Scootaloo has reached the age of puberty, and asks Rarity for help.
Rarity is working in her boutique one day when Scootaloo arrives with a serious question: She is bleeding from her uterus and doesn't know why. Rarity knows she must guide Scootaloo through this new cycle of her life. Will she be able to do so without being challenged?
An entry for the May Pairings Contest hosted by MushroomProne, Shasta, Zardoz, and The Otter Guy.
Rarity was hard at work in her boutique sewing and creating the clothes and fashions of the new year. It was almost the season for dresses so she was making several dresses that ponies could wear around town and to places such as the Grand Galloping Gala. On top of that she knew that pony's would be going to the new school of friendship that Twilight Sparkle built to teach pony's how to hug properly and, some of them would want to wear dresses such as Yonah.
She was humming herself a song about being fabulous as she sewed. "Oh my Opal this is surely going to be my finest dress yet." She exclaimed excitedly to her cat Obsolescence who licked her leg and meowed. Rarity was single.
The machine was thumping and snipping when all of a sudden a knock knocked at the door. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Someone is knocking on my door." Rarity thought knowingly. She said to Obsolescence "Opal darling would you please get the door?" she said singly.
But she did not get the door. The door knocked again. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Oh honestly it is so hard to find good help these days." Rarity grumbled richly. She trotted up to the door and opened it. In front of her was a certain familiar small light brilliant gamboge pegasus willy with moderate cerise hair and wing's that were not big. Her grayish purple eye's looked up with the sadness and scare of a small child who was also an animal.
Rarity recognized her immediately. It was Scootaloo, the best friend of her younger sister Sweetie Belle and Applejack's younger sister Applebloom who together with the three of them were the Cutie Mark Crusader's! "Oh Scootaloo hello darling, are you looking for Sweatie Bell?"
"No Rarity actually um I was........... hoping I could talk to you." Said Scootaloo worryingly.
Suddenly Rarity realized how much concern and worry there was in Scootaloo's grayish purple eye's. That was not normal. Usually Scootaloo was full of confidence and vigor due to her association with Rainbow Dash, Rarity's best friend and athlete cloud-busting weather pony wonderbolt! She did not know what was wrong with Scootaloo but she was going to get to the bottom of it.
"Well Scootaloo you know my door is open, except when it is closed but you can always knock on it to get it open which....... you did!" Rarity let Scootaloo into her house and locked the door behind her so that the killer could not follow them inside the house that was also a boutique. "Well Scootaloo what is wrong with you?"
"Well Rarity I woke up this morning and................. well its very embarrassing." Said Scootaloo embarrasingly.
"Don't worry." Rarity soothed soothingly. "I promise I will not judge you or be mean about it. Tell me what is wrong!"
"Well Rarity the thing is um...................... when I woke up this morning I noticed that my vagina was bloody and I had all kinds of cramps and pains!!!!!!!!!" Tears started to shine in Scootaloo's grayish purple eye's and they dripped down her light brilliant gamboge face. "I'm so scared and in pain Rarity, I think I might have Ophelian Cancer!!!!"
Rarity started to laugh. "Ha Ha Ha" She chortled. "Oh Scootaloo you silly little darling thats not Ovelian Cancer!!!"
Scootaloo stopped crying. She looked very reliefed now. "Thank Goodness." She sighed with lost worry. "But if I don't have Ovidian Cancer then what could it be, my vagina does not bleed most of the time and I only get cramps when I work out too much or drink milk, what could it be?"
"Well you see Scootaloo you are growing up and reaching puberty, it seems that you've finally reached the age where you begin your minestrone cycle also known as you're Period!"
Scootaloo looked very confused. "Huh?" She exclaimed without understanding. "What's that?"
Rarity was confused too, most pony's learned about the Minnesotan cycle and puberstasis when they were Scootaloo's age, she remembered learning sex education when she was in school and she was very well taught and learned about it to practice safe sex practices and the bodily development of pony's. She said. "Scootaloo don't they teach you this in school?"
Scootaloo shook her head negatively. "The only things we learn in school is princesses and hugging."
Now Rarity was very confused, she learned about princesses and hugging too but, the circulium at school when she was a little filly at Scootaloo's age also had sex education. She decided she would tell Scootaloo about it.
"Well you see Scootaloo inside of your stomach is another stomach called a uranus, when pony's have intercourse to make a new pony called a filly, the filly grow's inside of the uranus and then slides out in child birth, every month the uranus starts to get ready for the baby but, if a baby does not happen then the uranus must expel the eggs, that is the blood that comes out of your vagina during you're period."
