In Universe 94,504-φ🍌VIII
Across the vast fractal expanses of the multiverse, there are an infinite variety of Cadances. And not all of them begin their lives as confident goddesses of love! But there’s one Cadance who is very special indeed, one who helps the more challenged or hesitant Cadances become who they were truly meant to be. Because a Cadance is always a Cadance, and the Slutty Godmother Cadance is the most Cadance of them all...
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Dean Cadance wrung her hands together secretly underneath her desk, where Shining Armor wouldn’t see it. He wasn’t even a student at the school anymore – now he was a volunteer track and field coach, trying to get his foot in the door to be hired on professionally. So why couldn’t she bring herself to say anything other than, “Thanks, nice job” when he brought her the hefty stack of permission slips from this year’s batch of freshmen? Here she was, fantasizing about him every night, even since she first met him as a student, but every time she tried to say something, do something about it, her tongue would get all tied up in knots. What if she did it wrong? What if she was off-putting to him? She was almost four years older than him, after all.
And was he even interested? He seemed to look at her a lot, but all guys looked at her a lot. She’d been told that she had a pretty good figure ... not that it did her much good in the dating world. Why was it so hard to get over shyness? Anyway, he sure wasn’t making any moves of his own, either. What if he thought it was inappropriate, or even workplace harassment?
The choice was clear. Even though she stared hungrily at Shining Armor’s ass when he turned to leave her office, she wouldn’t be propositioning him today ... or maybe ever, at this rate.
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Feeling the call of desperate need from yet another dimension, I pop over to check it out. Traveling between dimensions and across alternate realities is easier than you’d think. You know how they say ‘Love Conquers All’? Well, I’ve got lots of love, even by Cadance standards. All I’ve got to do is rely on the power of love and poof! I’m there!
And where am I now? Looks like ... an office of some kind, with a shocked-looking Cadance sitting behind the desk. Hm... Not the first Cadance I’ve found as an office worker, though office work never seems to suit any Cadance fully. Maybe that’s why she needs my help?
“Huh? What the heck is that?” The unmistakable sound of a Shining Armor’s voice behind me.
I glance back to find him standing there, staring at me with his back against the door. Ah, good. At least in this universe I won’t have to go searching for him. I hate that. It takes forever to find him sometimes. His form is tall, furless, and bipedal, yet still colorful. So ... probably adjacent to the human universes, but not quite entirely there. Hopefully, he’s still got a horsecock... Though, looking down at the modest bulge in his pants, that doesn’t seem likely. Aw... Too bad. As a pony-form Cadance myself, I always prefer a good horsecock ... but I’m sure I’ll have no problem making do with what he has to work with. If I’ve gained anything from jumping universe to universe like this, it’s an appreciation for variety!
“Um... Can I help you ... miss?” the Cadance asks uncertainly.
I turn back to her and smile comfortingly. Very comfortingly. “Actually, I’m here to help you.”
“But...”
I dismiss her half-formed objections with a flick of my sock-covered hoof – socks are a perfectly normal part of my heroically sexy costume. “Oh, don’t even try to deny it. That never works. If you didn’t need help with your relationship, I wouldn’t even be here.”
“My ... my relationship? With who? I’m ... I’m not even in a relationship!”
“Exactly.” I nod along. “That’s the problem. And I’m here to fix it!”
“But I don’t... Who even are you? What are you? And why do you ... um... How do I put this? Why do you look so much like ... me?”
“Oh, silly me... I haven’t introduced myself, have I?” Well, I can fix that easily enough. “I’m Princess Cadance. But since you’re also a Cadance, you can just call me your Slutty Godmother. I’m here to fix your relationship with Shining Armor and get you back on track, just where you’re supposed to be.”
“Huh?” Shining adds helpfully, from behind me. Hopefully he likes the view back there. My frilly pink skirt doesn’t exactly cover much from that angle.
