Finn and Jake travel to Equestria after an experiment with the Princess
Cover Art by Me
This story will be told in the first person point-of-view of Finn the human (Well, at least until the 5th chapter)
After a failed experiment with Princess Bubblegum, our two heroes, Finn and Jake have been transported the the land of Equestria. Join them as they meet new friends, as well as old ones. But it doesn't stop there, as their TRUE adventure is about to begin.And now, they ask one question:
It was a normal day, the sun was shining, there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Me and Jake were heading to the Candy Kingdom because Princess Bubblegum said she has an experiment she wanted to test out. Jake of course wasn't so happy about this, he was so worried that the experiment would go wrong or something. But I persuaded him anyway.
"We're leaving now B-mo! See ya later!" Jake shouts.
"Yes, good bye Finn, good bye Jake" B-mo says just as we leave.
We walked to the candy kingdom and entered it's gates. We went to the Tower the princess keeps staying in. I see the door to the princess' lab and enter the room, The princess was mixing some chemicals together, and I haven't got a clue what she's making.
"Hey there princess, Whatcha making?" I say.
"Huh? Oh sup guys. I'm making a teleportation serum." the princess says, only looking at us for a second.
"Woah, cool. Is that what you want us to test out?"
"Yes, but be careful, I don't want anything to go wrong." PB replies
"That's exactly what I was thinking." Jake says.
I nod. I walk around the lab and see the place where Goliad- the candy sphinx that went crazy- used to stay. I run my hand across the her bed and remember that day-the day which PB's own creation turned on her. A voice snaps me back to reality.
"Finn! It's ready." the princess shouts, holding a bottle of pink liquid.
"Wah? Oh, sorry princess."
"Yeah come on Finn, let's do this." Jake says.
"Haha! Aw yeah!" I say, accidentally knocking the bottle of serum out of PB's hand.
"Finn! What have you done?!" PB shouts as the bottle shatters on the ground.
"Oh my glob! I'm so sorry!" I shout as pink smoke started to surround us.
Jake tries to go and open the windows.
"They're locked!" Jake shouts.
"I'm so sorry!"
"I told you this would happen!" Jake says as the pink smoke becomes thicker.
"Finn, you must listen to me! I need you to-" the rest of PB's words were muffled by the smoke.
I couldn't see any thing anymore, the smoke was blocking my sight. I tried calling out to them.
"Princess! Jake!" But no one answered.
I could feel the smoke was taking effect,I watched as the pink smoke got thicker and thicker, then I passed out on the floor.
****
I wake up. I sit up and take a look around, I wasn't in the Lab. I was in some grassy area.
How did I get here? Where's the Candy Kingdom? I thought to myself.
"Jake? Princess?" I called out, as I expected, no one answered.
I stood up and walked around, but something felt...different, like I wasn't myself. Well at least not my OLD self. I look around and see a lake. I walk up to it and look at my reflection. I jump in shock.
"Woah! What the math?!" I shout.
I was right. I WASN'T myself. I was... A pony! I look at the reflection again and see that I still have my clothes.
" *sigh* At least I still have that" I say to myself.
I look to the place where i woke up, I see my bag there. I run to it and look inside.
I have a book, some food and water, and some extra clothes. My dad's sword was beside my bag. I look around again and spot a near by village. I pick up my bag and the sword and run towards the village.
I entered the village and it looked peaceful. I saw many other ponies walking around the village. I walked around and went to the middle of town. There I saw a market place where there were a lot fruit stands. I see a purple unicorn walking around levitating a science book in front of her face. I decide to ask her for what happened, she might know about it because she's studying about science. I walk towards her and speak.
"Uh... Excuse me?" I say.
"Hmm? Oh hello." she says, putting the book away.
"I'm looking for my friends, I was in a lab a while ago and the experiment went wrong. And I was transported here somehow. One of them is a yellow dog. And the another one is a tall girl with pink hair." I say.
"Oh, I think I know the one with the pink hair. Come with me and i'll take you to her."