"Ohhhh that make's so much sense." Said Scootaloo nodding yesly. "So this is going to happen every month, but it hurts so much!!!"
"Yes well there are some thing's we can do to help, one thing we can do is get you a hysterectomy where they take out your uterus but, I don't think we need to do that. However we can still do other thing's to help you such as, taking you to the store and buying you product's to help with your pain and uncomfortable."
"Rarity that would be great, thank you for helping me with this." Said Scootaloo gratefully. "I tried asking Rainbow Dash but she's stupid and useless."
"Yes but I'm very fabulous." Said Rarity with usefulness. "ALso I have lots of money because I am single. Anyway let's go to the store to get you some products to help with your period. Obsolescence please take care of the store while I am gone, I have to get Scootaloo period medicine."
Rarity drove Scootaloo to Target in her white Ford Prius. She kept her hooves at 6 o'clock while she drove. As she drove Scootaloo relaxed and was less worried. Rarity knew that it was a good thing Scootaloo came to her for help even though they did not talk very often or had many stories about them. Rainbow Dash was a good friend but she was very stupid and useless. Rarity was a better pony to ask for help about period's.
As they drove Rarity thought with confused about why Scootaloo did not learn about sex ed in her school, she was almost thirteen year's old she knew and at that age Rarity had been given lessons about where baby pony's come from as well as how to use contravention and also the risk's of SCV's. She knew that Cheerilee was a good teacher and she trusted her too even though Cheerilee was a MILF so why would she not be teaching her class about sex ed? Rarity decided she would talk to Cheerilee later that day to ask.
Anyway Rarity drove and parked in the Target parking lot in Ponyville and got out with Scootaloo. "Well darling we're here." Said Rarity declaratively.
"Target? Why are we here?" Asked Scootaloo questioningly. "I thought we were going to Smart & Final."
Rarity said in answer. "Well Scootaloo you can get lots of things at Target. Including things to help with your period! It is a way better store than Smart & Final which should be called, Stupid & Ongoing because they're stupidity never ends."
"Wow!" Said Scootaloo in awe. "You're so smart Rarity! I'm glad I came to you and not Rainbow Dash. She would have taken me to Smart and Final instead. Now I know never to go back there, instead I will always go to Target when I have my period."
Rarity smiled. She had helped Scootaloo with her period and had also helped to keep her away from Smart and Final. She was doing good deed's today. Together they went inside of Target.
In Target they walked over to where the medicine lived. Rarity took Scootaloo down the Hi-Gene Isle. "Now Scootaloo this is where we can find some of the thing's we need when we have period's." Said Rarity educationally. She pointed to a shelf with lot's of product's.
Scootaloo stared squintingly. "What are tampons and pad's?" She questioned unknowingly.
"Well you see Scootaloo to absorb the flow of blood from your varangian we can use these objects called tampons which are insertioned and then absorb. We can also use these things called pad's which do similar thing's but they are applied to the lining of you're pantry, however since we are pony's we don't wear underwear. So, maybe we should get some tampon's for you."
Rarity put a package of tampon's into her shopping cart. She then said askingly. "Why Scootaloo, do they have free tampon dispensor's at your school? Many places use them to give out Hi-Gene Product's for free to pony's who have there period's."
"No Rarity." Said Scootaloo negatively. "I never even heard of a tampon until today."
That made Rarity worried. She started to think about how many other pony's at the school who might be having there period's soon who would not have any way to take care of themselfs. She started wondering if she should talk to Sweetner to see if she was having a period soon. She knew her mom would not do it because she was stupid and useless like Rainbow Dash.
Rarity took Scootaloo to another isle where there was some medicine. She pointed at a box. And said "Now Scootaloo this is called Midol. It is medicine that will help with your cramp's and other syndrome's. When you have a period take some. And that will help relief you're pain!"
"Wow Rarity, science is so cool." Said Scootaloo with excitement. "It's even cooler than scooter's and sonic rainboom's!"
They began to walk away when Scootaloo stopped at an isle that said. Birth Control. "Rarity what's birth contorl." Said Scootaloo without knowledge of birth control.
"Well Scootaloo sometime's pony's engage in sexuala ctivity but they don't want to have a foal or they want to protect themselves from sexually transmitted disease so, they use these thing's called condom's to prevent it. There are other way's of using birth control such as, pills too. The pill's can also help regurgitate you're period and relief some of your symptom's too!" Said Rarity, full of sex facts.
"Wow rarity, I never knew any of this! You're so smart. Can you be my teacher now? Instead of Cheerilee?" Said Scootaloo with distrust of MILFs.
