Pewdie's encounter
It's a Friday night at the Kjellberg apartment, A blonde man sets up his webcam and his recording program.
"Hey how's it going bros?, My name is PEWDIEPIE! And welcome to.... Fridays with PEWDIEPIE!" Pewdie says looking directly into the webcam.
"Ok bros, sorry about not posting a Fridays with Pewdie for the past two weeks...I've been...busy with stuff" he says with a little sarcasm at the end.
"I'm sorry 'bout not talking to my bros for the past few weeks! I'll make it up with a Q&A, so... question one, 'Dear Pewdie, have you ever watched My Little Pony yet?' Nope, I'll take it into consideration" Pewdie acknowledges the existence of the show and it's fanbase.
"Ok bros, question two, 'Pewdie, have you seen My Little Pony yet? It's great!'
"Once again bros, I will watch the show and rate it from there"
"Now for question three... 'Pewdie, who is your favorite My Li-' wow bros what's up with all the horsey questions?"
Pewdie stops recording, "My bros are watching it, I better watch it to then" Pewdie thinks for a long time, questioning his masculinity.
"Everyone knows I have Marzia, Everyone knows I'm not gay, so I'll watch" Pewdie silently whispers to himself, trying to boost his ego. Pewdie goes on YouTube and searches 'My little pony friendship is magic', his cursor hovering over video thumbnails until he finds one of his interest. "Oooh! Episode one!" He clicks on it and watches the first few minutes until the intro.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Ahhhhh
My Little Pony! I used to wonder what friendship could be?
My Little Pony! Until you all shared it's magic with me!
Big adventures!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart!
Faithful and strong!
Sharing kindness!
It's an easy feat, and magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony! Don't you know you're all my very best friends!
Pewdie pauses the video to absorb what he watched. "Do I really want to do this? C'mon Felix! Think about this!" Pewdie feels worried once again about his manliness. "Ok...let's continue" Pewdie says with a renewed confidence. Pewdie sees a purple unicorn and a purple and green scaled dragon on the screen, all he could get was "Twilight!" and "Spike!" from the video. He realizes it's 5 AM, "Uh-oh! Better get some sleep!" Pewdie tucks himself in bed and falls asleep.
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"Woah!"
Pewdie jerks upwards causing himself up.
"The fuck?"
Pewdie looks around the room, all is normal except he remembers that he turned off the computer. It's still on My Little Pony.
"Ugh..."
Pewdie rests in bed for a few seconds before turning off the computer. Pewdie goes back to bed, he slowly drifts off until he spots something out of the corner of his eye.
"Wh-who's there?"
A glowing light slowly gets brighter as Pewdie waits for a response.
"The fu-ahh!!!"
Pewdie is suddenly falling out of the sky!
AHH!!!
Pewdie's screams end in voice cracks.
"Never fear! Your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here!"
"THE FAHK!" Pewdie shouts.
A blur of rainbow swoops to Pewdie's level.
Pewdie is caught by a pair of cyan hooves, Pewdie holds his eyes closed "AIEEE!!!" He still screams.
"Hey don't worry I gotcha!"
Pewdie looks up to see a cyan blue mare with a rainbow mane.
Pewdie touches the ground, "Woah! Thanks...uh..."
"Rainbow Dash!" the cyan pegasus exclaims.
"Thanks Rainbow Dash." Pewdie says gratefully. "What's your name?" asks Rainbow Dash. "My name is...Felix, Felix Kjellberg", Pewdie says.
"Well, what's a stallion like you doing around here?" Rainbow Dash asks.
"I'm not a stallion! I'm a man! A Swedish man!" Pewdie exclaims.
"Hahaha, you're funny ya know?" Rainbow says with a chuckle.
"I'm serious!" Pewdie shouts. The curious gaze of Rainbow Dash unnerves Pewdie.
"Well, go look at the fountain" Rainbow tells Pewdie.
Pewdie runs to the fountain and looks down to the ground not to see feet, but hooves!
"AH!! What happened to my feet?!" Pewdie screams.
He speeds to the fountain, but not to see his face, but a face of a stallion!
"THE FAHK!? WHERE IS MY FACE?!" Pewdie shouts in despair.
"I told you, you are a stallion!" Rainbow Dash points out.
"WELL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF A GAY RIGHTS PARADE!" Pewdie screams in panic.
Pewdie starts to breakdown infront of the cyan pegasus.
"Maybe I should get you to Twilight..." the pegasus tells Pewdie.
"Get me back to Sweden!"
"Where's Sweden?"
"It's in Europe!"
"What's a Europe?"
"It's in Earth!"
"We're in Equestria!" Rainbow Dash argues with Pewdiepie.
"EQUESTRIA?!" Pewdie shouts with fear.
"You...you're not real then!" Pewdie shouts at Rainbow Dash.
"Ugh...I'm bringing you to Twi" Rainbow Dash says as she drags Pewdie to Ponyville.
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"Hey Rainbow! Uh...who's that?" Twilight says as she runs over to Rainbow Dash. "Uh, he's... Felix?" Rainbow says looking at Pewdie. Pewdie is curled up in a position somewhat resembling the fetal position. Twilight goes up to Pewdie and nudges him a little. The beige stallion looks up at Twilight.