"Okay, thanks. I'm Finn by the way."
"I'm Twilight Sparkle."
She leads me to a big building. She enters it and gestures me to come inside. I come in and look around, the inside looks like a bakery. What would the princess be doing in a place like this? Oh, that's right she IS the Princess of the CANDY kingdom I think to myself.
She tells me to wait where I am. And she comes back with another pony with pink hair and a lighter shade of pink for her skin.
"Is this the pony you were looking for?" Twilight says
"Um...No, but I do admit that she really resembles her colors." I laugh a bit.
"Oh... Well anyway this is Pinkie." she says.
Pinkie leaps into the air and gasps and was about to dash away when Twilight stops her.
"Pinkie, not again. As much as I love your parties, now is not the time."
Pinkie starts bouncing around me and starts saying stuff that I can't even understand. She finally stops bouncing and stands in front of me.
"Hi there I'm Pinkie pie and I work here at Sugar Cube Corner! You want some free samples? Do ya? Huh? Huh?Huh?" she says.
Before I could say anything she dashes way. She comes back with a tray full of cupcakes and she starts stuffing my face with cupcakes. Twilight pushes Pinkie away from me.
"Sorry, she's just being Pinkie pie." Twilight says
I swallow all the cupcakes.
"I-Is she always like this?" I say.
"Yes, but that's what makes her fun to be friends with. Anyway we could look for your friends while I introduce you to my friends." She says
I could tell, this is going to be a really long day.
Author's note: Sorry for the delay! I have exams this week so I had to convince my parents to let me use the computer! And a big shout out to NightmareKnight, he edited this chapter so check him out!
Chapter 2:
Jake Arrives
"So, what does this pony look like?" Twilight says as she walks out the door of Sugar Cube Corner.
"I don't think you understand, my friend is not a pony." I say as I follow her.
"Huh? Then what is she?"
"Well...She's a candy princess."
Pinkie catches up to us and starts bouncing around me yet again.
"Candy people don't exist, silly! If they did, I would eat them all up!" Pinkie says.
What? Candy people don't exist? That can't be! I think to myself before i hear a familiar voice calling my name.
"Finn!" the voice says.
I turn around to see Jake running towards me.
"Jake?!" I say as Jake pulls me into a hug.
"Finn! Oh man, I thought I would never find you!"
"Where were you man? And where's the Princess?"
"Man, I don't know! I just woke up on top of some random roof!"
"Do you know how we got separated?"
He shakes his head. Then Twilight cuts in.
"Finn, who is this?" she says.
"Oh, Twilight, this is Jake. Jake, this is Twilight." I say.
"Um...What is he?"
"Huh? Oh, he's a dog. Why?"
Twilight's facial expression changed from happy to shocked upon hearing this.
"A DOG?! How is he talking?!"
"Uh... I don't know, he just does."
"Wow, we've got to show him to Fluttershy." Twilight says
Pinkie pulls Jake into a bone breaking hug.
"A talking dog! Are you excited because I'm excited I've never been more excited well except for that time when I was introduced to Finn and I was all *GIANT INHALE MUCH?* but really what could be better than-?" She starts.
"Finn? Help me!" Jake says in between gasps for air.
I pull Pinkie, who was still talking, away from Jake. Jake gasps for air and starts coughing.
"Hey dude, are you alright?" I say as I walk up to him.
"Warn me *Cough* when she's *Gasp* gonna hug me again."
"Dude, you do realize that you could’ve just grown to the size of a building to escape that hug." I say
"She's too strong dude. And besides, I might break her arms."Jake says.
"Yeah you’re probably right."
"PROBABLY?!" He shouts, as I ignore him.
"Anyway Twilight, Can we get back to meeting your friends?"
"Yeah, sure. Pinkie can you go bring them to the others? I need to get back to the library for some studying." Twilight says.
"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie says.
Jake nudges my arm.
"Hey Finn, what happened?"
"I don't know dude. We’ve just got to find the Princess."