Cadance’s face scrunches up. “My ... what? Do you mean my, uh, fairy godmother?”
“Nope!” How silly would that be? A fairy godmother. How would that help them with their relationship? The whole pumpkin carriage and glass slipper treatment wouldn’t help this Cadance at all! “Any other questions?”
Shining Armor clears his throat. “Yes, um... I have a question.”
I turn my to look at him. “Mm-hm?” But he’s looking at Cadance. The other Cadance, not me.
“Uh... She’s a horse.” He points at me.
“That’s not a question,” Cadance tells him.
I shrug it off. Things like this are to be expected in interdimensional travel. “Actually, I’m a pony! Does that clear it up?”
He shakes his head no, looking more confused than ever.
So I turn back to Cadance. “Now, on to teaching you two how to express your love for each other...”
“What?” Cadance sputters. “I... I don’t— I mean, I’m not— We’re not... Why would you even think that we’re, you know...”
I just laugh at her. Some Cadances can be so silly! “Oh, stop denying it. You really think you can hide it from yourself? In every universe where there’s a Cadance and a Shining Armor, they love each other more than anything. I know I sure love my Shining Armor more than anything! There’s not a single universe I’ve ever been to where that’s not the case – and trust me, I’ve been to some weird universes. Even in that universe where everyone was a single-celled amoeba, the Cadance amoeba and the Shining amoeba still loved each other more than anything! Now, since you haven’t even done that much yet, let’s begin with the first step: admitting it.”
“I, um...” She glances up at Shining, then back to me. But she still can’t say it.
I look back toward Shining Armor, and things aren’t much better there. His eyes are turned away as he blushes and rubs the back of his head nervously.
These two are so hopeless! No wonder they need my help! That’s okay, though. Not like I’ve never dealt with a situation like this before. And I know just what will do it for them. No, not my love spell. That obviously won’t work – it won’t help to make them fall in love, since they’re already in love, but just won’t admit it. But magic is the solution: just a more direct, practical application of magic.
With a loving, caring gentleness, I shove Cadance’s desk out of the way, yank her up out of her chair, and shove her right up against Shining Armor. Yes! Physical closeness always helps!
“Now,” I ask, “how does this feel?”
Just as quickly, Cadance darts back away from him. “What... What are you doing? How did you do that?”
Shining, however, only stands there, blushing and covering his crotch.
I give a victorious grin. “See – he does like you!”
Extremely nervous about it now, Shining turns his back on us, trying to hide it. Silly. Doesn’t he realize I’ve seen more Shining Armor dicks than anypony in all the multiverse? What does he think he’s hiding that I haven’t seen before? He glances back at us. “Oh, um... That was only...”
Ignoring him, I turn back toward Cadance. “Now... Does she feel the same way about you?” With a quick flick of my magic, I pull up her narrow teal skirt. And just as quickly – before she can react – I pull her red thong down.
Just as I thought! The crotch of her panties is soaked!
“Aha!” I shout. “See? I told you she’s totally into you, Shining!”
I hold my hoof out in front of Cadance, trying to stop her from hastily pulling her silly clothes back into place. “Come on, just leave them off – after all, you’ve got to take them off anyway if you want his cock inside you!”
“I ... I don’t...” At least she’s paused in re-clothing herself ... with her panties mostly back into place, but her skirt still bunched up around her waist.
“Really?” With my magic, I turn Shining back around to face us. His eyes are glued to Cadance’s panties. Which means he doesn’t notice me working at his button and zipper until it’s too late.
Before either of them realizes it, I have his pants open and his boxers pulled down. And his thick, pinkish-white cock boings out to greet us two Cadances.