Rarity was very happy to know that Scootaloo looked up to her. She was looking forward to her talk with Cheerilee now. Even though she was a MILF.
Rarity walked Scootaloo to the self check out isle. She started to scan her product's. "Now Scootaloo you make sure you use these wisely and if you ever need more of them come talk to me and I will help you." Said Rarity offering to help.
Scootaloo started to say. "Wow thanks Rarity!" But she was interrupted by an angry voice.
"WHAT THE *BUY SOME APPLES* ARE YOU DOING YOU *BUY SOME APPLES*??!!!!?!"
Rarity and Scootaloo looked over to see an pale grayish pink mare with ugly. Her two shade moderate magenta and dark heliotrope mane was full of gray hair's because she was old and, her strong opal eye's (authorsnote I am not talking about Rarity's cat Obedience) were full of hate and anger. it was Spoiled Rich, the meanest mare in Ponyville, mom to Diamond Tiara and head of the School Bored. She was a MILF like Cheerilee however unlike Cheerilee she was mean, in fact many pony's called her Spoiled Bitch. She was buying tons and tons of wine juice in big boxes because she was alcoholism addiction.
Rarity looked at Spopovich. And said "Well isn't it oblivious darling, I am buying Sootaloo period product's!"
Spoiled Rich's three chins jiggled with rage. "How dare you!!! Sexually grooming a minor for your own sick porpoises!!!"
Rarity was taken aback, she had always fought against grooming and sexing children ever since that sick bastard Leonard came to Ponyville to spread his fan fiction's about molestation. "I am not grooming a child I am teaching her about her body."
"Yes and that is ILLEGAL in Ponyville ever since me and my husband Filthy Bitch got the law's passed proclaiming children foal's were not allowed to learn about sex or puberstasis! It is how Sicko's groom children for sex!!!"
Suddenly Rarity knew.......... why Cheerilee had not taught Scootaloo about her period.............
Spoiled Mitch pointed at Rarity. And said "POLICE!!!! TAKE THIS PEDOPHILE AWAY TO PONY JAIL!!!!"
Two police officer's approached Rarity. And they took out there club's and hoof cuff's. THey put them on Rarity's hoof. Then they put a horn cuff on her horn so she could not be horny. Then they started to drag her away to there Toyota F150 Police Truck.
"STOP IT! UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT YOU DARLING'S, I AM TRYING TO HELP MY SISTER'S FRIEND WITH HER PERIOD!!!!" Rarity said with scream and protest. She kicked and flailed but it was no use........ she was going to jail and Scootaloo could not pay for her period product's on her own.
Scootaloo watched with fear and no. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She said. With negative. Meanwhile Spoiled Hitch was watching with satisfy, her chin's vibrating with glee. "Hahahahahahah!" She laughed with repression....
Rariry and Scootaloo sat together at Ponyville Court waiting for the trial to start. The jury was in there chair's. They were glaring at Rarity with scorn and hate, and Rarity knew that the jury hated her. She began to worry that she would not win but, Scootaloo patted her on the hoof.
"Don't worry Rarity." Said Scootaloo reassuringly. "You're lawyer is Twilight Sparkle, the smartest pony in the world! We learned all about how smart she is in school instead of learning about sex ed."
That was very reassuring to Rarity, she knew her friend Twilight Sparkle was the smartest pony in Equestria. If anyone could save her from being executed it was her.
"All rise for the judge." The bayleaf said commaindingly. The pony's stood up, and so did Scootaloo and Rarity. Mare Mayor walked into the room and sat on her throne in judge gear. She told all the pony's to sit down, so they did. Rarity adn Scootaloo sat down too.
Just then the laywer's came into the court. First came Spoiled Stitch the prostitution lawyer, jiggling and grinning with every step. All the jury was collaring at her, they knew she was a MILF. After her came a Pale, light grayish mulberry mare with Dark sapphire blue with moderate purple and brilliant raspberry streaks (Normal) mane. Her moderate violet eyes' shone with smartness. That was Twilight Sparkle the princess of friendship, Rarity's best friend and a alicorn. There was no reason to worry because the trial was already won!
Twilight Sparkle took the stand first. She proclaimed with princessness "Mare Judge, this trial is a miscarriage of justice! My client Rarity would never sex a baby!"
The judge said. "Rarity is it true that you were taking Scootaloo to buy period product's, telling her about birth control, and teaching her about the monastary cycle?"
Rarity said. "Yes your highness."
The judge then said with proclaim. "Then she is guilty under the law Twilight Sparkle, the law that you wrote saying that teaching pony children about sex and puberstatis was illegal because it led them to gromming and molestation!"