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We follow Pinkie out of the village and along the edge of the forest. As we get closer to the forest, we see a bridge that leads to what looks like a tree cottage, and near it is a chicken coop. She knocks on the cottage door rapidly and starts spitting out nonsense that is way too fast for us to understand.
Then, another pony comes out of the cottage. She has a yellow coat and a pink mane- a lighter shade than Pinkie's mane, but instead of having a horn or nothing at all, she has wings! She comes out slowly.
"Um, Pinkie? What do you need?" She says with a voice that is as sweet as honey.
She turns her head to see us and quickly dashes back inside.
"Pinkie? What just happened?" Jake says.
"Yeah, usually no one runs away from us until we start attacking them." I say.
"Why would you attack them?" she says.
"Because they're evil. We always kill evil things." I answer.
"Don't you just let them go?" she says as her mouth curls down into a frown.
"Why? They'll just wreak havoc again." Jake says.
"Yeah, don't worry about it." I say.
"OKIE DOKIE LOKIE!" she shouts as she bolts into the cottage.
"What a character." I say to Jake.
"Yeah, let's just go in" He says as he walk inside with me.
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"Fluttershy?" Pinkie calls out.
"Wait here! I'll just go get Flutter-" Before she could finish, she was already gone.
"Wow, is it just me, or is she really scary?" Jake asks.
"Why? She seems nice."
"Has she ever bear hugged you?"
"Well, uh... No"
"Exactl-" He says before Pinkie surprises him from behind.
"I'M BACK!" she says as Jake falls to the ground.
Pinkie is holding Fluttershy in her arms.
"Hi, my name is Finn." I say.
"And, I'm Jake!" Jake says
"Fluttershy, introduce yourself!" Pinkie says.
" Uh... I'm Fluttershy..."She says in an inaudible tone.
"What?" I say.
"Um...Fluttershy..."
"Uh Jake little help here?"
Jake stretches his ear out to Fluttershy's mouth.
"Can you say that again?" Jake says.
"Fluttershy's eyes widen as she leaps up into the air and bolts towards Jake.
"A TALKING DOG! I'VE NEVER EXPECTED A DOG TO TALK, AND HE HAS STRETCHING POWERS! THIS IS WAY COOLER THAN A TALKING DRAGON!" she starts.
"Not again..." I say as I pull her away from Jake.
"Thanks man..." He says as he stands up.
"JAKE!" Pinkie pulls him into another bone breaking hug.
"I told you to warn me!" Jake shouts.
"I didn't see her man!"
"Are you excited because I'm excited I've never been more excited well except for that time when I found out that Jake can talk and I was all *THIS IS GETTING REALLY OLD BUT I PUT IT HERE ANYWAY* but really what could be better than this?!" Pinkie blurts out.
"I...*cough* can't....* cough* breath!" He says.
I pull her away from Pinkie yet again.
I think this is going to be much more, than just a long day...
Autors note: Sorry For the short chapter, My studies come first you know.. Again a big shout out to NightmareKnight!
" 'Shy have you seen any new ponies around here?" Pinkie asks
"Um... other than Finn, then...um...no." She Replies.
"Oh sorry Finn! LET'S GO!" Pinkie says as she bolts out the door.
When we cross the Bridge Pinkie says were gonna go to an apple orchard to meet someone named Applejack.
Huh...An Apple Orchard...I would go for one of Tree Trunks' delicious apple pies right about now. Too bad were here in Glob knows where.
Jake snaps me back to reality, he points to the arch labeled " Sweet Apple Acres". Pinkie leads us under the arch and into the orchard. the house in the middle of the orchard is surrounded by millions of apple trees.
Pinkie knocks on the door at least a thousand times until someone finally answers the door.
"Pinkiepie would ya quit yer' irritatin' knockin'?!" the pony pleads. She has what people call before the mushroom war as a "Southern Accent", and she has a blonde mane and tale. She wears her mane and tail in a ponytail ( Duh.). She has a cowboy hat that tops of the southern look. She has a few white freckles on her face. And she has an orange coat.
