Well, not so lil' actually
“Boy I hope the kids are out so that me and Applejack can have some fun together.”
A rainbow maned pegasus bolted through the clouds and found herself at Sweet Apple Acres, still beaming especially during the summertime. That place was home to a special orange colored pony along with it being the number one place to get the best darn apple cider around these parts. Even after many years, it’s still thriving, under new management after the previous one had to… retire for obvious reasons, rest her soul.
Rainbow Dash shook her head a bit before entering the barnhouse. Now wasn’t the time for reminiscing too much on the past (unless it was about past instances of her awesomeness). It was no big surprise when Rainbow Dash and Applejack started dating each other. Not as predictable as the relationship between a certain dragon and a certain fashionista, but there were moments when it felt like they shoulda been together soon enough. Together they have been together for about two years but they made that time count, no matter what happened!
Rainbow Dash looked around the barnhouse, her smile slowly fading. Applejack had told her to meet up at the barnhouse so that they can have a little fun. But instead, Dash stood by herself, standing alone in the barnhouse, occupied by the obvious smell of hay and farmwork… and a strange smell that she didn’t think TOO much on since her mind was already preoccupied.
“Where is she? Don’t tell me she’s still bucking trees? How many trees can a mare buck before her legs fall apart?”
Rainbow Dash’s face turned into a scowl as her hopes of having a fun afternoon with her marefriend devolved into a so-called fun game of hide and seek. Well, not so much of a hide and seek, as the pegasus quickly deduced. After all, Applejack sure loved being in the fields. She couldn’t help but to almost slap herself on the forehead for not realizing that soon enough. Might have been the smell… which smells familiar for some reason…
Speaking of familiarity, Rainbow Dash’s ears perked up at the sound of another voice. A voice with that obvious feminine country accent.
“Gah! Land sakes, this ain’t good.”
Rainbow Dash was relieved to see that her marefriend wasn’t wasting her energy kicking trees all day. But why did she sound so upset? And what was that smell? Her curiosity was starting to poison her mind and she felt herself slowly trotting to the source of the sound, coming from behind a barn door.
“Gosh darn it, Ah’m gonna kick that good fer nothin’ Discord right in the-”
“Applejack?”
Dash heard some stuttering and nervous coughs before a faux happy tone answered her back.
“Oh, Dash! Ah forgot you were comin’. Uh, now’s not a good time.”
“What? You don’t enjoy our time together?” Dash said, letting out a fake hurt frown with her tone changing to a desolate kind.
“Don’t give me that pouty talk, sugarcube. We both know that’s not yer style.”
Dash couldn’t help but to chuckle before quickly letting out a dismayed frown. “C’mon Applejack! Why the hiding?”
"Go away, Dash. Ah'm very, very, busy back here. Top secret stuff. Apples only. Not fer yer eyes."
"Come on, AJ, where are you?" Dash asked, getting peeved up to the point of entirely ignoring that smell...
"Ah said go away, sugarcube. Ah don't need any help today, thank you."
"Help? With what?"
"Uh... Just go away please!"
Believing it to be the point of no return, Dash finally found herself turning around to give the barn door a good kick. She turned around and already could feel the rainbow colors melt from her mane as her jaw bones practically turned to butter which led to her dropped mouth.
"By the power of the Wonderbolts!"
Applejack laid on the ground, belly side down, with her rump raised. The mentioned rump is now gigantic, though not big enough to cramp the room space. But Dash focused on the shining prized treasure: the large pair of pink and fleshy lips which were moving a bit from the struggling mare along with seemingly emitting faint sparkles as if it did not have enough signs that this was a magnificent sight.
“Um, howdy?” Applejack choked out, feeling her orange skin turning more red than the throbbing clit that Rainbow Dash was still gawking at. “Okay, look, it’s complicated. Big Mac and Spike were hanging out wit’ Discord and, well Ah don’t need to say more than that.”
“No you do not.” Rainbow Dash quietly muttered, her beaming eyes were focused on something specific while Applejack, unaware of Dash’s current drooling, continued.
“Anyway, that no good Discord bailed out like a cat in the rain, Ah tell ya what! Ah’m gonna buck that no good rodent soon enough... Big Mac and Spike went to get help since Apple Bloom was out shoppin’ with her boyfriend Tender…”
Applejack continued to talk, almost ranting to this point, fueled by her anxiety and embarrassment. All this unfortunately caused her to still be oblivious to the pegasus to continue staring at what she considered to be the best pair of lips besides the pair that Applejack was using for her rant..
“Dash, ya listening?” Applejack asked with an obvious dismay in her tone, struggling to even turn around with her giant pain in the butt problem. “Ah said go get help because Ah don’t think Big Mac and Spike are getting the job right!”