I smile at my overly shy counterpart. “You really don’t want a piece of this?” Shining’s trembling as I stroke his length with my hooves. Definitely no horsecock, sure – horsecock is my favorite; can you blame me? – but quite decently sized anyway, and a kind of interesting shape. And, of course, the most important part is that it’s a Shining’s cock! No matter what shape they are, those are always my favorite! “Well, if you don’t want any, then I guess that just means more for me!” With a giddy little laugh, I pull him a little closer and plant a sensual lick up the side of his shaft. Then a coy glance toward Cadance. “Don’t you even want just a little taste?” With that, I stop holding back and instantly take his entire length into my mouth. I’m accustomed to deepthroating my own Shining’s horsecock. Taking this smaller one all the way down is no problem at all!
As enjoyable as sucking Shining’s dick is, though ... it’s still not quite having the effect I was hoping for. Cadance is staring at me and what I’m doing, her jaw hanging open and her still-raised skirt forgotten ... but she hasn’t yet moved closer.
That’s okay. I can take care of that for her. With Shining’s cock still in my mouth, I use my magic to pull Cadance closer, yanking her down to her knees in front of Shining with me. But not quite touching him. Not yet.
Pulling his cock out of my mouth and letting it rest against my lips, I smile at Cadance, her face only inches away from mine now. “I won’t force you to do it,” I tell her with a smile. “Because I know I don’t need to.” With a playful little wink, I go back to sucking Shining’s dick ... but not taking him all the way down anymore – just working the tip and sliding up and down the side a little. If I’m right – and I usually am – it should only be a few more moments before...
Yes! There she is, her mouth wrapped around the half of Shining’s cock that I’ve left open for her. Perfect! I’d squeal with glee if my mouth wasn’t full!
So I back away, letting Cadance take over completely. After all, this is her Shining. I shouldn’t be too greedy about it when I have my very own back in my home universe. Instead, I focus on finishing what I started, completely undressing her. Thank goodness for magic! It would be nearly impossible to get her clothes off of her in this position with my hooves alone. Even so, it’s a struggle, especially when it comes to her shirt and bra. Not the first time I’ve encountered such nonsensical clothing items, of course. Why would any Cadance want to hide her luscious teats? But I’m truly not terribly experienced with such things, and it doesn’t help that she won’t relinquish her efforts on Shining’s cock even for a moment for me to slip it over her head, which means I have to fuss around with all these tiny buttons and hooks and such...
But eventually I manage it. And now we really having Shining’s attention! He’s staring down at us with wide, quivering eyes ... especially at his Cadance. She’s looking up at him, meeting his eyes, and getting very into sucking him. She’s a natural at it, of course. She is a Cadance, after all.
Now that she’s naked, we’re ready for the next step, though. I lean in close to her face, but not so close that she’ll be worried I’m trying to take that dick away from her. Never come between a Cadance and her first taste of Shining’s dick! I learned that lesson the hard way a long time ago.
Maybe she can be persuaded to take the next step, though... “You’re doing great!” I whisper. “Now how about you turn around and find out what he feels like inside you?”
She pulls off of him for a moment. “But ... I’m a virgin?”
“Oh, that’s the problem?” I laugh. “Well, I can fix that!”
Her Shining’s cock already in her mouth again, she glances back at me. “Hmm?”
I know, I know. “Go fuck yourself” jokes aside, this is hardly the first time I’ve ever fucked a Cadance, and it surely won’t be the last. Thankfully, in my universe, alicorns are blessed with both male and female genitals, so I don’t even need any tools or magic to get the job done. And, of course, sucking on a Shining’s cock has already gotten me nice and hard underneath my skirt...
Cadance gasps as I rear up and mount her naked back. She gasps even more when she feels the broad tip of my horsecock against her entrance.
I push. “Virginity problem, solved!”
This Cadance is a very tight fit for a pony of my considerable size, but as wet as she was for her Shining, she’s able to take it like a champ. She moans deeply around Shining’s cock, never even considering taking it out of her mouth as I begin thrusting inside her. I’m only able to get about half of my length in before bottoming out, but the cute muffled squeaking noises she makes around the base of his cock more than makes up for that!
