Naughty Nursery Tales!

by WhispersInTheDark

First published

Prepare to have your childhood SHATTERED...as we delve into the naughty, raunchy, immoral, TRUE adventures of your favorite fairy tale characters! Bring a towel!

Ah, yes... childhood! A brief time of innocence where you believed anything you were told and fell in love with bedtime stories of those wonderful, moral, INNOCENT characters of your favorite nursery rhymes! But now, I invite you to join me in the true tales of those "innocent" characters as we reveal what really happened in those stories!

Goldilocks and the Three Bears, The Princess and the Pea, Little Miss Muffet, Little Red Riding Hood...these are but a few of the tales we'll revisit, and we'll discover their SLUTTY adventures!

"Pinkielocks" and the Three Cocks!

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Gather 'round, my little ponies, gather 'round! Make yourselves comfortable as I read the true, UNEDITED versions of your favorite nursery tales!

Wait...what's that? You say you...don't want your childhood ruined? Well, my friends, it is FAR too late for that! The doors are locked, the windows are sealed, and there's NO. WAY. OUT!! So...grab a beer, take a seat, and sit back...

Here. We. GO!


Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young mare whose mane was like the finest pink cotton candy, whose eyes sparkled with innocence, and whose smile could light up a room...as well as having the BIGGEST tits and most BODACIOUS ass in the village!

Now, this lovely little lass lived in a BIG house with her Father and three other sisters: Marble, the "Quiet One," Limey, the "Serious One," and Maud, the "Fun One." Little Pinkielocks dearly loved all of her family, and loved to play games with her sisters! Every week, they'd play silly ones like "Lingerie Pillow Fights," "Baby Oil Twister," "Who Has the Biggest Boobs?" (held once a month), and finally, "The Dick Sucking Contest." This last game was usually played after the first two because their Father was always invited to watch them play, and then they would have "The Contest!" This last one was Pinkielock's favorite, for it always put a BIG Smile on their dear Father's face! Their Father Iggy was a huge, ruff tuff stallion with a giant Thingie and Big Hairy Balls that she and her sisters loved to play with, and he taught them all sorts of fun ideas like "foreplay," "cunnilingus," "foursome," "rimming," "anal sex," "deep-throat," and "cum-swapping."

Now, because Little Pinkielocks had no "gag reflex" (another term her wise Father taught her, and he was delighted to find out about her!) she almost always won "The Dick Sucking Contest" and learned the "deep-throat" idea faster than her sisters, as she was ever so smart, but because she was so sweet and innocent she never, EVER bragged about it or made her sisters feel Sad because she always wanted everypony around her to be Happy!


One day, after draining her Father's Big Hairy Balls, and seeing the look on his face as she sucked all the cum out of his Huge, Throbbing Cock, the little pink mare decided that she needed to spread this happiness to others! And so, after taking his Cock out of her mouth she cried, "Father! This was so much fun and makes you so Happy, I want to do the same for other stallions! May I go out and play this game with them?!"

Her Father, who was still dazed from the amazing "blowjob" ( another term she learned from him! ) wearily raised his head and muttered, "S...sure, my little pony...just...(Sweet Celestia!)...make sure you're back in time for..."supper."

Pinkielocks giggled and said, "Okay, Father! I'll be back before you know it!" then she jumped up and jiggled out of his bedroom, singing a happy tune to herself as she bounced into the bathroom for a quick shower, and then dressed herself in her sluttiest outfit: a clingy, pink top that MAGNIFICENTLY showed off her giant breasts, along with a tiny yellow miniskirt that rode up the back so that her Bodacious Ass could be seen as she bounced along!

But unknown to Sweet Pinkielocks, all the other mares in Town were Very Jealous, and said Mean Things to her as she bounced down the street, looking for stallions! This made her Very Sad, so she ran crying out of Town, the poor thing! She was so upset she didn't realize she'd wandered off into the Deep Dark Woods, and was soon lost! Night came as she was still lost, and she began to be very hungry, as well as very tired. But lo, she soon spotted a house, allll by itself out in the Woods, and, uttering a cry of joy, she soon made her way to it.