“Help for what?” Rainbow Dash choked out, feeling some sweat going down from her forehead with her hormones starting to rage (and the summer heat probably) as much as Applejack as she snorted incredulously.
“Ya blind or something?! Can ya not see what’s the big deal here?”
“Oh I’m totally not blind, Applejack.” Dash finally stated in a tone that slightly surprised Applejack. “I’m DEFINITELY seeing the big deal here...”
“Dash, what are ya talki-”
“Zip it!” Rainbow Dash hissed as she zipped to Applejack’s face, pressing her hoof on Applejack’s mouth. “I’m gonna fix this in a way that both of us will love, but you’re gonna do things MY WAY.”
Applejack wanted to be surprised and horrified. Curse her occasional interest in seeing a dominant side to Rainbow Dash. She started to stutter as she felt some common sense returning to her but unfortunately, the pegasus clearly had plans on fixing that.
Rainbow Dash bolted back near Applejack’s clit, taking a quick moment to savor its shiny exterior. Probably from the chaotic magic, swelling, the summer heat, and the stress that caused the mare to start sweating around those areas. All of that did not matter to the pegasus one bit. Dash started to lick her lips as she went in for a nice big kiss.
Applejack yelped as she could feel another pair of lips lock onto her own set of private lips. She struggled to rebuke Rainbow Dash but the tender feeling of a tongue swiping around her fleshy parts caused her mood to go from sour to aroused. She still struggled to fight it but could feel the hard slaps that Rainbow Dash gave to the side of her butt. Obviously used as a mechanic to shut her up while she had her fun. Unfortunately effective.
Rainbow Dash continued to slather the giant clitoris with her tongue, almost losing self control as she still began to slap the apple mare’s rump to prevent her from interrupting her fun. Surprisingly enough, the clitoris did not even taste like apples but had that distinct fleshy taste that she always did love. This is not the first time she had tasted Applejack’s clit so it was a taste that she instantly recognized and it sure as heck was starting to taste even better when the mentioned clit was nearly five times as big as she is.
As she unfortunately predicted, Applejack’s arousal is starting to reach its peak. The last thing she wanted to do is have an orgasm in the same place she had to do inventory in. She was okay with her bedroom or the outhouse or even Pinkie Pie’s bathroom, but not the barn! She started to pant as she felt the veins from her forehead starting to throb from the soreness and intense heat.
Alas, the orange mare had to endure the shame of orgasming in the barn.
Though her shame turned to confusion and shock shortly after.
Rainbow Dash was so fixated with licking the clit and witnessing the subtle shame of her partner that she did not notice that the clit was shining a bit more than usual. Dash thought it was just sweat or fluids or something, but as soon as the orgasm had arrived, the shining aura turned into a quick bright light.
*FLASH!*
Applejack found herself regaining consciousness shortly after. She was still groggy over what just happened, but she felt her common sense coming back to her as she found herself assuming that Discord’s chaotic magic was still possessing in her clit. More the good reason to kick him in the rear end.
The mention of rear ends caused her to immediately turn around, finding her rump… actually back the way it was!
“Ugh, Applejack?”
The apple pony still stared at her rump, still incredulous on how it turned back to normal. She still heard the pegasus talking though and responded while staring at her own butt.
“Dash? Ya okay?”
“Ah, yeah, just feeling a bit sore around… wait...”
The sudden tone of Rainbow Dash was enough to catch Applejack’s attention, causing her to turn around and already felt her jaw bones churned into apple butter which led to her dropped mouth.
"By the power of Zap Apples!"
Rainbow Dash was now laying on the ground in a familiar position as Applejack when she was spotted. And by a cruel twist of fate and irony, her rump was now giant. Her giant fleshy slit was almost shining from the small traces of magic. Applejack ignored the pain that she just endured from both Dash’s helping and the magic attack as she could not help but to admire how magnificent the sight was.
Of course, judging by Rainbow Dash struggling, her wide eyes, and her panicked breathing, it was safe to say that she felt the opposite of Applejack right now.
“Oh no. No no no nononono nooooooooo!”
Applejack silently watched the pegasus suffering a bit as she desperately tried to fly but couldn't flap her wings strong enough to carry all this sudden weight. “I can’t even fly properly with this giant monster on my butt.”
At long last, Rainbow Dash turned her head the best she could as she gave a pleading look on her face. “Applejack, you gotta help me! Please!”
“Help?”
Small bits of drool escaped from the smiling farmer’s mouth.
“Suuuuure sugarcube. Ah can help.”
A raised eyebrow appeared on Rainbow Dash’s face.