"Okie Dokie Lokie!" she says happilly.
"Ugh, thank goodness... Huh? Pinkie who're yer' friends?" She says as she looks at us.
"Applejack,This is Finn, and this is Jake!" She says as she points to the both of us.
"Well, you've brought a cute li'l friend fer' Winona!" she looks at Jake.
"Hey! Who're you calling cute?!" he snaps at Applejack."
"Well i'll be! not just a cute dog, but a cute dog that can talk!"
"..." Pinkie stares at Applejack, cocking her head to the side.
"...What?"
"That's it?" she says, frowning.
"What's it?"
"That."
"Pinkie, I can't tell what THAT is if you tell me."
"Your reaction to Jake." I cut in. I guess i'm right cause Pinkie just nods frantically.
"What about my reaction?" Applejack says
"Well, Everyone else's reactions we're ver-"
"Everyone? Don't you mean everypony?"
I look at Jake, he shrugs.
Hm... Everypony? Huh... Maybe this isn't the land of Ooo. Math, this might not be our dimension anymore. Especially when they use everypony instead of everyone."
"Uh... Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, everyPONY" I look at Pinkie, she nods in approval." else reacts.... well, how do you say this... Over the top." I look at Pinkie as I say Over the top.
"Well, that's ponyville's residents fer' ya"
"Yeah, maybe."
" Why don't y'all stay fer' brunch? We got some tasty hay fer' y'all."
Pinkie shouts in excitement and dashes inside.
" Uh... Hay?" Jake says.
"Oh, sorry... Dog food fer' you Jake!"
"Aw Yeah!" He says.
So... Does that mean, I have to eat hay? Oh.. Man...
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Applejack introduces me to her family. the small one with a yellow coat and a red mane and tail is Apple Bloom, she is Applejack's little sister. The Big one with a crimson red coat and an orange mane and tail is Big Macintosh, he is Applejack's Big Brother. The Old one with the green coat and a white mane and tail is Granny Smith, she is their Grandmother.
Wow, A whole Family of Apples, that is one cool pattern, I now know why they run an Apple Orchard.
We sit down on the chairs. Well... I struggle to find the right position, We all say our prayers to uh... God. Yup definitely not the land of Ooo.
"So God is their Glob...Huh....
My train of thought is broken when crashes into me. I scramble to my uh... Hooves and look to the thing that crashed into me, completely ignoring the throbbing in the back of my head.
Turns out IT is a SHE, she slowly stands back up and looks up to the hole she made on the ceiling.
"Hehe, Whoops." she says.
"Rainbow Dash, why're y'all in here?" Applejack says.
" Fluttershy said that there's a new pony around. AND he has a talking dog!" Rainbow Dash says. she has a cyan blue coat and a rainbow colored mane and tail, and like Fluttershy she has wings.
Jake slides down the table as Rainbow says "Talking dog"
"So where is this Gentle colt?" A voice asks
I look to the door where a mare stood. she has a... um... Coiled mane and tail. She has as snow white mane and tail and like Twilight has a horn on her head..
"Umm... He's raht beside me." Applejack Replies.
"His name is Finn! and this is Jake!" Pinkie says as she pulls Jake up by his leg from under the table.
"AWESOME! Hey say something!" Rainbow Dash says.
Jake just stays silent. I wouldn't blame him, Rainbow Dash doesn't look very... Gentle.
"Come one Jake say something!" Pinkie shouts.
I think i'll take this opportunity to get back at him for that incident in our tree house when he was trying to impress Lady Rainicorn's Parents.
I get out of my chair and walk towards him, when i'm finally in front of him, i tell pinkie to hold him down. She holds him down and i pinch his nose and mouth.
I have no idea how i'm doing this.
Pinkie notices what i'm trying to do so she starts tickling Jake's face.
It takes him a few seconds before his face turns red. I let go of his face and he pants.
"Okay! Okay! * Gasp* You win... I give up" He says.
