Chapter 1
Chapter 1
You're chilling one day in Ponyville, cause that's what cool guys like you do. Are you at a bar? Fuck no, all my homies hang out at Sugarcube Corner. The milkshakes are dope. You take a break from telling your friends epic stories about your life back in the human world. Sure the stories are from CoD, but CoD exists in real life, so if you think about it right, the stories happened in real life too. "And that's how I got this scar," you say, pointing to the spot on your arm where your best friend in second grade stabbed you with scissors after you stole his crayon.
"Ooooooooh" Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash (that's your friends) go. You lean back and take a pull of your shake. The joke is that they know you’re bullshitting even though they pretend not to.
They're pretty cool people. Pinkie is the funniest person you've ever met. She has a killer rack, and today she's dressed like a stripper, with a strapless top, booty shorts, and heels. No one even cares though, cause that's just how she is, a different style every day. And then there's Rainbow Dash, your workout partner. Unlike Pinkie, she doesn't have much of a chest, and her sports bra and yoga pants are basically a uniform. Her body is tight though, and lord knows that if you had a six pack like hers you'd be showing it off every day. She's already gone for her run for the day, so she's just wearing sandals. She’s got nice toes.
That's where your troubles start. Here you are, with two hot, awesome girls as your best friends, but they're not those kinds of friends. You still can't get a date. It's bullshit.
Your mood sours a bit. "Anyway, I guess that kind of thing doesn't impress the ladies here as much."
"What are you talking about, Anon? I think it's awesome," Rainbow says. Pinkie squeals in agreement.
"I mean, yeah, there's you guys. But I still can't get a date. I haven't gotten any pussy since I got here." You weren't planning on admitting all that out in the open like that, but it all rolls out by itself.
"Tell me about it," Pinkie of all people says. "Everypony is always 'Pinkie, can you throw a party for my date?', but they never ask if I want to go on a date."
"Fucking yuuup. I'm like the newest Wonderbolt, so everypony else gets dibs on the fans before me. Nopony can last long enough for me to get anything." Rainbow Dash is in the same boat it seems.
Congratulations, you have now killed the mood for everybody. But hey, even sitting around glumly is better with friends than alone. All three of you stare into your milkshakes, with occasional glances at each other.
Suddenly Pinkie perks up. She sits up straight, her hair poofs even more, and her nipples poke through her top. "Duuuuuh. We're a bunch of silly fillies. Why don't we just fuck each other?"
You don’t believe your ears. You've jacked off to both of them more times than you can count. Dash left a frigging sock at your place one time and you filled that thing up with cum. Pinkie has sent you actual nudes (though she does send those to pretty much everybody). But you never thought you’d actually get to fuck them. You definitely weren’t horny enough to straight up ask like this. Like, you definitely want to smash, but you're hesitant to say yes.
And you're not the only one who feels that way. Dash rubs her arm. "I dunno, Pinkie. I like hanging out with you guys. I don't want to make things awkward."
You build off of that. "Yeah, what she said. Don't get me wrong, I'd totally do both of you. But I also like how chill things are. I don't have to worry about relationship crap with you guys."
"Come oooon!" Pinkie says, jumping up and down and making her tits bounce all over the place. "We're buddies. We can just be fuck buddies too, no need to make it complicated. And don't worry, Rainbow. I'm sure Anon will like your boobs just fine."
Rainbow Dash is on her feet and pointing at Pinkie. "I didn't say anything about my boobs."
"You were thinking it though~" Pinkie turns to you. "She's a little shy about her boobs because they're not as big as other ponies'."
"I see," you say. With the kinds of clothes she wears, it's a little hard to tell what she's got under there, but she's clearly not as busty as Pinkie.
"I am not shy. You want to see my boobs? Do you want to see my fucking boobs?" Rainbow rants.
"Hell yeah!" you say. Pinkie cheers too.
"I'll show you my boobs. Right here, right now, no problem. And then Imma fuck both of you at once." Rainbow reaches for her top, preparing to rip it off.
You notice everypony else in the cafe staring at you so you interrupt. "Maybe we should take this somewhere else first?"
That calms Rainbow down for a second, and it's enough for Pinkie to grab the two of you by the hand and lead you into the back and upstairs to her room. You hear a disappointed "Awwwww" as you leave.
You're sure as hell not disappointed. This is fucking happening.
The door is barely closed when Pinkie drops her shorts. She makes sure to bend down in front of you as she takes them off. God damn, her ass is even fatter in real life than in the pics she's sent. And then this bitch, this beautiful bitch, grabs her panties with her toes and raises her leg, holding it out to you. You nearly blow your load right there. What did you do to be this lucky?