“Um, what do you mean by… Oh no.”
Rainbow Dash put two and two together and had to take only two seconds to realize what was going to happen. Her stutters and sudden stressful movement simply aroused Applejack. At that point, Rainbow Dash let out an uneasy grin with a small apologetic tone to her voice.
“Okay, I’m sorry about what I did to you Applejack, but it was a busy day and I couldn’t resist and, and...”
Rainbow Dash’s fantic reasoning took a somewhat familiar end as she felt a hoof jammed on her lips, silencing her. She looked up and saw an orange mare with a sly smile spread across her face.
“Time for some good ol’ fashioned helping.”
Fueled by aroused vengeance, Applejack immediately galloped to the end of Rainbow Dash, who was practically shaking in fear at this point. The sight of seeing somepony who just treated her like hay to now practically under her will; Applejack couldn’t help but to feel a bit ashamed… that she was gonna take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Just like before, Applejack wasted no time jamming her hoof on Dash’s lips. The other kind, of course.
Rainbow Dash yelped, surprised that Applejack wasn’t going to just do the same thing as she just did as retribution. The apple mare was really just going to explore her own way. Rainbow Dash tried to reason even more but was bluntly told to “shut the heck up.” Curse Dash’s love for occasionally vulgar, especially when it made her feel hot a bit.
Applejack’s insult served its purpose: the clitosis was starting to swell up from the tension and almost felt itself becoming loose. At this point, Applejack’s foreleg was inside, struggling to touch every part she could find. This task was starting to become easier as the flesh became a bit loose. Could be more loose though.
“Can’t we just tal-”
“SHUT UP, sugarcube. Ah don’t give a vermin’s butt what ya think of now. Just let me do the helpin’ and ya just sit back and relax, sweeeeet meat.”
Rainbow Dash felt a tear drip from her face. She normally doesn’t cry but when it’s from the joy of being humiliated along with somepony rubbing around her interior, this will greatly be an exception.
Applejack smirked, feeling the clit loose enough to squeeze in just a few inches deep. Applejack couldn’t see with her eyes but she could see with her hoof, savoring the sensation of the inside meat and the heavy scent that was clouding the barn at this point.
“C’mon ya sissy.” Applejack muttered to herself. “Ah wanna hear that pretty mouth of yer’s to yell already...”
There was only one way to have Dash yell in the manner that Applejack wanted. And luckily for the farmer, she knew how to do so.
Applejack used her other free foreleg to open the clit a bit further, causing the pegasus to yelp a bit more as her body began to shake. Not a good enough yelp, the farmer thought to herself before slowly inserting her free foreleg inside. The clit began to shake at this point, making the farmer’s smile painfully wide. No pain, no gain. She used both forelegs to sweep around the flesh, struggling with how rough it was as Rainbow Dash attempted to resist reaching her peak. Luckily for Applejack, Dash always had trouble NOT reaching her peak.
Dash’s face began to cover in sweat. Obviously not just from the summer heat. She tried to resist but the feel-good sensation of her slits being pried open and a pair of hooves dancing around inside of her…
Applejack could hear the pegasus start to whimper, her tone making the farmer’s ears perk up. The tone is implying that the orgasm is starting sooner than expected. Silently congratulating herself, Applejack continued her hoofwork to ensure a quicker resolution. It might have worked too well as she saw how the clit was starting to sparkle and beam up.
Not figuratively.
Applejack’s eyes beamed up, a mixture of shock and amazement at the clitosis as the shaking almost came to a maximum as Rainbow Dash finally gave up and let the nice, sweet times roll by.
*FLASH!*
“Uuuuuugh... huh?”
“Applejack, I, you, huh???”
“GAH! What in tarnation!?”
“Oh, your clit is big again… Bummer… for you that is.”
“Dash, don’t you dar-”
Applejack did not get to finish her sentence as she was glomped by a blue blur that tackled her.
“I’M GONNA STICK MY ENTIRE HEAD INSIDE YOUR-”
“GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!!!”
The two mares, despite their current methods of helping each other, could not help but to feel that this would just repeat over and over until either Apple Bloom arrives or one of the three guys mentioned beforehand would just come to intervene. Either way, their hormones remained victorious in the end so they decided to just look on the bright side of this predicament.
Both mares were oblivious to the three voyeurs peeping through the small cracks of the barn walls. A purple dragon, a red stallion, and a draconequus blankly observed what was going on with dropped jaws. Even the draconequus, who was radiating with chaos, could not help but to gawk at what just transpired. Their silence was broken by a whispering voice.
“Dude, your sister’s clit is hotter than Rarity’s.”
*SMACK!*
“Okay, I deserved that.”