"Oh... My... GOD!" Rainbow Dash exclaims as she dashes towards him. But before she could reach him, I had already pulled Jake away from her path. she crashes into the floor and falls into the basement. We all Walk near the hole and look down. Rainbow Dash is under a big pile of clothes and laundry, Which i question because they are not wearing clothes in the first place.
"Heheh.. Whoops... I'm okay!... Ow..." She says.
"Uh... Rainbow... You do know your in our dirty laundry right?"
"What?! GROSS!" She says. Within a split second she launches herself into the air.
Jake and I have been living in Ponyville for a while now. And I gotta say, It's really nice here. Twilight's offered me a place to stay, I've been helping Applejack with her orchard, and Pinkie's been giving me A LOT of Cupcakes for some reason. I'm actually getting used to my new lifestyle.
I finally found out what the pictures on everybody's butts. They're called Cutie Marks, they are the picture that symbolizes the certain pony's special talent. My Cutie Mark is my father's sword.
Oh, and I forget to look for the Princess sometimes.
But, some crazy things have been happening, Twilight has been running around Ponyville fixing things, Fluttershy calmed CERBERUS by just RUBBING IT'S TUMMY. Then Pinkie just pulls a ball out of nowhere and says she keeps balls all over Ponyville in case of "Ball Emergencies".
Anyway, I'm just gonna go for a walk in the outskirts of town. Maybe that will get my mind of everything.
But when I woke up today, Twilight looked terrible. She had an eye patch, and her hair was messed up. She was Running around the whole place looking in telescopes, graphs and machines.
I look at the calendar. It's Monday. Cool.
When I walk through the library doors I feel a cool breeze...
And a strange feeling that someone is watching me.
Suddenly Rainbow Dash flies in front of me... Upside down...
"Hey there, Finn!" She says.
"Uh...Hey there Rainbow. What brings you here?"
She turns herself upright and lands on the ground.
"Well, I hear there's a monster that appeared a few days ago in the outskirts of town and she eats the color red, so I wanted to go check it out. And I thought You could come with me cause you're hardcore like that."
"Well I was I was just going there so I can take a walk around but, okay." Then Pinkie passes me and and enters the library.
"Great! So you'll come with me then."
"I guess so."
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We walk to the outskirts of town. But something's wrong. All the things that were once red are now bland and grey. So we follow the trail of grey. It takes us a few minutes to find the end of the trail. At the end of the trail, there stands a mare with flowing black hair, a grey coat , and instead of normal wings, she has wings like a bat,and her Cutie Mark is a really familiar axe bass.
Wait... An axe bass...
Could it be..?
Suddenly, a wild screech.
"IT'S RAINBOW DASH!!!"
Rainbow is suddenly pounced on out of no where.
"Aah! get off me freak! Your not one of those people from my fan club are you?!"
"Rainbow Dash I'll save you!!" I say before the mare gets off her.
"Oh my glob. I'm sorry I'll never do it again! That is so not like me!"
The she turns her head to me.
"...Finn?"
"Wait...That voice... Marcie?"
"Hey..."
Then, utter silence.
Rainbow breaks the silence.
"THIS is the monster I've heard about? Pfft. What a rip off. I'll see you around Finn" She flies back to Ponyville.
We stay silent for a while.
"Marceline... What are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same Finn."
Then, I realize something...
"Wait a minute, you weren't with us when the Princess' experiment went wrong! How did you get here?!"
" What? Do you think your house is the only place I hide in?"
"...You Hide in PB's castle?"
"Uh....Yeah...Shut up!" Her cheeks turn red.
"Okay... So, back when we were with Rainbow Dash, how did you know her?"
"Oh...She's a character of a show I used to watch when I was a teenager, 983 years ago. You wouldn't know about it."
"...What?"
"Nevermind."
" Okay..." We walk back to Ponyville.
"Hey Finn?"
"Yeah?"
"Don't tell anyone that I fangirled when I saw Rainbow."
" Uh, Okay."
"Or I'll Kill you, and hang you with your own intestines." Her eyes turn red.
"Dude... Ew..."
"Sorry... Just don't tell anyone!"