"What! Let me see that." Said Twilight with confuse and command. She took the law out of Mare Mare's hoof and read through it with hasty. She then nodded and said. "Oh yeah I remember writing this. Okay never mind. We plead guilty."
"WHAT THE DAMN FUCK TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!!!!" Rarity said with thunder. "YOU FUCKING DARLING!!!!!!!!!!"
Twilight Sparkle ignored Rarity, and walked out of the courtroom. She had to go and get some friendship lessons started. SHe left Rarity and Scootaloo in the court room. Rarity despaired and displeasured, weeping with tear, sadly she knew that of all the pony's in Ponyville now she knew............... Twilight Sparkle was stupid and useless."
"Rarity do you have any word's to say in your defense except for crying." Said Judge Mare Mare when Rarity was done crying.
Just then Scootaloo stood up.And spread her wings that were small and tiny. She said. "You're honor I say this law is unjust and unfair. Rarity was doing nothing wrong! She does nota ct inappropriate to children, all she did was take me to the store to buy stuff for my period! I did not even know I had one until Rarity told me, I thought I had Odalian Cancer! Can you imagine not knowing how your body works? Just because she was teaching me about part of my growing does not mean she was preparing me for a molest! And we should teach all child pony's about the development of body's so they are empowered with knowledge!"
Many in the court were moved by Scootaloo's words of movement. However Spoiled Fitch still had one ace up her sleeve. She said to the court. "Your honor surely we can forgive Scootaloo for not knowing any better, but we all know that Rarity is guilty, and here's why. Rarity is it true........... THAT YOU ARE SINGLE???"
All the pony's gasped and grasped. Rarity began to sweeten. "Yes I am but."
"NO BUTT. Pony's of the court and Mare Mare Judge there is no reason for a single pony to spend any time with a children unless they are planning to MOLESTATION. We have all the proof we need! Rarity was gromming Scootaloo for the purposes of doing MISDEEDS to her, and we must save Ponyville from her evil ways immediately! I say we take her to be executed!!!"
The court began to cheer and cry. "HANG HER! KILL HER!" Rarity began to cry too, but she was not cheering. Scootaloo also was crying without cheering.
Mare Judge Mare said. "Misses Spoiled is correct. The law in this case is clear. Rarity I sentence you to dead. Bayleaf take this criminal to the electric noose and hang her until she is dead!"
The bayleaf took Rarity and dragged her to the gallow's outside of Ponyville Court. Scootaloo protested and screamed with sad while Rarity was dragged to the gallow's. They wrapped the electric noose around her neck. And said, "Rarity do you have any final word's?"
"TAKE CARE OF MY CAT PLEASE SCOOTALOO." Said Rarity with tear.
And Scootaloo watched in horrification as Rarity was then electrically fried, zapping to crispy with cinder and die. The pony's all began to cher and chime, while Scootaloo would only fall to her knee's....... and weep of tear.
Scootaloo laid on her bed with Obsolescence, flopping and flapping in sadness and cry. "Ahhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!" She declared. Her heart was broken at Rarity's die, all for her and because of her period.
"Oh Oval I'm so sorry, if I didn't have a mozzarella cycle this would have never happened!" She proclaimed. And it was even worse because her period was still going on and she did not even have any tampon's or Midol. She looked at Orbital. And said "Tell me Opal do you blame me for Rarity's die?"
Ovaltine began to nod and meow. Her meowing made a lot of sense to Scootaloo. "No your right Opal. It wasn't my fault. But I know who's fault it is."
And now Scootaloo knew what she had to Scootadoo.
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Scootaloo creeped into Spoiled House where Spoiled Lich was drunk and asleep. She had drunk all the wine-juice she bought from Target that day, except for the many boxes she had not opened yet. Scootaloo sneaked up to the boxes and gathered them up. Then poured them all over the house and Spoiled. Where she knew Spoiled was too drunk to wake up. She knew that because of her own dead parents who used to hit her, they died because they were to drunk to wake up. That is why she is an orphan.
Scootaloo finished sneaking around. And lit a match and threw it on the wine. Then scamper she free, away from the cinders, as soot and smoke began to rise.
Outside of Spoiler House she heard Spoiled Quitch began to scream. "OMFG NOOOOOO! HELP ME!!!! IM BURNING TO FIRE!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!"
But nopony came to help her. She was soon dead. And her house was dead too. All that was left was Scootaloo........ and her will to win.
Scootaloo now knew the only way to stop injustice was to burn the pony's who made bad laws to death. So with fire in her chest she marched toward Sparkle Castle ready to show Twilight what for.
"Just you wait Rarity." Said Scootaloo. "I will revengeance you."
