Canon Butt
Late on a wondrous lavender night, a beautiful lavender unicorn lay down on her bed before you, the human. The dark blue blanket she lay on was themed with yellow stars and white crescent moons. A dark brown wooden mantlepiece stood against the wall behind her bed; upon this mantlepiece, there were four lavender-scented candles within glass holders. The lavender candles enhanced the passion you were about to engage with this pretty lavender unicorn.
You stood at the foot of her bed while dressed in a pair of white underpants, which did nothing to hide away the massive tent you were pitching. You towered over the smaller horse below, more affectionately known as a pony.
With lust in your eyes, you stared at the 'female' pony's lovely backside presented to you. The pink six-pointed star markings on her buttcheeks made it all the sexier. They had a funny name, cutie marks. You had no hiccups about being attracted to this weird equine creature, for she was clearly intelligent. Her backside was largely featureless, with no genitalia to speak of or even an asshole. Fortunately, there was still a gap to slip your cock between her cheeks. It was odd, but somehow you found it was still sexy.
And also really cute. Her lack of genitalia somehow made her seem even cuter.
Twilight Sparkle was her name. She had a great love for books. In fact, she was reading one right now as she lay before you on her bed. You loved this rather eccentric unicorn. And also, she was technically your landlord as you lived here in the Golden Oak Library. The rent was cheap since you basically paid rent by giving her love and giving her a big dick to suck to relax after a hard day of studying her friendship lessons.
Your heart beat rapidly in your chest, and you felt butterflies flow through your stomach from the sight of her tail wagging excitedly back and forth. It was quite simply adorable. You soon felt compelled to go down on your knees and position yourself behind the mare. Your raging hard-on came to poke her lovely rump through your underpants; the fabric of your underpants tore at the seams as it struggled to contain your monster cock.
While the ponies lacked genitalia, your sex organ had become significantly larger ever since you came to this magical horse land. You were now packing a freakishly large cock with grapefruit-sized balls. Your towering member stood about sixteen inches, at the very least. You strongly suspected there were some magical horsey shenanigans afoot. But you didn't really care to investigate.
You took pride as the only male who seemed to have a penis here. There were stallions here, but just like the females, they too did not possess genitalia. And yet, they were somehow able to reproduce through something called 'love cuddles'. From what you could gather from Twilight's ramblings, it was the equivalent of sex here.
You could hear Twilight's words playing back in your head. "If a mare is given love cuddles for long enough by a stallion, their love matrix activates, and they become pregnant. The baby teleports out of the mare when it's time to give birth."
It was all so confusing. You don't pretend to understand how it works.
Back in the here and now, you made to quickly pull down your underpants to release the beast held within. Both of your hands moved to grab the waistband. You attempted to pull down your underpants with a firm tug of force. However, this task proved rather difficult as the sheer length of your member made it next to impossible to pull it down while having an erection.
Fortunately, this issue was soon fixed when you heard a humming sound. The horn atop the unicorn's head became lit up with a deep pink aura of glowing magic. A flash soon came, and your underpants vanished out of thin air. Your huge cock sprung free and came to land right between her lovely buttcheeks. A loud, meaty slap could be heard when your heavy member came to land between her cheeks. The impact caused her buttcheeks to jiggle like jello for a moment, creating a meaty slapping sound as her cheeks smacked together.
Your shaft came to be sandwiched between the warmth and softness of her cheeks, and your cock also came to flow through her tail above. You sighed at the warmth and softness of her tail, blanketing it. You felt compelled to grab her buttcheeks with your hands; you made to do so by taking hold of her cutie marks. Your hands subsequently sank into her cheeks' plush, bubbly softness; they melded to your touch like soft butter. Your hands dug in deep into her cheeks' light purple marshmallowy softness before meeting her ironclad muscles deep beneath.
Twilight, for her part, had no real reaction to this; she simply smiled while reading her book as if nothing had happened. She was not remotely aroused from this since she lacked genitalia and thus got no sexual stimulation. Twilight was a lovely mare and more than willing to let you have fun with her butt even if she got nothing from it. You could go down on her ass all you wanted without distracting her from reading her book.
You took a moment to appreciate the feeling of her warm, soft buttcheeks hugging your cock, before beginning to thrust your hips back and forth against her lightly; this resulted in your cock sliding back and forth between her lovely cheeks.
You moaned in bliss at the feeling as you humped back and forth against her lovely backside. Twilight remained unfazed by this; she simply read her book with a smile on her face. Twilight would light up her horn for a brief moment every so often. The same glow came to be wrapped around the page of the book she was currently reading. Through her magic, she turned the page of her book and then resumed reading.
On and on, you humped back and forth between Twilight's warm and soft buttcheeks while she continued to read her book in peace. You were content to simply hump her for quite some time before changing things up a little.
You pulled back and lined up your cock to where her vagina should be. There was indeed a trench between her cheeks, but there was no pussy or asshole to be had. Just a flat surface. Undeterred, you thrust forward; your thick tip came to poke the gap between her buttcheeks.
You held your cock's tip in position between the canyon gap of her cheeks. You turned to look at Twilight. You smiled in delight at the sight of her happily reading her book. It seemed she didn't mind you humping the gap between her buttcheeks.