"Okay Fine jeez!" I better do what she says. Cause that's just disgusting.
" Hey Finn." She says with a very mishcievous smile.
"Yeah?"
" You wanna raid canterlot castle?"
"What?!"
"You heard me."
"What for?" I say.
"My sources tell me...That they keep an apple tree there that bears apples so red, that you can actually SMELL the redness..."
...What?
"Marceline, that doesn't make any sense. Even for our standards."
"Kah, so what? It doesn't HAVE to make sense. You went to the NIGHTOSPHERE for Glob's sake. Does THAT make sense?"
...She has a point.
"..." I don't answer.
"Well?" She scowls at me.
"I... I guess not..."
"Good... So you comin' or not?"
*scoffs* Like I even have a choice.
"Fine Marcie... I'm in." I say. A really mishcievous smile runs across her face. And I get a really, really REALLY bad feeling about this.
"Excccccccelent...hehehe."
Oh Glob...
"But first we make our preparations. We shall meet at the entrance of canterlot at sundown. You shall not tell anyoooooooonnnnnneeeee" As she says anyone, she disappears into the shadows.
She never fails to scare me when she does that.
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When I get back to the library, Jake is still asleep on the couch. As Usual. But Twilight and Spike are nowhere to be found. Hmm... I guess they left.
I look for the things I need in my bag. I find nothing that I can use for the heist, so I check the other pockets. And I find the costume I never thought I would see again. It's my Shadow Costume from the Princess cookie incident. Its Full body black suit which only has a face hole. But thats all that can help me right now.
Eh. It'll have to do...
Wait a minute, I remember having multiple sets of this costume... Where the Nightoshpere did They go?
(Author's Note: So I just got a tip that: If the story is gonna have action in it, or if it's a crossover, I'm gonna make it third person perspective. So I'm gonna follow that advice, so please mind the changes. Please don't kill me.)
Chapter 5:
The Dark Princess of Music Pt. 2
Finn's eyes widen as he sees the sun disappear in the horizon. He thought of what Marceline would do if he didn't get there in time. And Well, let's just say, his imagination has become really creative since the knife storm back in Ooo. So the picture is not pretty.
He ran out the door and ran so fast, you could see after images behind him. He ran across the town, and due to his speed, bumped a few things several times. He had no time to slow down, he was terrified of what Marceline would do do him. He ran and ran. He had no way of getting to Canterlot Castle in time, but he just wouldn't slow down.
It took him a really long time to get there. The moon was already rising , and when he got there, he was sweating like a pig, and was panting endlessly. Then when he finally had the energy to speak, he called out.
"Marceline? I'm here! " But heard no response.
He called out again, and again, until he was suddenly pounced on.
The figure covered his mouth with her hoof as Finn started panicing and flailing his arms around.
"What the heck are you doing!? Be Quiet!" She whispers as if she was shouting.
"Mmph!" Finn's voice is muffled as the figure's hoof is still covering his mouth.
"Shh.." She put her hoof to her mouth as she says this, gets up and looks around the corner. She sees two guards having a conversation. She gives a sigh of relief and walks back to Finn.
Finn starts examining his jaw as the figure walks to him.
"You're late..." She quietly says.
"Ow... Wait, M-Marceline? "
"What do you think?" She says in an irritated tone.
" Oh..." Then he realizes that she noticed that he is late.
" Oh Glob! Marceline don't rip my eyes out and use them as ping pong balls! Don't remove my skin and use it as a fur coat! Don-" Marceline covers his mouth.
"Be quiet you idiot! I won't do any of those things! You'll attract some of the guards!" She silently shouts.
" I'm sorry..." He whispers.
"...Uh yeah, whatever. Let's go." She blows some of her hair away from her face.
"Uh, wait I'll just put this on." He pulls out his Shadow Costume.
" Ugh...Fine, but make it quick. " She says as Finn puts on his costume.
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They walk through the castle gardens, With Finn switching shadow to shadow, and Marceline disappearing into the night. They keep going until they reach the entrance. And Finn realizes something.