"THE FU-" He stops mid-curse and pauses, we all know this as Pewdie's processing mode. "Mr Felix?" Twilight waves her hoof infront of Pewdie's face. Pewdie now focuses his attention on Twilight Sparkle.
"Uh, sorry 'bout that". Pewdiepie gets up on his hooves and walks around the house of the purple unicorn. He walks up to a mirror to see a 'tattoo' on his flank. "WHAT THE BARREL IS THIS?!" On his flank is a cutie mark of a headphone set.
"Looks like you have a cutie mark" Twi tells him.
"What the jesus milkshakes is a cutie mark?" Pewdie says as he looks suspiciously at Twilight.
"It's when you discover what sets you apart from others" Twilight replies.
"Oh, ok" Pewds answers.
"So Felix, what brings you to Ponyville?" Twilight asks.
"Uh...I just...teleported?" Pewdie responds.
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A month on Earth has passed
YouTube is ranting for their daily dose of Pewdiepie. The bronies are going episode-thirsty, a new MLP episode has not came out in weeks. The creative force behind My Little Pony is stuck on a creative plateau. Marzia has been reporting to the local police the "kidnapping" of her boyfriend, Felix Kjellberg. Pewdie's Facebook fan page has started a share post involving the "kidnapping" of Pewdiepie. Yahoo's 'trending now' top search is 'pewdiepie missing'. The bros are in disbelief, the haters are happy, the others are spreading the rise of the new gamer king, Tobuscus. Some of the unfaithful bros are converting to Yognaughts. The whole gaming community of YouTube is in ruins due to the fall of Pewdiepie. The bronies are going mad over the absence of the 3rd season of MLP. The internet is in chaos.
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A month in Equestria has passed
It's evening in Equestria, it is a peaceful night. Inside Twilight Sparkle's house is Pewdie. Pewdie is having some tea with Twilight conversing about the strange happenings.
"Hm...that's the sixth time that's happened this month...ever since you came, barrels have been falling out of the sky" Twilight tells Pewdie.
"Do you think it has something to do with me?" Pewdie questions the purple unicorn.
"Uh...NO! Absolutely not!, It's maybe just a coincidence!" Twilight says nervously.
Suddenly Rainbow Dash bursts through Twilight's front door, "HEY TWI! I FOUND SOMETHING!" Rainbow Dash shouts.
"Well lets see it then!" Twilight says in excitement, "Pewds come on!" Twilight signals Pewdie to follow.
"What is that?" Twilight says in awe.
Pewdie finally gets to Twi and Rainbow, to see... "STEPHANO?!" Pewdie screams. "WHAT THE JESUSSLENDYNIPPLES IS STEPHANO DOING HERE?"
"Who's Stephano? All I see is just a...statue..." Rainbow says.
"Stephano was my uh...friend...from a long time ago" Pewdie replies.
" 'elloz Pewdeh."
"Who the fuck was that?!" Pewdie screams.
"It's me! Stephano!"
"You can talk?! Why? How did you even get he-" Pewdie is cut off mid sentence.
"Long story short, some douchebag threw me into here, I think his name was...Toby? Toby...Turner?" Stephano was stuck in his pose, a golden man kneeling down with a sword in his hands.
"Tobuscus?" Pewdiepie says sounding worried.
"Uhm...yeah?" the golden statue mumbles. "Well, I saw a rabbit carcass on a tree before Gay-nbow Horse found me" Stephano says. "I HEARD THAT YA KNOW?!" Rainbow says in anger.
CRRAAASSHH!!!
A sudden barrelstorm has hit Ponyville!
GRRR...
"TURN OFF THE FAHKING LIGHTS!" Pewdie shouts at Twilight. Without a moments hesitation Twilight uses her magic to put out every candle in the house.
Rainbow looks at the window and makes out a silhouette of a human. But this human wasn't human.
GYAH!!
"Both of you hide!" Pewdie tells Twilight and Rainbow Dash. "I'll handle this..."
Pewdie runs to the nearest chair. "Hey sugartits" the human growls from outside.
It's the bro?!
Pewdie runs to the door and opens it slowly making sure not to be spotted.
"Oh holy shitshakes..."
The pale figure looked straight through Pewdie's equestrian soul. Those bug eyes, and the mouth as large to fit one hundred Stephanos struck fear into Pewdie's heart.
"HEY! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!" Pewdie grabs the bros attention.
GRRR!!
The bro charges at Pewdie and reaches it's mangled arms out at him.
"OH FAHK MY FAHK!!!"
"HEY CRAPWAD!" A voice calls out to the bro grabbing it's attention.
"TAKE THIS!" A blur of cyan zooms and rams the bro to the ground.
Rainbow Dash is standing on top of the bloody bro with one hoof placed on top of it's lifeless carcass.
"Whew...that hurt a little" She huffs.
I just got saved...by a cartoon?
"Thanks RD" Pewdie says as he gets up on his hooves.
"Hey Twi! The coast is clear! You can come out now!" Rainbow Dash says as she gestures towards Twilight.
"Pewdie! Thank Celestia you're ok!" Twilight says as she runs to Pewdie.
"What was that?" Rainbow asks Pewdie.
"That...that was...the bro" Pewdiepie tells them.