You grab the panties, a microscopic thong, and shake her foot like a hand. She does have sexy feet tho. You turn to Rainbow Dash. "That's one pair. You mind showing me what you’ve got?"
"Like you've never perved on me and seen them already," she says, taking her pants off. Her underwear aren't as skimpy as Ponk's, but still plenty sexy. You're about to make a sarcastic reply to her, but those panties are barely halfway down her legs when she straight up drips into them. She bites her lip. You don't blame her, holy shit that's hot.
"Damn, and I thought I was horny."
"Yeah well, you better be planning on doing something about it," Dash says. "What are you going to do with these anyway?" she adds, handing you her panties.
“Well, you know…”
Now pantsless, both ladies get their tits out for you. Pinkie's clothes never did much to hide hers, so her big bouncy breasts aren't much of a surprise. It's still awesome to have them right in front of you though. With Rainbow on the other hand, this is your first time getting a god look at her boobs. They're not huge, and she's clearly embarrassed by that, crossing her arms under them and letting her ears droop, but she's still got two good handfuls on her chest. Overall, they're both good friends, and even better naked.
"Your turn, Anon. You better have something good for us." They both look at you expectantly.
The shirt's the boring part, so you take that off first. You do have nice wide shoulders and a chest to match, but they've seen you shirtless before, so it's not as exciting. When it comes time to unbuckle your belt, you make a big show of it. You lean and push your hips forward. You unfasten everything, but hold your pants in place, letting the anticipation build. Then you shove everything down and off, letting your boner spring free.
The situation feels a little unfair. Both of your friends are gorgeous and sexy. And then there’s you. You don’t look bad at all, but you just look good, it’s not the head-turning sexiness those two have. You absolutely are proud of your cock though.
"Wowza! That's a nice cock," Pinkie says. Rainbow looks similarly impressed.
"I know. This is why I’ve been so frustrated. I’ve got this thing and I still can’t get a girl."
“You’ve got us. Now come here and get some.” Pinkie smacks her butt in invitation.
You take that invitation to walk forward and grab both mares' asses. They seriously just let you do that, is this real? Their tails twitch and they sidle up against you.
"First things first though. I'm sorry, Rainbow, but I've needed to do this for a long time." You let go of her and bury your face in Pinkie's chest.
She squeals as you motorboat her. From a distance, there was part of you that couldn't quite believe her tits were real, but you find nothing but 100% all natural pink horsegirl. God damn, you have wanted to try this for so long, but Pinkie makes it feel like the wait was worth it.
Rainbow Dash starting to grind on your ass, however, makes you feel a little guilty. Making sure both of them get taken care of is going to be tricky. If you let them down now, they might not do this again. And you don't want to be stuck just promising to do better next time. God, what are you going to do with your cock? How are you supposed to decide who to blow your load in?
You push that aside for the moment. Rainbow needs attention, and she needs it now. "Don't worry, I didn't forget about you." You turn around and grab her tits, and go in to give them a good suck. "Oh these are great," you say, as you switch nipples. She's clearly insecure about them, and there's no way you’re going to let any friend of yours feel like her boobs aren't good enough for you. You like 'em big and small. But your absolute favorite kind is what Rainbow's are, which is touching you. She seems to appreciate it, hugging your head to her chest.
Boobs are glorious, but all three of you need something more. You lift your head and survey the situation. You're all horny, that's safe to say. Pinkie is touching herself as she watches you. Down below, Rainbow is absolutely soaked. Her thick, muscular thighs are glistening as her arousal runs down them. A bead of pre swells out of your cock in sympathy. "Damn, Rainbow. When's the last time you got some?"
She looks away from you in that tsundere way of hers. "My cunt just does that, okay. And, like, a while." It's funny. Despite how obviously horny and pent up she is, she's reluctant to make the first move. You can relate.
"Look at this, Pinkie. She needs to sit on someone's face asap!" Before you proceed with giving her a face to sit on, you go over to Pinkie and put your arm around her waist. "Sorry. You're gonna get a turn on my face too. She just looks like she needs it first," you whisper in her ear.
She takes your hand and puts in on her crotch and squeezes your fingers into her snatch. "I hope so."
You walk over to Pinkie's bed, your dick swaying stiffly, begging for attention. But you’ll be damned if you let yourself cum first like that. You lie down on your back.
Rainbow comes over. She's breathing heavily and looking at you hungrily. You see her staring at your dick.
"Ah ah ah. That comes later," you say. You only have so much self control. The second she touches that thing you're pounding her into oblivion. And then where would Pinkie be?