Finally, she pulls it out of her mouth, just for a moment, staring back at me. “You’re ... you’re a stallion?”
“No, of course not!” I give her another good thrust of my cock, making her squeak out loud. “But I’m an alicorn, which means I embody traits of every kind of pony – earth ponies, pegasus ponies, unicorn ponies ... and, yes, both mares and stallions!” I don’t stop thrusting in the slightest as I inform her about the wonders of alicorn biology. “Now, if you’re not going to suck on that, then I’ll have some!”
Since I’m a little bit bigger than her, I can easily reach if I just stretch my neck out forward, over her shoulder. And then, ah! To have Shining’s cock back in my mouth. It feels almost as wonderful as fucking this Cadance’s pussy. Or maybe it is actually better? I just love the feeling of the warm, soft skin of his shaft against my tongue and sliding over my lips! Thankfully, I don’t have to choose – I can do both at once!
I’m not here to be too greedy, though. So when Cadance tries to nudge her way back in for more, I make room for her without complaint. For a few moments, we work together, one on either side of his shaft, using the push and pull rhythm of my own fucking to guide our lips up and down his shaft.
When Cadance once again takes his whole cock into her mouth, though, I’m not about to give up on him. Using my magic, I tug his clothes down a little further, freeing up his juicy balls to be licked and sucked on, just the way I know my Shining likes...
Apparently, this Shining likes it just as much. Because after just a few moments of that, he grabs Cadance’s head in his trembling hands and moans deeply as he squirts his cum straight down her throat. And Cadance, natural that she is, doesn’t even hiccup. With my mouth against his balls, I can feel that he’s cumming quite a lot – poor guy must have been pretty pent up! – but Cadance manages to swallow it all flawlessly. Now that’s more like it! I give her a few extra-firm thrusts to congratulate her on a job well-done.
For my own part, I’m starting to get kind of close, flaring up inside Cadance’s body. Nothing gets me going like seeing a Shining cum, after all!
Cadance, though, once she’s caught her breath, seems a little disappointed. She pulls off of him and flops his now-limp cock around with her hand. “Hmm... So much for feeling it inside me...”
“Just a moment, dear,” I say through gritted teeth. Push-push-hold... Push-push-hold... About to... About to...
My moan is muffled, given one of Shining’s balls still in my mouth, but it is very sincere. As I should know to expect from any Cadance, her pussy is just sublime. And I have no problem whatsoever blessing it with stream after stream of hot, fresh alicorn cum!
When I pull out, I leave her pouring cum from her freshly-fucked pussy. Definitely fixed that virginity problem! And I do take a few moments just to admire the view of that, while also catching my breath.
I want to make sure I have a clear head before casting this next spell. I overdid it once, in a different universe, by casting this spell while in a heat of passion ... and let’s just say, it caused that Shining to go a teensy bit overboard. He ended up impregnating not only his Cadance, but also every fertile female for miles around! Now that was a mess...
Once I feel calm enough, I fire up my trusty spell. Besides my love spell and simple telekinesis, this is probably the spell I use most often: the Stamina Refresher.
One quick zap from my horn, and Shining’s cock is once again throbbing hard and ready to go!
Cadance, her eyes wide with unbridled lust, pounces on him, knocking him down on the floor, flat on his back.
I watch, licking my lips, as his cock first enters Cadance’s pussy. Even with my own cum still slowly pouring out of her, it’s a magical moment and a wonderful sight. A Shining’s first moment with a Cadance always is. Cadance sure seems to think it’s magical. With my cock inside her, she’d squeaked and moaned, but Shining’s cock, even though it’s a good bit smaller, makes her gasp breathlessly. Her eyes go wide as she stars blindly up toward the ceiling.
“Pretty good, huh?” I nudge he playfully.
“Mm-hmm!” The look of sheer gratitude in her eyes is very nice to see.
“Good. Finally where you’re supposed to be. On your Shining’s cock.”
