.
Just don't be a sex-obsessed jerk and that fact will change.

84478oh, i'm not sex obsessed. and if i'm gonna die within a week, i sure as hay will have it.

Needs some option 2 up in this motherfucker! Or something.... Yeah, I like friends and family and all, but; (here's where I sound like a huge dick...) Fuck them! Ponies are the way forward. Ponies are all I need!

84492
Well, that's your choice.

84510 i know that, but im really not sex-obsessed. or a jerk.

84519
Didn't say you were, just that you need to make sure you aren't or you'll be a virgin forever.
BEWARE JERKISM, for it leads to becoming the next ForeverAloneGuy.

84553 Oh, i've beware'd alright. those guys aren't cool

To be completely and absolutely honest, I would choose option 1. Not because I don't want to go to Equestria, but because my family and friends mean too much to me. I've actually been told that if it were possible I would represent the Element of Loyalty in my real life, and that's probably why I wouldn't go. Now, if I could spend the week in Equestria and then spend another week back on Earth, that I would do.

I would have to go with option one. For me, having everything work in my favour would be a very powerful influence in my decision. I would sit down and resolve to make a difference... And with this 'luck' factor to help me do it, that really might be in my reach. I'd die happy that I made my mark on society or died trying. If I went to equestria on the other hand, I wouldn't have as much time to actually enjoy it, and would be under the constant shadow that the only reason I went would be self gratification. Maybe not even that if it were to work like real life, I mean there's no guarantee of enjoyment there, for example what if you piss EVERYPONY off and end up alone in the forest? Option one then is then by far the better option, with both a longer life and guaranteed form of enjoyment, even if you only used the 'luck' factor for selfish purposes.

That was meant to be hard?... :rainbowhuh:

Go to equestria, tick them off, have them turn me into a stone statue..... profit....:moustache:

option two then do crazynshit on your last day

I want to mix option 1 & 2: A few days with my family and also a small amount of time in Equestria. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:
But the question's a little vague...am I going to equestria as a human? Pony? Griffon?

EQUESTRIA & BEYOND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all, a tough choice really. But, what's the use of life without trying new things?

If I be a Griffon, I'd be chilling with Gilda
If I be a Diamond Dog, I'd be digging for diamonds with the pack.
If I be a Pegasus, I'd be chilling with the wonder bolts & Rainbow Dash. And also the main 6.
If I be a human, I'd make myself useful & you know.... making friends & all that stuff......

All in all, I'd be a winner. Either way, I'd still be chilling at Sugar Cube Corner! :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

ponyville ponyville PONYVILLE! :pinkiecrazy:

number 2 ofc. no matter how well it goes it would be torture for me to watch my familie as i know i would die :fluttershysad:
and even if it didn't go my way in Equestria i would try to tame a manticore. Why? cause who doesn't want a manticore as pet? :pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:
I will teach it how to troll ponies :rainbowlaugh: so when i pass on i know if i turn into a ghost i will have something fun to watch :ajsmug::rainbowlaugh:

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