"Wait a minute... Why do you need MY help when you can just disappear?" He cocks his head to the side.
"Um...Well.." She says.
"...Wait a minute, wait a minute! You were just lonely all by yourself and you wanted someone to hang out with!"
"Sh-Shut up!"
Finn starts laughing until Marceline brings out her axe bass. Where she keeps that, Finn will never know.
Marceline was about to hit Finn until they heard a familiar voice.
"Pinkie, Spike, We need to find the Starswirl the Bearded wing!" It says.
Marceline recognizes the voice right away and looks up. Twilight is at the tower window.
Finn looks up and sees Twilight with another Shadow Costume.
"...So that's where it went." He thought.
"Oh my Glob it's Twilight Sparkle!" Marceline says as she drops the axe bass and gets ready to fly up and pounce the poor unicorn, Until Finn holds her back by the tail with his teeth.
"Now Marceline, Let's focus on the task at hand!" He says. Marceline looks at Finn.
"Ugh...Fine." She was about to float down when a bright light shines upon them.
"Hey! What are you two doing here?!" A guard says.
Both their eyes widen as they see him.
"Hey, Marceline?"
"Yes Finn?"
"Run."
Marceline grabs her axe bass and they both rush into the entrance door.
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The duo are now in the main hall.
"Quick Finn! Find anything that can bar the door!" Marceline says.
"Okay! Uh.." Finn says as he runs around looking for something.
He sees so many useless things but can't find anything that can bar the door.
The door knob starts to shake furiously.
"Quick! He's getting in!"
Meanwhile...
"How the Tartarus do I open this!?" The guard says as he tries to open the door but fails miserably. His hooves just can't find its grip on the door knob. His hooves keep slipping from the knob.
"How did those two open this damned thing?!"
Back to Finn...
"Just leave it! We have no time!" Finn says.
Marceline nods and they both run to the door between the two staircases.
They get in and they close it. They both give out a sigh of relief, and when they turn around, Finn's relief is gone. In front of them, is a gigantic staircase going up.
" Oh Come on! What the math.." Finn says. Finn groans audibly.
"Well, Looks like YOU'RE gonna have a hard time. While I can just FLY up there." Marceline says as she flies up the staircase.
Finn stands there, mouth agape, eyes widened.
"...OH COME ON!!! "
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20 minutes later...
Finn finally (but barely) gets to the top of the staircase where he sees Marceline jamming with her axe bass.
"Sup Finn?" She smirks.
"How could you just leave me like that?!" Finn shouts.
" Woah dude, chill." She stands up and walks towards the center of the room where a gigantic tree stood.
" This is the apple I'm talking about." she points to the giant red apple hanging from a branch.
"Wow, you are right, I CAN smell the redness. I'm confused on how it's possible but, WOW." Finn says.
"Yep, and it's all mine." She says in a satisfied tone.
Finn closes his eyes tries to imagine how long it would last.
"Wow, with that much redness, it could last month-" Finn hears slurpping sound and opens his eyes. Marceline is flying beside the apple, and she's drained the apple dry.
"...Or three seconds." He looks at her with a 'Seriously-What-The-Hell-Dude-Face'.
Finn and Marceline trot along the path to Ponyville. They take opportunity to catch up on things.
"So Marceline...How DID you get here?" Finn asks.
"Oh...Uh, I don't know... I'm not Bonnibel; I'm not the science-y type!" She asks.
Finn, wanting answers, gives her a stern look.
"I told you, I hid inside Bonnibel's laboratory. Other than that, I have no clue." She shrugs it off.
Finn, on the other hand, doesn't want to end it there; but seeing that they are both deprived of sleep, he shrugs it off as well. They keep walking in the dark night, with only the street lights to make them feel comfortable.
"I hear there are diamonds around here." Marceline says.
"You sure know a lot about Equestria, Marceline."
"Well, I DID watch the show."
Finn rolls his eyes at her. "I'm not gonna even TRY to understand that..."