Now that Cadance is where she’s supposed to be, where am I supposed to be? Of course, the cold, logical answer would be that my work here is done and I can now leave it to them to figure out the rest. Never really liked cold logic very much. I’m more of an emotional Slutty Godmother. And the emotion I’m feeling after seeing these two wayward lovebirds finally getting together so carnally is ... horny.
So, really, there’s only one thing to do. After all, they kind of owe me for helping out. It wouldn’t hurt them to share a little...
My place is on top of Shining’s face!
Quickly, I move around and straddle him, facing Cadance as she begins to bounce and ride joyously. My frilly pink skirt, unfortunately, blocks their view of each other ... but I’m sure they won’t mind too much. I can already feel Shining’s hot breath down under my tail. Just a little closer, and...
“Woah! It’s like ... it’s winking open at me!”
I roll my eyes a little. “Of course it is. That means it likes you and it wants a kiss. Go on – just a little smooch to start with!”
“Huh... Horse pussy is weird. And, um, your balls are kind of distracting...”
I roll my eyes a lot. “Hey, if you’re not going to take care of me, then I’ll have Cadance do it. And then she won’t be able to ride you nearly as well when she’s so distracted...”
That must have done it. Because I felt the wonderful touch of Shining’s lips against my pussy only a moment later. As shy as he is, he can’t possibly be very experienced, and certainly not very experienced with ‘horse pussy’ as he calls it, but at least he seems to somehow know the basics. He starts by licking the outside of my hungry, dripping vulva, and as soon as I’m worked up enough to start winking again, he quickly finds my clit as it bulges out at him. And he goes for it.
Wow ... not much technique, but tons of enthusiasm! It reminds me of the very first time I sat on my Shining’s face ... probably for obvious reasons. They are kind-of-sort-of the same person, after all. Goodness, that feels wonderful! Why ... it’s making my cock hard again already, no spell needed!
That not-so-little fact doesn’t escape Cadance’s notice, despite my skirt covering some of it. And it looks like she’s getting ready to do something about it...
To my great delight, she does exactly what I was hoping she might – while still riding her Shining’s cock, Cadance leans way down forward and starts sucking mine as well. I stroke her hair lovingly as she takes the dripping tip of my cock into her mouth and bobs her head to the rhythm of her grinding on Shining. She can’t go very deep of course, not with my size, but that doesn’t stop her from trying, and she’s quite good with that deft little tongue of hers.
Heaven, pure heaven. Having both a Shining and a Cadance going down on me at the same time has always been one of my very favorite things about flitting through the multiverse. To have it while the two of them are fucking each other for the very first time ... well, it just doesn’t get any better than this!
Apparently, the two of them agree. Because despite the distraction of licking my pussy at the same time, Shining’s getting awfully close, his whole body tensing up underneath me. And despite the distraction of my cock leaking pre-cum into her mouth, Cadance’s pace is shuddering as she approaches her own climax.
It’s just something about Shinings and Cadances – they always tend to cum at the same time, together. I think it’s just because we’re just that perfect for each other!
And, right on schedule, Shining cums, his body jerking underneath his Cadance as he spews his load into her already cum-filled pussy. Hmm... My cum can’t get her pregnant – biological differences and all that. But his cum might. I bet their version of Flurry Heart will be adorable!
Only a moment later, Cadance cums as well, spurred on by her Shining’s orgasm. Her lower belly spasms, her pussy gushes a mix of juices and cum over his crotch, and – maybe by accident – she suddenly goes really deep on my cock, swallowing it nearly half the way down!
Oh goodness yes! I haven’t had a blowjob this good in at least three universes! The feeling of her orgasmic moan vibrating against my cock is wonderful ... and Shining’s own moans against my pussy aren’t bad, either. Why this ... this is almost as good as the kind of blowjobs my very own Shining gives me!