She kneels over your head. Slowly she lowers her tight ass and sopping cunt toward your face. A long strand of pussy juice drips out; you stick your tongue out to catch it. That stuff's tasty, no point in letting it go to waste. Finally she gets close enough for you to grab her and pull her down.
You feel her wetness all over your face. It's amazing. You can directly feel how badly she needs this. You kiss her mound and spread her lips with your own. You give her pussy a good slurp, it's an obscenely wet sound. Her juices flood your mouth. There's no need to savor the taste: there's plenty more where that came from. She moans loud and long and doubles over.
But you're just getting started. You deploy your tongue. Unfortunately for her, this isn't your first rodeo. You do some exploring to find her clit, and then avoid it. You plunge deep inside, you tease her lips, you touch the bottom edge of her slit.
She's groaning in pleasure the whole time, but there's an edge of frustration to it. "Dammit Anon, if you don't make me cum I'm going to fucking suffocate you down there!"
Holy fuck. It was fun already, but hearing her beg for it kicks that up so much higher. And while you hope that when it finally is your time you go out under a girls ass, but you're not ready for that yet. You give her what she needs and turn your focus to that magic little nub.
She's never been shy, and she's not starting now as she lets the world know what you're making her feel. She is screaming and moaning without any concern the ponies downstairs will hear. It's incredible. She starts yelling "fuck" in time with your licks. It's as if she's a musical instrument. You imagine auditioning for an orchestra. "This is my instrument," you tell them, showing off a naked Rainbow Dash. There's cheers and applause as you fuck beautiful music out of her.
You figure Rainbow has got to be close to cumming at this point. You use your special move and swirl your tongue around her clit. It’s had good results the last few times you tried it, but it also tires you out. That's why you always save it for last. Sure enough, you're rewarded with a "Fuck, Anon I'm going to cum" not long after you start. You stay the course, though it's hard not to speed up when you hear that desperation in her voice.
You are fully expecting her to squirt in your face. Things certainly get even wetter, but it's not quite a squirt. It's not much of an event at all, really. She's so lost in what you're doing to her that she hardly seems to notice. It's only the telltale clenching of her pussy that lets you know she's gone over the edge. You take it as a compliment, you've been eating her out so hard it's like she was cumming the entire time. Finally she slumps forward and collapses on top of you. Your satisfaction at a job well done is slightly interrupted by her tail covering your face, but oh well.
Meanwhile, Pinkie has been waiting long enough. You roll Rainbow off of you and crawl over to her. She grabs your hand as soon as you're close enough and starts humping it. You slip some fingers inside of her and position your thumb so she can grind her clit on it. You would have thought that if anyone was a screamer it would be her, but the only noises she makes are adorable little squeaks.
She's been riding your hand at her own pace so far, but that comes to an end as you push her over and take charge of her cunt. You pause, just for a moment and look at her. She stares back, wide eyed in surprise. "Yes," she whispers and raises her legs into the air.
You fingerblast her with both hands. One goes in deep, the other handles the outside of her pussy. You ramp things up until you can see her body jiggling from it. She was primed and ready, and does not last long. She grips the bedsheets and her legs try to close. She doesn't announce that she's cumming like Dash, but you can hear it all the same in her ragged breaths. You see her relax as tension deep inside her is released.
You take your hand out and lick your fingers, to see what she tastes like. Her juices are sweeter than Dash's, go figure.
You grab some pillows and put them under your shoulders so you can lay back and just look at the two half-melted mares. As they bask in their afterglow, you consider the problem of what to do with the boner standing straight and tall between your legs. You need to cum too. With any luck, this will be a permanent upgrade from friends to friends-with-benefits. You sure don't regret this, and Pinkie and Dash don't look like they do either. With that in mind, you figure you'll end up doing this again. But you want this first time to be special. You want something even better than creampieing their pussies or loosening their buttholes. Something even more patrician than going balls deep in a gagging throat. As a bonus, they'll both be able to give it to you at the same time. The question is will they?
"Alright, ladies. It's my turn."
They both sit up and look at you. "Hell yeah," Rainbow says. "So who're you gonna fuck first?"
"I"m a quality over quantity kind of guy. If I'm going to blow my load in you guys, I want you both to get a full load. So going two rounds with two different girls isn't really my style. You're gonna have to use teamwork," you explain.
"So what do you want then? Don't tell me it's just gonna be a double hand job. That's way too lame after what you just did." Your jaw is still sore, but the compliment helps.
"Ooh! Ooh! Maybe it's a double boob job!" Pinkie squeezes her breasts together.
"Even better. I’m hoping to get those sexy feet of yours."
Rainbow stares at you for a second. "Really, you're into feet?"