"So, Finn." Marceline asks.
"Yeah?" He replies.
"Do you miss her?" Marceline questions him.
"Who? The princess?"
She chuckles.
"No Finn... I mean your ladyfriend, Flame Princess." She says. This immediately makes Finn stop and makes blood rush to his face. How could he have forgotten? He's only been here for a week and he's already forgotten about his girlfriend!
"O...Of course..." He says, looking down.
Marceline stares at Finn. He looks at her.
She then nudges his arm.
"I won't blame you if you forgotten about her, Finn."
"How did you...?"
"Finn. I've lived for over a thousand years. I know when someone's lying." She says.
Finn looks down, ashamed that he had forgotten his first true love.Marceline stays silent for a second, then breaks the silence.
"And I've played a lot of Phoenix Wright."
"Phoenix What?"
"Nothing." She replies before turning away.
"Cheer up dude, I don't blame you."
"Why not?"
"Come on" She flies up."You're in a world where Friendship is Magic! (Get it?) You practically get new friends here EVERYDAY. And look at the scenery here! Glob, it's amazing."
"So? What does that have to do with me forgetting Flame Princess?" Finn raises an eyebrow.
"What I mean is: You're bound to forget ONE friend eventually!"
"Yeah. But...This is Flame Princess we're talking about. MY GIRLFRIEND. Not just some normal friend. She's not supposed to be forgotten, especially by her boyfriend! What would you feel if someone you loved had forgotten you?"
"Well..." She puts her hoof to chin to think.
"See? *sigh*..."
Marceline lands on the ground. "Geez...I was just trying to cheer you up Finn...." She says, Frowning.
Finn sighs. "I'm sorry Marcie.... I didn't mean to snap at you."
She stays quiet for about two seconds then speaks. "It's okay dude, I-" She was interrupted by the sound of rustling.They look to the bushes near them. The bushes were definitely making the rustling sound.
The disturbances put their heads out of the bushes slightly. Their features are unrecognizable to them, but their eyes are glowing yellow in the darkness.
"Hello? Who is that?! I'm not afraid to fight you!" Finn says.
"Ooooh... Looks like these ponies noticed us, Rover..." The first disturbance says. The sound of his voice makes Finn shiver a bit.
"Yes indeed Fido... These ponies are not as dumb as we thought."
"Hey!! Who are you calling dum-" Finn takes a step forward before Marceline stops him.
"Finn, don't." She shakes her head.
"What? Why not? You heard what they called us!"
"They're diamond dogs... "
"Yeah, so?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
"I'm not afraid of these things!" He smiles confidently.
"What? No I'm not saying that they're dangerous. They're actually pretty useless. They're not worth fighting." She states happily.
"Hey! Who are you callin' useless?!" Fido shouts questioningly, waving his fist in the air. Marceline ignores them and looks to Finn.
" Yeah...they were practically the most useless antagonists in the show!" She rolls her eyes and laughs.
"Seriously?" He says, completely ignoring the Fido and Rover cursing in the background.
" Yeah! Did you know that RARITY got them to do her bidding by just whining?" She falls on the floor, laughing.
"'Oh! The chain is getting so heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!' " She says, mimicking Rarity's sophisticated voice. Before the diamond dogs knew it, The pony in blue was on the floor was lauging with Marceline.
"Then, the diamond dogs couldn't take it! They were on their knees begging her to stop! 'Please pony! We'll do anything!' " She says. " Oh my Glob, I couldn't contain my laughter!" She says,snickering.
The Diamond dogs, with their now crimson faces, run away in embarassment.
"Hey, wait weren't there three of you last-" Looks up to see them nowhere to be found. " Time...?"
She looks around and finds Finn still rolling on the floor, laughing out loud. (Gettit? Aww God i'm terrible.)
"Where are they?"
Finn sits up. " I don't know, but they're DOG gone useless!" He gives a big grin to Marceline.
Marceline responds by punching him in the stomach. Finn falls on his back and rolls on the floor, in pain this time. "That was horrible." She says.