Now this house was owned by The Three Brothers Buff, who did not like visitors and chose to live out in the Woods away from everypony because the Brothers were so Mean. But Little Pinkielocks did not know this as she knocked on the door. Getting no answer, she tried to turn the doorknob, only to find the door was unlocked! She quietly pushed the door open and peeked inside.

The house was very Big, but the inside was Very Messy, with beer bottles scattered on the table, dirty clothes lying around, and copies of the latest editions of "Little Chicks and Big Dicks!" "Huge Tit Monthly," and "Ball Drainers" in plain sight. Farther inside she could see three doors, and as she tiptoed up to them and listened carefully, she could just make out the sound of heavy snoring. Opening the first door and peeking inside, her eyes widened with delight as she saw a HUGE stallion sleeping in the bed! He was lying on his back and snoring soundly, with one arm thrown over his head and the other arm outstretched, holding a copy of "Huge Tit Monthly" in his beefy hand! Then, she noticed a Bulge sticking up the covers near his waist, so she carefully lifted the blanket so she could see underneath it.

What she saw made her gasp in surprise, for he had a Huge, Throbbing Thingie, which was bigger than her Father's! She pulled the covers completely off of him and climbed up on the bed, and then slowly reached out her Little hand and wrapped her fingers around the Thingie! Once she felt it, she was surprised to find it felt just like a rock! She frowned and whispered to herself, "This Cock is Too Hard..." She started stroking it, running her soft hand up and down the shaft, and it started throbbing EVEN MORE, but it still felt too hard! Then, she got an Idea! "I know how to make this Cock soft!" she thought to herself. So she leaned forward, wrapped her lips around it, and began to Suck!

At first, there was no change. The Cock was still like a rock and unyielding, but her Expert Tongue and Deep Throat soon began to have an Effect! The stallion started moaning in his sleep as the Little Mare kept sucking, slurping, and bobbing her head up and down on his Cock, until he opened his eyes and muttered, "Hey...who...uuuhh! are you...?"

Pinkielocks >popped!< his Cock out of her mouth only long enough to say, "Hi! I'm Pinkielocks, and I'm here to make you Happy by sucking your Cock!" then went back to her sexy task.

"Uhh...sure babe...whatever...uhhh...you say..." he moaned as he was buried in her velvet throat, while she lovingly caressed his balls. "Weird chick," he thought to himself, "...but she sure knows how to suck a dick..." The Little Pink Mare kept watching his face with a half-lidded look as she bobbed her head and slathered her tongue all around his now-Happy Dick! Her spit soon covered his Cock and dripped down onto his Balls, as she swallowed him deeper...and Deeper...and DEEPER!

The stallion placed his beefy hand on her little head and started thrusting his Cock in and out of her throat, moaning, "Oh...yeah, Little Slut! T...take...my...CUMMMM!!" as he UNLEASHED his Mighty Load into her mouth, while she gulped it all down! There was So Much Cum she was almost Overcome, but our little Pinkielocks was Brave as well as Talented, and would never Ever lose this Game, so she swallowed and swallowed and swallowed until he was Drained!

Once he was done cumming, she pulled his Cock out of her throat and went "Mmmm! That was yummy!" as she smacked her lips and rubbed her tummy. She smiled down at him as he tried to focus on her face, but he was Overwhelmed by her Amazing Blowjob®. She giggled and said, "Are there more guys I can make Happy?" Using the last of his strength, he managed to barely nod and lift one arm to point, but then dropped his arm and was soon fast asleep! So she kissed his Cock, which was now very soft, smiled to herself for a job Well Done, and then climbed off the bed, in search of More!


