Dancing With Twilight Sparkle
You, the human, were having a fun time with your little horse friends Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity at this party within the Canterlot Castle Ballroom. This place, as your dear friend Pinkie Pie described, was ‘fancy pants’. Rarity panicked and hid behind Rainbow when Pinkie Pie said that. You simply shrugged and ignored her. Rarity was being a drama queen, as usual.
Pinkie Pie blasted her party cannon, which she seemed to pull literally out of her ass. You and your friends wrecked the joint by having a cake fight and playing a series of silly games. Unfortunately, there was no booze in sight. Not that it mattered, since the after party often consisted of your six cute pony friends taking turns sucking or bouncing on your massive cock. Weird things have happened to your penis ever since you came to this magical horse land. You were not complaining; you got the pound big fat sexy pony butt every night. Also, the mind-blowing awesome blowjobs from your pony friends made your depression fade away when you involuntarily left Earth.
With all that considered, you thought about giving up alcohol. It would probably prove to be a hindrance to your sexy time with your pony friends.
Tonight, you're going to pay particular attention to the birthday girl, Twilight Sparkle. You have a particular soft spot for this mare. She was, after all, the first pony that sucked your dick in Equestria. She had a special place in your heart. She did it for science, of course, and to study friendship. You were more than happy to help her in her friendship lessons. Which mostly involved you having sex with her, and her friends, and some other ponies on the side. You did a lot of fucking. You even saved the world by fucking Nightmare Moon back into Princess Luna. The poor mare was stuck on the moon for a thousand years. She needed a good fucking.
The Elements of Harmony failed to stop Nightmare Moon. But Twilight teleported you at the angry mare. You petted her, and the rest was history. You were buttnaked at the time, but the ponies didn’t care, since they walked around mostly naked anyway.
You wore a pair of black skin-tight pants, a white short-sleeved t-shirt, and black sneakers. Twilight wore a rather plain yellow dress made by her friend Rarity. Speaking of Rarity, she kept disappearing. One minute she would be here playing a game with the rest of you and your friends, the next she would vanish and come back again. After she disappeared for the third time, you saw her sneak into the party going on outside. You decided to say nothing, you didn't want to cause a scene. You liked Rarity. You didn’t want to upset her. If you did upset her, you would have less mare to fuck tonight.
You saw Rarity outside in the castle grounds among the stuck-up, boring bourgeoisie of the Canterlot urban elite having a so-called ‘party’ of their own. They were playing boring, fancy classical music. They all wore ridiculously expensive fancy clothes, clothes that they apparently were going to only wear once and throw away when the ‘party’ was over.
Some of the posh, stuck-up pony nobles near the window passed you a gaze of disgust occasionally. You were after all, a big near hairless ape among ponies.
Eventually, your friends found out Rarity was ditching you and your friends. To cut a long story short, you and your friends decided to crash the boring bourgeoisie party going on outside.
The stuck-up nobles looked at you in disgust. You gyrated your hips from side to side and swung your arms wildly about carefree. This horrified the snobs, particularly since you were wearing skin-tight pants, which left nothing to the imagination.
They threw many insults your way, but you shrugged them off like waves hitting the seaside. Especially since your favourite cute bookhorse Twilight Sparkle was dancing close by. You were going to get lucky tonight. The birthday girl loved getting a good dicking from you from your massive cock, particularly on her birthday.
Twilight Sparkle’s dance consisted of jumping about like crazy, shaking her head wildly, and kicking her legs about like she didn’t care. This made many of the stuck-up nobles at the party back away from her.
You were looking forward to fucking her. Poor Twilight was often very stressed out after finishing her studies of friendship, so she needed a good fucking to help her relax. Sadly, her dress hid her lovely thick backside from view, but it didn't matter. You were going to enjoy pounding those nice buttcheeks of hers tonight.
You imagine seeing that lovely backside of hers bouncing up and down your lap. The sound of her clapping buttcheeks as you slapped her ass… and… and….
Suddenly, there came a sickening bone cracking sound as one of Twilight’s forelegs hit your left knee. Immediately, you collapsed to the ground in agony, screaming in pain. Everypony in the vicinity gasped in shock at this turn of events.
“Aaaaaaahhhhh!” you screamed.
Twilight gasped in horror, a hoof coming to her mouth. “Anon!? Are you okay?!” she shouted.
“Aaaaahhhhhhhh! No! You fucking kicked me!”
Twilight quickly flared up her horn with a deep pink glow. The same glow became wrapped around your knee. Unfortunately, all her magic did was dampen the pain a little.
“Cast a better spell! You fucking bloody cunt!” you demanded.
“I’m so sorry, Anon! Please forgive me!” she pleaded.
You looked at Twilight with a harsh gaze. You were about to flare another insult at her, but when you saw the heart-broken look on her face, your anger melted away. Her ears were drooping, her lower lip was quivering, and tears were welling in her eyes.
“Oh, come here, Twilight. I forgive you,” you said softly, reaching your right hand out to her.
Twilight smiled broadly and made a most adorable squeaking sound, like a dog's chew toy. She rushed forward to clamber herself on top of you and wrapped her two front forelegs around your shoulders. Unfortunately, during her excitement, one of her back hind legs ended up touching off your knee, causing you to howl in pain.
“Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Jesus fucking bloody Christ, Twilight! Are you trying to kill me?!” you screamed.
“Sorry!” she flashed her horn again for a brief moment, dampening the pain a little with a spell.
The mare looked at you with a sheepish smile. Despite being in terrible pain, you forced a smile on your face. Twilight Sparkle is technically your landlord. It would be unwise to upset her. Especially since you pay your rent by fucking her for the most part.
“I’ll do anything to make it up to you, my friend. Just ask,” she said softly.
“I would like a steak, beer, and a blowjob.”
Everyone, apart from your six friends, gasped in horror at your request.
Twilight kissed you softly on the cheek. “You got it, friend. I’ll go contact the morgue. I should be able to get you fresh meat there.”
Everyone at the party, apart from your friends ran away in terror. You and your friends giggled as you scared the bourgeoisie away.
“And they call me a pussy,” said Fluttershy, shaking her head. “It’s just the circle of life.”
“Well, I hope you’re happy! You scared away Fancy Pants too,” said Rarity, glaring at you angrily.
“Not quite, my dear,” came a posh English accent.
You turned around to see it was Fancy Pants, standing next to his wife.
“You didn’t trot away?” said Rarity.
“Of course not. Not all ponies are a bunch of pansies. I really wish to–-"
“This is nice and all. But I really need to go to the hospital,” you interjected, while pointing at your damaged knee.
End