Which, of course, leaves me very horny as the two lovebirds collapse and recover from their orgasm. Unfortunately for me, both of them being a little exhausted means that Shining has stopped licking my pussy and Cadance has pulled off of my cock. Poor girl’s struggling just to breathe...
Well, I’ll give them a moment. Quickly, I slide out from between the two of them, allowing them to kiss while still joined by the gooey mess between each other’s legs.
I lick my lips, my cock throbbing and my pussy winking, as I watch them passionately making out. It doesn’t hurt that I know Shining’s mouth is full of my juices and Cadance’s mouth must be flavored with my pre-cum. And it’s not slowing their needy tongues down in the slightest.
A Slutty Godmother does have her needs, though, so I only give them a few moments of this before making sure my needs are met. In the most direct way possible. Pulling Cadance messily off of her Shining with my magic, I turn her over and pin her to the floor, facing upward. Only a moment later, I’ve mounted her again, this time from the front. There’s no resistance whatsoever to my cock sliding into her once again. Oh – she’s so soupy-warm inside now!
I gaze down at her. “Sorry. I know you’re probably a little tired by now, but I really need this, okay?”
The sultry look she gives me blazes up, even with her hair frazzled around her on the floor. “Okay.”
The moment she says that, I give her everything. Okay, well, not everything. The poor girl would burst. But I give her absolutely as much of my cock as she can possibly take. Goodness, it feels so good to be inside a Cadance again! The only thing even better than this would be...
I glance over at Shining. He’s still lying on the floor, trying to collect himself and catch his breath. His cock lies limply and messily against his belly.
One little spell, though, and then that cock isn’t limp anymore, but instead ragingly hard. Still just as messy, though.
As he stares down at it in obvious confusion, I wiggle my rump at him between thrusts into his Cadance. “I’m sure you can find somewhere to put that... There’s never been a Shining I didn’t fuck, after all.”
A little groggily, he gets up and pulls his pants the rest of the way off. “But ... what about the amoebas? Even them?”
“All I had to do was shrink myself down in size.” I glance back at him playfully. “Oh, and teach him how to make a psuedopodia that was more of a psuedopenisa.”
He gets down on his knees just behind me. “I can’t believe I’m about to fuck a talking horse...”
“I can’t believe you’re still not inside me yet!”
Thankfully, Shining’s pretty prompt about fixing that part. Just as I pull back from another deep thrust inside Cadance, I suddenly feel his cock sliding into my pussy. He’s not huge, by any means, but he’s easily big enough for me to feel it, and wow, does a Shining’s cock ever feel good! Just something about the warmth and the sincerity of a Shining ... no other cock feels the same. And believe me, I’ve tried!
Quickly, almost magically, the three of us find our rhythm. Shining pushing into me, me pushing into Cadance, which pulls me away from him, him pushing into me again, me pulling out of her ... and then the whole thing over again. Is there anything that could possibly be better than fucking and being fucked at the same time? It’s almost like he’s fucking her through me! At least, I kind of hope he sees it that way.
“Is this...” He pauses for a moment as he pushes into my pussy again. “Does this count as cheating?”
“Of course not! As long as I’m still a Cadance!” I don’t even pause my rhythm even in the slightest.
The other Cadance looks up at me a little indignantly, though she’s still gasping with every thrust. “Then – aah! – what does that – ooh! – make us?”
That does make me pause for a moment, holding myself deep inside her while deep in thought. Shining, blissfully uncaring about it, keeps on humping away at my backside, which does make it a little more difficult for me to think clearly.
“Um... Some kind of masturbation?”
Cadance makes a face.
“Don’t be like that, masturbation is great! Isn’t that right, readers?”
“Huh? Readers?”
Ignoring Cadance’s silly question, I go back to thrusting inside her ... which, thankfully, soon makes her ignore silly questions, too. After all, that is quite a big pink horsecock shoving its way inside her pussy. Must be pretty overwhelming for her!