Encouraged by this, you began to hump back and forth against her. Your cock came to bump against the featureless surface area between her cheeks repeatedly. Despite the lack of a vagina, it was still pleasant to bump your cock against the warmth and softness of her furry butt. This 'sex' was strange but still good.
You closed your eyes at the feeling. You were content to dry-hump against her non-existent vagina. Good as it was, you eventually heard her groan rather grumpily. You immediately ceased thrusting and pulled your cock away from her butt. A grumpy frown was on her face; your humping was clearly annoying her.
"Anon, my dear coltfriend, while I don't get any sexual stimulation there, it is still quite annoying feeling your cock poke my butt repeatedly. It's distracting me from reading my book," came her stern voice.
You sighed before speaking in a low, guilt-laced voice. "I'm sorry, Twilight."
Twilight chuckled. "Oh, it's okay. Would you like me to give your dick some attention with my mouth? I can read at the same time." Without a word, you made to lie beside her on the bed on the right. In response, Twilight brought her front right hoof over her mouth and giggled. “Somepony… err… somehuman really wants their dick sucked.”
With that, the mare positioned herself between your legs. Her horn became alit with a deep pink glow. Forthwith, she lifted up her book (wrapped in the same glow of her horn) and held it in place in mid-air next to her head on the right.
The mare brought out her long, thick, equine tongue and began lovingly licking your cock up and down. You moaned at the feeling. You wanted to pet the mare, but you stopped yourself. For that could distract her from her book. You hate upsetting your marefriend, you loved to see her read her books.
Your mare multitasked; you could see her book hovering alongside her head as she slowly moved up and down over your member while she licked your cock. She would even turn the book's page with a flick of her magic when she was done reading one.
You were content to relax. Twilight showered your cock affectionately, licking every inch of you with her lovely tongue's warm, wet softness. Slowly, she made her way upward, licking every inch of you, and making your member soaking wet with her warm saliva. Your mouth formed an 'O' shape when her head reached your tip.
The mare giggled and took a deep breath before dropping her head over your member. The mare uttered a muffled moan in delight as she plunged your long, thick cock into her mouth. She was now indeed sexually stimulated, despite not having a vagina.
Her head slowly sank down over your long and thick member. The mare tried desperately to continue to read her book. Her eyes shifted from her book to your cock, back and forth. She uttered muffled moans at the taste of your cock as it began to slip down her throat toward her hypopharynx.
Her efforts proved fruitless. Her horn soon discharged, and thus gravity soon took over, and the book fell down onto the bed below. The mare moaned heartily around your cock, her book now forgotten. She pushed her head down, slowly taking you in inch by inch. You could see a huge bulge in her neck as she took your massive member into her.
You looked on in amazement as she took you in, inch by inch. You sighed in bliss when her lovely lips came to kiss your hefty ballsack below with a wet smooching sound. Since she was clearly now distracted, you took the liberty of bringing your right hand over the midsection of her back, beyond the just friends' zone of her upper back. The place where a pony got their love cuddles.
You heard her horn hum with magic, followed by hearing her voice speaking telepathically into your mind. "Yes! Please, rub my back!"
You answered her plea by tenderly rubbing her back. The mare uttered a deep throaty moan around your cock. Her body began to shake erratically under the loving touch of your hand stroking her back. She would have no doubt orgasmed then and there if she had a vagina to speak of.
Twilight soon rewarded your kindness by performing a powerful swallowing motion around your cock, a delightful sensation of pulling and releasing tugged at your member. Forthwith, the mare began to bob her head and down over your cock, moaning all the while she did so. Loud slurping sounds could be heard as she sucked you off.
You found yourself chuckling a little at the sight of Twilight lighting up her horn. With her magic, she lifted her book up and levitated it in mid-air. Even your big cock down her throat and your loving back rubs were not enough to stop her from reading her book. She was simply determined to read her book despite the very distracting massive cock in her mouth.
She multitasked through the night, enjoying a good book while sucking off a nice big, strong dick and getting her back lovingly rubbed by you, a nice human. Your cock was built to endure. She could suck you off to her heart's content. You needed her magic to set you off.
Hours went by until it seemed she finally had enough. You felt butterflies flow through your stomach when the mare yawned around your cock in her mouth. It was so cute.
Gently with her magic, she lay her book down on the bed. She placed a red ribbon on the book to mark what page she finished on. She nearly read the whole thing, there were only about 20 or so pages left, but it seemed she was too tired to continue.
With that, the mare dropped her head down over your member and kissed your ballsack with a wet smooching sound before closing her eyes. You soon closed your eyes too. You found yourself quickly falling asleep from the feel of her lovely mouth and throat hugging your cock.
However, you soon became a little concerned for her and opened your eyes, but you relaxed as the mare breathed through her nose. You even saw her chest rise and fall, clearly showing she could still breathe. It seemed she used magic to help her breathe with a massive cock down her throat.
Twilight wanted to sleep with a big cock in her mouth, and you were only too happy to oblige. And so, you closed your eyes and went to sleep, happy to have a mare holding your cock in her mouth through her sleep. You may never get to fuck a vagina or an asshole since they didn’t exist here, but blowjobs were enough.