Coming to the second door, she quietly opened it and peeked inside. And was Happy to see yet another stallion, also fast asleep and snoring! Her Mouth watered in anticipation of the tasty prize hidden under his blanket, so she crept up to his bed and pulled his covers off.

Only to see his Cock was smaller than the first one's and completely Limp! She climbed up on the bed, bent her face down, opened her Mouth, and gave it a lick. Then, she sat up and frowned. "Hmm..." she thought, "...this Cock is too Soft!" But then, she remembered her Trick! "I know how Harden this Dick!" she giggled, and then leaned back down and once again, began to Suck!

The feel of his Cock being slurped and gobbled finally reached the Brain of the sleeping stallion, so he blearily opened his eyes and said, "Wha...what's going on...?" He looked down, only to see a little pink mare with GINORMOUS tits giving him a Blowjob! He bucked his hips as he muttered, "Who...who...are you...?"

She let his Thingie fall slowly out of her Mouth and whispered, "I'm Pinkielocks, and you're in luck...I'm here to make you Happy by Sucking your Cock..." then went back to Sucking as her own pleasure Grew and Grew!

"Tha...that...doesn't rhyme..." he moaned, "...but...who...uhhh...CARES!" as he spread his legs and threw his head back, feeling the Best Orgasm of His Life approaching! His Entire Being became centered on his Cock, as The Little Mare slurped and Sucked it as well as she could! Which was saying a lot! His Climax started from the tips of his toes and traveled up his legs, past his thighs, and then, as his Balls drew up and She sucked harder, it EXPLODED out of his Cock and into her warm, WET, waiting Mouth!

"This...this is...INCREDIBLE!" he roared! "You...you're sucking...my SOUL...through...My...COCCCCCKKK!!" as he pumped thick, creamy, TASTY spunk into Her Throat, while she Gulped and Glurked and Swallowed! The Blowjob® transcended Time and Space while she continued to Suck...and Suck...and SUCK!!

Spent at last, he sighed and relaxed, as his Balls were thoroughly DRAINED. She let his Cock slip out of her hungry Mouth, then sat up and smiled down at him. "Did you like that?" she giggled, "...because I sure did!"

He could barely open his eyes, but was able to whisper, weakly, "I...can't...move..."

"You'll be okay!" she laughed. Then she bent down and gave his Cock a Sweet Kiss, and then bounced off the bed! "Time for MORE fun!" as she jiggled out of the room.


The Third Brother looked up as his door was opened, and a pair of GIANT TITS came into his room, followed by a Little Pink Mare! "Who...who the heck are you?!"

"Well, hello there, you handsome Jock! My name is Pinkielocks, and I've "cum" to Suck your Cock!" she dimpled as she jumped up on his bed!

As she crawled onto his lap, he said, "Is that so? Then, first things FIRST!" then grabbed her top and pulled it off! Before she knew it, Little Pinkielocks was on her face, with her Ass in the air and her Panties ripped off! "My Dick it was you came to Suck, but all I want to do is REDACTED!"

As he plunged his Cock into her sopping Pussy, she panted, "That...that...RHYMES!"

Being the most Loquacious of his Brothers, the Third One replied, "Well, whaddya...know? I'm...uh! uh! uh! a poet, and was...uh! uh! uh!...somehow...un...unaware...of...that...FACT!"

The Little Mare panted with her Tongue hanging out as his Cock pumped in and out of her Swollen Pussy! Ahhh..." she moaned, "...this Cock is juuuust Right..."


And so, after Many Hours of FUN, in the morning the Happy Little Mare bid goodbye to The Brothers and found her way back Home! She told all of her Sisters about her Wonderful Cock Adventure, and gave them directions to the House!

So The Three Brothers Buff got regular Blowjobs and Sex from Pinkielocks and Her Sisters, and were never Mean to anypony ever again! AND they kept having Fun with their Father, which made Pinkielocks Smile because everypony around her was Happy!

The End!