Not so overwhelming that she’s unable to take any initiative, though – she doesn’t just lie there. Her hips thrust upward to meet me each time, and she holds one hand tightly behind my back, just above my wings. But the really magical part is what she does with her other hand – at first, she just runs it up the back of my mane, which is nice, sure ... but then she goes all the way up, right to the top of my head ... and starts stroking my horn.
Now, I may be a powerful sex goddess of the multiverse ... but I do have my weaknesses. And hornjobs are one of them. That, added to everything else going on, has me flaring inside her in no time.
Cadance is definitely feeling that, given the way she cries out in passion and strokes my horn even harder. Even Shining’s getting into it, grabbing my ass in both hands and shoving into me as if his very life depends on it... The results are inevitable: I clench hard against Cadance, once again spilling my load inside her and pumping her full of pony princess cream. Shining’s poor swimmers must be getting awfully diluted in there ... but that’s okay. They’ll have plenty of chances later. For now, I just really really really want to finish off inside her wonderfully tight pussy!
But I’m not the only one. I guess that whole ‘bond between Cadance and Shining’ thing extends to other Cadances as well, because before I’m even done squirting out my last little spurts inside her, the other two are cumming as well. Cadance grips my horn almost hard enough to crack it as her body seizes up, convulsing around my cock as if it’s trying to suck down as much of my cum as it possibly can. And Shining... Wow – he must be giving even my pony Shining a run for his money when it comes to cumming! I can feel wave after wave of it pouring into my thirsty pussy, triggering an aftershock of orgasm that not only squirts over his crotch, but makes my cock gush out a couple of extra shots for Cadance, too!
Ah... So wonderful. I bask in the afterglow – and the mess – of being stuck between two prolific orgasms while going through my own. By this point, Shining and Cadance aren’t the only ones who need to catch their breath. After that, even I find myself a little winded. But that’s okay. It’s really nice to lie here, sandwiched between them for this lovely moment.
Shining is the first to get up ... if only to get back up on his knees behind me. His legs seem a bit too wobbly to fully stand up just yet.
For my part, though, I wouldn’t mind spending just a bit more time with my softening cock still inside this Cadance. Looking down at her disheveled face, I smile. “How... How did you know about giving hornjobs?”
She shrugs. “I had a hunch, I guess?”
“You are a Cadance, aren’t you?” I give her a happy little kiss on the lips before finally pulling my cock out of her. It’s nearly all the way back into my sheath already anyway. And unlike Shining, I at least don’t have any problem standing up afterward. Of course, it helps that I have a lot more experience with these kinds of things. And maybe it also helps that I have twice as many legs.
Cadance looks a little woozy as she sits up, not even attempting to stand. Probably a wise decision. After all, she’s slowly leaking quite a substantial white puddle onto the floor. If she stood up, it would be even more of a mess!
I nod happily. “Okay, you two just keep going at it like that, and I promise you everything will be perfect!” Time for the hard news – back to business. “Now, I’ve got to go take care of another pair soon. Infinite universes and all that, you know.” I think the next one is one where Shining Armor is a bunny and Cadance is a fox ... and they’ve got some really weird hangups about predator-prey relationships ... but I’m sure they’ll have tons of fun with that once I convince them to see it as a kink instead of a problem! “I’ll always remember you two as one of my favorite Cadance and Shining pairs!” I say that to every pair – don’t tell anyone.
“Will we ever see you again?” Cadance asks.
I shake my head no. “Only if you have major relationship trouble – and I hope that never happens. But if you need me, I’ll be there. You can count on it.”
Shining manages to get to his feet; he looks down at his crotch. “Say... Could you do that spell one more time before you go, though?”
“Sure!” With a happy smile, I fire up my horn again, once more reviving Shining’s cock to full health. Cadance stares at it hungrily. Shining stares at her hungrily.
Yep. I think that’s my cue to leave them to it. With an interdimensional poof, I vanish from this universe, already on my way to the next... A Slutty Godmother’s work is never done!