"C'mon, Dashie. Who doesn't like feet? Feet are great!" Pinkie demonstrates her point by folding her leg and grabbing her foot to push her own toes into her pussy. It's one of the hotter things you've ever seen.
"See, Pinkie gets it," you say. It's not that Pinkie's feet won't be enough for you, it's just that four feet are better than two.
Pinkie is the first to thrust her soles at you. They're as bright pink as the rest of her, and broad. She has smiley faces painted on her toenails. Rainbow hesitates, but knows when she owes you one, and holds her feet out as well. They're more slender than Pinkie's with the toes a little more tightly packed. You can tell a lot about a woman from her feet.
You lean forward for a closer inspection. You rub them, massage them. Despite what she's said, Rainbow clearly takes good care of her feet. Even with all the running she does, they're soft and supple, not a blister or callus to be found. She flinches when you touch them; it seems like someone is ticklish. Pinkie on the other hand embraces the tickling when it comes time for her massage.
You notice her big toe is wet from being stuck in her pussy. You decide to go head and clean that off for her, and stick it in your mouth. The other toes didn't get dipped, but you suck on them anyway. If Pinkie was enjoying getting tickled by your fingers, she likes your tongue bath even more. She's lost in a fit of giggles as you introduce every inch of those pretty pink feet to your face. She's even nice enough to help out. She puts her other heel on your forehead and grips your hair with her toes, holding your head steady.
You make eye contact with Dash as you do so, letting her know that she's next. You don't blame her for her reticence; she simply has not been enlightened yet. That’s how you try to think about it as you move over to her. At the very least she’s trying this.
Rainbow Dash is a clean pony. Her body is smoothly shaven, and thoroughly washed. Her feet taste deliciously clean, with only the slightest funk of sweat between her toes. You count the creases She bites her hand as you kiss and lick her soles and suck on her toes. It's almost enough to make you cry tears of joy, and certainly enough to make your dick cry a steady stream of pre.
She doesn't offer to cradle your head like Pinkie, so you arrange that yourself, pressing her feet against your face. You savor the moment, the feeling of her heel on your chin and her toes on your brow, and your lips nestled in the arch, then let it go with a final kiss.
You lie back down. You don't need to tell them what to do next.
Pinkie leads the way, grabbing the head of your dick with the toes of one foot and pressing it against the sole of the other. That leaves ample room for Dash to curl her two sets of toes around your shaft. Both pairs of feet are wet from your ministrations. The taste of their skin lingering on your tongue only adds to the experience.
You gasp. This is what being alive feels like. Yes, it's an awkward start as they figure out how to coordinate their motions, but that only makes it more real.
Pinkie takes full advantage of her wider feet, jerking you off in the space between her toes. This is not her first time doing this, and it won't be the last if you have anything to say about it. Rainbow is very much new to this, relying on broadly rubbing you with her foot. But she's learning fast, already having figured out the power that fondling your balls with her other foot has. She also thinks she's being sneaky with that hand reaching up from under her butt to finger her pussy. She's getting into it, just as you knew she would.
Life really does not get better than this. These two are great friends, just hanging out with them and doing random shit has been some of the best times of your life. And now, not only are you banging them, which is hot enough, but they're indulging your foot fetish. The best you had hoped for was to get at their feet as a return of the favor for fucking them senseless. Instead, Pinkie is into it herself, and Dash is learning to like it. You couldn't have asked for that.
You get a taste of Dash's medicine. For the first few seconds, it's as if that's someone else's cock pulsing and spurting cum all over those beautiful pink and blue feet. Then you realize it's you that's cumming, and all the sensations of the orgasm come roaring through your mind. Pinkie shrouds the tip of your dick; instead of pumping ropes high into the air, you spray her foot with everything you have, sending it dribbling down onto Dash's. A groan tears itself out of you at the sight.
Pinkie's toes are webbed with cum. She meshes them with Rainbow's toes, making a mess of your seed. Your balls ache as they empty themselves more thoroughly than they ever have.
"Wow, Anon," Pinkie says, bringing her foot to her mouth to lick it clean. "I didn't think you'd be that into it. What did you think, Dashie?" She grins at you lewdly.
Rainbow Dash is blushing now that the moment is over. She can't seem to look anyone in the eye. "I—uh. Not gonna lie, that was hotter than I thought it would be."
"Heh. Yeah, feet are like that. And I could say the same to you, Pinkie. I was expecting both of you to be like Dash." You shrug. You don't really question this stuff. It's the same way you don't question being friends with these mares. It's a good thing, and you're just going to let it be a good thing.
"Hey, how do you feel about high heels, Anon?" Pinkie says suddenly.
"Oh my God."